When Desis Go To LONDON (Finding Kohinoor)

Vishnu ji's such a big idol?

Are you sure I'm still in London?

THE UNITED KINGDOM The ones who have distributed Independence Days like a birthday toffee to the entire world so that every country can do this.Which side of the road do we walk on?Which game do we defeat them in?Which monument do we scratch our girl's name on?Everything has mostly come from there.So how is that country today?

That instead of a Kohinoor gave a 100 chapter history syllabus and trauma.

At least learn their language.

I know English.

They've changed it now.

What is all this?

Your accent doesn't come out without this.

What a leaky blinder!What is this?Is this a spider?

Meghan Markle will learn British accent for London.British accent.

Can we cancel the ticket?

He was...

He was...He was...

Knight.Knight.Lawyer.

Not liar.

Lawyer.

Lawyer.and kill me.Do you know what I mean?It is Chino -i -mean.Chino -i -mean.Chow -mean.

Chuno -chow -mean.Tuesday.Bo -of -wo -a.Bo -of -wo -a.The bottle of water is Bo -of -wo -a.We're reading something wrong.

We're reading it in British English.Yes, they made our syllabus and textbook and they made a mess of it and there they're saying Bo -of -wo -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o We'll take clothes in this, and Kohinoor in this.Mom had the same box.What do we do?Open the box?A little Kohinoor or pickle?

Box doesn't matter.Kohinoor matters.Let's go to London.I put up a pay list and went on a mission to get Kohinoor.They entered our country just like that.They checked our passports.

here.It's unfair, bro.They looted everyone and made a great country.CST station.Even here, cars go left.

In London's room.And of course.

They looted so much.They could've looted a jet spray, bro.I brought a steel box to take the Kohinoor.I should've filled it with jet spray and given it to them.And in return, they would've given me Kohinoor.The box would've been like this.

I would've brought the jet spray.Bro, what's the time?

You live in London and ask such questions?Every single person here knows the exact time.

Big Ben.In Gujarati, Choti Ben is Choti Ben.

And Badi Ben is Big Ben.Why Big?The building next to it is longer than that.

This simple crane is also longer than the one next to it.

It's actual name is Elizabeth Tower.The bell inside it is called Big Ben, which rings every 15 minutes.Genuine question, how do the people around him sleep?

We'll find out today.Did you book that hotel in the walking distance?

Surely, I don't sleep at night.

I can't sleep in the night.What?

It's already 3 o 'clock.No, she won't be able to sleep.It stopped.It stopped.See, it stopped.I'm a little disturbed, but still done.

What alarm should I set for tomorrow?Oh, sorry.What's the need for an alarm?I've already set an alarm.Every hour, all night, the alarm is the alarm.Whatever you say, that alarm sounds better than this.

this.Waking up with this sound in the morning is much better than waking up with this.Reduce, reuse, recycle.That's why we practice and say, Bo -o -o -o -o -o -a.Bo -o -o -o -o -o -a.Good morning, friends.

The alarm rang.The alarm rang early in the morning.The alarm rang at 11 AM.

There are a lot of statues here.The bald crow uses them as his toilet.On every statue, there's fevicol coming out of his head.What is this?The one who was banished from his country.The same one who put your statue in his country.

You're a legend, bro.

Respect, bro.And this is London Eye, who, trust me, is roaming around right now.

He's roaming around?

He's roaming around.

There's a competition going on between the earth and him.Who can roam around more slowly?As long as he completes one round, the tourist visa expires.

For one round, he has a ticket for almost 5000 rupees.

Goron, let us introduce you to the concept of tourism.

You get 40 rounds, not a single slow one.What's the point of a view when you can see God right there?

What are they selling here?Do they eat this here?

Just stand there and watch.

Does this look like a photo spot to you?Does this look like Big Ben to you?Is this a Ben type thing, bro?Pose with it like this.Hold it like this.I finally saw Big Ben.

In my childhood, everyone sang London Bridges Falling Down while remembering the song.I had such a dream in my mind that I would definitely see that iconic bridge once.

That iconic London bridge.

So this is not it.This is it.This stupid, useless, designless, zero personality, boring London Bridge.

There's no such bridge in Bihar.koi chori bhi nahi karega.Waha bhi ek level ke upar ke bridge churaate hain.London Bridge is falling down.

The only thing falling is my respect for nursery teachers yunne hume jhoote khaab dikhaye.Iske gun gharat hai hum itne saal se.

Yeh itna zyada disappointing hai ki log isko chod ke...London Bridge.I'm appreciating the architecture inside the bridge.And what did Gautami see in this architecture?

Trash.Look at the color, look at the shape, look at the texture.The bridge was designed to open in 60 seconds.The entire bridge opens like this in 60 seconds and there is no poem in it.

And London Bridge's poem is longer than 60 seconds, you tell me.You never get what you deserve, guys.What you think in life.

I know what you're going to say.How many games were played in our time?

Yes, yes.Brother, look at London's Bakloli.There's a lot coming out.

What a bridge! a telephone booth.

Look, these people are also here to click pictures.

It's said that if you leave a hug moot inside this, don't ever go inside.It's dirty.

This is a good one.Telephone moot doesn't have a telephone.Very nice.This one doesn't have a moot.It has a moot.

100 % moot.

Go inside and see.Tag the toilet on Instagram.

You should also tag it.

Top 5 boys' boys, who make girls want to cut their nerves.

This is what you have to do when you take a picture.

Now here is the London version of our iconic black and yellow taxis.Black cab.They say you need this to become a black cab driver.This whole thing.You have to remember the entire map of London by heart.25 ,000 roads and alleys.

You have to go through them.Now you get a Black Cab License.If you rub the GE one here, the cab drivers do it.There must be a coaching centre here too.GPS one.Road, sir.

Then why aren't there taxi drivers' posters here?Rank 1, rank 2.Actually, let's take a Black Cab and see if they use Google Maps or not.

There's a class between them and us, because of which they can't talk to us directly.That's why they have given us an intercom.And a business class leg space.

I'm actually not using a Mac.I've worked hard for 4 years to get a license.And I got a license in 4 minutes.You're the one who's making the payment, right?

Because I don't have a machine.

Look, I can't even reach it.How am I supposed to put a card on it?

Do you have a card or cash?

My card.Hopefully you guys have seen the black cap properly because it's not going to be seen again in this video.It cost us 4 ,500 rupees for 8 kilometers.It literally feels like we spent all our years of studies on a customer's debit card.If it wasn't for you, how would I have paid?Thanks, thanks to Gautami.

Write in the comments, thanks to Gautami.

It's the first day, you wait.

So guys, I was looking for an Uber to go to my next destination and I found out that there's an Uber boat here.This must be the first Uber that doesn't come to you, you have to go to it.it.

It's here, it's here, it's here.

This Uber comes to the entire pick -up location.It's not telling you to take a ride, ma 'am, I won't be able to get in.You take a ride.We're seated and this is like a plane, bro.Look at this.There's a tray too.

Free Wi -Fi.It's a huge boat, bro.My Uber driver used to ask for a hotspot from me.Bro, I didn't tell you about the OTP, you've already left, bro.

By the way, this is a very rich city, but it's best for us.Because you can't look rich even by mistake here.Your expensive bag.Gone!Your watch?Gone!

Now I know why Big Ben is here.Because a watch is stolen.Mobile phones don't even work on the road.By the time you reach the police station, your phone must have reached China.Phone is stolen every 15 minutes on average.

I have brought something to avoid that.

What is this?

This will go here.It's secure now.

What is this, brother?Is this tied here?

Yes.

In such a long time, steal it and take it.

He is roaming around, using his phone.He ran away with the thief.Look at this.You won't be able to go.

I'm wearing it in the bank.I'm wearing it in the train.It's like I've tied my phone.You've made my mobile landline by giving me a cord.

It's so strong.Look at it.What will happen to you?

I don't want it to be so strong that I get a free tour of China along with the phone.

Max to max, your pants will rip and go with the thief.

It's useless.Move.I don't want it.

If you didn't like this, then this is the next option.You'll have to cover this.No one will steal this.

This is London.This is London.So for safety, I have taken a watch.Which even a homeless person won't steal.The thief's aura will fall.He saw me stealing this.

And I have brought a mobile phone.This is a fake phone.

Sir, I have brought a piece of a demo phone.

I will keep the WagonR outside.So that the thief doesn't get to know about the Mercedes inside.I have this phone actually.

Do it a little nonchalantly.

I have a very expensive phone.You take it away.I won't even tell the police.My phone.

Just by looking at your face, I can tell that you don't have anything expensive.

It's a fail.And stealing reminds me of the world's biggest thief's mausoleum.British Museum.

Singh's throne Cushion cover?

Shiva, I have picked up a lot of things from people's houses.Cushion cover?I shouldn't be so stingy.I thought British people were rich.Pillow cover.As diplomatic gift.

All their stolen goods are gifts.Kohinoor is also a gift according to them.Everything is a gift.

Diplomatic gift.I don't know why we took independence from them.We used to give them gifts.We had such good relations.We used to give them good stuff from our house.

And our main thing, in the name of which mehendi and basmati rice is sold.

Brother, Kohinoor is inside the vault.Do you see all this metal?

Where is Kohinoor?Where is Kohinoor?

Here it is. I found Kohinoor.

I forgot to bring my tiffin box.

Are you crazy?There was only one mission!Now go and put on the make -up you stole.

Oh, it's blended.Your face is blended, not your clothes.

Mountain of Light came to England via political agreement.Ownership is contested to this day.I'm telling you, it's not contested.

Yeah, after this, the bike guy will also say, the ownership of this phone is contested.He stole this and made it smaller.So when the original size Koh -i -Noor was brought here, the British public didn't like it.They didn't like the design.So for the validation of the people, Kohinoor was redesigned to be 180 -105 carats.

Just because an old Englishman didn't find it aesthetic.

This is the original Kohinoor.And this is the Kohinoor after Ozempic.Do you know what we learn from this?Don't change yourself for others' validation.Otherwise, half of your value will be lost.

On that note, give this Kohinoor to her because it's not real, it's a replica.

Yes, this is a replica.The real one has been buried in the Queen's crown and hidden in Tower of London, where it's not allowed to take photos or videos.

It's allowed to steal, but we're not allowed to take a video or photo of it.

We were sitting on that bench and vlogging, and it was stolen to the bench.To the bench?

This table is also stolen.

Desi people didn't see anything.They saw my comfort and stole it.

And they have buried Kohinoor in their crown.Kohinoor's sister too.

I stole it.Sister stone of Kohinoor, now in the British crown jewel.

This is also gone.

This is also from India.Stone is now in Louvre in Paris.Share it bro.Spread it all over the world.It's given to Lord Bigot by an Indian prince.

Given.This is also a gift.Of course.Gift.Gift.We gift everything.

We like Britishers so much that we gave them all our diamonds.

The best part of having a view like this is that you can take aesthetic photos from the room itself.from the room itself.Now we have come to the food street of Barrow Market.Looking at the aesthetics, you will feel that street food is cheap, but...

Mushroom rice for 2 ,500 rupees, which you have to eat while standing, from wooden spoon.

1000 rupees for a cup.Just imagine how much they are earning every day.I have earned 1000 rupees for this.I would have made this at home for 100 rupees.What is this?It is also good.

Donut for 500 rupees.

Now we are at the iconic Lord Stadium.

What a view from here!Even India's ground people didn't go to jail here.Kevin Peterson and KSI's shoot is going on here.Our collab is done.And this away dressing room where so many legends of India have come.I'm sure Kohli has ever massaged this massage table.

This is the 10th century's iconic honours board where Virat Kohli's name is not there.This is neither Sachin Tendulkar's name, nor Virat Kohli's name.This is Panauti Stadium, Panauti.In the bowlers list, Bhubaneshwar, Ishaan Sharma and Bumrah Bhai's names are fun to watch.

And this is the balcony of the iconic Lords, where...He's taking off his shirt, he's taking off his shirt.No.He gets fined.

I told you, I had fined Sourav Ramgiri as well for a full match.I can't die this much.And this is the same balcony where Kapil Devji had picked up his trophy.

You don't have to do this here.It's been a century.

Wicket.That's an amazing tongue split by Dubai.

Holy!This has never happened here.

The one that the captains hold in their hands is a replica.

The trophy that Kapil Dev sir won, he said that it's made of a particular material.That's why we keep it.We'll make you a replica and give it to you.Literally.There's a replica in Mumbai.

The name of their station is the same as our train station.And you'll see ads of stolen goods everywhere.

Tell me the time, please.

It's time for my nursery class.I haven't even set it up.It doesn't even have a battery.It's time.And...

Oh my god!

Look at the time, I'm not telling you.Bro, this thing turns on by itself.I don't want to dance in my hands.Take the dance bar and roam around.In the morning, we're going to see the guard change of Buckingham Palace.The guard changes in your society.

If you see the duty at 6 or 3 in the morning, it changes.Look at the crowd.From here to there.Look at the hype.Our forefathers used to run away seeing them.Today, there's so much crowd for them.

I can see Buckingham Palace, but I can't see the guard changing down there.This is my view.And this is Gautami's view.Guys, show some sympathy for Gautami.This is the only show in the world where 90 % of the audience can't even see the view, but the audience keeps coming.

I can see, I can see, I can see.Guards!Oh my God!

Big fans, I'm a big fan.

No, they ruled us.This reminds me of the drama.This uniform, red, red.

There are the guards.I can only see the wind filter of the mic on their head.

Hello, mic test.

Yeah, she'll do it on their head.I can see.

The guards!

You can even see the cover of the mic on his head.He's from the royal band.

Is he the one who plays the bandwaja at weddings?

Oh my God!Which country is he going to rob now?We'll get him to play cricket.

He's running away from the people who have taught us history with photos.

These are the New Guards.They're standing like statues.

It literally looks like a statue.They are not moving for a second.

They have to be in character all the time.And if you try to bring them out of character...

They are seen.

Hordes of guards.There are lines below which you don't have to go inside.But there are some people who go inside and...Screamed!Screamed!I have seen so much of royal, queen's service and all and here I am getting such things.

How can I take the queen seriously?

Guys, looking at this road reminds me of Saif Ali Khan's songs.

Saif Ali Khan's songs remind me of Saif Ali Khan's songs.Life is so good.

Wow, what is depression?These people must be thinking that they are not as happy as the actors from India.What a lovely day!I'm not getting 6 crores for this movie, bro.We're here to eat British food.Potatoes and pie.

And we're going to put brown sauce on it.Okay, traditional British food.

You invited us for so many spices.You should've put some in your food too, bro.

This is another British dessert.Sticky toffee pudding.I thought Alpenliebe would have a toffee like Eclair, but they gave us Eclair.They must've stolen it from somewhere.They can't make such a good thing.When I came here, it was abroad.

But in 3 days, its fake coating flew away.Now I'm getting the vibe of home from here.Eight paintings of Paan in the streets.Someone is peeing anywhere.Their river Thames' color is also same to same.Our golden brown.

Here too, blind people cross the road from anywhere.Auto is running on the road.Tractor is running.And even the cycle ad...

Southall, is this written in Punjabi?It's a bra moment, bro!

It's a bra moment, bro!It's a bra moment, bro!

Are you sure I'm still in London?Take right decision at right time.Right decision.And the food here is Jhal Muri, Dabeli, Chaat, Gol Gappe, Aam Ke Thele.

Lines I never thought I would see.hear someone say lines in London.

I wish Lord Mountbatten could hear these words.They say we brought railways to India and these people are in London.After this, Big Ben's bad time is going on.They know that if an Indian wants to sell something to an Indian, he'll have to get a Britisher.

Oh no!

Here comes the Bihari Samosa.

Will our B .A.get such a reaction after eating this?And I understand why people are opening stalls here.Because even the Paan sellers here...Ma 'am, come ma 'am.

...sell Paan and get a private plane.

Rolls Royce by selling momos?We have reached the iconic Patilani Momo.

And guys, not just Rolls -Royce, the whole of Lamborghini is here.Patilani's chocolate paan.

It's chocolate paan.

I've never tried it in India.What are you making me do?

It's India.You're trying it in India.Look at the queue, guys.The queue is increasing.Oh my God.There's a queue at the back as well.

There's a queue at the back as well.For the first time, someone has taken away a paan.How much did it cost?

Around 500 -600 Indian Rupees.

That's when Rolls -Royce is coming.

It's not the people from Patla who get their teeth brushed.

Whatever you're saying, they're listening.So say it accordingly.

It's good.

Bye.Tell me, how is it?

I won't tell you now.

What is this?What kind of way is this to talk?

foreign foreign

Guys, there's some UK show going on here.

So we didn't have much budget till the end of the trip, so we were looking for free experiences and we found this Hyde Park, where people just come and sit in the evening and have a picnic.And do you see this beautiful sun on our faces?It's 9 o 'clock here right now.

And I'm not hungry because I feel like, who eats dinner so early?

Dinner in the sun?Who eats dinner in such a hot sun?Now they say that the unofficial national dish of the UK is Chicken Tikka Masala.Let's see what it is.There is a very famous chicken tikka masala here.Tissue.

Oh, man.

One letter is missing.I am telling you guys, our trip is about to be completed.but we haven't completed a single round.We keep saying in fitness that you have to do 10 ,000 steps a day.It's so easy to do 10 ,000 steps here.

In fact, we're doing 25 ,000 steps a day.That's good.

Otherwise, if you take a cab, it's Rs. 2 ,000.It's really good that there are good footpaths here and it's a good place to walk.

There are so many fridge magnets in London, but he's taking this one instead.Why?

He was taking Virat Kohli in Nautical.

Big Ben ko bye bol rahe the.Vimal se hello ho gayi.Yaaar.

Jaga jaga Vimal hi dekhna to ghar hi challo.So, guys, we're leaving London safe and sound with our phones.Wow.And this watch.I feel like no thief has come here.We don't have to go to them.

These people are crazy.How can a thief come?I was carrying a police siren in my hand.And we've done the main task that we came here for.

Kohinoor is coming back.to India.

And drive it here, you black cab drivers!