what a neophone looks like

Why does this little piece of glass cost almost $30?Well, it's actually a Neophone, but funny enough, it's not a phone at all, but more so a fidget to help people wean off of doomscrolling.

You see, the hope here is that since Neophones feel and look the same as normal iPhones, that out in public you'll choose to scroll on a Neophone rather than on your actual phone.And pro tip, it is impossible to get any signal or receive any texts or calls on a Neophone, so leave a message at the tone.