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My goal is to flood the entire world.
But is that even possible?
Definitely not, unless I use the most custom overpowered items that help me flood this bad boy. Currently, the world is not flooded at all. But if we just place down a little bit of water, check it out. We got some floodage. Wait, that's only one? That's it?
So it's every single source block? Oh, dude, we need more floodage than this. It's a good thing that we have this portal. Let's just go to a secret shop where we can buy crazy items to help us flood our world. And if you're wondering what the goal is, I want to get to a million blocks of floodage.
Let's see what we got in this shop. Water blaster. Oh my gosh, a sprinkler. Oh, we have a fire truck. Oh, water lucky block. Water touch. Okay, what the heck is this? Oh, we have an entire water park for purchase.
But wait, there's more items. We have meteor rain. And then we have this, the cosmic dam to release maximum floodage. But we only have one piece of water right now. We have to start from humble beginnings
with a little pew pew.
Oh my gosh, okay. one piece of water right now. We have to start from humble beginnings with a little pew pew.
Oh my gosh, okay, I want to see, is this going to be better than a water bucket?
Bitch!
Pew pew!
Point one, point one. I almost think using a water bucket would be faster, unless, now it does have this option right over here, it says right-click to load. You know, the logical thing here is that we probably can load it with water. Like a vacuum cleaner.
Oh, yeah!
Whoa, chill!
Oh my gosh, wait, this thing is massive! Okay, this has got to be some massive flooding.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, wait, this is so much better. Oh yeah, this is better. This is better. Okay, 43 blocks is not bad. Oh, we definitely gotta have more blocks. Okay, we have enough to upgrade to the next item, the sprinkler.
Dude, why am I so excited for this? Okay, how much do we need for the next one? So we need 100 for the fire truck and we have 20 right now. We gotta put in some work. Okay, so all it just says is right click. Pretty complicated instructions. I think you can follow these.
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Get started freeUh, okay. Hey Siri, turn on the sprinkler. No, not you iPhone, stop. Okay, I'm gonna right click this. Need villager water. Wait, it takes a specific type of water?
Am I gonna have to like milk these villagers? Or can I just take it from your cauldrons? Dude, what kind of sprinkler is this?
It's a little Diva.
Gotta have like specific water, okay? What? Are you kidding me? See, this is the problem with logic. I logically think you would take it from the cauldrons. No, I think we actually have to% water, so villagers should be like at least 50% water. Oh no.
Oh my gosh, what did I just do? He is now two dimensional. Sir, I might be able to return this to you, I don't know. Why is it brown? This looks like forbidden water from like some kind of swamp or some pond.
Okay, now will you load for me?
It will load for me.
Okay, stand back and return to this. Okay, you could have specified that you need more water.
Please, please.
Oh, three was the magic number. We're just spraying water everywhere. Behold, I like how the water that's coming out is nice and clean. It is no longer dirty and brown like that villager. Oh dude, we're getting, okay, we're getting flood. Oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about. This is like almost an
entire water park at this point. Oh, give me to a hundred. If you can give me to a hundred, then I can get my fire truck. Yes! We got the hundred. Does it keep going? How long is this thing gonna keep tinkling for? Alright, I'm gonna just check back on it and go to the shop for now. Oh, Mr. Fire Truck, come here. Oh, I'm excited for this. I'm excited for this. Like, I don't think you realize, this isn't like your gardening hose outside that your dad's using at five in the morning
to clean his car on a Saturday. This is the real deal. Where's my sprinkler? What is going on? What the, what is happening? I just heard like a little sploosh. Are you, are you splooshing?
What was that? Dude, I'm being messed with. I'm being messed with. These villagers are messing with me.
Who the heck is this guy?
What?
Okay. Okay, you You are beautiful, that's all I'm going to say villager one two three four no What is this like noobs cousin you can't flood the world we live here. You could not tell me what to do Okay, listen, I know a guy I know a guy only Sunday school kids will get this What do you want? We can make boats. All right, then you can float. Don't shake your head. No it me No, shake your head. Yes, listen here, I didn't wanna do this, all right? But if you keep taking my water, I will blast you.
Do you understand me? You don't want this, you can't handle this.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
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Get started freeI forgot to load it, that's awkward. Hey buddy, don't be hitting me. This guy has no idea, dude. If I blast this guy with a fire truck, he's gonna be dead for sure. Oh, do I get to drive this bad boy?
Oh.
Vroom, vroom, I'm in me mom's car.
Oh, he hasn't even got the horn. Sir, there's been an emergency. This village is on fire. I must sprinkle you. How do I sprinkle with you?
Oh.
Oh, oh. Oh Okay, I don't know how I just made the water come out over there it's coming out of the back of the truck Oh wait, this is okay. This is obscene Like this is ridiculous. Wait, we just got a quest put out a fire. Okay, I can do this. I can do this Where's there? Where's a fire? Have no future. I'm not trying to do this to the mobs It's like whenever you get next to a mob, it like shoots them up into the sky.
Oh, I found the fire! Dude, it's an entire village. I'm coming through.
I got you, I got you. Look at this, look at this. All in a day's hard work. Listen, what is worse? A village on fire or a village that's flooded?
Come on.
A village that's on fire. Fire and what can I say? What can I say? I'm just the hero that everybody deserves. Your fire truck has been upgraded. Oh, we just got an upgrade. Oh, this thing's got some serious speed now.
Oh, dude, where are these fire trucks in real life? I'm not even just flooding. I'm also destroying at the same time. Now we have made some serious progress. I know we're trying to get to a million blocks, we already got 3,000. Thank you, Fire Truck, I love you.
And Fire Truck, listen, it's not that I'm not going to cheat on you, but I am going to cheat on you, okay? I have to go to the next item. Oh my gosh, dude, can sometimes also be unlucky. So I'm gonna stock up. We're gonna grab a couple, alright?
We're gonna grab a couple.
Well, I have no idea what's gonna happen when we open this, but we're gonna open it regardless. Alright, please be lucky, not unlucky.
Ooh!
What is this?
It's the jumbo sprinkler. What? Oh, wait, dude, it's not just one, it's three of them. Oh, and it's already preloaded with water?
Oh, this is pretty good, this is pretty good. OK, we got a couple, we can place them down. Yeah, look how far it goes, look at this. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, soon we might need to make a boat. Alright, those sprinklers are working do the reaching me all the way over here. I thought I escaped them. Okay next lucky block Come on, give me something delicious something nutritious. Oh
H2o TNT blocks wait, do I need flint steel or can I just put them down and right click? Okay, you do not need flint and steel dude, it's like a water bomb do that But you can like punch it off to like like this boom
explosion
There's only kind of a big difference to place that like I make a big chain reaction. Oh Oh you can Although I kind of put them all in the same area, but they made a giant like little water area All right. All right. So so far we're doing pretty good with our lucky blocks Nothing unlucky but like because I said that now I know we're gonna get something bad. No, we're not. No, we're not We're gonna keep getting good. Oh Water sword. Okay water sword. What do you do? Oh my wait 13 attack damage today. You can one-shot a sheep. Oh, I can't
Oh, and got abilities we got abilities. Okay, when we kill a pig we spawn water, but we can also shoot water Where was this when we had villager one two, three four, this is what we need to use against him like this is crazy Dude was flying. Hey, listen, if you're a fellow Hydra homie leave a like on this video because we're going in with another block Okay, either we just spawn in a really cool item or we just spawned in a boss What are you gonna do suck up all my water and slow me down for my goal of a million blocks Hello, do you speak English? Oh, he's doing something.
Oh? Oh, what are you doing?
You're taking my water! No, no, no, no, no. Sir, you're not allowed to take my water. You are not allowed to do this to me. Oh, I just moved him. Oh, dude, he's fucking me dry with that negative water! Oh, hold on, hold moment. We're going in our submarine mode right now. Come here vacuumator. I'm running you over
Dude this guy put me in I didn't even know you could be in water debt. I'm a negative 2,000 wait we have 2x water for the next 30 seconds. We got like spam. Okay spam spam spam spam Keep it going. Keep it going. Keep it going Oh keep it going keep it going keep it going, keep it going, keep it going. We're loading up on the water.
My gosh, I'm swimming! Wait, this is sick, dude!
Wait, what am I gonna- Okay, if I keep doing this, I'm actually gonna drown myself. I gotta stop. I'm pretty sure we got the 2x multiplier for our water from defeating the Vacuminator. So hear me out out hear me out. Okay, we go back to the shop We just buy a ton of the water lucky blocks get all of the bosses We possibly can run them over and just get like an insane multiplier Like what if we go to like 20 X I did we got the vacuum natures lined up
This might actually help us reach our goal of a million blocks Immediately, it doesn't be a shorter video. That's okay. We have to do this. It's for science, I'm coming through boys. Okay, 2X, 4X, 8X, 16, 32. Oh, do I already have 100,000 blocks? I'm telling you, this is it.
Oh, we're definitely gonna get to the million.
Like this is, I feel like I'm cheating right now. Is this cheating? Be honest with me in the comments. Am I currently cheating? I don't think so, dude. This is just a big brain move.
We're almost there.
100,000 more, we're getting to a million. Like, no way we just did that. And done. 1,013,000. I guess we didn't even need any of the other items. Like, this is kind of crazy.
This isn't normally happening. Like I don't even need to buy any of these other things now. I could technically just skip the water park. I could skip the giant water torch and we can just go for the crazy 1 million item right over here, the cosmic dam.
Okay, here we go.
I can't believe we just did this. I feel like we just like skipped everything, but I mean, dude, unleash water from the heavens. Here we go again in the name of science.
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Get started freeWe're placing it down.
Uh, I placed it down. Oh, oh it's, it's literally above us. I mean this makes sense. It does say release water from the heavens. I wonder if I can like activate. Oh, press X to release the water.
Where, where, where?
All right ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness greatness in 3, 2, 1... What? Oh, no, no, no, no. I was never told about a key. Did we just get scammed? I didn't even see a key in this... Was there a key in the store that I'm missing? Wait a second. Wait. Oh, what is this?
There's another item in this... Wait. There's another room in the shop This is ridiculous like is this I'm reading this right right am I counting this correct? I think this is 10 million We just spent a million on the cosmic dam and the key cost more than the dam itself When you think you're big-brained, huh? You think you're having a moment and then you're proud, and then you're no longer proud of yourself. How am I supposed to get to 10 million now?
I literally spent all of my money on the Cosmic Dam. All right, we have a little bit left over. Okay, I will buy the water touch. We have to get to 10 million. Like, we actually have to do this. Oh, oh my gosh. I got big meaty claws now. We looking spiffy today, dude.
It gives us the water touch.
Oh yeah, it's literally turning everything that I touch into water.
But what if I like touch like a block? Everything I touch turns to water.
I would never have to worry about where to refill my water bottle again, okay? Gentlemen gentlemen, oh I can't even touch them. I just came near them and they turned into water moms Okay did not mean to do that I'm so sorry do with great power comes great responsibility, okay Let's see if you pick you up. Oh, I can I Picked up my water sheet Release at the cosmic dam.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
It came back right at me. Oh, you know what? We need to touch something bigger.
That's right.
We're touching the mansion. All right, so I don't know how this works, but I think any block connected to the mansion, if we touch it, then the whole mansion turns to water. Here we go. Three, two, one. I touch.
Oh, no way!
I have never seen this much water. Oh, we just got like 100,000 water. Okay, I think the next item was 100,000. Oh, literally just got it by clicking once. I'm pretty sure it was 100,000. What was it again? It wasn't the water park.
Yeah, it was the water park. With the rainbow slides.
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Get started freeGive me that.
Oh.
Oh.
Did I just go into a water park? Female changing rooms, the male changing rooms?
What the heck?
No, no, no, no.
I'm literally at a water park.
Oh, hello, good sir.
How are you doing?
Oh, look at him, he's got a little bit of sunscreen on his nose. May I enter your water park? I did pay for this. You need to change first, sir. Okay, so what, I'm not allowed to wear fire merch
at the water park?
Fine, I'll go and change then. What do you want me to change into? Okay, I'll go into the male changing room. Hey, yo, I have changed, and I'm looking fruity tooty. That's better, yes it is.
Oh, what the?
Lose five lives, and you will be kicked out forever. Okay, I'm not, what do you mean lose five lives, buddy? I'm not gonna, am I gonna die in this water park? What do you say you guys this is the wave pool. Wait, there's nobody in the wave pool. Wait, jump over the waves and reach the end to complete this quest.
Okay, okay, I can do this, I can do this.
This is a countdown.
Stay frosty, here we go, here we go. Oh, dude, this is the smallest little wave. Little jump, little jump, little jump. Buddy, you're gonna have to make it harder than that. See if I can advance on the- He broke my lily! He- Oops! Oh! I'm ready, I'm ready.
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Get started freeI'm ready, I'm ready.
Seriously, this time I'm locked in. I'm locked in.
I'm ready.
I'm sweaty. I got my mom's spaghetti.
Look at this, look at this.
Look at-
Oh, okay, Chuck Tuesday. So sir, I think I just sent him to my shop. Oh Okay, I'm going again. I'm going again. Do I really want to make it? I want to go to the other lily pad. That's where I want to go. That's where I want to go I'm gonna go to that other lily pad. Oh Gotcha, okay now we're going this one. Oh Nailed it nailed it. Can we port wayport and jump and jump nice perfectly executed
Going again nailed it
spadoge oh Perfectly executed. Going again. Nailed it! Spadoosh.
Oh.
All right. Oh, wait.
Oh!
We did it!
Don't ask me how long that took, but we finished it. Head to the slide race for your next quest. Finally, we get to go to the slides. Also, you made this way too hard, so goodbye. Sent to the Shadow Realm. Oh, my gosh, dude.
Could you imagine climbing this? This would take forever. I'm out of breath just doing this in Minecraft. Oh, cross the finish line first to complete this quest.
Oh, bro, bro.
Oh my gosh, bro, I'm already down there.
Slithering in your garden.
All right, which one do we go? Oh, oh, okay, these are already taken. Oh bro, these are the guys that I'm competing against? These guys are not real snakes. I am a real snake. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, Torpedo Preston, active.
Go, go! Oh my goodness, these guys are flying! They're flying!
All right, fair.
I did not expect these guys to be so fast. Dudes, we're flying. Just gotta spam spam it dude. I got a spam it this time. Oh, dude. This guy's competing villager one, two, three, four I see you over there on the green slide buddy. You're not very sneaky
We got this
Oh, I cleared that literally cleared that yeah, what do you think about that? Huh, buddy? Huh? What do you mean I lose dude, I was literally down at the bottom before you guys were even halfway done. I won. You did not win. You're lucky that this lifeguard
is rigging this competition. Oh, you definitely lost, buddy. 100% you lost. I'm telling you right, go to the shadow realm! What are you gonna do now? Quest failed.
That's crazy. That's actually crazy. We- You saw me. I finished. There's no way that we lost. Ain't no way that we lost, dude. That's fine. That's fine. You know what? Definitely won. I don't care what anybody else says. You saw it.
Roll the footage. We do have a million and we can buy the meteor rain. We still need 10 million though to get the key. You're gonna have to go crazy for me. Okay, you're gonna have to literally make it rain rain. Dodge the meteors. If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a meteor. I'm ready.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we can do this. Jukes, big jukes, giant jukes. Okay, okay. So far so good, so far so good. Oh, this world is filling up. Save yourself, pig! Get out of here while you still can! I think we're safe in the water. What have we done?
We have created an absolute water world. Oh, no, no, no. We should have made a water breathing potion. Oh, we did it! We survived! We just completed a challenge!
You have been rewarded...
Wait, five million twice? Oh, my gosh! Dude, the math is mapping right now, and if I'm doing the math correct, I have a hundred and nineteen million! Okay, I can afford not just like one key, I could get like ten keys. I got keys for days over here. Like just in case, you know, maybe it needs more than one key. Maybe, maybe it does. You know, just in case, I'm gonna grab a couple. Now I got plenty of keys. The moment we've all been waiting for, Fire Nation.
Time to unleash water from the heavens. In three, in two, and one, key me. Oh shoot, it's coming down.
Wait, I didn't think this through.
I feel like maybe I should go underground. Okay. Oh, it's not safe here. My whole screen is shaking. Oh no, oh no. Remember what I was saying earlier
about making a water breathing potion? Probably should have done that. Wait, I think I can save myself, I can save myself. I got it, I got it, oxygen hold made.
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Get started freeDude, look, this is going up.
My screen is shaking like I'm in some kind of Mission Impossible movie. I think it's safe to come out. I think it's safe. I stopped shaking. Oh my goodness. Everything is just covered. The entire Minecraft world has been flooded. Oh, this is a success. A great success.
Look at all the mobs. Okay, I feel kind of bad for the mobs.
Only a little bit though.
You know what I don't feel bad for? I don't feel bad for that villager1234 guy. Eat it and weep it villager1234. Winky face emoji. I have done it.
What did he say?
That's what you think. Now, okay, now look at him. He's saying, watch this. What are you gonna do about this? Okay, well, you think you can just suck all the water? Dude, there's no way you're gonna be able to do this. How much can you fit inside of your stomach? He's gotta run, no, no, he's gotta run out of space.
Right, he's gotta run out of space. Listen, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You don't have to do this. You do not need to be doing this. Stop, dude, literally, please, please. I'm sorry I doubted you.
Just stop, close your mouth hole. Oh, he's not listening to me. I'm gonna end the video before he has a chance to suck up all the water. Please, if you enjoyed, click through to one of these videos. Thank you for watching. God bless.
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