White House threatens to jail a journalist

Hey.

What happened to you?

I was the Easter Bunny. Oh right, and I teleported to a Waffle House. No, I was dressed as the Easter Bunny during the White House Egg Roll on Monday. That's me.

Of the brave

Nice pipes. No, behind him. Oh, I took footage from inside the costume too.

And what about the rescue that took place yesterday? What about that?

Oh, he was talking about the Air Force member who was shot down by Iran and then rescued Sunday morning after two days of searching. Pete Hexheth compared his rescue to Jesus's resurrection. Oh, what else did President Trump say? Well, he talked a lot about everything.

You don't mind when the enemy is weak, but that enemy is strong. Not so strong like they were about a month ago. I can tell you, in fact, right now, they're not too strong at all, in my opinion, but we're soon gonna find out, aren't we? One year ago, a little bit more, our country was dead.

We had a dead country.

Isn't this typically an event attended by children? Oh yeah, kids were there. Later on, he explained the concept of an auto pen to them. You know, before Biden, the auto pen had been used without controversy for a long time. Wait, so you're telling me that George H.W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, and George W. Bush didn't sign these congratulatory Eagle Scout letters? Probably not. While I was in the bunny head, he mentioned a press conference. We're going to be having a news conference today at

one o'clock. Yeah, and at that press conference, he threatened to jail a journalist.

The person that did the story will go to jail if he doesn't say.

What? Why?

For writing that the military was still searching for an Air Force crew member. Trump was arguing that putting this information out in public put the airman in more danger. Was it a national security issue? The press should be able to report information without fear of imprisonment. It's an important independent check on our government.

He's right.

I learned that in journalism, Merrick Badge. Who's the journalist that wrote about it? Multiple news outlets broke the news. We don't even know which journalist he's talking about. Uh, less depressing news. Did you see the live feed of the astronauts?

Yeah, it was Nutella. Yeah, but they also traveled further than any human has ever traveled from Earth. It's hard to think of a more inspiring news story. I might be able to one-up you there. What about egg prices going down? Do you guys hear about this?

This is about eggs, eggs. And within a short period of time, eggs came down. They came down 40%.

The high egg prices were almost completely driven by the avian flu outbreak that started in 2022. That's right, bird study merit badge. Prices peaked in 2025 and now they're finally going down as the amount of outbreaks decline.

So if eggs is a big thing and it was a big thing to our great first lady, who's here someplace, let's see. I think this is our first lady. What do you think of our first lady? What do you think of our first lady? She's a movie star.