World Cup stickers decide our team!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the third and final week of June.To decide our teams this week, we'll be doing a World Cup sticker scavenger hunt around the house to find players to join our team.You can choose a maximum of one player per pack, and you can't open more than one pack at a time.All players you choose must end inside your box by the end of the 10 minutes.Simple enough.Let's do this.
Three, two, one, go!Okay, here we go.First pack, first pack, first pack.
I've just ripped the cards.
Yeah.Okay, that is a Obeid.Right, they're all going in the box for now, but I'm gonna...Oh, that's awful!Oh, wait, who's that?
Kai Havertz.Yeah, please, thanks very much.Probably Anthony Robbins.
Oh, what a pack!
Where's all the packs?
Where's the packs?I picked that up from a Timmy K or Japs.Jamie!Oh, boys, a starter for the Riyadh Mahrez in that one.Artagula, or Artagula could be the shout.Kudos.
Ah, Le Norman.
Or...Or...Mahrez.Minamino.Koundé.Lacroix.
Fardo.Hey, hey!Can I use him?Oh, B!Can I use Maradona?Oh yeah, go on, Bappy!
Right.Two players selected.
Hi, George.Boys, what are we saying?No.No.I don't know if he's got a promo.Kelle, Kavi, I don't think you have.
De Jong, you are a very good player.De Jong, De Jong, De Jong, De Jong.Yeah, absolutely.
Koulibaly.Has Koulibaly got a card?I don't even know.
Schalke.Taxoli, Netherlands.I just got three squads then.Sittol, I got Sittol.Just don't get sent off.Sittol's good.
Sittol's a good one, Tommy.Just don't get sent off, mate.
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Get started freeOoh, no, that's not very good.Bebe, what are you doing?Baumgartner, Depay, Kane, Trossard.
Oi, no one's even gone upstairs yet.Let me go up the stairs.
Kane and Baumgartner's got a tot, I think.
I'm in heaven.
I'm in sticker heaven.That's Sadio Mane, put him to the side.Think he's only got the special card, lads, that I can't actually get, though.
Oh, that's a crap pack.I haven't got any of these yet.I'm going to put them in my book later.Oh, Kang -In Lee, he's got a good one, though.Kang -In Lee, Camavinger.It's got to be Camavinger.
No, it doesn't.Kang -In Lee has a promo.Did you see South Korea's first game, by the way?Yeah.Good player.
Oh, my God.And that humiliates as well, Crazy Spurs.Right, I've got Bruno and Kane.
Oh, they're everywhere though, like, I can't avoid them when...
Right, Bruno and Kane.Run!Okay, I need to make some moves now.If I can't check them, and then these are the same pack.
This is so sick, bro, I feel just like an absolute child.Kuka Rea, Bernardo Silva...Graven -Birch.Oi, is Graven -Birch going to answer the call?Dunno, surely Kuka Rea's team of the season or something here, lads.It's going back in the pile.
Just a reminder, boys, when you open one pack, you must pick that player before moving on to the next pack.Yeah, look, I've got Grav.
Yes, sir.So, this Japan badge, can I pick any Japanese player?
Players only.Pacho or me.
Right, I've got five.
I need to get moving, mate.
Pacho's the one.Pacho's the one from that one, boys.
Wait, there's cards everywhere.I feel like I'm in heaven.
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Get started freeI love this game.What about Hakeem Dog, lads?Hakeem, I don't think he's got any...I don't really think he has any special cards.Pacho!
Yeah, give me that.Yeah.Are you picking him?Yeah, yeah.Oh, okay.
Oh my God, boys.Vinicius.Vinicius Jr.It's a crazy pull.Thomas Meunier.
Okay lads, I'm going to need to take a goalkeeper at one point.Jamie, just help me with any promos because I've just not been on it or anything.
I see your comment, George.You said, it's crazy how many get skipped past.Oh, I've got H in Brazil.I've got a 1962 Brazil team.I need that for my book.
Oh, Cobble.Honestly, lads, Cobble is my keeper for the moment.I've got some sort of keeper.
See, I just don't know if anyone's...
Yeah, I can't remember if anyone...Edson Alvarez, has he got one or not?
This is stupid, this.I've got Rafinha, but I'm going to take Emi Martinez, so I've definitely got a goalkeeper and hope that you don't get a goalkeeper.
Ferran Torres, Andrade...
James Rodriguez, yeah!I'm taking that Rafinha for left mid.
Sloppy Toppy.Sorry.Declan Rice, lads.Declan Rice or Slotterbeck.What do I take?
I don't know.De Ketteler, Barcola, Arias.I'll take Barcola.
I'm choosing Laporte because I don't have anyone else yet.I'm on a defender hunt.
This is like a childhood dream, fellas.Lewis Miller.Has he got one?Solloff, I don't know.
Connor Metcalf, any good?
I know.
Connor Metcalf.I've just got him here.Any good?Oi, Musiala!Wait, Musiala's got a really good card, has he not?Isak!
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Get started freeI just like Isak.Who got Isak?I like Isak.Yeah, how expensive is he?
No, I can't afford him.Oi boys, I need defenders.I need defenders.Chiumeni, Frimpong, Reinders.What is this pack?Desiree Due, Rodri.
What was that pack?Rodri Due.
Good card, good player.
Mojica.Mojica for now, lads.I'm just going to pick him.I'm waiting for that one Giusa Magusa, boys.Seidou, Rias.
Oh, that's a load of rubbish, that back.Harry Soutar.Oh, Chris Richards, he's got a conference lead.Soutar at the back.Felix Nementia, good player.Chris Richards, conference lead, Chris Richards, you're the man. I was going to take out that box.
Castaño, Xavi Simmonds.No, he's stealing.No, I saw it.It will be confiscated.That's the one on the top.
Hala, Benrahma.
Ref!
Silly Sue, Martinez.
No, no, no, no.
Right, ref.Canarte, I'm going to have to take Canarte.
Sure, has Canarte got a special?Has Canarte got a shush?Rhys James is solid, boys.I'm going to go put that downstairs.I might be able to find one more pack.If not, I'm going to have to go.
We'll sign seal and deliver that off.30 seconds.
No, no, no.They said play in sight.They said play in sight.They said play in sight.Doesn't count.They said play in sight.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up.No.
Gotta be happy, chaps.Overall, I think a good performance.Very bad.
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Get started freeYeah, but the next player I see in Mizzou is Mandembele.I think I've done okay here.Do you know, I only actually opened like 11 pucks.I got Davinson Sanchez in centre mid.At least you made a starting 11.
I've just got loads of players everywhere.
Why did I not see the defenders?I've got a back three.Let's see what I've got defenders -wise.That's alright.He's conference league, he's good but I don't know if these two have specials or not.These are all really good.
He's got a special, he's got a special, they're all good.
I didn't even have any other choice, I've literally got 11 players and Anthony Robinson definitely doesn't have a special.
Oh I got Saliba as well, obviously.
Quite happy with the team to be honest considering I actually only ended up picking 11 anyway.I didn't know Anthony Robinson had a special but I call Raz a better I can't afford him.I could obviously only have one out of position and do that but I am an honorary Aussie as me and Jamie watched the game together after my mate's wedding at 5am and I was only putting them in 4 for rage baiting so Iran Kunduz up top.is my star, man.
Bit of a weird team we've got, to be honest.I've got like a cornerstones Pickford.I've got no fullbacks either, because obviously I'm playing 4 -4 -1 -1, people.I'm not playing a back three.You want to see me have hell out there.I've got the American centre -back Richards.
Got Laporte.Good midfielders, apart from this man, obviously.Probably the worst player in the tournament so far.Had a howler.Lee Kang -in looking good, carrying South Korea at the minute.Musiala, Jao Felix.
And although I did get excited about Mbappé, I can only afford his gold.I don't know what that team looks like in comparison, but I don't think he's very good because of the fullbacks.Shuri, let's have a look at yours.I said, Shuri, let's have a look at yours.Shuri!
Charles, what are you doing?I'm just having a holly syrup pod.Obviously.
Squad building time though, why are you having it now?
Well, I've been running around collecting stickers, making my team, and I'm very thirsty.This has got four vitamins in it, so it's even better than the good old fashioned H2O.
So, that's me. I haven't tried one yet, how does it work?
It's pretty damn simple, I'm not going to lie.You just pick up one of the syrup pods, open up the lid, put it in.You can actually choose the intensity that you would like on it as well.I've got it on five because I'm intense.See what I did there?
What flavour are you having?
I've gone for raspberry and I actually can't believe how good it tastes.So, no raspberry for you.
What other ones are there?
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Get started freeThere is absolutely loads though.We're talking kola rice pop, we're talking elderflower, we're talking...Sorry, I meant to have laser eye surgery.Tangerine, pomegranate, grapefruit, green apple, mango.So like, there's plenty of you to choose from, do you know what I mean?But I am man marking the raspberry for today, if that's okay.
I'm actually going to go build my team now.One more thing though, it's also sugar free.So, all the benefits you need.That was well worth it.Hi guys, my team is set, ready to go.I've got an unbelievable squad in all honesty.
Sadio Mane has got a special card but it's in the token store.I didn't have the tokens, hold that Alex.And Frankie the young gold card lads with four play styles at this stage of the year.However, let's talk about the highlights.Alexander Ryzak himself up top, the main man, of course scored in the World Cup.And Inaki Williams, 1 .2 million I spent on this man, ladies and gentlemen.
And to be able to afford him, we've had to get some golds in there.I've got tops down all over the pitch, and I'm a happy individual.Let's do this, chaps.I'm seven losses behind.Make sure you check out the Holy syrup bottles and pods on the Holy website, as well as the new Holy hydration flavours.And if you purchase one of Holy's starter set deluxe, which is only £54 with our 10 % off code, then you'll receive a free thermos shaker in an England or Scotland design.
Shall we get going with the games then, lads, now?
No!Why not?You're not allowed on your games.You're spinning the wheel.Damn, I was hoping he would forget.Right, lads, this could be the start of one of the worst months in the history of Hashtag House, considering it's a three.
He's lost nine so far.Lost nine so far.Nine.Can we keep it going?Let's go.Clean sheet to start the week.
It would only be right.It's Jamie.
No, you can't lose that, to be fair.It's Jamie.You've done well.
You've done well.Early goals.
Surely not Jamie.
Love that.That was what I wanted last week.A little score update before heading into games.It's Tom and Harry tied with 28 wins at the top.And well, you can call me Bonnie Tyler, the way I'm holding out for a hero this week to turn it around.No, seriously, I'm going to need a miracle to turn this around.
I'm ready.I'm ready.I'm ready.Right.Tom, the second you're Opponent pauses it, I'm going in alright.
Okay boys, June week three.Sure he's starting on the wheel again, but it's Jamie playing.Thank the Lord.What a wheel spin.We're racing to complete three games.There's a chance Harry's already completed one, because I may have fallen for the rage bait.
Right.We're racing to three.The winner gets two sticker packs to open, and they're going to get one player from it, and the loser is on the wheel.Here we go.I'm counting you in, and then I'm going to go find out if Harry has actually started.Three, two, one, go.
Go.I said I didn't want to fall for it, but I have to check.Look, this isn't me falling for it, alright?You fell for it.No, I didn't fall for it.You fell for it, you fell for it.
Nah, nah, nah, that's 10 -0.No, there's evidence that I never...I didn't fall for it.You can't just cover your bases.You've got to even never come in for the whole vid or...Eran Kunda.
1 -0 Eran Kunda!
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Get started freeYeah, he done it, didn't he?It's chaos celebration.He done it.
Oh yeah!Oh!Yeah!
Eran Kunda.James Rodriguez!They've chopped his dick off, lad!
Felix.Come on, J -Mo, lad.
Bad start.
Bad start.What an offside trap.Playing precision, yeah?
Frankie.Frankie.
Puts it in, fellas.
Puts it in, boys.How much, Rodriguez?Irankunde.Three.And he's never going to go, so I think Shaw is in luck.Go on, then.
Goondog.Oh, Goondog.
There he is.You found him.
Couldn't do that against Australia.
Irankunda.Patrick.It's literally 5 -0.Please go.
Lee Kang -in.Yes.Felix, come on, man. I'm just going to have to score loads because he fancies himself.Don't elastic band me.Right, he's paused it.Well, he's not paused it.
He's stopped playing.Yes, come on.
It's Alexander -Ezra, Alexander -Ezra, Alexander -Ezra.Enaki, where are you?
James Rodriguez!Oh, I just love scoring with James Rodriguez and Iran Kunda.I really like my team.Chavo, here he is, the sexy man himself.
Alright, GC lad.Yep.You?Mate, I think these are your shorts.I robbed them ages ago.
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Get started freeAre they Under Armour?
Yeah.I've been looking for them.Have you?I've been taking good care of them.
Felix, Lee Kang -In, it's Musiola!Golazo!
Jamie!Iran Kunda!Two!
Good finish, Jamie.
Good free kick, mate.You know what?Pickford's got small arms, we'll let it slide.I expected that.
Now, if anyone's wondering where my duvet is, it's actually just in the car, because I had to use it to stay over somewhere at an Airbnb, just so everyone knows that.No, actually.OK.Let me explain what actually happened.I was staying in an Airbnb with my cousin, his girlfriend, and my younger sister.So I was staying in the lounge, OK?
On a sofa, without a duvet, OK?
OK.Moving swiftly on.
Bye, Cola.Is he going to go?Yeah!Tom?Yeah?Do you know if I win the putt?
What happens?I'm not going to give you any of the players for your book.
Do you know what?That's actually evil.
I actually think the branding is very nice.Big fan.You're not going to win here, mate.J -Dog.I'm proud of you, though.You've come on and you've put in a performance, mate.
Are you two flying through it?
Not really flying.I'm getting there.Is Harry in game three?No.You see, I'm a different oil.The thing is, right, when you actually watch it, I'm simply different grade.
Can I get going?
He's got Berber spinned on FC26, hold.Oh, it's gone.Let's go, let's go, let's go!Yeah!2.Irenkunde.
James Rodriguez!3 -0, 10 minutes, he's not going.That could mean an issue.
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Get started freeFavourite game of the World Cup so far?Oh, so far?Yeah.
Favourite World Cup game?I'll be honest, my favourite scoreline so far is Curacao getting smacked by Germany.And...
Do you know what's awful?My answer was the exact same.Because it's just a good old -fashioned beating.Like how dare they come here like, oh look at us, we've just qualified.No, I love nothing more than the elite country dominating and just sending them packing.Because they thought they had a chance as well, that was the best part.
Like when they equalised, I don't know what it is.Are we evil for thinking like that?
I think you're a little bit more evil than me because mine was because my fantasy team done wonders because of it.
I just enjoyed it because I thought, They all got excited when they scored, as if they were going to beat Germany.And I think this is an elite sport.Elite hang in, by the way.That's beautiful.4 -1.
It's Gouldog the Gooner.Sadio Mane on the freshers.absolutely outstanding.I might have to put Konza on holding or something.
That means he's going to stay in the game, doesn't it?And now, we have an issue.What a touch and finish, to be fair.The thing is, I'm just definitely in a full game.Shoot!
I don't care how it goes in, it goes in.
Hold that, you're not getting any parts.I was one away.None.Does that mean I get them?
Yeah.
Yes!Let's go!Play.Shoot.Look at that.Beautiful.
Alexander and Isak, that's an outstanding finish.Well done.That's pure evil, you know, if you don't give me any of them.Yeah, mine.What do you mean they're yours?What have you done to deserve them over me, Jamie?
Because he said it'll give me some favourable decisions if I give them him.
Unbelievable.
Joe, I'm literally...Stay there.I'm going to come up and open them in front of you.
Boy, he's a bit of class, you know what I mean?Isak puts it in, chaps.Outstanding.Play.Look, there we go.Come on.
Get out of here.This is pure evil because I can actually show you if I need them or not as well.
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Get started freeDo you need Viktor Johansson from Sweden?I do.
Sweden are close here because the groups aren't nearly done.Tunisia's there, I can see Tunisia.
Yeah, that Kruip is just a bit good, isn't he?
Mate, what is going on?Right, there you go.Musiala, Lee Kang -in.Please, mate.He's got Game Changer, hasn't he?Or is it...
Oh, I don't know what it is. I need to know his play style.He scored anyway.5 -1.I was about to say it should secure me second, but the guy's still in.Why are you still here?
Felix, it's another one.Please, mate.Please.Oh, has Kokchu got a path to glory?He's the sort of person who'd give it, wouldn't he?Do you know what?
Kokchu's top probably gets in for one of my centre -backs, so that could be me done.We have Kokchu, Dejiku, Vinny!Vinicius Jr.Odingra, Bart. I'm not saying his last name.Zizo.My knowledge of his cards on this game is awful, so I am actually going to double -check if any of them are on GG.
This is so stupid, bro.What am I doing here, chaps?Nice, Inax.Beautiful.Naki Williams, that is an outstanding finish.King Dog, well done.
What do I need to do?Like, if I'm 8 -2 up in the 43rd minute, what do I actually need to do?
He's like, oh my god, hold on.Yes, hold on, there's a chance.
There shouldn't be a chance.I'm 8 -2 up and he's just wasting my time.
Well, Vinny's the only one worth checking out the first pack.And we do actually have the number one ranked left mid inside forward on the whole game, according to FootGG's meta rating at 93 .8.So that would be ideal.However, we don't have the coins for that.I feel like Cockchu rated 54th best, 91 .1 on the game would be better than Contour in centre mid.So I'm still happy with it.
Go on then.
Nice!Sometimes I question myself so much.
Germany, good goal boys.Oh I've got a shiny, that's actually not a good thing is it because it means it's not a player I think.I'm going to go one by one and check if we're actually on the game.Egypt flag, can't use that.Rabiot.Is there a chance here?
Cocteau edges in by 0 .4.It's a straight shootout between Rabiot and Cocteau.So what we can do, we can go on the compare feature and just compare.Like the overall rating's a lie, right?It's all about the meta rating.So although Cocteau is three ahead, Rabiot has 0 .3 on him in his preferred position.
However, I use box to box.That's why Cocteau might still edge it for me.And I'm looking at that intercept plus.compared to a normal intercept.Let's have a look at more.Cocteau's got 11 more face stats.
Not that much in -game between it as well.I'm going to trust GG's meta rating with Cocteau being better in centre mid and lock him in.If you want to download FootGG for free, click the QR code on screen or link in description.
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Get started freeMy defending is honestly hilarious.
I just can't.I'm just waiting, boys.I'm just waiting.Tom, I f***ed it so bad.Somehow, sure, he's going to let me have this.Nice goal there.
I've got 17 minutes of time wasted just hoping that Shorey doesn't score a few.One last run with Lee Kang in to keep the ball.I have actually kept the ball for 18 in -game minutes whilst he's chased me.He's finally given it up.I've finally got the win and that cements my place as second in the race.I've just conceded as well.
I mean, I gave you that on a plate, mate, to be honest.I had a full game.Do you not believe this guy's quittable?
He's just had three shots and scored three goals, mate.
Have you got a stick in your hand?in your pocket?Why have you got another pack?You didn't earn that one.That's not fair.
Right, he didn't leave it three goals up.
Oh, you know what?I could do with a US.I need to check.Who is that?
Tillman?
No, I think I've got him.
Salt?Ooh, he would have been good.Yeah.Does anyone need an Uzbekistan badge?
Yeah, I think one of us do.
Do you need Gamara?Probably.Al Dhasari?Yeah, probably.Bazbek?
I haven't got Lyle Foster, thank you.
Oh, he actually would have left it four goals up.
Yeah, and that would have really done me a solid, so nice one.
Nice one.I'm keeping it exciting for the viewers, Harry.Sure is, yeah, sure is.
Normally that's what you'd want, no?I'm doing it for the people, you know?No, to be honest, I actually just want to win the month as early as possible so I can watch you two have a penalty shoot -out and see who gets the wooden spoon.That's all I'm here for today.Right, well...Here he goes!
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Get started freeHere he goes again!How many spins this week, lads?I've done the green, haven't I?Racing through my brains And I just can't contain That wheel spin that remains Who's going again?Do we wait here or should we let him play?Clean sheet, clean sheet again I've got a ghostwriter this year.
What?Someone's filled these all in.Really?Yeah.
I can't see it out of my glass though.
Go on!James Rodriguez?They've chopped him off, lad!Bruno, Bruno, Bruno.He came from Sporting like Cristiano.Barcola.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
What a goal!in?What a goal!How many stickers can I put on a car before I go insane?How many times can I put a sticker on a car before the car explodes?The thing is, of all the football lore that we do, John Nellis is the greatest ever.
If I was a kid and John Nellis came on my iPad, it would be so good.I absolutely adore that, man.What a finish, son.
Clean sheets with plenty.
You actually kept one?Yeah.Oh, what a stick.That's an unbelievable...Well done.You know what?
I'm just happy to see you smiling.Yes, man!I just want to see you smile.
Come on, boys.
Australia beating Turkey in the opening match was the first time that Australia had won an opening match of the World Cup since beating Japan in 2006.
It's not that long, though.It was only 20 years.
It was like five World Cups, four World Cups, four World Cups.
And that was the only time in history.
The Barcelona Grand Prix was the first time there was a British podium since... 1968, which is right slaphammer in between 6 -7 and 6 -9.
That wasn't part of the fun fact.The fun fact was it's all British.And it was the first time a 40 year old had won a Grand Prix, I think since 1970 or something.
Okay.Fun fact for me.
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Get started freeI'd die for that bloke, you know.
Fun fact for me.The mongoose is actually essentially invincible from poisonous snake due to it having the antidote in its body.
I've heard that actually.
So a snake fights a mongoose and thinks, I've got you.I'm just going to bite you.Poison.See you later.The deadly bite.Nope.
Mongoose says, see ya.Snaps his neck, snakes die.
Gone.
Rest in peace.
I can't remember the team that broke this trend, but I think it was...first seven wins in the World Cup actually went to the nation who has more birds in their country.Like, actual birds.
Sweden beating Tunisia?
I think Sweden beating Tunisia was the first time a nation with less birds won the game.Can I stick one down for you, please?No, get...Oi, no.You don't understand how good I am at sticking.Let me show you one...
Can I show you one time of me sticking down?No.Why not?No, do it on Jamie's.I am not risking that.No way.
You stick like a four -year -old.If you ruin my book, I swear to God.
You've already ruined your book.
No, I haven't.You have.You've leaked it.Don't.Don't, mate.I put a lot of time and effort into this.
Show me your worst sticker.Show me your worst sticker.
Tom, that's shocking, mate.Look at that, mate.Aw.That's shocking.Yeah, so I just get a dupe and then I don't give the dupe away.I just stick him down again.
I'd recommend burning it.Oh, look at Florian Wurtz.Aw, mate.That's so bad.
We can't show this to you kids.
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Get started freeYeah, that's why I'm getting a second one, then when I get another worse, I'm not giving it away, I'm just going to stick it over.What do you mean stick it over?
But you're still going to be able to see the blue coming out of the side there.
It's already done.It's not, it's over.No, it's not.I'm not giving it away now.I'm about 50 quid deep already and I've got about another 100 to spend today.
Hey, I'll tell you what, I'm going to lose here.You know how he said the words in the race, he goes, in his third game, he goes, well, it's actually pretty mad, this, because this is 100 % a full game.One minute later, he was running upstairs saying to Tommy, he's got some stickers.I'll snap him now.
Wait, have I just got myself set up?Oh, it's a red.Oh, it's a red.Did you foul him twice with Kane trying to hack him down?Irukunda.Jamie's a good player.
He's a good player, Irukunda.
Avos!
Oh, he scored.He scored.It's back on.I've actually got keratoconus in one eye, so my left eye is really blurry, right?So do you know what I do?I use this superpower.
Loki, this is so smart.by the way i use my superpower i can't see out my left eye probably it's all blurry so i i scout my youtube recommended until i see a thumbnail that looks like the game like this and then i don't know what's happened because when i click on it it's actually the game that is an unbelievable trait no that is literally half glass full in a nutshell yeah joey you can try and you can try and blind me i don't mind felix only one eye as well i'm still playing like this Lee Kang in 3 -0, 10 minutes.See you, mate.Go on.Bruno!Yeah!
Come on!Looks good, doesn't it?Soon come.
Sadio Mane, it's absolutely outstanding from Sadio.He's, like, 18 minutes in and that's me 5 -0.
Go on, Yaya.Oh, yeah.Didn't find that form for South Africa, did he?But he's turned up for me again, by the way.Back -to -back weeks.Ballers everywhere, everywhere we go.
We're 5 -0.
It's time to head out to the garden yet again during World Cup season for a range of different football challenges.There'll be one point up for grabs for the winner of each challenge.Let's get it started with a good old -fashioned crossbar challenge.First to hit it gets a point.
Harry Hesketh, the invincible three -time winner.I just think someone's hitting it though.
Shaws, potential three -time loser.
Yeah!Tom, I'm not really sure what to say.Behind the line.Sorry.Sorry.
Ooh, he's gone higher.Do you know what?Crossbar challenges is well easier just when you're just casual about it and then just hit it and don't think about it.
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Get started freeIt's a struggle, isn't it?Tough watch.I can't really talk, can I?You should try and get involved.Your technique will be pretty good.No, I'll have my aura moment after you guys finish.
Here he goes.He steps up again.
Oh, right, right.No, no, no, no, ref.
That is awful, Shorey.
What are you doing?Do you reckon that should be the equivalent of like over on the wheel?Straight on the wheel.
Just a little bit of love to the ball, you know?
Getting close.We are.I guarantee you two people end up hitting it on the same goal.
Nah, this is a disgrace.
Are you counting that?Hit it, no?Hit it?Yeah.Yeah.What?
It's a crossbar challenge.Hit the crossbar.
I thought so, yeah.Is that the sort of crossbar challenge they do in Australia?Is that a crossbar?You've got to give him that, I'm sorry.Like, that's the crossbar challenge you play in this country.I think we've got to play a play -off.
We've got to play a play -off?
Based on that?Yeah.
I've got to get some clean points.That's going to gain some controversy, that.
Here he goes.Of course, now, yeah.Come on.Of course.Come on.Of course.
To stay alive.Yes!Come on, chaps!I'll take a moral victory.I'll take a moral victory.
Good decision.Come on.Ref.Good process, mate.Well done.A bit controversial some may say, I say no.
hit the crossbar and that's the rules.Up next, it's a first touch challenge.First to keep their first touch inside the cones wins the point.Right, it's throwing me in chief.
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Get started freeTwelve hours later.Oh, it's a hard one.Was that a proper effort?
Yeah.
First touch is lacking.
Yes.I reckon they were two spot on throws to be fair.Yeah, good throws J -Dog, good throws.
Height wise.
Fuck it, I'll just take it.
Oh.
This is gonna be tough.
It's lacking.Get back to basics.It's in.
It's in.Oh, it's out.Jeez.I actually don't know how much more like...I might have to stop the touch late.That's going to be tough, that is, man.
To not roll out.
I feel like that was almost the perfect touch.You have to stop it dead.Yeah, you have to stop it dead.
I'd rather do a ghost touch than that.
That's that.That's that.
Yeah.Yes.
It's a group celebration.
Is it my last...
Do I go again or like...Yeah, you withdraw with Harry here.Don't you dare.I'm thinking...Surely not.Surely not.
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Get started freeYes!
Come on!What do you mean come on?What do you mean?Come on -ing.I still want to keep doing first touches.Up next, we have dizzy penalties.
You must spin around 10 times in quick succession before firing a penalty at the Cat Collins in net.It's straight into sudden death.Good luck.Time to go to dizzy driveway.I'll be seeing you in a minute.Or maybe not seeing you so well.
Over.
Oh, that's a good try though.
Unlucky.Unlucky.Oh, no.Unlucky.Oh, that's so possible.
Jesus, he's got gloves on.Right, you want me to go, yeah?
Go on, mate.
Seven.Why do I feel like I've done a lot slower than Shorty?
No, you've done 11, Sam.Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on, go on.
Four!
I love the way...The dizzy belt is just inevitable.Everyone falls after it, no matter what.Well, I've got a chance to win and put Tom on the wheel, which would be fantastic for me. I do.
He's got no chance!He's just...I understand, though, with a floater, you're thinking, like...Where do I go?
What a waste of glass.I had to guess one way.
It's mere consolation but...This is my player by the way.Hwozek.Mensa.I'm Dooney.
Oh, it's the World Cup.What?No, he's actually got the World Cup.Oh, it's the World Cup.Does he get anything for that?Like an iCard?
No.I've got the full World Cup.Nabil Bentaleb.Kevin Cassano.
By the way, surely that means I can pick any player at the World Cup.
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Get started freeI mean, you've got two of them as well.Jamie, do you want to have a look at your ones here?Players only, mate.Sorry.I don't know if Trincao's got a card, but that's it.You know I said players only then, mate.
Well, I'll go and take these to the Fort GG website.5 -0 with it.It's a good team.It's a good team without fullbacks.I'd fancy GC and Jamie to get a win.It's an early wheelspin at the expense of a crossbar.
It's Jamie!Luckily, it's the man in form right now.Oh, luckily, yeah?Yeah, you are.You've changed your tune big time.You're in form.
You're playing well.He's got better.Alright, I'm a bit concerned because he's just first.The thing is, I can't blame you for that because he's just better than you.Do you know what I mean?It's like, how can I be angry?
What a finish.Alright, my guy's decent.
Oh, it's messy.I'm 2 -0 down.He's exposing Kanata here, isn't he?See, I've realised that's why we're pros.Like, I don't get exposed like that, whereas Jamie is just getting peppered.
Yeah!Ozzy!And now it's Trinco!Turning him inside out!It's three!Please, he's out.
Thank the Lord.Iren Kunder.Four!Bye -bye.I can't hear them crying.Four -two.
Vincent Bourne wins for me.Four -three.He's reign supreme.Doesn't matter.He's in his team.
Remember how to play now, have you?It's only taken 39 minutes.
Issa!Good finish boys, well done!He's like, you're so in.Nice chaps.
Why does it take you so long to start playing though?How did you go 4 -0 down?4 -0.
I'm coming.I've just itched my nose again.Everyone's going to tell me off.What's wrong with you itching your nose?I'm going bald now.It doesn't matter.
It literally doesn't matter.
Why are you itching your nose?I've been in the outdoors and there's some insects on me, I think.Come on, Jamie.Cook, cook, cook.It's slow progress.
Hey, I'll tell you what, this would be class if you lost now, though, because, like...
He thinks he's got a chance.
Because, like, that would be a dagger.
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Get started freeYou haven't marked it.Of course you haven't marked it.
Yeah.We've got Super Jumodo.He knows exactly what we need.What's the point?Why'd you do that?Canate at the back.
Why'd you do that?
Felix on attack.
Why did I even score that last one?It's almost disrespectful to score the last one.What's the point?
Artagula takes us to 6 -0, chaps.Brother, I'm sorry, you can't say GGEA when I've put the ball in your goal nine times.
I don't trust this thing anymore because pink at 5 -0 should be a guaranteed win.Pink for me, for girls, wink and it's not.
Hey, you've got the test, haven't you both?You've got the test, bros, yeah?Oh dear, Georgie, you are in trouble.Oh, keeper, man.That was such an easy finish.Bro, everyone is such a bang out, bro.
I'm 2 -0 down again, man.
Nice, Isaac.GC, welcome to the hot seat.Yep.I'm going to be nicer to you.OK.Because he wound me up.
Gouldog puts it in, lads.It's a shocking performance so far, though.It really is.Go on.
Oh!It's just so nice to watch, George.It's so nice to watch.When you play, I feel something.It's so entertaining and good on the eye.
Enaki Williams puts it in, boys.2 -0 down to 3 -2 up again.I can actually watch and engage with this.
Ref, don't worry.I'm entertained.That's what counts here.Elan Gunda.He offside, no?No, he's on.
I'll have a word.It's only 2 -0, don't worry about it.It's calm.Joe, this is going to be one of the biggest robberies ever.Between us, lads.If you both lose this, it effectively decides the month.
It's just out of my hands, you know what I mean?Because of a crossbar challenge, I technically won.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Why is he chipping that?
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Get started freeHe's going to score from that.
What?Lads, be honest with me.What is it that I do?There's something going wrong here.What do I do?What have I done?
I'm locking in Tom.I was locked in before.
Oh, someone is winding me up.What were you doing before?Yeah!Oh, nice.
Oi, that was beautiful.
That was nice.
That was very nice.That was beautiful.I'm celebrating as well.I'm not even going for the ball.Lock in, lock in, lock in.Why are you playing with stickers?
Because I need to de -stress.
De -stress, you say, baby?
Don't.
What the hell?
Don't come here and do that.What is that about, mate?Oh, that ain't bad.Not too hard, though, surely.I'm a bit weak at the minute.
What's been happening?
I haven't been going to the gym, I'll be honest.I've let you down, sir.Go on, Skin Coat.
Go on, Skin Coat.Go on, Skin Coat.He's dancing about the gap, he can't get hold of me.
There's such a difference between these two.That is so clean.
Jamie's every goal he scores is so ugly.You were singing his praises, Jamie.Every goal he scores is so ugly.You were singing his praises.No, it's great.You were telling him he was the guy.
I've just grabbed my loadie.I've just grabbed my loadie.Five guys, five guys do me in from the rear.You're gay as well, like upon review, you're probably the gayest.
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Get started freeI've got a real dodgy eye at the moment.
Just doing some cod call out.
Don't worry mate, it's not like my player is losing 3 -2.You're making the joke that I found funny in year 8.
George, George, three guys coming on your back, three guys coming on your back.Oh, unlucky.
In year 8 I probably would have giggled like more than I should have but there is no way we're finding that funny now.Come on Georgie boy, come on Georgie boy, stay locked.
I'm getting filled in at the rear.
Oh man, there's just no way you find that funny.
No, what the hell?Come from!I shouldn't have...I was trying to make Mbappé work hard because he was being a dick.GC one shot at the rear.Surey.
No.Yes.Far more could I have.Brain just turns off.
That guy beat 8 -0.At 2 -0 he paused it and just messaged me saying, I can hear them crying on floor two.
To the wheel.Guess that's that then boys.
To the window, to the wheel.You two have to, they raise baby on purpose.What?How can you lose a game?Put my pads back in and just go, well I guess that's that then boys.It's like they're assigned to do it to me, like the pair of you.
Jamie, Jamie off to lose you without trying.Go easy on me mate, I've only had nine hours sleep in the last two.I'm sure someone is just trying to wind me off here.I'm sure of it.It's an inside job.I mean, the two half -decent wheel spins have both just let me down, so...
I don't get how with that team.
Another one would be poetry.Another one would be poet...
No!It's red.It's red.It's a shocking spin, that, Thomas.Do you think?I'd have to go again.
No.
It's sandwiched between the two idiots, do you know what I mean?
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Get started freeI don't know what it is.The pack team.
The positive is, I get to open some packs.I'm leaving here with something.
And I'll give you another really big positive.You get to play the game.
As I said, at least I get to open some stickers.Basically, I'm going to open packs until I get 11 minutes.that are in the game.So it might be three, it might be four, it might be five.But obviously, not everyone's on the game because Curacao and all the other nations like that are not in there.I could get really lucky with this night, but I could end up with two absolute worldies.
In theory.Muhammed Removic, digital player.Zeki Celik, Rudiger, decent defender to get.Romaratu, I don't think he's in the game, maybe he is.Aidan O 'Neill.
Ooh, silver.
And you can't.
He's in the game.
Christian Roldan and Fidel Escobar.Isaac puts it in, chaps.See, he plays in the Tunisian League, Ben, so I don't know if that's in the game.Is he not also a goalie?Hold on, if he is, hold on.He's not, no, he's not.
OK, the keeper's not in.Show the camera.Jeremy Doku, in.Good player.Norway team, not in, obviously.Pasalic, oh, I used him last week, the Palme de Glorie.
In.Very good.Number 10.Them two, really good.Pasilic and Doku, very good.Marcel Ruiz.
Is the Mexican league in?Not sure.Oh, I thought it was Araujo.Rodrigo, he's the Mexican league as well, near Uruguay.And we got Ramon Sosa in the Brazilian league.So I think there might be a couple here up for debate.
Ah, Gouldog.Gouldog puts it in, boys.A beautiful little 2 -0.
Good goal, to be fair.Bernarki should be in.right?Galatasaray, Ghana badge, not helpful.Locodia, plays for Miami FC.I don't know if they're actually in the game.
I've got a feeling they're not.Arjen Dunham, in.Julio Insiso, in.Brazil 1994 team, not in.And then Florian Wurtz, in.That's a big last player.
So from my three packs, this is what we get.I can't afford a better version of worse because I spent all my money on my main team.The midfield is okay.The defence is a shambles.However, boys, I'm confident because I've just lost two games in a row.
LOL!
GC?It's 7 -3.It's 7 -3.I've got a pen.Oh, you're going to have Skyed up, mate.Where do you want me to go, Cobra?
He's definitely missing it, isn't he?
So jokes.GC!Where this time?I'll make it.Come on.Same guy.
Oh, and by the way, what event...
Guys yeah, I've got a self -report to do what have you done Jamie what right up?This is how you know I'm an honest man what George took a penalty Yeah.It hit the crossbar and George may have kept using the controller and then scored.I scored the rebound off the crossbar.
F***ing hell, voiding from the month.But I was 7 -4 up, do you know what I mean?Like, we're not even playing.You've got to see what it's...By the way, that's an unreal goal.
Clear penalty.
George, George, George, come upstairs.
George, his legs must be the last one, right?Three, four, five.Five, six, seven, eight.Right, watch, ready?Bang, bop.
Just outside the six yard.Play -off!Rebounds are allowed, rebounds are allowed.It was just instinct, don't.Cos I've never seen that in my life.Do you reckon anyone scored like that?
They must have, but...
Joking.That does not count as a penalty.You should have taken the controller back off him, yellow card.
What?Wait!He should get the yellow card, what was I supposed to do?
Seriously, what you think I've gone like I'll go and shoot have a bone to pick with inmate on the Rules and do that.
I didn't do anything wrong.
It's GC pen not GC.No, no, no, no, no, no.
Here you go.What the hell?Thank you.No worries.
Oh, it's see saw pen GC George can you hear me?Go on son?I just need I do I'm playing with a really bad teamteam, so ideally.
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Get started freeCan I hit the bar again?
Oh, it was close.He's the coldest in the room.He's the coldest in the room.It's George Collins.Florian Wurz, 3 -0, the sticker team.I told you, boys, with two losses, you might think that was easy, but I've just played off the two losses at 5 -2.
Roldan, it's 6 -1.I think...I'm off the wheel.
Right, boys, it's challenge time.And for today's in -game challenge, we're doing red cards, because if you've missed the World Cup already, there's been a few, especially the opening game.The way it works is whoever finishes the game with the most red cards wins.And if there's a tiebreaker, it's whoever got their last red card the earliest in the game.The winner gets to open two sticker packs to add one player to their team.And the loser is on the wheel.
Are we ready?He's going to need a generational lock -in.
Come on!Go!Here it goes, Bots fans!Felix and Bape.It's a good start.We get a first goal.
Now I think we're going to have to take a red to make sure he stays in.Oh, he's got an equaliser.I'm just so locked on getting a red.
Possibly the worst thing I could have ever done.
Yes!There's the sending off, right.16th minute, Canate leaves the field.And actually, yes, he's gone 2 -1 up.I might have to stop.
Here's the thing, like, if Tom gets me on the wheel here.
Yeah!
So obviously, he should win it because he's at a much easier game.
Yes, we are.Okay, we're not missing that one.
Lol!Super clean.It's super clean.It's a great goal.It's a good equaliser.I just don't know when to take the second red.
Good finish, man.What a finish.Jeez.
I've got him off.Oh, I don't know if I should have done that.It's the second red.I've decided to play with no right side, which in hindsight, again, is probably stupid.I should have gone no left side.And he scored the free kick.
What the hell was that about?Oh, wow.I think we're starting out of position, lads.This was a really bad decision.This was a really bad decision.
Don't leave.Do not leave.Nice.Lads, it's Frankie De Jong's time to go.Lads, why am I doing such perfect slide tackles?That's quite funny.
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Get started freeNice.Red card number one, boys.I think that's a good time to get it.
What a goal.
Felix.Oh, malissimo.Come on, boys.Back in it.Down to nine.I'm just going to have to try and win by three or four and then get a third one sent off.
I can't take the risk of another one.He's just getting gifted goals.He's getting gifted goals.The centre -backs are all out of motion.No way!No way Van Der Ven can do that!
One.
I've gone for it, lads.How's he not sent me off then?Mate, how's he not sent Isak off there?I don't get it.It's six all.
Okay, Irun Kunda, nice.Now, get sent off.Okay, we have nine men.Right, get the reds, get the reds, get the reds.
I'm going to have to go extra time.I think I'm going to have to go extra time.
Offscored.
No!Bryce as well.It had to be him.
Go on, get in.Lads, I'm actually going extra time.I'm purposely putting myself in extra time.It just has to be done.
It's another loss on the record, boys.The rules say I'm now just going to have to try and get reds to see if it does something else to someone else, because I've lost the game now.We've now just got six minutes to try and hack people down.
Right, boys.I need to go three goals up in extra time if I can.
Didn't even get the red.Didn't even get the red.Two red cards, so I'm probably on the wheel for that, and then I've lost the game, and I've genuinely just thrown it away, boys.The month has just gone.
It's night and all, lads.I just can't.This is tough.No way.I wouldn't have minded a red at that point, to be honest.
Perfectly played.That's why you don't go for an early red.But the thing is, I just knew that Tom was going to do it.I feel like things are too simple sometimes.Why would you risk that when you've got all game to gauge one red, two red, three red, four?
Right, there's another red.
He is killing me in here.I swear to God.Get the red.
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Get started freeIf you get another red, just to put me on a double wheel spin, that is so hard.
I'm going to get a red.
Whenever I'm done this is you make me feel a lot better.You make me feel a lot better.
Mate, I tried, I tried so hard to get so many reds.
I played it so well, so much of it.You did not play that so well.
You have to spin it to us.Big chance of a green.Think about it.Big chance of a green, lads.Yeah, thank you, bro.George.
GC, what are you doing on the wheel?
Oh, George.Hey, we've still not had the George and...
Well, this'll be over quick.Two seconds, lads.
George, come on!Luckily enough, this is only one because...Same again, they're red.It's a stick of tin.Oh, wait, have I got open three more packs as well?Yeah, and build a whole new team.
A whole new...I mean, not opening them packs there for you.Do you want to open one again?I'll open one, but not to be confused with mine.Not to be confused with mine.
Let's see who I've got.Mboku, Kusej, Vitinha, who I probably can't afford, Shkiri.Has he got a card?Shkiri.Courtois, could change my keeper.Courtois and Vitinha, yeah.
Something tells me, H, I've got five players for you there, and I think three of them might not even be on the game.You've got Rowan Williams, Angel Romero, who has no club.
Does it sound like Courtois and Vitina to you?
I love one.Philip, yeah, or you can have a World Cup trophy or a Bosnia flag, so I don't think you're having any of that.
OK, well, I will decide between Vitina and Courtois, probably.Here, enjoy your stickers.Thank you.
Right, I'll fight you for this, because there's not many of these.See how long we've got in here, buddy?
Come on, Georgie boy.
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Get started free1 -0, he might quit.
The thing is, is your record all right?8 -1.
Yeah.If you're like me, I'm 6 -3, so you could have actually got a 1 -0 putt.I actually had a chance on you as well.30 minutes, I'd argue is longer than we expected it.And it's gone.
Goal!Nearly had my South Park moment then.Every minute from here, you're proving them wrong, chaps.George is known for a clean sheet at half -time kind of thing.George is known for a good old 0 -0 at half -time.We must be seeing two different Georges, because mine's nearly 3 -0 down.
Yeah, that's what I mean.That's why I thought it was impossible.
It's so creative.Who would have thought that shot choice?
Oh, oh, oh.
Bro, that is...
It's a valiant effort.
36 minutes is a valiant effort.You had that in me.Well done, you've done really good.Genuinely, I had that in me.You've truly done very well.
I had that in me.
You played well.Hidang Kunda, goal.Is he going this time?
Yeah!And after three packs, this is what we get.Brahim, Jael Pedro leading the line.The defence is good at least.Joe Bell has ended up in goal.
I'm now going to drop a bombshell and sit on this ball.Top of the mornin' to ya!Top of the mornin' to ya, pal!You been enjoying your holey today?Yes, sir, I've loved it.
Damn right you have!Oh, Homer!Homer, I've shaved my bush!
Derek Ray here, and I've shaved my bush.Right.Derek Ray here, back for another night of Bundesliga action with Tom Leece.
You've shaved your bush.Yes, I've shaved my bush.Paris, why have you shaved your bush?
Shaved my wee bush.
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Get started freeAye!What's in?Joao Pedro!The bush needed a wee trimming, I gave it a...
I shaved my bush a ton!And I scored a goal!Joao Pedro too.No, I'm not going to lie, boys.I could have built a team with one pack and beaten this idiot because he is awful.Do not break my book.
I swear to God, do not break my book.No, Shorty.there's a line, don't cross it.Don't, I'm being serious.Do not even think, no.I'm so tired.
Shuri, don't.I'm not, I'm not.
Shuri, I'll grab all your Pokemon.Calm.I don't care.I'll go to your house, and I will take every one of your Pokemon, and I'll list them on the stupid black market you've got going on for a fiver each one.Simple.I like turtles.
Simple.I'll ruin your whole Pokemon collection.Start crying when your Chirizard evolution fucking Pokemon Pikachu little gimp gets sold for a fiver when you've been saving him to be in a sleeve and be graded with some bellend with gloves on his hand.Then we'll see who's laughing, do you know what I mean?Sorry, I swear to God.No, because you've got steroid rage, you idiot.
Get off here!So the one time I care about something, that's how it is, yeah?Cool.Oh, Stewie.
That's a nice pie you got there, sonny.Holy moly, it must be my birthday.
Tom, stop being shit, bro.Or I'll rip your book up.I'll give you half time.I'll have to have one page get ripped out.Tom, what would you do if you got your page ripped out?
I would make him drive me to every shop within a five mile radius and buy me enough stickers that he softens the blow and a book.Tom, look at me.Sorry, mate.It's not funny.It's not funny, though, because...What?
So the second I'm passionate about something, you lot are just ruining it.Middle page.Completely all over the parade.Stop.Stop.No.
No, because I'll stop playing.I just won't play the last five games.Because this ain't on boys, stop it.Don't.You know what's funny, and I hope this hasn't ruined the spectacle for the viewers at home, but I don't care now, because if you do that, this is pointless.It's a paper, do you know what I'm scared of?
It's paper, like you have to be careful.I'll have to be careful.I will be.I'll be quiet.Why don't you?you care?
Like, I've actually respected your Pokemon collection.You've never seen my Pokemon!What are you talking about?Every time you talk about it, I give you the time of day.I at least listen when, quite frankly, I don't really care.I just listen because you're my mate and I'm happy to say that you have a little portfolio and every time you pack one, Firstly, you have a massive circle jerk about it, and then secondly, you report it to your little app to see if it goes up in price.
I stuck your Ronaldo in better than you stuck any of your stickers in so far.Take some notes, you...
That's too far.Again, just don't know where the line is.
Hey, that one's for you, Si.
Ting and that G. I hope you spin green.That was a really bad wheel spin, but am I bothered?No.
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Get started freeI've never seen a match -up so likely in its life.You do say blue's your favourite colour, right?Because I swear, I see the ceiling turn blue.That is literally my favourite.Ow.Stop filming his hair.
What are you doing?No, but he's filming your hair.Well, I know, but he's got small biceps.Exactly.Tell him.Am I supposed to lift you up?
See, why do I feel bad for saying that when you've just mopped my hair?Do you know what I mean?
Well, I didn't.That's the funniest part.Did you zoom in on the hair?Just be honest.I can't zoom that much.I can't zoom that much.
Can I even see where you're going today?Come on.Get me up, please.Don't say that.
Go on.Do it with me, don't you?Goonies!Goonies!You can't even find your card, you're a victim.You're a victim.
He's not got his specs, leave him alone.I've got expensive equipment in my hand.He's not got his specs, leave him alone.Oi, oi, I'm gonna DDT you.Sorry, take the camera out of his hand.
Camera has been acquired.
He's got his card in his hand still.He's going for it.
What are you going to do now, Brady?
What are you doing in your jobs work?
Come away.I'm trying to find my whistle.
I'm moving like Paulo de Cano.
Get off.I'm trying to find my whistle but I can't.Tom, rip it off and then he's got it.
Yellow card.Oh, so scary, ref. I'm so scared of you, mate.Your nickname is Goon Modo.I can never take you seriously.Look at you.Where's your camera, mate?
Victim.
I don't know what it is, but he's got it.I'm him.I'm literally him.What the hell?
Oi, take it down a tone or two, yeah?Don't, because I'll start off everyone's election you carry on.I'm not going to do that this week.Because this is the world.
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Get started freeOh, I'm so in.I'm just going to run past you.
George Collins!I've got a penalty kick, brother!
George!George!Yeah, I'm coming.Well, you're not coming quick enough.No, I am.No, you're not.
Where am I going?Oh, no way.He's got the top covered up.Go on.This is clean shit.He's not leaving.
He's not leaving.
Mate, we're fine with you having the top off.I'm not.
It's your discretion.
I'm not fine.God, he's actually won.Sure he has defeated the clean sheet, Wilspin.
James, Bruno, just hit it, lad.Sound!What is he saying from The Incredibles?What are you looking at?
Something amazing, I guess.
What are you waiting for?Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you waiting for?
Something amazing, I guess.
Good goal, that.Good goal.
Tom.Felix.It's 1 -0.Hello.
I just smoked him.I just whooped him about.
2 -0, a little rage quit in there.
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Get started freeNice bro, well done.Thanks.
We are always going to fly in the sky of love.
Pride yourself Jamie, the chain of events ruined this didn't it.
Cause we are gonna be forever, you and me.
One game away.
Champion again, ole ole.Champion again, ole ole.Champion again, ole ole.Where the fuck's my trophy?
Hometown boy as well, look, Wigan City.Kirkland himself.
Wigan Town, Wigan Town.Hey, that was a sick goal by the way.Yeah, nice goal.For the final challenge of the day, there will be a series of different sticker pack games, incorporating a slight bit of FC knowledge alongside football.But let's be honest, it's mostly just back luck.There'll be one point up for grabs each round, with the winner gaining two sticker packs to upgrade their team and the loser spitting the wheel.
Game number one, one pack each.Whoever can pack the highest rated GG player in this pack will be receiving a point Good luck, fellas.
I'm opening these now after all the ones I opened from earlier.
So we have to like submit someone that we think is in the game that's not an Evo, correct?Yeah.Okay, well, I'm lost.
Oh, I might have a winner.I might have a winner.Oh!
Oh, the last one saved him.I might win.Okay, Sam.
How's your FC knowledge?How's your FC knowledge?
Not the best, but I know this person because I used him last week in the... when I got 15 and 0.
I have Jonathan Tarr, who I believe his highest meta rating will be his team of the season.
Ooh, Tom, you may be picked by me.
Because centre -backs have a good rating, though, normally.
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Get started freeYou may be picked by me.Araha or Path to Glory.
Oh, yeah.He might be the best one, because defenders always have a better rating.
I think Harry's might be better, but I think I've got a chance on Tom.It's Super to join them again.And he has got the Europa League card.Yeah, the centre -mids are like...The 96.
The only thing that might carry me with Tarr is that centre -backs get a really high meta rating a lot quicker.
Yes.
Because centre -backs only got one, like...This is more competitive.Centre -backs are always good, whereas centre -mids, there's different things that make each one good.
The results are in.In third place, with a GG rating of 91 .3...That's not me.That's not me.
That's not me.
...is Jonathan Tarr.Yeah.In second, Super John McGinn with 92 .6.And one point going to Harry for Araujo with 93 .5.
All I need to be is not on the wheel to avoid an 11 and 4.Yeah, Araujo is unbelievable.You need me on the wheel.
John McGinn!He was my last player as well.Round two, three packs each.Good luck, 21 players each.Whoever can pack the most from One Nation wins.We'll receive a point.
Good luck, fellas.
Do it to me.Whoever can pack the most from one nation.So I've got Czech, Ghana, Korea.
Obviously nothing to do with the squad counts, right?
Brazil, Argentina, Scotland.So first pack got all equal.Good start.I haven't got any nations.more than another.It's a good start for me, chaps, I'm not going to lie.
What, can you not submit the whole squad?No, no, individual players.
Was that specified?
I don't know, actually.Holy sweet Jesus.Wait, I've got two Scottish.I've got Robertson and Kenny McLean.
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Get started freeInjury time!I can guess who Harry's just packed.
I can't see it.I can't even be arse -sorting him.Does someone want the point here?
I have got Two Argentinians and two Canadians.
Unless I'm being stupid.Have you not got anyone from the same nation?
Yeah, I've got one.I have got three doubles.
I think I only got two doubles.We've all ended up with all the doubles.So Harry's got two Argentina and two Panama.And two Ghana.And two Ghana, yeah.We actually end up with all the same then, just different nations.
Good luck.We go again.What's this?One more to decide.One more pack to decide, yeah?Just following on from these nations.
Okay.So I need Scotland, Korea, or Uruguay.
Unfortunately, I'm about to have to hold that.
Looks like Shorty's crashed out.Not for the first time on this channel.Honestly.I haven't got any of them again.
I don't think you have.
Yeah, I haven't got any of them again.Obama.
And again.Mate, I've got so many different names.I don't even know if I've won or not.I've got so many different nations.It's ridiculous.Tom, have you?
Yeah.I could have won, but I don't think I have.What is going on here?
Next question.
Uruguay, Scotland or Korea?And I can get the winner.
Hold on!What Argentinian have I had anyway?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.No, I don't think I have.Riley McGree?
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Get started freeI think I've got about ten doubles, but it was one point anyway, weren't it?
Yeah, yeah.
I've got three Argentinians, chaps.
I've actually got about seven doubles here.I've also got Ruben Diaz.
Yeah, I've got doubles everywhere, but no triples, unfortunately.Right, show us your point.Get in, come on.Whoop, whoop.
The last round requires a lot of effort.of ball knowledge because you have to submit the player from this pack that you think has scored the most goals at the World Cup.Oh wow.Give me like a Lukaku or something.Overall World Cup goals historically.
Harry Kane or Mbappé or something like that.So if I get like a Messi and Mbappé Kane I've just won, yeah?
Ooh.Oh my god.
Do you know what?I actually think my pack has a combined zero goals at World Cup.Give us a couple of names.Peter Sukic from Croatia, Mark McKenzie of the US, Niakite from Senegal, Walter Marder from Germany.I've not seen these before, look.
Extra sticker, like that.
Yeah.And Jan -Philippe Guarmin, so none of them have scored I don't think.
Okay, I've got a name to submit.that I think could have one or two.
Gbamin has been around the longest, so I'm going to have to submit him.
Right.I'm going for a similar logic and going with Jelurmo Varela.
I'm going to go for Ivory Coast Gbamin.Ivan Perisic.Oh, it's definitely Perisic.It's definitely Perisic.Surely Perisic.
There is a very clear winner here.And it is none other than Ivan Perisic with a current six World Cup goals at the point of recording.
Lads, leave the challenges to RNG.Look who comes out on top.And I think my odds have now gone to about 1 to 50 for the most dominant year in Hashtag House history, including my Invincible ones.This would be more dominant than them two.I'm just here for the pies.
See, the thing is, it all went wrong, didn't it?When Jamie let you have that crossbar.Let?Yeah.Then I lose the challenge.Then Jamie plays and loses, then George plays and loses.
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Get started freeI'm two behind, I'm chasing.I lose that game because of the red cards.Harry hasn't lost as well, so like...You've not had enough of those weeks this month, though.
It's nice to see you doing it.Start blue.Small monitor.
Curacao.Curacao?Curacao.Curacao.Smallest nation.Did you get it?
Smallest nation, smallest monitor.Ah, comprende.Ah, comprende.How many inches?
That's what she said.Seven, I believe.Pretty small, no?
I mean, it's normally decent.Seven's perfect.
Seven is calm.
Yeah.Whose horse is that?
I know about that.Right, chaps, I've entered the building to say I'm officially retiring the week.I'm officially retiring the month of June with four games to spare, a clean sheet win, is a wonderful ending for me here.And I can go and lock in and watch the other games.Clean sheet, it's been a pleasure.But I had the last laugh.
I'm just looking at my Foot Champ screen.
But clean sheet, you can hold that, respectfully.Boom.Trincao, you're gone.Trincao, I see you.Trincao, 1 -0.Right, lads, I'm just going to lock in.
Realistically, who cares about me?I just win, win, win, win for three years.All I do is win.Everyone now is seated to see who loses the year.Is it Shuri three in a row or does Tom pick up the wooden spoon?How on earth can you see what's going on there?
You've got to remember the game goes in, I don't know.Point to it, show us where it is.
Where is it?It's all the way over here.But I will say this, I'm going to have the luxury of watching from here, actually.Front row seats.So this is seven inches, right?
Oh yeah, it's hard.Oh, it's hard here.This is like distance on steroids.Tom, how is it?Like distance on steroids.Really hard to see here.
I tell you what, I thought I won the ball back twice.He's just absolutely spun you.The question you have to ask is does this represent Curacao in any way, shape or form?form?Well, I get the play on words, right?Smallest nation, smallest one.
But I wonder if we've got any Curacao citizens saying, hold on, we feel a bit maybe disrespected.
Lads, just to be clear as well, me and Tom are on the verge of doing penalties against each other.
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Get started freeI don't mean as much verge about it.I'm 2 -0 down.I don't think Harry's going to lose four in a row.I think verge, you might as well say we are.
Brother, I think it's actually over.Honey.Where's my super suit?
You can just about, like, you can, as I say, consider movements.
Oh, OK, this time he is inside.
Do you know what?It's actually helpful you sitting there and telling me, because I thought he was off.So I thought, oh, he's outside, but obviously he can just give me a little update, a little scoop.
He's in, lads.He's in.Ball roll scoop.Finesse.Goal.Has he ball roll scooped me yet?
He's pausing it for me.He's pausing it for me.
Lads, these pens are for a wooden bloody spoon coming up.Bro, that's incredibly bad.
That one is the easiest one to set up because that's pure muscle memory.But here it's just bouncing.I would not be able to tell you where that is.Goal.It's just bouncing though, isn't it?Goal for the hosts.
It's just bouncing.This is not fair.Come on, man.
Am I hyped for this penalty shootout?It feels like I'm in something important.I'm scared.
He's in again.
Oh my God, he's actually just sprinted past you, but that doesn't normally happen.
He's paused it for me, and you know what, mate?At 7 -2, I'll do the noble thing.It's hard, but I feel like you can win on it.I don't think it's impossible, do you know what I mean?
Oh, sorry, you're 8 -4.
Better days, better circumstances, that's me, but for now, boys, until I fix the eye, I think it's impossible.Gigi's in the shed.That means I can't beat Harry, because I've lost four.Yeah.Oh, dear.Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Introducing our 2025 -2026 winner of the Hashtag House Season 3 Challenge.Or Champs Challenge, should we refer it to.That was won in April.Yes, that has been known for many times.
The most dominant year as well.Thank you, Shorty.Most dominant year.By the way, I am expecting some...Actually, you know what?I'll just open my eyes.
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Get started freeCongratulations, Harry.
Congratulations.Here you go.And if you take the trophy, we can give you a clap.Three years.
Three years.I waited three months for a smaller trophy.Why?We're happy to present the trophy.
It's rumoured, but we didn't buy it.It's rumoured that.Has our budget gone down?You're going to have to take it up with the management or the ref.
Take out the ref?Yeah, take out the ref.
Like, again, I would be happier, but again, it was confirmed three months ago.Why the f*** is it smaller?
Don't look at us.Views have gone down.It's representing views.And it wasn't an invincible year.
Oh, that's true.However, Tom would know that invincible trophies are actually gold, aren't they?They are, yeah.Tommy boy, may the best trophy win.You can't lose to Shorey over nine months.
May the best trophy win.I can't lose to him, you're right.
Oh, you get this.Like, think of what it's likewon.E -Premier League, Champs Cups.
How is your luck, by the way?
Why?
I've got the smallest goalie in net.This is my keeper all week.This is my keeper all week.It's literally who I've used.I've got Pickford in net.Do you know how hard this has made it?
Sure, you could be on for your third wooden spoon.Oh, God.I need some help from you, GC.
I can't lose this.Just do it like this.Watch that.Bang.Top right.Bang.
Chipped him, I've chipped him, I've chipped him.
Very, very risky.But I rate it.
Have a bit of GC Army action.Got to do it for GC Army.
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Get started freeGood.Mbappe's pen animation's too good.Come on.Just one save is going to win me this.I'm nervous.It's to lose a whole year.
Just one.
To lose a whole year.GC again, GC again, GC again.No way.No way you read that.No way you read that, bro.
You've been GC penned back to back.GC penned back to back.Hey, don't blame this on Pitford.You've had nine months to not be in this situation.
It's not getting there.
It's alright, this one.sudden death it is sudden death to lose a hashtag house official year obviously not our last sunday vids we'll be here with the specials in july august september but this is in the regular season this is a competitive season tom misses he loses tom misses he loses has he not died for that ten in a row has he not died for that someone's gotta miss someone's got to falter sudden death surey up goal again boys do it bro tom where you going brother Tom, don't shake Broski, don't shake!
Don't shake brother!Broski!
Oh, my God.My worst fears are here.
You just lost to Shorie!You just lost to Shorie, bro.That is such an L, brother.Congratulations, bro.
Take it from me, broski.Take it.You lost, bro.
Last place.You know the reason I didn't speak on any of the penalties?I knew I'd win it on the sixth, so...By the way, I won't be replying or texting you or whatever now.Obviously, I'm kind of gone clear of you now, so...It's kind of just whatever, innit?
I just don't want one.
I just GC bottom -lefted you four times in a row.I've just absolutely sponged -dingled you.So, things you can do with the spoon.Use it to make fairy cakes.Use it to make cookies.Use it to make any delicious, delightful snacks in the local kitchen.
Am I allowed to theoretically do what I want with it?Like, do I have to keep this thing?You can burn it if you want.
Do you know what I mean?Like, do I actually have to have that in my space?
I just want to outline something to the viewers.One of my favourite things, guys, is the way it doesn't say third place, it says last place.Whoever made this is really evil.
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