England win the World Cup if their players were completely random.Like if they had Ronaldo, Neymar, Van Dijk.Well today, that's exactly what we're gonna find out.As my England squad is empty, and we're gonna build it using this wheel.Imagine Virgil van Dijk here.Oh, Marquinhos.
Oh!Oh, okay, World Cup shirts, no.
I can start with any South American center back.And there's only one man that I want to turn English and bring into this squad.It's Arsenal's main man, who had an incredible season, 88 rated, Gabriel.
Welcome to England.You are the first player in this squad.
Next, we're getting a right midfielder.There is some great stuff on this wheel.AI might get to pick it, World Cup stickers, destination.Oh, we could get Mo Salah, that would be nice.Or Lamin Yamal, or the fastest.The fastest right midfielder is Adeyemi.
The fastest right midfielder that's actually at the World Cup is Inaki Williams with 94 pace for Ghana.Love that.Is he going to be good enough to win this England squad?
The World Cup?I don't know.Next, we're getting one of our subs.
I don't want Chuff Picks or Icon, right?Chuff Picks, we want to save for one of our strikers because then we can put him on Batley, right?
Or Icon for our strikers, we can put like Pele or R9 or something.Oh my God, they would be a dream.Don't get them now.
Don't waste it on a sub, we want it for Striker.That is so annoying.I get to pick any player I can make English and bring into the squad.And I'm going to be really smart about this.Inaki Williams is our starting right mid, but he's only 83 rated.So I'm magically going to turn Mo Salah English so we can bring him in the squad and put him on the bench.
Because now if Inaki's not performing, he can switch up.
We're going to get our right back next.Needs to be a very high right back, like Hikimi or Frimpong.Or no.We have to sign a World Cup winner.They can be at this World Cup or not at the World Cup.Doesn't matter.
They just have to have won the World Cup.I want to add the man that played in three World Cup finals.Brazilian, Cafu.Yeah, he's 91 rated and he's now in the English team.That, oh my god, he is going to beso important if England go in the World Cup.
Should I get one of my strikers next?Oh No, no.
No, I want to save the strikers to the end Mbappe and Harland.
Yes, we're gonna get another sub don't get icon.Don't don't so many things that can be very random Okay, any player from North or Central America, so USA, Mexico.The highest rated player is Pulisic, but we've already got two right mid options, so we don't really want to do that.So I'm actually going to bring Anthony Robinson into the England squad and put him on the bench, because he's a decent left back.Let's get another sub.AI might be right at this point, because I don't trust AI, you see.
Oh, alphabet.Okay, all right.I'm going to spin this wheel, which has every letter on it.Whichever one it lands on is the letter of the name of the player I need to add.And it's the bench.I don't mind what letter we get.
I love that.LNM are next to each other, aren't they?That's Messi's initials.Lionel Messi.I can't say Lionel Messi, because it is their surname.How about Yamin Lemal?
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Get started freeGenerally, I say that all the time.There's actually not that many players that start with L. Luka Bakio, Belgium.Lenorman from Spain or Lewandowski from Poland.Poland aren't in the World Cup.So I'll tell you what, let's bring Lewandowski in.He deserves to be in the World Cup.
He's a goal machine.Robert, you're now English on the bench, but you can be our super sub.By any chance of winning the World Cup, England are going to need a great midfielder.Let's get our first centre midfielder.I wouldn't mind an icon right now.I really wouldn't mind an icon.
No way.No way.Oh, OK.YouTube, you get to decide.As I'm posting out on the community page, asking you guys to pick any World Cup midfielder to join my team.We'll come back a bit later in the video, and I'll pick one of your comments at random.
Whilst we wait, we'll get our other sent to midfielder.Icon would be good.Guess the player?That's gonna test my knowledge.Guess the nation is gonna test my knowledge.Oh, World Cup stickers.
Panini World Cup stickers.We are playing stickers.twist So I can either take any player from this pack to go sent to midfield or I can twist and open one more pack, alright?That is the Bosnia team, so we can have a Bosnian centre -mid.Mohamed Ali, Slitty, Ralston from Scotland, Tashimi, Ida Militao, doesn't play centre -mid though, does he?Molo Wolf, cool name.
Or, Luis Diaz, ooh, that's nice!But again, he doesn't play centre -mid.So it's a no -brainer, I'm gonna twist and take a player from this pack.He's 88 rating.That is...
Is that Austrian badge?Oh, Hakimi.I would have loved Hakimi at right back.Van Acken doesn't play centre mid, I don't believe.Oh!Oh, I'm so glad that I twisted Declan Rice or Musiala.
I'm English, and I'm an Arsenal fan, so it's a no -brainer.Declan Rice, you are staying English.You are back in the English squad, and you are going to be the absolute rock in our midfield.Now I just need you guys to pick me a beast of another midfielder to play next to him, and, you know, we could have a shot.Just need a bit of squad depth as well.Let's get our goalkeeper next.
And for this, I could really do with...We want a high -rated, don't we?I was gonna say Donnarumma, but he's not even in it.Icon would work, like Kazios.Let's see.Let's see what happens.
Come on.Oh, yes, the player.Okay.So I'm on Total Football Quizzes' YouTube channel, and all I've got to do is guess the player.Get the question right, I can make any goalkeeper I want English.Get the question wrong, I'll be adding the lowest rated English goalkeeper on the game.
Okay.So, 2020 there were 75 million, 2026 there were 18 million.They've dropped a lot.They've got their Belgium, their Real Madrid.It's got to be Courtois.They're one of the world's best goalkeepers, bae.
I got it right.I went on a video and I just literally clicked randomly here.and went for the next question.It happened to be Thibaut Courtois.That is a sign.And I don't ignore signs that we are making Courtois English and bringing him in to play in goal.
I think we can win the World Cup right now.What do you reckon?With this team as it is, how far do you think we're going to get?Get another sub.Now for subs, we want stuff where we can get any position, really.World Cup shirts would be very good.
Yes the nation, but this is alright.So I'm on GeoGuessr, and it's dropped me randomly in a World Cup country.If I can guess which World Cup country we're in, I can have any player from any country for my bench.If I guess wrong, I have to take the player from this.I love Americans' patriotism.Oh, I wonder where we are.
Are we in Africa?Hmm, probably not.Are we in Australia?No, I think we're in North America.You know what?I'm just locking it in.
I'm gonna take a guess that we are in...Oklahoma!All right, I was miles away.We were in New York.So I can add any player I want onto my bench.I could take Messi or Ronaldo, but I kind of want to save my striker spots.
Do I be sensible and take him midfielder or a centre -back or do we just lock in and get Messi, right?He's literally just broken the record for the most World Cup goals.I feel like we have to get Messi.He is only 86 rated in the game, which is quite nuts, but...He is now English and he is joining this squad.Oh, that's so good.
Let's get our left back next.Messi coming off the bench.Oh, getting free kicks or pens we bring Messi on.Oh, my left back is going to be Thurman.My World Cup shirt.This pack is full of World Cup nation shirts.
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Get started freeI'm just going to pick one.Whatever team it is, we get to have a left back from that nation.All right, I got a shirt.I got a shirt.I got a shirt.Belgium.
Beautiful shirt.So red, isn't it?Their best left back that I can bring into this English team?Maxim Dick Cooper.80 rated.Not the best, but not the worst.
Let's get another star.before we get off other center back.I wouldn't mind with save an icon for striker You know that God wide open mouth.Oh, okay.This is good every age I spin I can turn a player of that age in to an English player 26?
Okay, that's quite good.If it hit 27, that'd have been unbapping.
Now, I've asked AI to tell me a list of players are 26 years old as of today.This is the list it's come up with, okay?Phil Foden.He's not at the World Cup.We could bring him to the World Cup.Tuomaini.
He's at the World Cup, I believe.Isak.We don't need a striker.Liao.Great left mid.Alvarez.
Great striker.Jadon Sancho.Federer.Torres.I think I know who I want to add.We need some midfield reinforcements.
And I think Tuomaini is the perfect man for the job.So, welcome to England.and welcome to the bench next to Messi.All right, let's get another sub before we get our centre back.And we need a centre back, really.And a sub keeper, actually.
We desperately need a sub -keeper, because what happens if Courtois gets injured?Africa, right.I can add any African player I want.Could bring Koulibaly in from Senegal.Nouri, who plays for Manchester City and Algeria.Could bring in Bonu to be our sub -goalkeeper.
But the man I'm gonna bring to England is Hakimi, because he is the perfect backup for Cafu at right -back.We just need a goalie and a centre -back on the bench.And we are desperate for goal scorers up front.I want one big player like Harry Kane or Haaland.fast player like Mbappé and oh my god we will tear this world cup up.Right now let's complete the defense with our second center back.
I mean AI we want near the end because AI will like we want that like a striker because AI is probably going to give us a banging player.Ooh an ultimate team pack.I'm going to go into ultimate team, open one pack and I can literally take any center back from that pack.Currently in ultimate team is the greats of the game promotion and there are some incredible cards now the beauty with this isnot only do I get to add any player I want from the pack, they will join the England team with the same rating that they have on the card that comes out.If we pack 97 rated Maldini, we get to add a 97 Maldini into this England team.
Okay, we have got a special card that isn't, okay, that is Sure, we've got a great of the game hero behind.Please have a centre -back.That looks like Nakata to me.That is indeed Nakata, not a centre -back.But we've got these three player picks, alright.First is an 88+.
Go on, give me that 97 Maldini.Ooh, 96 Marcelo is good.And 96 Cafu.Alright, at the minute, we're going to be playing Cafu.But can we get that 97 Maldini?Oh, it'd be a dream.
Khan, not a centre -back.Kompany.All right, so we've got Campagnolo Chiellini.Oh, we're bringing Maldito to retirement, making it English.97 rated?Our defense is pretty insane.
If we don't win the World Cup, England are never winning a World Cup if we don't win this.We're going to get another sub before we come back and find out who you guys have selected to be my center mid next to Declan Rice.I wouldn't mind Asia Oceanic for this one.I don't really want to use Europa.It's kind of annoying that I can sign any European player I want for the bench.We've got a left back, a right back, we've got CDM, we've got right wingers, we've got strikers.
We don't have a centre -back yet.Now you got to remember, if I take a player from a World Cup nation, they're not playing in that World Cup team, right?Gabriel is not playing for Brazil.He's in England.So for that reason, I'm going to turn Virgil van Dijk English and put him on the bench.So not only have we got a great sub centre -back, but the Netherlands are defensively weak.
All right, let's find out.I've had 239 responses.I'm gonna look away.I really want somebody who's a little bit attacking.I don't know where the mouse is on the screen.We're gonna go up a little bit.
whatever comment I am closest to.Oh, Chelsea boy.Wow.There's no wonder that Chelsea boy has picked Cole Palmer.Didn't get to the World Cup with England squad.But hey, I'm not complaining.
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Get started freeCole Palmer is 87 rated.He's going to be great for this team.The only downside is his defending stats are bad.So we are going to be relying on Declan Rice to pull his weight.This spin is for another substitute.Don't waste icon.
spinner nation oh i don't mind this i really don't mind this i've got all 48 world cup nations on this wheel i spin it Whichever one it lands on, I have to sign a player from that nation to go in on our bench.USA.We've already got Robinson from the USA.So we could bring Pulisic in, but I don't think we need him.Because I think this is the opportunity to get ourselves a sub goalie.Courtois probably isn't going to get injured, right?
So we don't need a great goalie.The USA's best goalie is Matt Turner.He's a 74 rated, but I'm not bothered.He is now English and he's now on our bench.Let's get our left midfielder next.A, I would be good.
Icon is good as well.Okay, Icon's really good.
Icon is very...
I wish we had that up front.It doesn't matter because Ronaldinho plays left mid.He's 93 rated and a GOAT.So I'd like to welcome Ronaldinho to England and put him at left mid.And before we get our two strikers, we're going to get our final bench player.And it's going to be Asia Oceanic.
country now in terms of the bench we don't have like a cam kind of player so i'm gonna bring in son from the republic of korea and put him on the bench he's 85 rated son's in the team now is this team currently good enough to win the world cup i don't know we need two amazing strikers to have any chance once we've got them we will be simulating the world cup with this team all right let's get our first striker either pick a box or ai it is gonna be ai our ai is gonna give us an hour
worldie.I know it.
Chachi BT!I am building an England team to put into the World Cup to try and win it.
I need you to pick me a striker.They can be any nationality as long as they are currently at the World Cup 2026.
All right, let's pick someone who could lead your line in 2026.How about Kylian Mbappe?He's still at the top of his game and you know he's a force in any World Cup scenario.
Yes, thank you very much, chat GPT.Nothing would give me more pleasure than bringing Mbappe to England and putting him up front.Can you imagine that in real life?Now for my final striker, there's only one thing left on the wheel.It is pick a box.In these 10 boxes, there are 10 different strikers.
From the best, 90 rated Erling Haaland, to the worst, which is an 81, Dzeko.All of them are at World Cup 2026.get to select a box and whoever it is will be joining our strike partnership.Number seven is my lucky number, but I don't trust it.I'm going number two.
Eke TK.
I'd like to welcome Eke TK to England.And he can go up front with his new English teammate Mbappe.The squad is built.Let's put him into the World Cup.How far do you think this team will go?I think England are going to win it.
First game is against Croatia.In real life, England won this 4 -2. My new England team win it 3 -1. The cup here, left back scoring, Eke TK.Anambappe.All right, good to see.God, the screen's very red, isn't it?Second group game is against Ghana.
I don't think there should be any problem with this at all.Should be a second win.It is 2 -1. Ekotike, he's a bit of a goal machine.
Declan Rice has been suspended for our final game against Panama.
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Get started freeBut it didn't matter, because we won 4 -2. Ekotike again, getting two.At the end of the group stage, Ekotike is joint top goal scorer with Kai Havertz.Cole Palmer has got the most assists.Now on the round table,32, we're playing Brazil.How's that?
So Brazil are slightly weaker because we have got Gabriel.Right, Mbappe, we need you now.Please.We've got to win this game.
Come on, England!
2 -1, Declan Rice backing the team from suspension.Scores the winner in the 89th minute.Hey, Mbappe, he heard me.He listened and he scored.Well done.Round of 16, we're playing Algeria.
Hopefully win this.Yes, 1 -0. It did go to extra time.Ronaldinho netting in the 106th minute.I don't want penalties.I'm not going to lie, guys.So that's set up a quarterfinal against France.
Now, France are weak because we've got Mbappe, Eketike and Chiomini.They've still got Dembele, Dewey, Arcola, Rabiot.They've still got an incredible team.Can we get through the quarterfinal?You think we should.
Yes, we do.
We beat France 3 -1. None of the ex -French players wanted to score against their old nation.Imagine if you could buy players.You want to see that vid?World Cup, you can buy players?Tell me in the comments.And whilst you're there, like and subscribe.
Right, we've got a semi -final against Portugal.
We don't have any Portuguese players in our squad, but they are still at full strength.Neves, Virginia, Ronaldo.Can England do it?Come on, for the final.Come on!3 -1 victory.
Did go to extra time, though.It was 1 -1. Ronaldinho equalising after Pedro Goncalves scored in the 7th minute.Mbappé and Ronaldinho sealing it for England.This English team are through to the final of the World Cup.Can they do it?I said all along they should be able to do it.
The team is crazy.Bad news, Cafu is suspended.So in the final of the World Cup, England are playing Spain.Once again, we have no Spanish players.Ready, guys?If you enjoyed this video, you're gonna love this one, where every World Cup win, I sign a World Cup winner.
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