Why the Iran War is still happening

I don't want to play anymore.But President Trump, it was your idea to play in the first place.Yeah, that was after the last game, after I did everything I wanted to do in Venezuela in two hours.This game, with this war in Iran, has taken over four hours.

I'm attacking you again.Okay, and after that attack, it looks like oil prices are up again.But we reopened the Strait of Hormuz with our June ceasefire deal.You're welcome.That was officially called a Memorandum of Understanding, and it didn't end the war.

The idea is that it was going to prompt further negotiations to end the war.And in your hurried effort to let the oil flow, you unintentionally gave us, Iran, more control of the Strait of Hormuz.How is that even possible?

The language in the agreement was way too vague.

So now we're doing things like forcing ships to the northern side of the Strait so that we can charge them for tolls.But JD, you said we have all the cards.Oh, you meant for this game?That's my bad.Why is this happening to me?Back in February, I just wanted to attack Iran before they could start attacking us.

U .S.intel did not suggest a preemptive strike from Iran, despite what you suggested.

But I like when people in my orbit agree with my reality.

It was real to me.See?I guess I'll attack Iran again.Are you sure that's the best plan of action?Oh, what do you care?Whoa, I'm just here to report the news using monopoly and risk game pieces.

Pretty simple.Oh look, this card says that we now control this trade of Hormuz and that other wealthy countries will have to pay us for safe passage.That is so lucky.Looks legit.You just made this up.Yeah, but I just said it on Fox News, so it's true now.

Haven't you been paying attention the last two decades?

Obama actually went to their side, Obama.Because, you know, he's a...

I don't think other countries are going to pay you for protection.You started this war.We'll see.

I know one thing for sure.The American people are behind.

The Republican -controlled Congress voted to end the war in a symbolic vote last June.

Yeah, but if McConnell had been there, they may not have voted that way.

Isn't that right, Mitch?Yeah.I love you and your wars.That's a sock puppet with glasses.You're the puppet!Whoa.

2016 debate flashbacks.Is it my turn again?I think Congress was going to take another vote before we continued.Congress?Yep.