Why Did I Take A Babysitting Job…

One of our favorite horror devs dropped another one too.Chat, one of our favorite devs dropped another one by the way.If you don't know what this dev has done before, this dev drops nothing but bangers.Look at this.Yo Armored Penguin with the five, thank you.Look at all the games this dev has dropped.

Bite Night, Dine or Die, The Christmas Cackler, Bite Night, Gordy, who remembers Gordy?Jordy, who remembers that?Goated dev, absolutely goated.The birthday game, Halloween, and the original Bite Night.Yep.This dev makes nothing but absolute bangers.

Nothing but straight bangers.And they released another new game.So you already know it's about to be straight cinema.Yo, Lius with the 10.W, Lius with the 10.Yeah, you're good, Ella.

W, Ella.Appreciate that, Ella.Thank you.

Get you a diapy on, chat!Cause it is spooky time!

This dev only drops banger games.This dev only drops banger games.Only.I mean, only bangers.Name of this game is Only Good Babysitters Go to Heaven.That's the name of the game.

Only Good Babysitters Go to Heaven.So, don't know what that implies or what it entails.But I do know that's the name of the game.Lock in.This dev has legitimately Like, literally, never even come close to missing.Like, not even close.

Lock in.

Oh, yeah!

front door okay am i the babysitter here because gg i'm quitting midway through you got me all the way messed up better not be the babysitter here because i can't do that i can't stand them kids sensitivity too high perfect all right knock on the front door i suppose i can do that pretty big house wait hold up golly they got brains let's knock on the door so much for babysitting kids are already sleeping upstairs but coming tight out of the storm there are a few things i should show you before we take off okay Thank you so much for being able to come by and babysit for us.You're welcome.Hey, excuse me. I don't want to...Ma 'am, the door's broke.Excuse me. I can still hear it raining in here.Is there a reason for that?

One second.Okay, there we go, that's better.Ma 'am, I don't, that sounded like, is that IRL thunder?Chat, that actually sounded like IRL thunder.Anyway, ma 'am, look here.Chat, let me cook.

I noticed y 'all have a real fan.Welcome to our home.Appreciate that, big doll.I got you some food for the night.There's pop chips and some food cooking in the oven for you to enjoy.Well, that's really nice of you, actually.

Thank you so much, ma 'am, but I was about to say, kids have already eaten, so feel free to eat all of it.Theodore the cat is outside right now.He might come by later.Theodore the cat?Outside?Sir, it's raining.

I was about to ask y 'all something, if y 'all don't mind.You'll just meow at the door if he wants in or out.We left a flashlight in the living room in case you need it due to the storm.GG, that's a, uh, that's one of those, what do they call them?False equivalents.No.

Foreshadowing.Foreshadowing.The power's gonna go out.The kids should be pretty good now.They'll probably sleep through the night.so it should be a relaxing evening for you.

Well, I hope so, because I can't stand kids, not gonna lie.But I appreciate the job, though.This dude looks like a goober!

Look, man!Gooberfied, can you look?

I'm sorry.Why are you laughing like that?It's a good thing you're here tonight with that storm.Nothing should happen, but it's a relief that someone's here just in case the power goes out or something.Which reminds me, follow me to the next room.Okay, ma 'am.

That's Vamp!W -Vamp!

Vamp got so much motion, he's got his own cereal.That's my boy right there, bruh.Recap, we're working as a babysitter for this family that obviously has a little bit of money, which was leading to what I was about to ask.Let's go.Ma 'am, can I ask y 'all something?Christopher is real.

Who is Christopher?Y 'all something real quick?I see that y 'all got a real fancy house and y 'all obviously got some money.Could y 'all pay me like an extra $100 for this?Because... have to go all the way downstairs, but at thepower goes out, feel free to start the backup generator.

Bruce made sure it was fueled and working earlier, so you'll just have to go down and press the start button.Hopefully, you won't need to, but just in case.

Hey, hey, stop, stop!

Lastly, let me show you the upstairs to the kids' room.Yo, that's Vamp again.That is motion!Yo, what happened to this wall, by the way?What is this?Christopher is watching.

Oh, that's the basement if the power goes out, huh?Yeah, GG.I hope these kids ain't, they're my two handsome boys.I had a busy day today, so there's a good chance they'll just sleep the whole night.If they do wake up, they might want to hang out with you downstairs for a bit.Hopefully that's fine.

That's fine, I guess.Please don't wake up.Please, please don't wake up.I hope they just sleep through the night and this is like the easiest, however much money it is I've ever made.Just have the TV on and they'll zone right out.All right, let's go back downstairs.

Sorry for having you chase me around the house so much.Yeah, the goobers I'm babysitting, bruh!It's gonna be a long night right here, buddy.Let's go back downstairs.That should be pretty much everything.You think Sheriff Gilmore's gonna make an appearance?

Dude, I wonder if Sheriff Gilmore's gonna make an appearance, bro.Real ones know Sheriff Gilmore's the GOAT.Why'd that door just open?We might phone later, but don't worry if you don't hear from us.The food and the stove should be ready by now, so don't forget to grab it.Just make yourself at home and we'll pay you in the morning.

How much is that, by the way?

you but how much am i getting paid no okay y 'all have a good night i'm getting paid chat can i close this door yes i can all right why does it sound like it's raining now let me go back outside go back inside grab chips from the counter and put them in the living room well chill out with the light ain't got nothing in the fridge all right let me take a little gander around the house real quick just to see what we're working with yeah just so i know the layout of the house in case anything pops off which it probably will okay this a little bathroom hey they gotmoney.They got money.

Oh, they got a, oh, they got a computer room, bruh.

What's in here?A little bedroom.Oh my goodness.That is my boy right there, dude.Chat, that is my boy right there.Shout out Vamp, man.

The GOAT.He's fine.Don't start talking about him like that now.Stop!Okay, this the back door.Got it.

They have a nice place, chat.All right, let's grab the chips from the counter and put them in the living room now.Okay, here we go.Boom.We will see you in court.We will see you in court, buddy.

What is this?Looking good burger, 50 % off.

Order some of that.Grab pop from the fridge and put it in the living room.Okay, here's this.Boom.What is up with that lid?What is going on?

I wasn't drinking anything from that.All right, let's see what kind of food she cooked me.What do we got?A whole rotisserie style chicken, okay.Turn on the TV.Gotta do it with the remote.

THEODORE!Or ROLAT!

Theodore.You must be, uh, Theodore.I remember his name.Would you like to come inside?Okay, come on in.What a polite little kitty cat.

Guess it'll be me and you hanging out, buddy.Okay.Close this door, Theodore.Hold up.Gotta be kidding me.You gotta go to the basement already, Theodore.

I'mma be right back, buddy.Hold up.Let me close that.Theodore, I'mma be right back, big dog.Excuse me, Theodore.GG.

Flashlight sucks, by the way.Yo, Theodore.I'm gonna call the parents and be like, yo, I gotta go.No, you got me messed up.These kids are already evil.You got me all the way messed up, Chad.

Uh -uh.I love you, Theodore.Must've came back on on its own.Must've been a tree branch that hit the line for a little bit.Better go back upstairs, Chad.Why do I hear footsteps?

Buddy, that's a Generac generator.We'll see you in court.No, dude, they can't just put something like this down here and say, do not press.And expect, Chad.Why would they put this in here?Yo, Leviathan with the 25 gifted.

W Leviathan with the 25 gifted.Thank you.W Leviathan with the 25 gifted.Type one if I should press it.You shouldn't have done that.Nothing happened.

Wait, what is that?Let's go back upstairs.Okay.Um, Theodore, I know you didn't get my chicken, man.Is that my chicken?Theodore, you gotta be kidding.

I'm pretty sure that's probably way too much food for you.Take the chicken from Theodore.Nah, I'm gonna let him keep it.You're welcome, Theodore.Somebody's at the front door.Oh, Lord.

Is it gonna be, what's that dude's name that wears the white tank top that's always a goober when he shows up?Nevermind, I don't know who this is.Yes, sir.Can I help you?Hello?Hey.

Hey, who are you?I'm the babysitter.Who are you?Oh, I'm Rex Taylor.I live next door.Doc!

Yeah, his name was Mikey Dean.Yeah.Nice to meet you, Rex.did you want something oh did your power go out yeah it did but it's back on now yeah kind of freaky isn't it no rex it's it's storming outside it's pretty standard lots of rain to be honest the storm scares me i don't like being home alone in weather like this is this dude for real sorry to hear that can i hang out with you no oh my goodness no you got me messed up Let me hang out with you.We can play games and eat food all night.It'll be fun.

I'm not going to say get lost, loser.I'm just going to say sorry, busy babysitting.Sorry, buddy.I don't think it'd be appropriate for me to have visitors while I babysit.

Aw.Come on.I hang out here all the time.

Sorry, I'll have to pass for tonight.Aw, man, you're missing out.Nothing's more fun than a Rex party.That was pretty weird.Get out of my face.You have a good night, sir.

Goodbye.Shoo.Shoo.Let me go outside and make the rain stop real quick.There we go.Check on the kids.

All right.Oh, there's a...Oh, that car.Clay.What is that?Garbage bags?

When tinfoil's not enough.Shout out tinfoil man.Who remembers tinfoil man?Yeah.This game series lore runs deep.All right, let's check on these kids real quick.

They're both in bed, but I am 99 % sure that one of them was up and ran into the basement earlier.Yo, I kind of like the vibe of this house.Is he still out there?He is still out there.I'm about to call the police.This is like a storage room.

Yeah, I never even explored upstairs.This is like a storage room right here.What is this room?Another bathroom.Mommy, is Christopher real?Who is this Christopher that I keep seeing them right on the walls about?

What's this room?This is a huge bedroom, bro.Aura.Oh my goodness, Aura, man.Dude, he's so tough, bro.What is this?

Okay, that's all that's in here.Now what's this last room?Another office.No, okay.Is this goober still outside, bro?Let me find out.

This goober is still outside.Let me check on the kids real quick.Good, the kids are still sleeping.Hopefully they stay like that all night.I wonder what's still happening.I wonder if that creep's still at the front door.

Wait, there's another message on the TV!Theodore!Relax!Where is, where is Theodore?It sounds like he's upstairs.Hey, I think he's upstairs.

Theodore.Theodore, the kids are, Theodore, the kids are sleeping.You can't be doing all that yelling.What's in there, buddy?Theodore, what are you doing?Be quiet, you're gonna wake up the kids.

How to deal with a cat.Pretend to be a big mouse.Hey, look at me, I'm a big mouse.That works every time, baby.Do I not need to check what's in this closet right here?Like, there's obviously something going on with this closet, because he wouldn't be...

That's another one of those foreshadowing shots.There's a body in there.There was 100 % a body in there.I'll put it, I can't.It won't let me.We got to check on the kids again, if they're still sleeping.

On that note, I'm popping another cough drop.Hey kids, why are y 'all awake?Hey buddies, did the cat wake you up?That is not no kid.That dude sounded like he was 35 with a mortgage.Finnegan, who are you?

I'm the babysitter.I'm watching over you guys for the night.Where are the parents?The parents?What do you mean?What do you mean the parents?

They went out to a party or something.Understandable.Buddy, you are two years old.What do you mean understandable?You shouldn't even learn that word until you're 20.Understandable?

This kid's like two.Destiny with the five.Thank you.I'd like to be carried downstairs.No, you are a grown man, buddy.You got me messed up.

You guys want to watch TV with me?

Yeah, lift us up.

Don't throw us.

Don't throw us.I will tell.

Yeah, I'm gonna tell my dad on you.

Yeah, if we knew who he was.

We know who he is.He was here earlier.

I'm bringing you downstairs too.Why did you just fall over?Good job carrying us to our destination, the babysitter.My brother and I request a pillow fort.Request!You will find many pillows in the closet beside you, the babysitter.

We expect that you have lived long enough to be able to engineer a structure for the two of us to sit in without collapse.Buddy, you're using words that most grownups don't even know!

This is crazy!I did not sign up for this!

Build a pillow fort.I mean, I don't think I have a choice, sure.Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem, little buddies.I'll build it on the other couch.

I ain't gotta deal with this.

Hey, you guys, I'm about to walk out of here.These kids can handle themselves.Colin with the five, thank you.Lord have mercy.What are you doing?What are you doing, buddy?

This is absolutely insane.I'm about to call their pa - I'm about to call their parents, chat.This is ridiculous.There's another one.Boom.This is a clean looking pillow fort though, I must say.

Boom.Y 'all liking the movie, kid?I know it ain't no blues clues or nothing like that, but it's all we got for now.I'm almost done with y 'all's pillow fort.It looks pretty good and it's structurally sound.Here we go.

Boom.Here's another one.This should suffice, the babysitter.My brother Oscar is disappointed by the lack of his favorite color, blue, but the structure looks adequate.Is this kid serious?I'm glad you like it.

Ring, ring, ring.I'll go answer the phone.I'll be right back.Hello?Hey.Oh my goodness, it's Rex.

Lord have mercy, chat.Hey, it's the neighbor Rex.Can I come over?One second, Rex, the clock's going off in a...Anyway, Rex, no.Anyway, Rex, you cannot...

Anyway, Rex, no, you cannot come over right now.I'm still babysitting.Think you should just stay inside your own home, Rex.Please, chat, this dude is about to make me angry.

Rex!

GG.Uh, well, Rex, they're telling us to - Rex, they're actually telling people to stay home, so I think it's a good idea you follow what they're saying.Come on, we can stay up telling ghost stories and stuff.It'll be fun.Rex, you cannot come over here, man!Get off my phone!

What does Theodore want?Theodore, what you doing, buddy?Is somebody outside?What's going on now, Theodore?He's spitting, Loki!You want out or something?

Yeah, he wants outside.It's looking pretty rough out there, you sure?Yeah, he wants outside.I don't want to let him outside, though!Nah, stay inside.You're gonna have to stay inside for now, Rex.

Sorry, buddy.It's getting weird outside.Hey, the babysitter.Oscar wants me to tell you that he wants to play hide -and -go -seek together.GG.It's about to get real creepy.

Sure, we can play.Can Christopher play, too?Who is Christopher?That's what I've been wondering.Mine and Oscar's best buddy.He's standing right here behind you.

THEODORE TWEAKIN'!What's Theodore - My bad.Uh, sure, I guess we can play.Awesome, close your eyes and we'll go hide.I bet he sucks at finding us.Yeah, there's no way he finds us.

Alright then, ready, set, go!Wait, they didn't have much time to hide!Lock in, chat.These kids are two years old, I gotta be able to find them.He's upstairs.He's upstairs.

This dude's talking extremely loud, just gave us - Check behind the door.Just kidding, I'm not there.Why would I tell you where I am?Hey, babysitter, I'm behind you.Ha ha.Made you look.

Hey, babysitter, I'm behind the couch.Get it.I'm hiding.Are you going to find me?Probably not.

Yo, Finnegan, I found you, buddy.I'm going to go find your brother.I know where he is.because i heard him talking wait he's not up here where is oscar side cannot be outside right now check the basement low key yeah you don't come inside oh he is inside chat i don't think he's in the basement though check a clip you missed it what clip what y 'all talking aboutshadow don't see nothing before that ban whoever clipped that shadow figure is this what y 'all talking about he's not up here it was downstairs well i believe you was it in that clip y 'all can this tv get out of my ear chat that was the tv cuh yo ban everybody in here yo ban everybody in here we wouldn't find us in timeYeah, good one, Oscar.

You were hiding in an unethical spot, by the way.Goober.You guys didn't even tell me there was a time limit.Is he serious?Well, duh.Otherwise, we've been waiting all night for you.

You couldn't even find Christopher and that guy's huge.

What?

Shut up, kid!Infients!

I said we're just the infants!

Shut up!

Yeah, little baby boys.

Sweet, innocent spirits.

Yeah, we're innocent.We haven't done anything yet.Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Nothing yet.Not yet.Don't look at us, babysitter.Why are you staring at us when you should be checking out the noise?

Yeah.Babysitter, get out of here!

Yeah, go leave.Go check the noise out already.

Yeah, I'm sure nothing weird's gonna happen when you're going and looking at the noise.

Why did they just scream?

you guys okay?That sounded like a window broke.I'll go check.

YOU'RE TWO YEARS OLD TALKING LIKE THAT!

You're still here, aren't you?Why don't you go check the noise out already?

You are testing our patience.

Yeah, baby sitter.I'll use my magic abilities on you.Yeah, if you don't leave, we're going to do something really bad to you.

DO SOMETHING!YOU'RE COMBINED FOUR YEARS OLD!

GO CHECK IT THEN!

Yo, I'm about to call their parents right now.I am about to call their parents.They need to be thrown in jail.Looks like a branch broke the window.I think I can find something in the backyard to fix it.Hey kids, I'm going to go fix the window.

I'm not going to go check the noise out.

Five minutes if you just stutter.

Fred Figglehorn with the Five Gifted, thank you.Theodore, it's just me and you, buddy.Them kids are evil.I don't even think they're kids.Board this window up.I'm going to go get another one.

There we go.Fix the window, kids.Do I have to bring them outside?I got a lock.I'm never having kids.I'm never having kids.

I'm never having kids.I'm never having kids.I'm never having kids.

Chat, it's about to get ugly in here.

It is about to get ugly in here.Where's the last door I have to lock?Hold on.Does this door have to be locked?Oh, here it is.See who's at the door.

I bet it's Rex again, Chad.How about you want to bet it's Rex again?Lord have mercy.Oh, my goodness, man.This was the worst.This is the worst job ever.

What do you want, Rex?

Is this Rex again?

Hey, Rex, I can't let you in, buddy.

Oh, geez.

I'm not evil.I'm the neighbor.

Look at me. I'm Rex.I don't care if you're really Rex.You're not coming in here.Oh, yeah.

Can these kids get out my ear?

Come on, I brought marshmallows.We could do them in the microwave.You ain't coming in here, Rex.Go home.Lucy Goosey with the five.Sorry, Rex.

Please go home.OK, I guess I'll just go home with all these marshmallows and other fun stuff.I guess I'll just have a fun sleepover by myself all alone.Sounds great.Bye.Can y 'all shut up?

Thank you, they finally shut up.I gotta go turn on the generator.

I'm scared.

I'm gonna go fix the power.I hate these kids.I hate them.Here we go.I don't know.I would have been called these kids' parents and been like, yo, y 'all got, why am I sliding down the stairs? Lord have mercy, I'm floating. I'm just sliding. Are you serious, Rex? You can't be in here. Nah, I'm gonna have to kill you. Power's out at my house, so I decided to come over. Oh, nah, I'm actually calling the police. Is he serious? Hey, is that Rex? Why did he say it like that? Yeah, it's me.

Yippee!Glad you could hang out, Rex.Wait, what?They were just cooking this dude for five straight minutes.Wait, I thought you guys hated Rex.No way, Rex is the greatest.

You guys were screaming not to let him in though.Oh, we thought you were talking about our other neighbor, Will.We hate Will, Rex is cool though.Oh yeah.I guess you can stay then.Oh my goodness, if you don't get away from me right now, Rex.

Oh my goodness, this has turned into a complete disaster.I mean a complete disaster.Hey there.excuse me babysitter me and oscar have been talking and we decided that we think we deserve to have ice cream oh is that what y 'all decided okay give the boys ice cream they absolutely do not deserve it but i feel like if i don't do it they're gonna cook me for another 10 straight minutes so i feel like i'm left with literally no choice chat but to give them ice cream destiny with the five no game of the year thoughChat, y 'all are gonna get us killed.Chat, y 'all are gonna get us killed, dude.

Y 'all are going to get us killed up in here.We are cooked, GG.I don't wanna give them ice cream either, because they don't deserve it, but I feel like if I don't, they're gonna kill us.But hey, we're not gonna give it to them.No, y 'all ain't getting no ice cream.Y 'all been bad.

Too late for it, too.But we want it.No, too bad.Shut up, shut up.Kid, don't play Bloody Mary.No, I do not, Rex.

There's already been too much crazy stuff going on.Get off this.Theodore down there just chilling.What's Bloody Mary?You know the game where you look in a mirror and say Bloody Mary three times and then a ghost appears?Isn't that too scary for you?

No, besides it's a sleepover.Now are you coming or not?Decided to play Bloody Mary?This is not a good idea at all.Hello?No, you got me messed up.

No.You know what?I'm curious.Let's do it.Sure, I'll play.Oh yeah.

This dude is a certified gooberologist, man. I'll be right back.There's not even a mirror in here.Oh yeah, the whole thing is a mirror.Okay, I'll go first.Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.

Bloody.Rex, just do it already.I can't, I'm too scared.You are such a goober.Fine, I'll do it.Move.

I got this.Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Dude, why does he do that?Bloody Mary.Oh, no.Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.Did you see anything?

Did you?J with a 10.WJ with a 10.No, but I had my eyes closed.All right.Well, this is dumb.

Let's go.Yes.Was that Bloody Mary?Was that supposed to be Bloody Mary?Who was that?oh yeah dude is stupid look at the name of this clip bloody marion in parentheses real let's hear bro screaming listen to the scream was scared but that is cannot get over how stupid that is bro this dude is such a goober it's unreal dude is a goober

Bloody Mary!Did you see anything?J with a 10, W, J with a 10.No, but I had my eyes closed.Let me see the Bloody Mary pop up.I guess that's Bloody Mary.

I'm too scared.You are such a goober.Fine, I'll do it.Move.Oh, yeah.Maybe Rex ain't that bad, man.

He's just a goober, bruh.Maybe he ain't that bad, Chad.He's just a goober, for real.Bloody, ah!We're good.This dude rocks.

is a goober, man.You know what?I like Rex now.He's a little weird, but I like Rex now.I'm not going to lie, chat.I saw her.

There's noose, there's noose!Move!

X -Map!

GG.Yeah, we're cucked.We are cucked.What are we thinking?Right.I think it's in our best interest if we salt the entrances.

What?You know, we pour salt in front of all the doors so that bad spirits can't enter the house.I don't know about this one.

This is mean one.

Why is The - Theodore!Non -negotiable, the babysitter.Go salt all the doorways.Let's go.It's about time you start carrying your weight around.Did you just call me tubby?

You just called me tubby?Look how you are built.Oscar, you can't be calling nobody tubby.got me salting the entrances this is this is goofy man what was that so dramatic for okay okay and where the neighbor and kids went wait what are they not in here anymore y 'all that what is going on you think they're in the basement oh noWhat is going on in here?Praying to the dark god Zebumith for protection.

Yeah, he just came out of the floor.You just missed him.the cat talked to him a bunch.Seemed like they go way back.I gotta get out of here, Chad.Hey, we gotta get up out of here.

Anyways, Zaboometh said there's nothing he can do for us.Something about jurisdiction or something like that.What?He also showed us his rad guitar skills.Is that the noise I was hearing?Really once in a lifetime experience.

It was super sick until he suddenly grabbed Christopher and dragged him into the portal as payment.Let's go back upstairs away from the Zaboometh portal.We'll see you upstairs.

Another message.

Inside, being told it's okay to remain outside for short amounts of time, but do not remain in groups.This is not a drill.Isolate yourself.

Pat, what is going on outside?So, we gotta handle this here.The kids and Rex all gotta die.What am I hearing?You just heard what the news said, right?Yeah, so what?

It seems it's better if we don't stay in big groups.It seems pretty dangerous out there, doesn't it?It's not that bad.Oh, geez.See, it's pretty bad out there.Rex, we need to talk.

Please.

What are you trying to say?Kick Rex out?What are we thinking, Chad?I mean, you saw what the news said.Chat, y 'all saw what the news said, bruh.Y 'all voting yes.

Regardless, he's weird.He is weird, I must say.He is absolutely weird.Rex is a weirdo, yes.Rex, you've been voted out.Chat, it's for the best.

Chat, it's 100 % for the best.Rex has been voted out, he wasn't supposed to.By the way, in case anybody feels bad, he broke in the house to get in here.We told him multiple times, no, you cannot come in, and he came in anyway.So just saying, chat, he was not supposed to be here to start with.Rex, you got to go.

See you, buddy.Wow, he went with no problem, huh?He crying.Rex, relax, buddy.It's fine.Talk to the kids by the back door.

Why are they back here?

It had to be done, chat.

Chat, it had to be done.Oh, this isn't the back door.Back door's over here.

Pour a bunch of salt on the floor for babies to consume.babysitter.

You were, like, not being careful or being, like, an adult.

You told me to!

You left us unattended.

That's a really bad idea.Don't you know that we get into trouble?

Yeah, Finnigan told me to, and there was nothing I could do to stop it.

Yeah, I thought it would be funny.It was funny, but now it's sad.This is your fault, babysitter.

What are you guys doing?I bet Oscar he couldn't lick up all the salt.I can't feel my tongue now.Did you hear the news?They said it's not safe to be in big groups.You know what that means?

I don't like how the babysitter is looking at us.Kick out the kids.Goodbye.This is my house now.Y 'all have a good night.Yeah, you got me messed up.

What's the news saying?Chat, that was the right thing to do.That was the right thing to do.Hey, this is my house now.I guess I better board up the windows.I think there's enough wood out back by the shed.

Chad, forget them kids, bruh.No joke, forget them kids, dude.All right, let's board up all the windows.Here we go.There's one their parents are probably dead now Anyway, like let's be real here forget them kids.What was that?

You should have kept Rex and got rid of the kids Wait, you might be right.Actually.Hey, all that matters is we got Theodore.Yeah, exactly We got Theodore chat.Boom.I wonder what the whole thing is that's going on by the way Can I pick up board the windows up from the inside can why did that lamp just GG?

Chat, hey, if them kids wouldn't have been so rude, I'd have let them stay.They were doing nothing but cooking me.The whole, sounds like Rex just died.Think Rex just lost his life.RIP.Yo, Theodore, move, buddy.

Theodore!Yo, what is that noise?Is it coming from upstairs?Let me go look.No, where is that noise coming from?Let me go look in the basement real quick.

Chat, game of the year, bruh.Oh, it's the generator making the noise.My bad.R .I .P.

Rex.Rex 100 % just died.R .I .P.Theodore, relax.

I'm stressed, buddy.What was that?All right, one more.Where's the last window I need to board up?Theodore, you're stressing me out, huh?Where's the last window I need to board up?

Oh, behind the TV, yeah.Close this door.Theodore, you just heard the news.It's not important now.The news said it's dangerous to be around pets.No, you're staying in here.

I do not care.No.Yeah, you're staying in here.Yeah, you got me messed up.I'm not kicking Theodore out.If it gets me killed, it gets me killed.

Theodore's the only one I got.You got me messed up.No.Hey, if it gets me killed, it gets me killed.I'm not kicking Theodore out.Nuh -uh.

Let who see you?Don't let who see you.Theodore, we're cooked, buddy!Theodore, we are cooked!Oh my goodness, Theodore, please.Chad, it's over.

Chad, it is so over.Light, light, light.Rex is somewhere getting snapped up right now.Did I get all the lights down here?I think I did.Yes, let's go upstairs.

Relax, Theodore, it's gonna be okay.Boom, I think the rest are upstairs.EG, it said stay away from the windows too.It said don't let them see you.I don't know who them is, but it's over.This one, go see who's at the back door.

I'm not supposed to do that.It's Rex, I can't seem to get inside.Yeah, you ain't Rex.How come you turned off the lights?Please, I can hear you on the other side of the door.At least come talk to me.

There's a window on the second floor.Talk to me there, buddy.Don't take too long.It's scary out here.I just saw your eyes, Rex.It's not you.

He didn't have eyes.What window is he talking about?Chat, we are so cooked.Hey, buddy.See, it's just me.It's not actually too bad out here.

A little dark, but nothing to concern yourself with.Oh, sure, big guy in his big castle.Hurry up and let me in already.You got me messed up.No, you are not coming inside.Oh, how sweet.

I got a better idea.Why don't I come up there and see you?

He's at the front door!That is insane!

Dad, what's going on here?Where are my sweet boys?Sweet boys?The babysitter was mean to us.No, I wasn't!Boys, I don't think those are really your parents.

Too late.Can't see nothing.There's something.Theodore, there's a chair blocking.Can't move.What's happening?

I don't think this chair was supposed to land in front of me.

We are gentlemen.I'm your host.And I'm the cool guy with the excited for good or evil.Our galactic game show where we decide if that guy is good or evil.There's no way in.he's making it through this game unscathed well let's get it got a great show here tonight folks we've been working on this for a while why am i in a game show now introduce you are

to our guest, the babysitter.That's right, we went deep undercover to a planet called Earth to see if this thing is...Okay, am I dead?Am I dead right now?Welcome to the show, babysitter.

Glad to be here.I'd also like to welcome Oscar and Finnegan to the show.Oh, so happy to be here.You look a little confused, the babysitter, so let me explain.You see, Earth was due to be taken control by the Gleeba.But luckily for you, you won the chance to be on Good or Evil, the show where we secretly watch you to see if you really are good or evil.

Okay, depending on how you do will determine your destiny.So the babysitter, how are we feeling?Good?Oh, somebody's a little optimistic about their true outcome, huh?Yeah, yeah.Let's find out.

But first, Mikey Dean!Dog, what does the babysitter have a chance to win?Oh my goodness, it's Mikey Dean except he's a dog this time.Oh my goodness.it's me, Mikey Dean, dawg.The babysitter is lucky today because our prizes range from being turned into living shoes that our amazing host will wear for eternity.

Every step he takes, squishing the babysitter's brain more and more for the rest of time.I don't think I, I don't, wow, sounds comfy.I hope you get that one, the babysitter.And for our top prize, being worshipped like a god.Everything you could have ever imagined will be given to you and your life will be eternal bliss.Okay, wow, The Babysitter, that's exactly got to be one of the top five prizes we've ever given out on the show.

Keep in mind that on Good or Evil, we offer a range of prizes between those two.Tormented Forever, Dying, Left Behind, Janitor, Alien Pet, Office Worker, Alien Invader, and Mayor of a Planet.For our first segment, we'll go over your action this evening and decide if they were...I think my actions were pretty good, don't you chat?But before we begin, quick time event, and the results are, last reaction.Make sure you stay focused.

All right, onto your first decision.Did you throw the children?You wouldn't throw us, would you?Grab the babysitter.You wouldn't throw little old me.I didn't throw them.

No, I did.I thought I threw them.So it feels weird to reward you for doing nothing, but I digress.Well, now that we've distinguished how you are with children, let's see what if that trait carries over to ice cream.Looking at the babysitter, I'd say they've eaten a few tubs of ice cream in his lifetime.Wow, thanks.

Yo, are you serious with that, sir?Are you serious?That joke was funny.It says laugh on the prompt.Man. all right and the big screen says didn't give him ice cream true monster all right sorry it was it was sorry it was for armored penguin with the five well how about the nice neighbor rex were you willing to play bloody mary with him

Yes, I did do that.

Aw, what a sweetheart.Yeah.Well then, did the babysitter press the button in the basement?Big screen says, yes.How dumb can you be?We put big text above it saying, don't press it.

And what did you do?You know what?Boo them.Did the babysitter force Rex out of the house?Yes.Not surprising.

Well, then did you force the cat outside?No, I did not.Nope.I would never do that.Never.No.

Well, it looks like we've got a pet lover here, folks.Well, then I want you to look at the boys.Look at their innocent faces.Seal with the five.Did the babysitter put the two young angels out in the cold streets while the world was being destroyed?You are missing so much context, sir.

You're literally about to probably going to get tormented forever.

Missing so much context.

Don't boo me.Sir, you're missing s - Could you do that to us?Y 'all weren't - Are you serious?Don't do what he said.He's not the host.That covers the major decisions you've made, the babysitter.

Let's check out your score on the screen.10?I'm literally just outright dead.I narrowly escaped being tortured forever, and I just barely snuck into dying.Wow, the computer must be broken.Well, it's not too late for you to gain points.

Loser.Or lose them.But first, quick time event.I got it.Well.You're so fast.

It's trivia time.Now's your chance to change your fate, the babysitter.Lock in.Lock in, chat.We can escape this.Lock in.

Right answers add to your score, but wrong answers reduces your score.First question.What's Oscar's favorite color?Blue.It's blue.You just improved your score.

Sigh.What was the last name of the neighbor?Rex, uh, uh, Rex Taylor.I'm pretty sure it's Taylor.Ain't that right?Yeah.

Beautiful.Wow.Very observant.Next question.Something easier for you this time.What was the cat's name?

Oh, that's easy.Theodore.Yes, chat.We might actually escape death.Who could forget Theodore?What movie was playing on the TV?

Night of the Living Dead, maybe.Maybe that's it.I'm going Night of the Living Dead.Oh my goodness.We got it right.Next question.

But first, quick time event.You got it.Had to make sure you weren't falling asleep.Was Christopher real?No.Wow, let's find out.

Yeah.Let's have a look and see, shall we?Christopher, if you're with us, can you please come out?He wasn't real.I never saw him until just now.Thanks for joining us, Christopher.

Yay, it's Christopher.Happy to be here.Has actually been one of our cameramen capturing all the action tonight.So I'd like a round of applause.I'd like to take this moment to ask the babysitter a question of my own.I don't see why not.

Well, the babysitter, I've been watching you a lot, and I think we bonded.So what do I like to do with my free time?Play hide and seek.Play hide and seek.It's 100 % play hide and seek.

Oh, yeah.

Beautiful chat, we're actually gonna escape death.I have to admit, that really is one of my guilty pleasures.All right, onto our final question.This one's worth double points, so focus.Who's the greatest alien race?Gleba, Gleba, Gleba, y 'all are the greatest.

Y 'all are the greatest.Gleba, yeah, y 'all are.Sorry.What?Just joking.Oh, yeah.

Good one.

Oh, yeah.

Well, that concludes our trivia.time for the final results but i think we all know how this is gonna go obviously quick time event got it yeah yeah what did we get final score 560 what did i get no that's pretty good i don't want to be somebody's pet but you do get a lot of free food and

for walkies.If you're good, maybe your owner will let you sleep on the furniture and give you wet food from time to time.No, I didn't.Nice doggy.Let me.

All right, your fate's been sealed.Is there anything you would like to say to the boys before you're whisked away?I hate you.Yeah, I hate y 'all.I hate y 'all.I never liked you.

This is all your fault, and I wish I never took the job from your mom.It's too late, the babysitter.Your words can no longer hurt us.Yeah, see you later, loser.

Babysitter, how come you don't talk?

Yeah, how come you don't talk?

We're babies and we talk more than you.

That was actually so good.That was actually so good, bro.Wow.Chat, these devs never miss, bro.

Never miss.

That was so good, bro.

Say it with me game of the year That was actually so good.

We're an alien pet for all of eternity now

Never miss, chat.

They never miss.Actual game of the year WDevs, man.They never miss.