When they build a data center in your small town

What are you doing in my trash can?Looking for something to sell.There ain't nothing valuable in there.Are you sure?Cuz I'm pretty sure I saw some copper in there.Why don't you just go get a job like everybody else?

Well, are you gonna hire me?You know, they did just put that new data center down the road.Qualified to work there.

No, you ain't working it, son.You're robbing it.Oh.You think they got some copper in there?Shoot, yeah.Them places are loaded with it.

But don't they use them flock cameras for surveillance?Mm -hmm.And each one of them cameras got about an ounce of gold in it each.Really?Hey, you got any buddies that live around here?I mean, yeah, I got a bunch of homeless friends.

Well, then come on, son.Go get them, and I'll take you down there myself.