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Working The Haunted Shawarma Shop

Working The Haunted Shawarma Shop

Joe Bart Games

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0:00

Alright, we're gonna play shawarma legends or what is it shawarma shawarma something shawarma kiosk. It's an anomaly horror game I can I play solo? Okay. Thanks. We can play solo Night shift now we're going solo next shift in three seconds. Follow the story. Oh There's days day ones through five dude. What the hell it's a roblox game Yeah, but it I don't think it looks like Roblox. I think it's just like a regular horror game.

0:27

Shwarma Kiosk Anomalies is the name of the game. I've been, dude, shocking amount of people asking me to play this. There's 60,000 people on this game right now. Right now, on Roblox Shwarma Kiosk. Yo, lock in. Oh, I fell asleep at the shawarma place.

0:46

Oh, no, I didn't. Shawarma, but it's the McDonald's sign upside down. Is this where I work, dude, just on the side of the road? There's like no other businesses here. It's like a fucking bus stop. Shockingly quiet as well.

1:03

Open up the business.

1:04

Welcome to your night shift at Shawarma kiosk. It's shockingly quiet as well. Open up the business. Welcome to your night shift at Shawarma Kiosk. Let's start with the basics. Step one, turn on the grill. Customers just love their shawarma hot.

1:18

Customers just love their shawarma hot. Nobody wants a shawarma cold.

1:28

What is the CCTV camera? Oh God, is this gonna be like FNAF? Where's the grill? Is this the grill? How do I turn on the grill? We got neon lights. Where's the grill? Am I an idiot?

1:51

Oh, why is it a light switch? Great, now open the window. Let everyone, before serving, be sure to read the safety rules. They're super friendly, just like we are.

2:05

Yo, what is that music? Close the window if you don't want to serve a customer. Serve normal customers, closing the window on them is a mistake. Don't serve anomalous customers, serving them is a mistake.

2:15

Each mistake summons the inspector. If there are too many, he'll fix you. Okay, so he'll kill me. How do I tab out of this? Jesus. All right right there we go. I barely remember bro. How do I? How do you how do I like lock my screen like it was read the rules we did

2:42

Turn off this fucking music! Bro, skip the tutorial please. Holy shit. There we go. Oh my god, it's so much quieter, it's calm now. Read the rules, this is the corruption shop.

2:56

Dude, big ass letter, we already read the rules. Got it. Read the rules, there we go. Fucking fantastic. What other rules do I need to read? Are there more rules on the ground? Oh my God?

3:09

Welcome to the night shift stay calm and follow the rules if a smiling customer comes in hand him a soda The wet move what if a smiling customer comes in and a miss soda the wet moving bundle He gives you you must say sealed under the counter. Every Friday around 2am a car with no driver will arrive. That's the inspection. Exit through the back door immediately.

3:32

Never look at the shawarma stand during the inspection. Ever. Should the meat on the skewer begin to pulse and moan, turn off the grill and leave. Do not listen to the voices in the meat they only want you to stay if a feet dude this is too much this is too much I have to I yo lady you're gonna fucking need to give me a minute if a smiling customer if a smiling customer comes in hand him a soda the wet

4:10

Bitch shut the fuck up

4:19

Please oh my god. I have to turn the audio up. I love how roblox has the fucking UI of a game from the 1930s

4:24

Every Friday at 2 a.m. Will arrive. That's the inspection exit through the through the back door immediately. Never look at the shawarma stand during the inspection. Should the meat on the skewer begin to pulse, turn off the grill and leave. If a faceless man comes to order, serve him, but never look directly at his face. Some customers must not be served at all. Close the window immediately. In the case of an unusual or unknown lasts from 10pm to 7am. Got it. What do you want? Start with lavash. What the fuck is I've ever had shawarma, chat.

5:06

Have you ever had shawarma? Is it all, is it what all the hype brings it up to be? Add the meat, gotta slice some of the meat off. Ooh, this takes a while. What do you think the meat's gonna start saying if it starts talking to me? Is it gonna be like a, oh yes, oh yes.

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5:23

It's gonna be like a weird, ominous, ominous fucking, oh wow. Oh, so I do the, I only have to cut the meat momentarily. Got it. Then we roll it.

5:37

Hot and ready.

5:39

Hot and ready.

5:40

Perfect. Nothing's stopping me tonight.

5:44

Nothing's stopping you from what? You know, she had really weird hands. Do you think she was an anomaly? Am I supposed to judge their appearance that heavily? How weird do they have to look for me to say that they're an anomaly? Like what if like Hulk, like Hulk Hogan comes up to the fucking door?

6:02

Tusha warm up, please. One for my buddy. Who's your buddy? 300 for both. It's like Hulk Hogan comes up to the fucking door.

6:06

Who's your buddy?

6:09

300 for both.

6:12

Ooh, a little Apple Pay. Yeah, we'll start with the lavash. We know how it works. I gotta make two shawarmas for this guy. Just a regular ass job, you know? Outside of the fact that, you know, like Mike Wazowski's gonna come up to the window

6:23

once in a while, I just gotta fucking shut the door on him Everything else will be fine Two shwarmas, check the cameras Why?

6:41

Close the window Looks normal wait should I shut the should I shut the thing before everyone? Like before he even pulls up? Oh, wait, so that could have been really bad.

7:12

No, I got to look at him first. That's how I know if he's an anomaly. I'm not going to know from a top down view. What if he has a bald spot? What am I just going, oh, anomaly, close the window. You know, I got to get a look at his face. Judge his character.

7:32

I mean, you're just taking the bigger one for yourself. I mean, you could have just had either one. See, I'm gonna go that these like Siamese twins that are coming up, I'm probably gonna have to shut the door on them. They're walking in unison as well. Are they normal? They're holding hands. They could just be twins. You're not normal. You're not normal. Your neck is moving all fucking weird.

8:06

I did close the window. I don't- Alright, can I open it back up? Is it safe now? I mean, that wasn't one of the twins. that was like a naked goop monster what the fuck was that what the fuck was that what was that that was just like a pit dude you're meant to keep it closed I did what was that that was the prowler I'm supposed to what am I supposed to look around the room for him from time to time?

8:45

Tisha Wama. No grill.

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No grill? What does that mean? What does no grill mean? If they're smiling, I give them a soda. It- the- what does it mean, the wet? The wet moving bundle he gives you must stay sealed under the counter. What does that mean bro? All right? Sorry? I'm gonna make you a fucking shmarmel man check the cans

9:25

That was the goop monster Yo, W fucking call out by that chatter

9:57

Dude, am I supposed to pay a bum? Okay, so he's a normal guy, he's just drunk and I gotta give him one? Yeah, man, you know it's late at night. It's late at night, you know, you're a little hungry after a little bar hop, you got no money left, ah, you know, I'll give you a little free shawarma. I'll give you a little free shawarma. Why did it why did it start knocking? You'll regret treating me like that bro I wanted to serve you I started hearing weird

10:36

fucking noises what the hell did that mean? That sounded so real yeah I know it was like spatial ass audio man that scared the shit

10:43

out of me God this is an old man that like pooped himself

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One for being here fast, huh? Huh? He's smiling I don't think he's smiling I'm not closing that bro. He's just like an incoherent old man Why would I close the door on him? I'm serving him. I'm serving him He's a normal guy What do you mean he's an anomaly because he's an old person? Ageist. Ageist.

11:38

He did sound like a girl. Now I feel bad. What if that was just like an old, what if that was just an old man? His posture could do a little work. What if he has back problems?

12:02

He's not leaving. I'm waiting for the shawarma to start speaking to me.

12:10

Fuck that. That's 100. Great thanks, it already smells amazing. Yo is everybody in an anomaly?

12:28

What the fuck? I'm gonna make no money.

12:32

I come all the way here dreaming about a shawarma. What am I gonna get shunned? The window closes right in front of me, just my luck.

12:38

What the fuck was that?

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That was the twin.

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I'm gonna make no money.

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I'm gonna make no money. What am I about to get jumped? What the fuck was that? That was the twins? Oh my god were they coming back for revenge? They were gonna jump my ass. Yeah, the weird one out of sight. The weird one was in the back.

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Bro!

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This is the guy-

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Oh no, he ain't got that thing on him anymore. What do you want?

13:13

Tisha Wama, no grill.

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Got it, 300.

13:18

This guy I serve now, right? This guy I serve. Cuz he- I mean he was weird previously but now he doesn't have that like goop man on him I gotta cut some meat man sorry the meat speaking to me oh he said no grill what does no grill mean he don't want meat no grill means I grill means I would know chat grill means I would like I would sear it yeah no grill

13:55

I think this is fine turn the radio on that's just probably copyrighted here's your shawarma I'll tap I'll turn it on for a second. Check cams. You think I need to check cams constantly even if I'm just serving a customer?

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Nobody's here.

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What's on the radio?

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That's copyrighted. That's definitely copyrighted.

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Just a regular working woman here. So, really I was ready to pay 150 and you just shut the window.

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Stop!

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It's cause they're trans bro. Do I turn? No, it's not because they're trans chat. Do I shut the door because of their voice? Don't I have to give her a soda?

15:24

What the fuck was that? $1350. Don't I have to give her a soda? She's... What the fuck was that?

15:32

See, like, now I'm being judgmental. Her arms are very small.

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Is that...

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Is that... Oh my god, that's an anop. Look under the table. What do I give her a soda You missed it go outside What was that? HEY!

16:08

What was that?

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Yo, he was touching up the shawarma! I've served like three customers. It's the inspector?. It's the inspector. Which one's the inspector? Oh, it means I got something wrong. That meat, that's bad.

16:34

It grows and then it'll eat you. So that was the first mistake I made. Wait, so we've been perfect. We've been perfect thus far. I mean, it's a drunk guy stumbling up three times. His back?

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He has blood on his back.

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Are we sure that's not just a fashion choice? of his shirt design.

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I'm sure that's not just a fashion choice. That could be... That's an award.

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Bro, I'm like, I'm getting no customers right now. Go outside? Why the fuck would I go outside? Bro, you're not serving anybody? Cause you guys keep telling me not to. I would have served that motherfucker. I would have served the lady with short arms too.

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Everybody else though, oh no, you can't serve them.

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Once you're warm, I haven't eaten since lunch.

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All right, what do you guys think is wrong with her now, chat? What are you gonna say is wrong with her? Cause she's an old woman? You don't like her? You don't trust her, okay. She's normal.

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Why are her nails so long? Stop. The fuck was that? Is that the meat speaking to me?

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Here you go.

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I haven't given somebody a soda yet. When am I supposed to give somebody a soda? When they're smiling and shit? Where's the goop, man? I probably shouldn't have closed that. out of them they're smiling and shit where's the goop man I'm not going outside it says when a car pulls up I go outside that's the inspector oh and it said if there's a man with no face don't look at him and if somebody gives me something wet, I put it under the table.

19:33

Very random rules here. This guy's a small head and big arms. I Does that mean he's an anomaly this game is so fucking confusing the goop man's gonna come back any minute start fucking sucking on the meat Where's the inspector? What time is it? Every Friday at 2 a.m a car's gonna...

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I work at the gas station nearby.

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Give me one to warm us

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Normal in 150 You didn't need to tell me that he works at the gas station nearby though, why are you giving me that information? He's hiding something Is this roblox yes

20:28

Surprisingly Well, we're out of meat Here's your shawarma sir. Have a good day. Here you go for a good night Now spit in his shawarma. He was a very nice guy. What do you mean? I haven't seen anybody smiling now Once somebody smiling gonna pull up? Gotta give him a sody. Do you think it's gonna be like a- an anomaly smile too? Like a- or like a-

20:54

I hope it's obvious. Old bitch. Looked like a zombie. Did you see that? Why are you even having a conversation? I'm shutting the door on her.

21:08

That, hey, that wasn't meant to be mean, Chad. She literally looks like a zombie. She literally looked like a zombie.

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She had green skin and she was rotting. Trust me, she's sick. She just disappeared.

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She just disappeared. a joke she just disappeared what the fuck oh my god Regular guy. See their hands? You see their hands? Their hands were like covered in like frostbite. You forgot to finish my order. Buddy, I ain't even doing your order.

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Are they just going to stand there? Oh my God, they had a face on the back of their head. What did I do? What did I do? I got fucking killed! Yo! Yo! 39 Robux! We're running it back. I paid 39 Robux to continue my shift. Do you think that's good? Stupid fucking goop monster. If I die again I'm gonna be pissed. This better be pay to win.

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One shawarma. Don't grill it, I like it soft. Already down to 115.

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Is it the same day or a new day now? I don't understand. Oh my god, it's December 24th it's the same day so I should have just fucking restarted anyway why did I just pay 39 cents for this oh no it's the same day I think I'm near the end of the day there's your shawarma sir just chat what am I supposed to do when the inspector comes I have a proposition for you. Uh oh.

23:48

Will you eat my booger for $1,000? Yes. I didn't think anybody would actually do it. To pay me $1,000 for eating my boogers? Ew, I'm eating a random guy's booger for $1,000. Are you fucking kidding me? 1,000 bucks?

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$1,000, chat? That me thousand bucks thousand dollars chat that's insane it's not well I would want to know can you get STDs from snot you paid him I paid him

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Oh sushi warmer and soda can not grilled please sure that will be 350

24:38

I was fucking that what is wrong with you?

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Chat so do I run when that when the inspector comes do I run out on the left side?

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Like what did I fail there could it did I get too many wrong I Run out on the right side Regular guy. Regular clothes. Regular vibe. His hands are dirty, is that bad? Don't look at the kiosk? What do you mean? I'm not looking at the kiosk.

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I'm looking at the kiosk.

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I'm looking at the kiosk.

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I'm looking at the kiosk.

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I'm looking at the kiosk. 150 any extras no extras just my hands are dirty is that bad got it that'll be 150 don't look at the kiosk what do you mean like look at the ground do I give this guy food look at his hands they're green he's dollar that's true he's a working man with his hands. With his hands. My collar's blue and my neck is red.

25:53

Been working like a dog just to keep my family fed. Give him a free shwarma.

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Good.

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He paid $150 for it. Or is that a dollar fifty what's too regular something's wrong with him Invisible? He didn't even speak either. That's so weird. Yo, big dog, you ain't getting served, pal. You gonna leave, or... You gonna walk away, or... Do I have to talk to them?

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Don't care. He said the same thing last time. Bang! So I do have time to speak to them before they kill me. When's the inspector coming?

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27:08

No gooped, man.

27:11

He was just waiting? Yeah, he was just waiting, dude, but he turned invisible with night vision. That means he's an anomaly. He's a sort of superpower, some may say. It's 2.54 a.m. When does the day end?

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Around 2 a.m.

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Hi, one shawarma please. Where the fuck did you come from?

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That's 115.

27:29

Great, thanks, it already smells amazing.

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I feel like every person's an anomaly. Yeah, she was hitting that chain. It said around 2 a.m. the inspector's gonna pull up. Inspector ain't even here though. Oh, 10 p.m. to 7 a.m. Enter through the back door,

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never went to the trauma stand during the inspection. Oh, so I just have to leave. Wait, so I passed the inspection, because I continued, because I paid money, pay to win. W roadblocks, all right. I passed the inspection, because I continued, because I paid money, pay to win, W Roblox. All right, so I passed the inspection,

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now I just gotta survive to 7 a.m.

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We're good.

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So he ain't even gonna pull up.

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I was just supposed to leave,

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walk out and go stand over there. Late dinner?

28:21

That's 150. She's normal.

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First normal customer we've had in a while. I'm gonna let you know, ma'am, this shawarma meat's probably a bit cold. You know, it's been sitting here for about three hours, waiting for one regular person to walk up. I'd be careful out there, you know, there's a lot of zombies. Some woman that was hitting a crazy dance move that was from like 2010. I hated it. Be safe out there.

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Didn't look both ways when she crossed the road road road. Fuck. W load W load. Fuck off. We serve this woman already. All right. she's just a skeleton creature yo I feel like we're still making racks though these people are paying and then I shut the door on in on them and don't give them their fucking shawarma so I'm keeping

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the product and still making the money this has to be this has to be a good

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business This has to be a good business. Another customer already, you see the speed walking towards us? I don't know if I like this guy's vibe.

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29:41

He's a little too keen on getting here. You work at the gas station, don't you? I hate once you warm up, please. Why do you do you look like that you're out for a late walk you look like you look like fur the warm is worth the risk got it that'll be 150 I'm sorry why is your crotch region a lighter color than the rest of your-

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Ignoring that. He's normal. Oh my god, but they all have weird hands.

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Why do they have weird hands?

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Why do they all have weird hands? Why are you looking? Bro, because it's just like in frame. Why do they have weird hands? Is that fine is he the goop man no his hands are dirty I'm not giving him that shit like their hands are always covered in like mud Now the shadows don't look that bad.

30:50

You see how his fingertips are like covered? Oh, maybe it's like frostbite.

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Thanks.

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Now the shadows don't look that bad.

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What do I do? What do I do?

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What do I do?

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Oh, turn off the grill. Oh my god. The meat started speaking. Is it safe?

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It's safe. The meat started speaking to me, chat. That was fucking scary. It was just, it wasn't even really talking. It was just kind of like pulsating and groaning. I can tell you right now, this guy's an anomaly.

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One shawarma, please.

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Too quiet. One shawarma, please. Why do you got a handsome claymation figure there, big dog?

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150. Please make the payment.

31:51

A little too small of a shirt there, pal. It's a bit nippy outside. Don't you want something a little more baggy? Not something so skin tight?

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No?

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Okay. It's a shawarma, a little post-workout shawarma. Just got done at the old Planet Fitness, the old PF. Lifting weights, eh? Getting beefy? Gotta cut some shawarma for you. Hey, it's fresh though, so, you know, it's worth the wait. Cutting it right off the stack, right for you, man. You're getting the first serving.

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The goop man was just touching up on it a little bit earlier. It was speaking to me too, but don't worry, I put it down.

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32:30

Hot and ready.

32:31

Should be safe to consume.

32:33

Thanks to the summon debate.

32:35

What is that? A little drive-by fart action there. The fuck was that? Leave? I don't think I'm supposed to leave. He just did a drive-by fart. That's not look up.

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Bro, you just keep saying look up. The goop man was already there before. He's not going to get me in the same way twice. You're fucking disrespecting the goop man.

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Honestly.

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I should probably check man.

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That's good. You're fucking disrespecting the goop man, honestly. I should probably check man. Old lady's got a pep in her step here. High heels in the snow.

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Determined. One shawarma and soda.

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Long day. Why can't I give her this?

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Oh, she has to pay. Hmm, we only take cash. She's barefoot? That's not an anomaly, chat. She's barefoot. I think she's normal, though.

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Looking at a camera. Joe, above you.

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Joe, above you, dude. I think she's normal though, looking at a camera. Joe above you, Joe above you dude, the Goopman. Ah!

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Ah!

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Man! Ah! Ah!

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Ah!

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Ah! Ah! What the fuck was that dude? That was so stupid.

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This game's ass. I'm literally just serving, I'm serving one out of every ten customers shawarma and I'm just getting the cue to go.

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Audio cue.

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Look at your fridge.

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Yeah I'm a fuck, I take the shawarma business seriously. Not like these other fucking schmucks. I hear breathing. Why do I hear breathing? Why do I hear breathing, bro? Why do I hear breathing, bro?

34:38

Why do I hear bre- That's fucking Michael Myers. Why is Michael Myers... Do I have to talk to him?

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Michael Myers doesn't speak though.

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Open the window? What would you like to order? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

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Bro it's still...

35:47

Why is there a car here?

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Shut up now.

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Why is there a car?

35:50

The soda too.

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Don't screw it up.

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Anything else?

35:53

Talk to the car guy.

35:54

Um, that's enough.

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Make it fast.

35:57

The soda is 50 total 200

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oh my god man like I did dude and you're just always I always feel like I'm about to die like Michael Myers started fucking slow slow flanking my my shawarma shop I gotta grab the soda for this guy Goop man's always here the inspector randomly shows up. There's too many fucking things

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Finally

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What is that what is that what is that what is that what is is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What the fuck was that?

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I'm gonna go back to the door.

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What the fuck is outside across the fucking street? Did you see that shit?

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Did you see-

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Brother?

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Am I gonna die? It's over? Why is it lapsed? Turn the grill off? I don't think the grill needs to be off. Hide in the back? Where am I supposed to hide? Where am I supposed to hide?

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Close the box? Oh, both cameras are on now. That's lovely.

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Open the window?

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What am I supposed to do? Hide?

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Where? Escape! It's outside! It'll just... Reserve it?

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Hello? Um... Hello, um, uh, will it be, uh, what do you want, will it be card It's gone. Bro, how is it only 5 AM? It was smiling. You call that a smile you think I needed a hand in the soda

38:53

Once you warm up, please and make it quick

38:59

Late oh it is 5 a.m.. Who's eating fucking shawarma at 5am? Boss kept you at overtime? Boss kept you at overtime while you were working a 18 hour shift? Oh, she wants a soda as well. I'm upselling like crazy right now. I'm a bit of a businessman here at the shawarma shop. Turning some profit. Gave her a good deal on the soda to me 50 look back at it

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Across the road There's nothing.

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Did she take it?

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Here's your...

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Good.

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Here's your good? I thought I already gave her a soda. Did she take it? Good.

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Here's your good.

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Oh.

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I don't think I was supposed to serve her.

40:27

What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? AHH! Why the fuck would I go outside, Chad?

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It's not the mean. They're leaving.

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Okay.

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Why would I go? Everybody, everybody's response to say go outside, bro.

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Oh, yeah.

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There's floating bodies and fog outside. What's the best thing I can do right now? I'll probably leave. I've seen this guy four times tonight.

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Hey, one shawarma and a soda.

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Hey, one shawarma and a soda brother.

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Sure, that'll be two.

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One shawarma. Oh, this guy's actually regular. Just, brother, I'm getting Still hot. Fresh. Fresh. That's for you. You don't gotta pay me. Hey, inspector, you here? What do you mean, hey, inspector, you here? No, there's the inspector's here? The inspector's not here. Is the goop man here?

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Fuck. Fuck.

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Oh my god, wait wait this is the

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the same guy hey Joe Bertha tur, it's me again. You're doing pretty well. I can't even see the inspector from here. Since you're doing well, I won't bother you.

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What?

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It's almost 6 AM. I am. What is that? What is that? What is that?

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What is that? What the fuck was that?

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Serve it.

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On this cold December evening, the player did not yet know how the shift would end. Snow slowly settled on the asphalt. The security cameras clicked softly, recording an empty yard and a quiet street. When the customer arrived, he looked completely normal. So normal, it was almost

43:40

unsettling.

43:50

Why am I hearing it again?

44:07

The player looked at him through the glass, then at the camera screen, and made a decision. The window was closed. Not abruptly, not defiantly,

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simply closed.

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The customer remained outside. Can I not listen to him? I'm gonna not listen to him.

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I'm gonna fucking serve him.

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I feel like I'm playing fucking Stanley Parable right now. I'm going against it. You're gonna get killed? Yeah. Well, you know, chat, sometimes you gotta live a little. And I gotta give that guy shawarma. You got it wrong, inspector.

44:48

The player decided not to complicate things. He served the customer. Sometimes, the safest choice is the most ordinary one. The customer took his order and left.

45:00

Nothing bad happened.

45:04

but tonight, it did not.

45:10

Why am I hearing it twice? Goopman's really like low-key crawling out of the fucking hole right now. If I fuck up again, do I die? I kinda hate that he's just sitting there. I don't want to serve another person dude. It's 6 13 a.m. we're almost done. It's almost 7 a.m. Last of Us bloater? It kind of does look like that. I see this guy... wait. The faceless man comes to order a servant never look directly at his face.

45:53

Okay.

45:54

Check cameras.

45:57

It's the faceless guy.

46:04

It's a servant. Okay. Check cameras.

46:08

It's the faceless guy. It says serve him. Don't look at his face though. I'm not looking at his fucking face. It says not to look at his face. I'm gonna serve him the shawarma, he'll leave, and then we win the game. He's a decoy. Nope. Oh my god. Don't tell me it was He just disappeared. No, that was the faceless guy. I did that right? I did that right? I know I did that, right?

46:33

I

46:34

Feel like most of the fuck-ups I had was cuz I just forgot to gave the people soda or forgot to give people the soda You know you wanted to look why I kind of saw him in the corner of my screen but I couldn't stare directly at him. It's 6 30 now. I surely have like two more customers. This lady's gonna be an anomaly. Fucking call it. It says you have to give him a soda too?

47:08

Oh, is that your cat?

47:11

No, he just follows me. People say he's got a face on his back.

47:15

If you look closely, yeah, I can just see it.

47:17

Don't worry, because anyone who stares at the face dies.

47:21

Got it. I didn't see a thing.

47:23

Anybody who stares at the face dies. With her again in the camera, she's not normal. I think she is normal. I'm hoping this is the last customer.

47:35

Here you go.

47:36

Oh, did she ask for a soda? Did she ask for a soda?

47:41

Okay, it's a fucking penis. That's not a face on the back of that cat. Looked like a dick. Or an upside down face. Sure. You gotta add more meat.

47:56

Yeah, but do we know if we're gonna have another customer? It's 636. So I have to have, what, at least two or three more? It seems like it's like 12 minutes past when you can do a custom Just give him a soda right just give him a soda smiling I hate how they're giving me like all the fucking final trial shit right at the rules. Under the counter. Do not open it. I hate how they're giving me like all the

48:48

fucking final trial shit right at the end. The stuff I read 30 minutes ago. Yeah, it was a wet envelope.

48:54

Open the

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back door? No. 648. It's gotta be almost... It's gotta be almost it. Oh no.

49:02

That's

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100.

49:08

Great thanks, it already smells amazing.

49:14

She is normal. Last customer. I feel like this probably is the last customer. It's 1248. I don't think there's going to be anybody else after this unless there's the inspector. Imagine I die right at the end again. I know I'm supposed to just leave.

49:30

Roll it up. Here you go, last customer of the night. Have a great night, have a great night.

49:36

Delicious as always.

49:39

Delicious as always. You didn't even eat it. It's still wrapped up for you. You're probably bringing it home Time to go out to the car. Oh your shift is over. You may go home Did we win have I completed the shawarma stand anomaly game

49:58

What the fuck that was supposed to was that night one? How many nights are there in this fucking game? Most orders were fine few mistakes Nothing major your mistake Nothing major, but the whispers didn't stop this time when you look girl your friend your reflection I can't fucking read when you look at your reflection in them in the window you see something else wearing your uniform

50:20

status unstable Daily rewards Joe. Oh my god. I might daily rewards in shawarma simulator Will you go as long as you can I'm not running this back. I just want to see how many nights there are. Oh my god. There's a fucking leaderboard. Oh hell no Day one day two. Oh wait, it's a currency. Dude, you just run the game again.

50:47

Oh, so it's one story. I never saw anything Santa related. Is it like, oh, do you have a percentage chance of just getting random anomalies? Like you don't always get the same one. That's Roblox?

51:01

Yeah, that was a Roblox game. Yeah, that was a Roblox game. A lot of Roblox games don't even look like Roblox anymore.

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