We’re Stuck In A Swamp (RV There Yet)

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R.V. time? Dude here's the thing, I think it's impossible to beat R.V. there yet, chat. I think it is. What do I do about the eagle action? I want to beat R.V. there yet so bad I want to the joy that I will feel from beating RV there yet will be Incomprehensible, how do you get past the eagle?

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There's a eight minute solo speedrun on YouTube you're the biggest liar I think I have ever seen in my life. It's real. It's gotta be glitched then. It's gotta be a glitched run. Watch it. No, I don't wanna watch it because I don't want to be spoiled. No, I don't want to be spoiled.

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You know what? Let's see if I can actually get past the eagle part. You're right. Let's go. Let's see. If I can get past the eagle part, I can beat the game. Oh, my mama, I can. Oh, my mama, I can. Let's give it a try Let's go, I want to beat this game so bad

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We have played this game solo on stream like four or five days total look how long we have in this

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Eight and a half hours

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Eight and a half hours! All of that just to be stopped by an eagle. Why? Let's go. Wow, I have a fully healthy RV. Forgot what that was like playing with Jinxy and Skeks the other day.

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Man, that was insane, wasn't it, Chad? That was wild. That was crazy. All right, we good. We good. Nut with the five, thank you.

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How much stuff do I got again? Do I got an extra remote and everything? I do got an extra remote and everything let's go play that music RV winch remote with the five gifted chat if I beat this game this will be one of the greatest achievements of my streaming career right here this was one of the greatest achievements of my streaming career right here This was one of the most difficult games I've ever played on stream this more difficult than only up getting over it

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this game difficult Oh, I know where I'm at. Nevermind. My fault, I know where I'm at. Almost drove us off the edge. That's not a good start. Oh, I'm relaxed. I keep the RV.

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What keep the RVs? What checkpoint is this? I forgot

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Jesse pre state you Jesse. Thank you W Jesse for real I appreciate that Jesse. Thank you

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I'm gonna take the same trail we took last time. Do y'all think that's the best play? I don't know, bro. I don't know what to do about the eagle! What do we do about the eagle? We're good. we are good. I am a seasoned veteran.

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Hear me out. Hear me out. We do that path and go over right there and then go through there. Yes. Do you agree with this statement? The only thing is, chat, the only thing is, we gotta do some plank action. Actually no we don't. We don't have to do plank action. I do want to grab these though. Absolutely want to grab these real quick. 100% want these in the RV. Tips with Queso episode 12. Always keep you some winch poles in the RV at all times because you never know when you're going to need them. Okay. Okay. Got it. Why Why not moving? There we go.

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I fear that was disgustingly clean. I just fear it. Do we go left or right here, brah?

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Left? I mean, bro. Do we go left or right here, brah? Left? I mean, bro. Left.

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Why must this always happen? Why? Why must I? Why must I have to have to why I hate this part why have you do this me why have you do this me why chat, why? Why?

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It appears that I only have one remote. Who let that happen?

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Not gonna lie, clean! Where did the other winch pole go? There was two more! Dude! Clean, though, not gonna lie, clean. There it is.

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Lock in. Oh We're good. Oh, there's two more. I'm okay. We're good chat calm down We are good. Okay. Okay. We are good.

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We are way. We are way. That's kind of growing on me I'm just worried about the eagle chat I don't know I truly don't know what to do about the eagle I really don't so I mean, here's the thing though, chat. Here's the thing, right? The eagle part ain't even here yet.

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So that's what I'm worried about though. Go please. Please go. It is what it is. Chad it is what it is. It just it is what it is. Okay.

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That's the reality of the situation. It's that it is what it is. It just it is what it is. Okay, that's the reality of the situation Is that it is what it is? Okay, that's life Welcome to it Perfect Perfect. I know exactly what to, I mean, I mean, I mean, Lord have mercy dude why is everything a problem it's working that back wheels on we're good

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We're good, I think that work no joke, I think that worked Well GG we're dead to an eagle. Chat, GG, we're dead to an eagle. This is the reality of life. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! Gege. I That's actually gonna work. I told you it would. I told you it would.

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I told you it would. I told you. Did not tell yous. Chat, did not tell yous. Yes. Chat, didn't I tell you? Yes Now chat we have a problem

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The problem is not the snake that you just heard The problem is now some eagle action. This is where we ended the run last time. Wait, chat, we go down there, yeah? We just simply go down there? The eagle ain't gonna get us down there!

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Ooh!

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Ooh! Oh, oh, never mind the Eagles back Chat the Eagle is back The RV can make it up this yes it can The RV can make it up this yes it can the RV can make it up this yes it can the RV can make it up this yes it can yes it can We have a problem.

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We have a problem.

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We have a problem. We have a problem.

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Oh, we have a super big problem now. I don't know how I don't know how just accept it just accept it just accept it Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! It's stripping the gears out in this thing. That's what we needed.

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That's what we needed. THAT IS WHAT WE NEEDED! AHHHHH! OH MY GOODNESS! OH MY GOODNESS! WE'RE GOOD!

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WE'RE GOOD! WE'RE GOOD! we're good, we're good! Dude!

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We have to. And I mean we absolutely have to

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be lined up perfectly because we cannot get out of the RV because the eagle is flying overhead waiting to kill us at any given second. cook something real quick

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Jay y'all think we got this

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pre winch the front buddy buddy the whole point is that we can't get out of the RV

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Because there's a eagle flying around That will kill us instantly It wasn't lined up. I'm so nervous. Chad, are you nervous? Be honest. I beg of you. I beg of you. I beg of you.

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I beg of you.

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I beg of you. I beg of you. Can it be like this for the rest of the game? I like this. Is something about to happen? I like this.

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I like this. I like this. Is something about to happen? This is... This is going too well. What's about to happen? I want to see what worse decision than right now. Is the eagle gone?

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Like is it gone? I'm so scared to get out of the RV because of the eagle dude. Like if the eagle gets you while you're outside, you're guaranteed dead. If you don't have like the wince in your hand probably. Why is this so scenic and good? Man, if the whole game was like this, that'd be a vibe, huh?

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Is this a checkpoint? That be a vibe, huh? Ha, ha! Is this a checkpoint?

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Wait, is this a road that I can go down? Hold on.

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Yes, it is. Is that a checkpoint? If that is a checkpoint, I am going to be so happy. Please, please, please, please please please please no, okay. No checkpoint Striker with the five. Thank you Eagle ain't gonna get us in here. Oh

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Wait what I was about to say Let's put this in here chat y'all proud of me I'm doing good, huh? Chat I'm doing good not gonna lie. I just wasted. Oh, oh my goodness. We already have a jack and a flipper, right? I think we do. Okay, nothing in here that we need.

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No eagle.

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No eagle. No eagle, please no eagle. Thank you

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Chat just tell me tell me yes or no for sure. Is it gone? I need to know See even you even though y'all are giving me a straight answer I still don't trust y'all because y'all have ruined y'all's reputation cuz y'all lie all the time. I'm sorry But it's true And y'all know it's true And y'all know it's true Don't you chat, you know, it's true. I just heard something we're dead Gg

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A dude nothing would dude i'm telling y'all right now. I Won't a checkpoint so bad. I See one chat I see a checkpoint chat. I see a checkpoint Oh

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They put a statue of me GC and sketch in the game

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That's how much we was cooking that's hard

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Okay, is there something in here Nothing in there. Chat that's a checkpoint I'm so happy. Oh my goodness. The game's gotta be easier from here right? It's gotta be. We have been through so much. I'm gonna be so happy if we beat this.

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When we beat this. Save the game so I can thank you so much. Now I can go loot these buildings in peace oh man let's go dude can I get some bear spray cuz I got a feeling we're in bear country right now like we's gots to be in bear country go back to the statue wise or something there I'm gonna go back give me a second I'm gonna happy there was a checkpoint. I can't describe to you enough

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Human fart particle with the five gifted. Thank you Bro jumped lol So you didn't jump you're just you're just tough huh congratulations good for you, buddy Good for you cuz you're just you're just, you're just a goat. I'm about to go back to the statue, hold on.

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Ah!

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I'm going back.

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Why'd they even put that wall there?

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Ah!

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Why'd y'all put that wall there? What's going Back to the statue. I can't get up there. It's a cool statue. statue I'm the dumbest person that ever lived drink a beer okay hold on drink a beer beside it

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Do I gotta bring the RV to it

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We will never be trusted again? You know what's crazy? You wanna know what's crazy? I don't know what's crazy. I Shouldn't have trusted y'all that time either. That's the crazy part I shouldn't have trusted y'all that time either but for some reason I was like, you know what? Uh-huh. I'll go do it and then look what it look what it gets me

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Type one if you were not part of the people telling me to drink a beer beside that thing. But you know what? It's okay. You know what? I am not angry at all because we have another checkpoint. So you know what what I am happy

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Very happy can't you tell Can't you tell? Wait, what's back here? Wait, they're hiding a secret back here, I know they are. They're hiding a secret back here. They're hiding a secret.

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Look. Look. Look. They're hiding a secret. Look. Look. Look.

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There's a scrap up here to reward the player that dares to go out and just and explore. And I'm injured again. In the secret would have been a statue of me naked. Let's go.

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On the road again!

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Can't wait to get on that! Why does everything look weird? Everything look weird to y'all

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Am I having a stroke

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I'm liking these roads man. Keep them like this Something doesn't look right look like? Somebody said new biome. What is this Minecraft? Life. Oh no, why is it getting difficult again? Why does it appear to have some difficulty again? Why?

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Is it actually a new biome I thought that was an alligator. That's just a body of land. Okay I can't see. Oh, man Chat we're good. We're good. I'm nervous I am nervous can I confirm with y'all one more time the eagle is gone correct

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you can't be serious with this Okay, I'm assuming there's gonna be a crank somewhere or something. Oh man.

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Oh no. Yeah, I see the crank down there. But how do I? I know the plan. Do you know the plan, chat? I know the plan. I know the plan.

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I do. The plan is about to be planning here in just a second yeah you see where I'm going with this chat Splooka! Imagine that's not in range. This is going wrong. No it's not. Just let me cook for a second please. Ow. Is there an alligator in here? Why? I don't know. I'm just trying to help. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die.

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I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die. Why? I'll have to go get some water. It worked? Check it.

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It worked? It, it, it worked! Why not? Why not no more? Now technically we should just be able to drive this straight out of here. Oh my goodness my heart sank. Oh my goodness my heart sank.

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Oh my goodness my heart sank. Oh my goodness dude I thought we was going back. Bro I thought we was going in dude. I thought all I seen my life flashed before my eyes. All I seen was us falling in the water. Okay, surely that's the most difficult part of this.

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I am nervous.

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Oh, okay, got a little water.

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That's okay. Oh, okay got a little water That's okay Okay, nice I'm glad we got a lift kit and some mud cars what is that? Oh, no

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What are they gonna want me to do up there? Is there something up here I can grab real quick? I'm just gonna go check Chad hold on. Let me just check real quick if there's anything up here I can grab. Cause it looks like they would put something up here. You know what I mean but perhaps they did not they did that's why you always explore

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Always I Saw a gator we're playing Don't play with me. I

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Ain't trying to get snapped up up in here There we go, Let's keep moving. Anybody else got a bad feeling? I got a feeling there's about to be something horrible coming up, bro. I do. I mean terrible. Is there a reason?

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What?

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What's that sign say? I'm going to go ahead and get some more food. Yo, Alindius with the 25 gifted. Give me some W's for Alindius with the 25 gifted. Appreciate you Alindius. Thank you a Lindy s I appreciate that Chat what's going on? Follow the flooded path. Buddy, there isn't one!

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Oh my goodness, I see a gator! Oh my goodness, I see a gator! Lord have mercy. Why? Why? Stryker with the five! I'm going to go get some food. Okay. This is the most horrifying thing ever. Okay, if we go up, we can go up there, right? We go up and left and then we can go up there. I'm so scared. Chad, I'm so scared.

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Chad, I'm so scared.

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Do you see the gator? Look!

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Yo, Iron with the 20 gifted, give me some W's for Iron with the 20 gifted. Thank you, Iron. W, Iron, chat. Appreciate that. We need to get here?

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Here? I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive! Yes! Oh my goodness. What are you doing? Ah! Ah! Dude, chat, I can't, bro.

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This is too stressful. I can't. I can't. I can't.

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I can't, bro, this is too stressful! To the right. Up and to the right, yeah? Ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh! Oh! Stand it! I'm glad we got some more. Oh my goodness, that did not do much at all. That's okay. That is okay, chat chat we are on dry land right now everything is

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fine

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yes beautiful tell y'all proud of me, this is good. We are on dry land, that's all that matters. This RV is a tank dude. A tank I tell ya. I heard that Gator.

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Did you hear that?

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I heard something.

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GG. Chat, there's a checkpoint. If I die here, oh my goodness, look at that gator. I'm going to go get a drink. Chat. Chat. Are you sure I have one on the roof? This is bad! No, there's not one up there. Chat help. You can drive around it. Look how deep this water is!

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Wait a minute. Wait, the RV could drive in this right here, huh? Go to the checkpoint. You have to have the RV to get the checkpoint though. If they have a winch thing here...

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Please! If they have a winch thing here Please No

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No, oh

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Lord Oh Lord. Chad I don't want to I hate to say this but I think I think I am going to have to drive around this oh no we can't that's too deep wait if i don't get a winch pole we're cooked because the bridge obviously doesn't stay down on its own maybe if i do this it'll give me a winch pole. Cheeks with a 10, thank you. There was a remote, buddy.

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Did you just half, like, okay, thanks. Buddy up here talking about a remote. What you talking about? Oh, that's just for that GG There's a winch pole if you go forward look

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If we have it if we get a winch pole, this is doable chat if What I say I said if we get a winch pole Is that a winch bolt? Don't play with me. It's not. I gotta find one. Give me a minute. Just give me a minute! Are you giving me a minute?

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Just let me find a wenchpole. If I can, we will be alright. But I got real bad news. be I do have a plan though. Do you want to hear my plan? No that's not going to work. Type one if you want to hear my plan. The fact that the cigarette doesn't go out during that is insane. Look, here's what I can do.

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And by can do I mean probably not. But I'm gonna try. Are you ready? This is probably and by probably I mean almost guaranteed not gonna work but it's worth a shot

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how close will I have to be for him to bite me? if Listen. Listen. Are you listening? I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening.

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I'm listening. Are you listening? Dude, I'm not a winch pole on the rock, man! You're just saying stuff! Throw something at it? Okay. Chat, when you're playing this game solo, you simply have to adapt. I'm going to go get some water. You're about to witness the craziest thing ever. The beer cans floating away. I'm going to go get some water. Strongheart with the 20 gifted. W Strongheart with the 20 gifted. Hey, hey.

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Hey. Yeah, it's not gonna work. Shut up, nerd. It's worth a shot, huh, chat? Is that gonna work?

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That ain't fair.

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That ain't fair. Bro, bro, bro. I need to be up there chat. This is absurd. I gotta get up there. I gotta get up there, right? The answer to that question was yes, in case you were wondering. GG, just send it Hold on chat. Do y'all like the cooking that I'm doing though Man, why can't the bridge just stay down when you use the lever? That is so unfair. Wait. Wait, why is it not taking damage?

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

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YOU GOTTA BE FISTING ME! There is no way that was there the whole time! No! Chat!

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We can do it now we're good

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chat we can do it now yeah stop stop stop. We're good. We can do this now. Now, can you believe we did all that walking around and I never found one and there was one there just the whole time? Can you believe that? I wish we had some oil in here. We don't have oil, do we?

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So I can't fix the engine damage. This is bad! But it's fine. Chat do you believe now? No. This should be able to be done. There is no legitimate reason this shouldn't work.

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We did it. Oh my goodness another checkpoint. Let's go, baby! Woo! We need some ore down there. There ain't no, there's some ore, thank you. It's not gonna do much, but we needed it.

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Now that right there had to have been the hardest part. I'm coping so bad. I've said that about like 30 parts of this game Chat for a minute there. I'm not gonna lie to y'all I didn't think was gonna be able to get past that one, but you gotta think every situation That we have that has been thrown at us we've been able to get by it, you know what I mean

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Every situation that they have thrown at us We've been able to get we've been able to get by it get the other winch hook. All right, I'll go get it. I am gonna need that, huh?

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We out here moving.

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♪ I've been traveling for some time ♪ ♪ With my fishing pole and my bottle of shine on a long dark dusty road I'm locked

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I'm not gonna lie for a minute. Do no joke for a minute there. I'm dead serious. I thought we was cooked

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Aquatic cigarettes facts Why are you smoking cuz it lets you uh, it lets you move faster

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So it's like realistic. You ever see somebody start, you ever work around somebody and they're moving real slow and they smoke a cigarette and they're moving way faster? Yep. That's how it goes. That's how it goes. My mom.

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Ha ha ha!

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Hey, you know what I mean? Can you let me get up there?

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Like hello?

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Thank you.

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We keep moving.

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On the road again It didn't save you're a simpleton I literally saw it the game has no option but to save their Can't wait get on that road again All the tape Lord have mercy the last tape that he had was bad. I don't know what this one's gonna be but There it is chat. Everybody lock in.

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Let's see what he's got to say this time. Let's see. Are you ready? One of the great minds of our generation. Wee oh wee. Wee oh wee.

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Wee oh wee.

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Welcome to lesson five of Absolute Calm with Austin, where I teach you how to achieve absolute calm. Today, we're gonna be putting everything we learned together out in the wild. Getting in touch with nature is the final step to achieving absolute calm.

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If you prime your body, mind, and soul with the previous lessons, you will find yourself more receptive to the positive energies of nature. So today, I'm out in the wilderness, deep in Mabbots Valley, the sun is shining,

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and we got a cool, gentle breeze going. The first thing we need to do is find a place to sit in a comfortable position. I got myself a nice little patch of grass. I'm just gonna hunker down right here. All right, now, keep a nice, upright posture

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all throughout this, keeping that vertical chakra alive. Now breathe in.

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There's nothing to eat.

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I don't have a grill.

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Two, three, four. Hold, two, three, four.

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Out, two, three, four.

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Is he gonna get eaten?

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Take note of the warmth of the sun's rays.

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Wrestling with the fire.

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Note the gentle breeze upon your skin. Hear the leaves rustle.

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I ain't got no nuggets. You're scared Maybe got little birds true

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Focus on the breath Just let the absolute calm wash over you Wait, I must be hearing I don't have I have nuggets bro, look. Is he gonna die? No. No! They're just staring at me. Hey, you! What are you doing here? Hey, I can see you.

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Quit staring.

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Man, budge it. Maybe I should leave. All right, have it your way, pal.

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What a weirdo.

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Is he still there?

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No, I don't see him.

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Austin?

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Wait, what? I hear sitting sideways on them! Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh man! You think Austin's dead? I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking. I'm cooking, I'm cooking.

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Do you see that I'm cooking?

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Do you see it?

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Do you witness me?

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We can go up some more.

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Lord have mercy. There's gators all over the place. We can go up some more.

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Lord have mercy! There's gators all over the place!

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Up some more.

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We're good. Lord. Lord. Lord.

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Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord, lord.

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I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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I'm so excited.

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I'm so excited.

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I'm so excited.

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I'm so excited. that thing literally jumped through the window

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all right we Austin Where I teach you how to achieve absolute calm today, we're gonna be putting everything we learn together

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Dude that like instantly gave me a headache that scared me so bad

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Sometimes the worst jump scares aren't in horror games. Keeping that vertical chakra alive. Now breathe in two three four Oh two three four out two three Dude, that scared me so bad. The warmth of the sun's rays Notice the gentle breeze upon your skin here the leaves rustling. Maybe you got little birds chirping

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Focus on the breath.

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Tweet, tweet.

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Just let the absolute calm wash over you. What the f*** was that? Wait, I must be hearing things. Nature's kind of spooky, folks, not gonna lie. Probably just a cougar or something. Well, let's just bring our focus back to the breath.

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No, no, that, that weren't no cougar or something. Well, let's just bring our focus back to the bridge. No, no, that weren't no cougars. Hey, who's there? Wait, someone is there. I see him through the trees kind of far away.

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They're just...

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They're just staring at me.

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Hey, you! What are you doing here? Hey, I can see you quit staring All right, have it your way pal What a weirdo she's still there

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No, I don't see him

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Sitting sideways! Chad, I'm about to keep it at absolute 100% stack, would you? I'm about to just send it through here. Y'all think I should? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm just gonna go. Yeah.

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Up, up, up, up. I got it.

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You ready? Lord have mercy, Why is it working?

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Lord, have mercy. Why is it working?

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going under the water? Was I supposed to go the right way or was that the correct way to go? Should I go to the right next time or what?

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Bro!

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That was insane. I literally just said, screw it, I'm going. I think I can do it again. Don't y'all think I can do that again? I got a feeling there's a checkpoint right after that. I also got a feeling we're almost at the end of the game too because that's Austin's last tape apparently.

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That was clearly the wrong way. Shut up! You're closer to the end. Am I really? Who was Austin?

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What?

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What? We already listened to the tape twice, I'm leaving it. What do you mean who was Austin? Do you know what you just said? Chad, is that a bannable offense? Austin is the GOAT! And he's dead now.

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R.I.P.

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He's dead. I know what to do this time though. I didn't know what to do last time, but still somehow almost made it.

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That's called improvising, Chad. Improvising.

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Chad, is Austin your favorite video game character in history? Yeah, anybody saying no is a loser by the way. Top 5 for sure. I feel that Hey, I feel that I'm driving clean right now. It's clean chat clean Swing kind of wide right here. Okay, almost messed up real bad. We're good. Got to sit sideways on them right here. Y'all know the drill.

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Sitting sideways. It is what it is. Sitting sideways, it is what it is.

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Okay.

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I'm dead. No I'm not. Beautiful driving! No, I'm not. Beautiful driving! Winging it. Winging it. Winging it.

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Winging it. Winging it. Winging it. Winging it. Lord have mercy.

1:44:25

I don't know what I hit.

1:44:26

I don't know what I hit.

1:44:27

I don't know what I hit. I don't know what I hit. Let's go! Come on, baby! Where now? Oh my. Yo, Natalie's with the five thank you chat keep your faith believe in me do you yes you do Yes! Yes! I know what we must do.

1:45:59

We gotta get this thing turned around so we can go up there.

1:46:08

Eee! Oh my goodness, dude!

1:46:23

Please.

1:46:25

Please. Please. Please. Please, please, please, please, please.

1:46:31

Okay, that's cool, that's cool. Right there, relax. Relax, right there. I'm gonna do some reverse action right here, okay? Okay? Wait. Wait. Wait. We just drive this thing out of here.

1:47:04

Okay. Get my remote. I don't know what's coming up next. I do not. But it is okay. No matter what they throwing at me, I remain locked in.

1:47:28

Can't see none.

1:48:04

Can't see none. I'm so nervous right now. I'm not gonna lie. I'm so nervous. I want to get the big checkpoint so bad. Should I follow that little board over there and see where it goes? What if it's a trap? Alligator.

1:48:28

Thank you! We needed these. We needed these bad! It is bad. Chat, so far, unless something unbelievable happens before the end of the game, which part was the most difficult part?

1:48:56

Was it that cave part? The cave action.

1:49:10

We're there. We're there. We're there. What's that noise?

1:49:14

Chad, what's that noise?

1:49:27

Chad, what's that noise? Why? What? I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. Hello? Hello?

1:50:41

Hello? Okay. Okay. What? Huh? Huh? What? Huh? Huh? Huh? I'm not sure. What you doing?

1:51:27

NOOOOOO! GG. GG.

1:51:39

GG. GG. GG. Let me see what's above this. If there is a chance that we can make it. This has to be the end of the game. Wait this has to be the end of the game after this. Everybody's saying no, don't know what they're talking about by the way wait

1:52:29

what does this do

1:52:39

wait what

1:52:43

wait what oh is this part actually impossible by yourself? Say it ain't so

1:55:45

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

1:55:57

I'm gonna go. Spooky time. Hey, you know what though? You know what? I made good progress today. You know what? I'm not even mad because we made good progress today. We got past the eagle part and we made it like two checkpoints in to the dadgum swamp part and we're almost out of there. I ain't even mad. You there. I ain't even mad. You know why I ain't even mad?

1:56:27

Because we made good progress. Chad, did I not make good progress? Be honest. I think I did.

1:56:35

I do. I do. I think I did.

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