We’re Remodeling (Retro Rewind Part 9)

Time to scam some people! Now if you were not here last episode, y'all remember we had Paul as our employee that we replaced Patrick with because Patrick wanted a raise and he was talking crazy. We fired Paul last episode because he threatened to call the cops on us because he saw us buying the bootleg movies out of the back alley so he tried to blackmail us and say yo I'm gonna call the cops on you if you

and tell them that you're buying black black market movies if you don't give me a $4 raise. Yes. So you know what happened? He technically quit but he got, you know, fired. So.

And we hired somebody else. What was her name again? We have $2,000 Redfields Reynolds is popping off it's unreal. We have a new employee and she's the goat she moves so fast watch look at her. Leah look how fast she moves dog. The goat. Please just clock in and don't want anything. Please just clock in. Please just clock in. Okay, good. All right, Leah, let's have a good day. What day is it in the game? Monday and then, what is going on Tuesday there?

What is that?

Remembrance Day 75.

Who is calling Redfield? Redfields, Reynolds, yes, I'll reserve it for you. Don't you ever call me for. It is before eight o'clock in the morning and you are calling the movie place to get, that's unbelievable. Do you understand how crazy that is?

It is 8 o'clock in the morning and you are calling to get an adult movie reserved on a Monday. Wait, that's actually unbelievable to think about. Wow, let's turn the popcorn machine on. That's unreal. Okay, should we buy anything else chat, what are we thinking?

We need to save money we ain't got that much money bro, we got a save dude More shelves. Yeah again, this is just a temporary setup. We have the counter of shame in the middle This is just a temporary setup until we get like Rose put in But I don't know Yeah, I do got to get more snacks. I think we need to save money though chat. I'm not gonna lie. I Really do think we need to set we need to save a little bit of money for now

Let's open up We pass out the flyers real quick. Hey sir, you too busy looking? Come on in and buy you a movie if you're looking. No thanks, I'm already running late. When you're stood up, posted up outside of my store, just staring at the door but you're late. You ain't late to nothing, you loser. How's everybody doing?

I hope everybody doing good. Hey man, you wanna come to Redfields Reynolds and get you a movie? I forget you, Dan. You and your whole family's dead before the weekend. I promise you.

Hey sir, you wanna come get you a movie from Redfields Reynolds? Thank you, what about you sir? Movie from Redfields Rentals? Thank you. What about you, sir? A movie from Redfields Rentals? Bet. How you doing?

I'm gonna kill you and your whole family too. Anybody that don't shop at Redfields, y'all all gonna die! How you doing? Excuse me? Leave me alone, thanks.

Okay. All I asked is if you wanted to come by. That's another brand new movie broken. Unbelievable. I'm starting to hate my customers. I'm not gonna lie What's good Patrick

$15 five for you change. Yes, ma'am

My dad left when I was a kid. Do you so much, ma do it. Thank you so much, ma'am. How you doing, sir? Lord have mercy. There is no way that you got sauna sessions with my buffalo Dennis. Dennis, are we serious

right now and you have a late fee. Go ahead and give me that fee, big dog. $2 for your change. Have a good one. What can I do you for sir, that's it one movie 350 150 for you change y'all don't waste my time next time with one little movie buy at least two or get out my face

Have a good one

You two you gonna come here with one movie unreal. Oh, you got two in there mom. I bad You got two of the same movie. Are you scalping me one for you change? Thank you Yes, ma'am, what can I do you for? Oh, you reserved Who Ordered the Hot Superstar? Okay, I'll get it for ya.

Wow.

She was the one that did it. Let me put some snacks on here crunch Zilla got to get those going Let's put some fire egg balls on here, too What else sire bombs? I like them sire bombs Now, let's put some Super chills clean. I took one out by accident

One second, I'll be right back. Redfields Reynolds. Hello, this is Melissa calling on behalf of Sea Life Awareness. We're reaching out about the urgent situation involving endangered sea turtles. May I have a moment of your time. Sorry wrong number I guess. I mean I can't say nothing else there.

What?

Man, what is this? Oh never mind I thought that was a what's it called. Do you hate sea turtles or something?

Buddy, there was no other option!

You want a bucket of popcorn? I got you. You know what, if you would have said, hey, will you give me a $50 donation for the sea turtles, I'd have said, said yeah I'd have done it. About that late fee I broke my leg and had no way to return the movie in time please be understanding and don't charge me.

Oh man I hate to hear that. That's crazy well I hope your legs healing up.

Two dollars.

Thank you.

$3.50 for your change have a good one ma'am. You have a good night. I hope that leg gets better. Put that thing on ice if you need to. What's good, big dog? You ain't cool, by the way, with them sunglasses on. Oh, Nicholas.

Ha, Nicholas. Yo, rolling through with the five. Yeah, $18.50, Nicholas, $1.50 for your change. Yes, ma'am Pajama movie night with the girls. I want something awful that we can quote and laugh at all night got a bad movie for us. I Sure do matter of fact I have one that's so bad nobody has yet to grab it and I've got you right here Oh, it's not a bad movie. Okay, well let me get you something bad then.

The Ghost Under the Bed, one star, that'll do it right there. What they doing? Oh, we have a line! There you go, ma'am. How you doing? Three movies, I got you right here. That's gonna run you $12 three for you change. Have a good night Thank you, ma'am

Yes, ma'am. How are you? Just fine evening at Redfields rentals. I hope you're having a great day 14 I'm over here ten and other customers.. You ever talk about some hi shut up

Where's Leah Wait, where's Leah?

Leah we got returns stacking up. Come on now Anyway, 50 cents for your change, ma'am. Have a good one.

How you doing? You doing okay?

That's going to run you.

$11, $9 for your change.

Have a good day. Hi. What do you want? I have the movie, The Ninja Yacht reserved.

I hope I'm not too late.

Sure thing, Buster.

Right here.

Have yourself a good day.

I'm going to the ninja yacht reserved. I hope I'm not too late sure thing buster Right here. Have yourself a good one Yes, ma'am. Three movies three horror movies. I see you. That's what run you $12 three for your change. Have a good one Thank you for shopping at Redfields rentals tonight How you doing one two three movie $16 Mia.

Mia. If you ever run into a guy that you think you like and his name is Simon, do not go out with him. Okay. Do not go out with him, okay? If you ever run into a guy and his name is Simon, do not accept, okay? Don't ask any questions, just do it for your own sake.

$4 Mia, you be safe out there. If you weren't here for the last horror game that we played, you're gonna miss out the lore, but that's crazy lore. Ma'am, you put that movie on the bottom like I wasn't gonna see it. Gabrielle, you ordered the hot superstar. You ordered it because you reserved it.

Hey, Gabrielle, you ordered the hot superstar. And you had a late fee, caught the worst cold of your life. No, that's all right. Go ahead and give me that $2.03 for your change.

Have a good one.

Yes, Sarsky. I want a drama, old drama. Got you right here.

Old drama. Old drama.

Old drama. You want an old drama? The lonely tentacle, that'll work. Anyway, how you doing? Did you really just come in here and buy let me kiss my milk with a bag of tater chips on the side Nora?

Hey,

you want a bucket of popcorn with it? Nora, there's no way you're about to sit here and have a bucket of popcorn and some tater chips with an adult movie, let me kiss my milk. What? How are you doing, ma'am?

Lord have mercy, not in bed with the milk. Oh man, the adult movies are flying off the shelves. Chat, let me tell you, $23 due for your change. Have a good one. Thank you. Yes, sir. Sir. What is that?

They caught my frying pan, huh? All right Hugo Have a good one Hugo, thank you People really have no shame going to the shelf of shame. We thought putting the shelf of shame dead center would prevent people from going there, but no, they do not care.

They gonna get they movies. All right, Maxine, $17, three for your change. Have a good one.

Thank you.

How you doing, sir? All right, three movies. That is going to run you. $13.50, you have a late fee big dog. I have a late fee, excuse me, no one ever told me there was a return deadline, I'm not paying this.

No one ever, what is it, it's called renting movies, you think you just, man give me the late fee or I'm going to jump across this table and kick you in the face. You lost your mind 150 freaking change get out my store loser. How you doing, man? For movies, I see one in the middle. What is that? What is that man? Not the sexy doctor in the sauna grace All right, I mean I got you. Oh my goodness! You not only have a late fee, you returned a broken tape. This about to run you $43.

And I ain't gonna have no grace either. You gonna pay every dime. You think I broke your movie? How dare you accuse me of vandalism? This fee is unacceptable. Well, you got to accept it either way and pay.

Woo! $43!

Have a good one, Grace. Bye bye.

How you doing, ma'am? You doing all right?

$15. Five for your change.

You have yourself a great day. Hi. How you doing, ma'am? You doing all right?

$15, five for your change. You have yourself a Redfield rental type of night. Thank you. How you doing? One movie, $7. You want a blueberry slushie with it? I got you with a blueberry slushie right here.

There you go. I would hate to pay $43 for a movie. Naw, she bought like four movies and she broke one, which is $20. Naw, she did that to herself. Last customer of the night. It's about 1am and you're really going to do this to me.

You're going to bring a 5k in here. I ain't doing it. You got me messed up. Leah, Leah, go ahead and handle that for your boy real quick. You got me messed up, you ain't gonna disrespect me like that. You done lost your mind, you ain't about to disrespect me.

I own this place!

Save with the five.

Leah's by far the best employee we've had today. Anyway, you can go back to the, I'll just go ahead and you do that real quick. Thank you, Leah. Chad, we have, well, we're not doing that good in money. Oh my goodness, we fell off. Oh my goodness, we fell off. Oh my goodness, we fell off.

We're barely keeping the doors open, dog. This is unreal.

Ooh! Ooh!

It's not Christmas time though.

We need to wait.

Does winter come after fall, chat? Look at her, she's already here. I say we wait until winter hits before we start buying those. Alright, please don't have a complaint, please just clock in and go to work please please Okay, Leah's the goat Chat Leah Leah is the absolute goat. Yo, happy birthday mano. Thank you

Or should we go ahead and stock some I mean dude, they probably gave us to they probably gave us some for free They gave us 10... Wait, that's a rare. I gotta buy that. I gotta buy this. It's a rare.

I gotta buy it.

Dude, this is so clean.

This is so clean. Wait, y'all said we could eventually sell movies, right? You can do that that can't you because I'm gonna actually list the super rares for sale let's get the 10 free Christmas movies they better be good too yo bricks with the five thank you you need a clearance bin big dog we ain't got nowhere near enough money to be doing a clearance sale up in here oh the clearance bin is how you sell it you get it at level 10 all right bet

there's no way you're gonna tell me this is a Christmas movie. Wait we already have it? Wait what?

Hold up. Wait. Wait, we already have it? Wait, what? Hold up. Wait. Shelves? Equipment?

Chat, where? Oh, it is level 10. So should we sell our rare movies when we get to level 10? Low key, I feel like we should. I feel like we should. It's half off. Yeah, but is there any other way to sell it? Yo, TVN with the five.

Thank you. All right, lock in. Let's have us a good day here, Leah. Lock in for me. How you doing, big dog? You don't have that look and won't you come in and do some buying real quick.

How about that? I hate you and everything you stand for. You disgusting animal. How you doing, sir? You want to come buy you a movie at Redfields Reynolds? All right, forget you then.

Hey, man, you want to come buy you a movie at Redfields Reynolds? Thank you so much, ma'am. Have a good shopping trip. How you doing sir? You wanna come by? My fault? I didn't mean to do that! How you doing sir? You wanna come by and buy a movie? No thanks, you're running late.

You ain't going nowhere buddy. You act like you got something to do. Here you go ma'am. Don't you turn around when I hand you something. You ain't interested. You could have said that before you turned around.

Oh, Lord!

How you doing, big dog? Your name was on the reservation list for the basement Corsair torture? Yeah, you should be on another list because what kind of movie are you reserving right there have a good one how you doing ma'am one movie seven dollars

thirteen dollars for your change have a good one what's good big dog golly all right boom boom you're kind of intimidating me a little bit sir you you real tall up in here i'm not gonna lie 250 for your change have a good one what's good big dog yo yo leah get a load of that goober what's this dude doing what's up sir did you get the super rare version i hate you so much oh my goodness and you have a late fee just go ahead and give me the late fee man. I appreciate you dog exact change What's good, bud?

Wait, this is that old timer that bought the adult movies that one day wasn't it? Would you come in here and get Are you reserved I try to I? I'm uh, just as long as you in here getting adult movies again, don't forget I'll tell Gertrude if I see you getting him adult movies again. Don't let me see you by that adult shelf. You hear me? He looked at it when he went by he knows he wants to

I'm gonna say nothing Amelia. All right 50 cents. Have a good one. Hold on. Keep it off. I know you ain't. I know you ain't. All right, he didn't go. Yeah. Forward to the past. I got you. Here we go. Forward to the past. We have one left, I think, unless there's more. Yes, sir. Anyway, I got you right here. $10, $5 for you change. Have a good one Did he just grab an adult movie? I Didn't see him grab one did I five for you change have a good one. Hey

Hey, how you doing? Yes, ma'am two movies right here. That's gonna run you $11 exact change You have yourself a beautiful night. How you doing, ma'am? Boom, three movies. There we go. 14.50, 50 cents for your change.

Yes, ma'am. You reserve Stranger Robots. I got you right here, Stranger Robots. Boom, Lord have... Yo, Leah, we can't afford these bathroom breaks. Yeah. I'm returning a missed call. Did you call me a co-

People just wasting my time. How you doing, sir? Flaming hot keg, huh, James? All right, one of them type of nights, ain't it? $10 fine for you change. Have a good one.

All right. I'm just making sure, Albert, because last time you was in here you went kind of crazy on the adult section. But have a good one Al. What's good sir? You got the super rare version too. My goodness, why William, why?

You better not touch the rare version of that movie with pop after you eat the popcorn Do you understand me latex gloves only? Oh Nah, he's gonna ruin it Chat he's gonna ruin it, bro There you go $23

$17 for your change. Have a good one, William. Yes, ma'am. Two movies. $10.50. $9.50 for your change. Have a beautiful night. Thank you so much. How you doing? Where's all the customers at? Alright, $8. RIP to the flower under the bridge. Just because you were so polite and you said, is that okay? I I'm not gonna be mad at you. I got you right here Have a good night, ma'am Yes, ma'am forward to the past I got you right here have a beautiful one

Big dog. No, go ahead. Grab it. Don't turn around because I said. No, you go ahead and grab you one.

You know you wants one.

Huh?

You hear that ma'am here? He, uh, yeah. I know you ain't heading straight for the shelf. He walked in here headed straight for the shelf. He already knew what he was gonna get. He didn't look any other direction. This dude walked in the store dead set,

just like the Terminator. Immediately knew he wanted one of them adult movies. Straight in there.

I'm going to go straight in there. You I'm asking you to. $8.00. Yes. Here you go. Late fee big dog. What's the point of charging a late fee? Give me the money.

Give me the money.

Have a good one. Yes, ma'am.

Quit looking at me, bro.

I saw what you grabbed. Stop looking at me, man. All right. I'm going to go ahead and get my money.

I'm going to go ahead and get the money. Have a good one Yes, ma'am quit looking at me bro, I saw what you grabbed stop looking at me man All right $12 ma'am three for you change. Have a good one. What we got big dog Bad astronaut under arrest and too hot for my rooster. Lord have mercy Clarence. $4.50 have a good one.

What's good big dog? You buying a Christmas movie bro? It's fall. I mean I ain't judging you. I appreciate the business either way. But I'm just saying. $15..50, 4.50 for your change. Have a good one. Yes ma'am, may I help you?

Okay, the toadstool, I got you right here. There you go. How you doing ma'am? Three movies. Sorry about that popcorn machine, it's kind of raggedy.

Hold on.

One scoop, two scoop oh oh there we go I got some off the bottom that's kind of messed up it's alright there you go 1550 450 for you change have a good one Why is it stuck at 8am?

Wait what? Or 8pm?

Wait. Why is it stuck? Do we close at 8 on Sundays? Oh I didn't know that. $8 ma'am. Have yourself a beautiful night.

Thank you so much

One more yelled it one more how we do

Oh, we've lost the business. Oh, we've lost the business. We can't... Okay, it's a new movie release day. Maybe this will save us. What's the new movie? Galactic Rebellion?

Oh my goodness, Lord have mercy. We will see you in court. All right, look here. Good news is there's a whole lot of Star Wars nerds out there. So maybe. How many do I get?

I'm gonna get 10 of them for now. You know what? 15 of them. 10 of them for now. You know what 15 of them 15 of them How is the critic on it is the critic rating good it's a five-star chat, let's go Surely we're getting a lot of customers today

You think it's cuz I don't like seeing me at the checkout chat? Should I run returns today? I'm gonna let Leah run returns today. Hopefully she does good. She's never ran the, uh, not returns. She's never ran the cashier. Um, I'm going to let her do that though.

Is Forward to the Past still a new movie? I don't think it is, is it? Let me check. Forward to the Past. It's no longer a new movie. We can get rid of this. I'm selling it, matter of fact.

We need every little bit we can get. Plus 10. Let's go.

Alright, we need people to bit we can get plus 10. Let's go All right, we need people to know this things in here Look here man, like we need people to know like yo Star Wars knocked off come here get it Not can't do that Let's go like That'll do they walk in oh man galactic rebellion for is here

That's exactly what's gonna happen All right, Leah, I'm gonna let you go stock those real quick Yo court with the five, thank you. Leah?

Nobody's turning left when they walk in. I am, always go left. Yes, Leah, I'm gonna have you run a checkout today. Don't panic or nothing like that. And if somebody's rude, I'll step in, okay? run and check out today don't panic or nothing like that and if somebody's rude I'll step in Okay, just handle that for today lock in we ain't gonna be busy anyway, cuz we fell off but whatever Face the window so they see it. That's not how it works in this game. We already tried it. Oh my goodness

Redfields are you. Atomic Dog, I got you.

Boom.

Yo, Pedestrian Prince with the 10, thank you. Decorate the shop. Bro, if I ever get a good amount of money, I will. But I never have enough money to chat. I'm barely staying in business here, man. Much less have enough money for decorations, you know with I'm barely staying in business here man much less have enough money

for decorations you know what I'm saying somebody reserved in bed with the milk huh okay bubba all righty then I seen you over here looking sir it's too early in the morning for all that what you talking about boom okay we me go put the rest of these up here hand out flyers i'm too busy i fear i'm just too busy oh my goodness i need more shelves wait yes sir die trying i got you right here boom oh wait hold up. I gotta get more shelves. Yeah, that has to happen. I gotta order another one.

Remodel? We ain't got the money because I need more shelves to remodel. That's what I'm waiting on, but it ain't working. Let's buy the $200 one. We need a big one.

Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Leah why did you go to the bathroom there's a line! Leah there's a line waiting and you went to the bathroom? Leah, come on now. You know what? Leah is the greatest employee we've had yet. There's no reason to complain.

Chat, y'all over here talking about some decoration. You want me to decorate?

I'll decorate. We ain't got no money. Lord. We got no money

Lord

Lord oh Lord, yeah, what's good big dog? You want an old movie? Won't you go look around a little bit bud? I mean golly Go do some looking around you'll see how busy I am the lonely tentacle. Take it All right right hold up eight hundred dollars by the way that's not a lot of money in this game you gotta think we're paying Leah chat should we cut her pay we gotta cut corners somewhere like we like we might have to take her down like 10 an hour.

This is bad.

W boss? I mean dude I'm trying to make it man. Wait something was reserved? What was reserved? Chat, what was reserved? Chat, what was reserved?

Thank you.

Y'all locked in for me right there. Thank you. Yes, sir. You reserved in bed with the milk, did you, Vincent? Leah, why is it 3 a.m. and we ain't got no customers? What am I doing wrong, Leah?

Leah, I know why you got this set to the side. Stepbrother gone with the wind. Hold up. Or p.m., yeah! I'm calling from Hollywood. There was an error with your last order of new releases. We'll issue a refund of 90 immediately. I mean, I appreciate it.

You asking to see the manager?

Hold on, Lee.

I'll be right there. Give me one minute. Oh man, you asking to see the manager.

What's up, bud?

In bed with the milk. Yeah, I got you right here in bed with the milk. Watch out, Leah. Yeah, what's good Mia again? I just talked to you literally a minute ago. Me damaging a tape. No way. I'm extra careful with your tapes

Done lost your mind you thought I was gonna be you got man I Hey, what's up Hugo? Atomic Dog got you right here.

Take it.

Organize the shelves? Never. I tried that once. It's never happening. Decorations! I got a nutcracker in here man. Oh, oh, yeah, we wait we could cook here.

Oh, man.

Start with that. What are you doing?

I thought that said new. I thought that was a new sign did I just get scammed that's supposed to say new press B on it? ma'am new clean for now yeah you want an old christmas movie let me go see what i can do for you real quick since you can't walk around and go look a little bit i'll go over i'll go look a little bit, I'll go over, I'll go look.

We ain't got no old Christmas movie, man.

Just take this one. Ooh.

You need the decor what you mean the decor Chad we get a UFO. That's gonna be hard, bro UFO I like that. I like that. I like that right there. What else? What else The robot

It's $999. There's no sense in getting a crazy amount of decorations because we're completely remodeling

when I get more money. I Actually like that a lot wait, that's actually very clean cheddar y'all sure this is gonna bring in new customers, bro

What else? Chair? For when like somebody's waiting in a long line? line I kind of like that don't y'all like that actually no I know where to put it that'll work right there what else

give me more of these All right, you know what I'll put it

Like in case somebody gets bored waiting on a movie they can just sit right here right? Now again once we get more money we're going to rearrange all of this. Center it, dog.

Grow up. That's very clean. grow up that's very clean this wall looks a little barren what should we do here

a whole room with just the adult movies so everybody can get flamed when they go in there. This is clean. Y'all messing with it? Dude, now we gotta save money. We put a few decorations in here. Now we just gotta save some money for a while But it's looking better than it was

Not gonna lie, it's looking better than it was Type 1 if you agree I bet, chat I'd be willing to bet we lost money today Lord Chat I'd be willing to bet we lost money today Yeah, I hope next episode we start making a little bit more money Dude Leah is expensive 50 a day chat.

It's fine, we have decorations in here now. Tomorrow's episode, surely we'll have a lot more customers coming in. Cause look, it's gonna be lit up in here. Look at all the neon signs, bro. The balloons,

the corner of shame. That's

going to be great. We didn't do that good financially this episode but either way, great episode. Great stream. Chad, I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your

boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't know, bits, follows, and of course, I preach out all y'all for just hanging out. Ay, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow course, I preach out all y'all for just hanging out. Ay, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. Love man, alright? Peace out y'all.