what’s the most type b thing you’ve ever done? Me: 🥲

Courtney Kardashian sent me a PR package three years ago and I have yet to open it, but today is the day.

It's no exaggeration. Literally three years I've been asking her to open it every week. Here we are, a thousand days later.

She sent like a 13 days of Christmas for pushmas. This is when my husband got fired. This is 2022 Christmas. This is 2023 Christmas. Sorry, got fired a lot. It was two weeks before my due date and this package arrived in Vegas as we were driving away And I was like, you know what we'll get it later. Gift number one. I'm so excited Christmas in October hair removal device Try it. No, it takes a few sessions. I wouldn't have even been able to use this when I was pregnant So honestly, I'm happy I waited three years Assistant, can you help me out here? Body sculpt kit wouldn't have been able to use this when I was pregnant. Body oil, shower gel, a sculpt cup. This is gonna make me skinny. Gift number four. I feel like once you get a PR package and you don't open it for a few years,

you're automatically taken off the PR list. See, this is probably expired. These are the gifts that keep on giving because I used hair ties to cup with a USB port. Here take it. It's glass. It's nice Oh, I'm really upset right now I bought an aura ring and I had one sitting in my closet for the past two years That wouldn't fit on my finger I mean comment down below your aura ring size and who wants this aura ring because one of you deserve it

I certainly don't deserve it. Honestly, I deserve to pay. Gift number six. I hope deodorant is in here because I really need to reapply. I smell really bad. Hey Isaac, there's the door. Yeah. Oh, this is nice.

That actually is so nice.

It's from free people. Honestly, I'm starting to get pissed at my husband because the reason I haven't opened this is because of him. Isaac, maybe if you kept your job. We got a pajama set. Camaset. Oh, these are nice. Ever J. They don't even smell like they've been in there for a few years. Oh We gotta let it inflate a little bit. It's been you know what I was depressed. I'm gonna give myself a break

You got fired. That's your fault. I was depressed not my fault. Wow Isaac's gonna like this Yeah, and on the 11th day of push miss Kourtney Kardashian gave to me literally I literally just bought a bunch of bath towels from Cozier Last but not least

Oh my god!

What do you mean, what is it?

Oh my god

I really ended on a high note Climax, if you will Thank you, Courtney Um, I'm really sad that I'm not gonna be on your PR list anymore But I really appreciate all the gifts But I really appreciate all the gifts

Two turtle doves and a vibrator in a package