XBOX PRICES WILL RAISE AGAIN #shorts

We at Xbox are sad to announce that we are once again raising the prices of our consoles. Again?! This is the third time this year! The Xbox Series X already costs $650! How much more can it cost? $800?!

We apologize for this. Due to the skyrocketing price of RAM in markets, this is affecting all gaming components used in consoles. Really? You're blaming RAM? Surely it's not the- OH MY GOSH!

$900 for 64GB of RAM?! What's going on?! Due to the rise of the AI sector, there's been an unprecedented demand for RAM across the US.

But, wait.

It says here that Microsoft has invested tens of billions of dollars into AI.

Umm...

So, basically, by investing into AI, you guys are directly causing the RAM shortage, which will cause the price of your consoles to go up. We're really about to see AI destroy the gaming industry. We're really about to see AI destroy the gaming industry. It's game over!