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What'd you get?

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I got a...

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It's called a wand of destruction.

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Check it out.

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Wham wham.

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Wow, I don't know about the white hood. Why did I say that dude? There's nothing wrong with it. Trust me. It's a look at a little racist. Oh Okay now

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That's one what is that it's a little frog that spits out gold coins

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Like biologically, that's how it was yes what's what he does. Watch, watch. I'll show you. All right, little buddy.

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Time to perform.

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Yes! There you go, dude. I told you. I told you. I'm so glad that worked. I was a little worried that he wasn't gonna- What the hell is wrong with you, bro? You got- Walking like a PowerPoint wizard. What the f- wizard I'm gonna make these frogs change colors ready no I'm not I'm a magician all my magic is real I could do other stuff watch I'll make this frog with

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money okay not that one we'll try it We're gonna make this frog s*** out money. Not that one. Hold on. Yeah! I'm actually a magician. It's crazy. He's good. All right, don't drop the pan on the f- he knows he's smart He's way smarter than you Why is Flom gone still?

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Bro

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Frog not dire

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Give us some more money frog Give us some more money, frog! Give us some more money!

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I got a crazy idea

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Tempest!

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Oh my god, that little guy's gone

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Who's this guy?

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They're in the- you can play the cymbal over here too, look

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No, no, no, no, no

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You can play the cymbal

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Video Trouble You can play the cymbal over here too, look. No, no, no, no, no, no!

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You play the cymbal.

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Video Transitious! Ha! It seems you have fallen for my spell once again and are forced to listen to me yap for the next little bit. Really? The wizard voice? Again? I mean, I guess it did kind of work last time. Before this video goes any further, I have to let you know that this video is sponsored by the Great Energy Wizards at GamerSups. I am officially announcing the launch of my new AFK flavor,

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Good...

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Night.

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Thank you to the energy wizards gamer subs for sponsoring this video. Now your eyes are beginning to shut. You are getting very sleepy, but not yet. You need to watch the rest of this video. So I'm going to watch you need you need to watch the rest of this video So I'm gonna I'm gonna let you I'm gonna let you do that

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Whispering fortress of lost souls night one three nights three nights. Are you guys know what to do in this game? No, you brought the guitar Arrow what we have to do in this game. All right, listen up we have Oh

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You think this is funny is this funny to you we have to destroy stuff arrow

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So we get to see the little points see little points. We got it that quote up at the top, right? We got to get that by destroying stuff. We got to be mischievous little wizards in here. Are we really? Yeah, look look at all this stuff. We could destroy arrow Look at that. There's like stuff up there. You see up there. That's super helpful. We can what dog what happened up? What's going on in here? I think that might be too heavy one. No, that was good yeah oh what you gonna do one way two things oh you got another one what did you get why the fuck are you keep saying magic words when I'm standing in front of you don't you that's the first rule of magic what

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do you mean this is extraction don't do it we can't do it yet I mean while we could do we have three days. I mean, we'd probably miss some stuff, but it's fine. We get three days to meet that. Atop the crag. Oh, ow! Oh shit, run!

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Just hold the door.

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Just hold the door. Hold the door. Just hold the door.

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Hold the door.

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Don't...

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Don't worry about it.

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Don't worry about it. Why?

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What is wrong with you? You sick man.

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You sick man.

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You're a sick man.

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Unfish me!

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I don't know how!

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Unfish me.

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Thank you.

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What do you mean by friendly?

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It's pretty dark you got to get like a torch I got something for you what you got oh You can light it I didn't even know you could do that He was just complaining about the light and it naturally came to him. How'd you do that? Turn that put the gem in the frog turn it into turn it into a frog lamp Wait where yes, let me see the one that I just dropped. I just dropped the book. Where'd you put it man? Here right here. I have the book. I have the book. I don't even know you could do that. You're discovering more things

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I focus my entire first read the book. Read the book. I just focused. Hold on bro, I gotta drop some of these frogs. They're taking up too much space.

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Oh, there we go.

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You don't need that many frogs. It doesn't say anything. What does that say? That says nothing. I'm sorry, I can't read that. Can you write in it?

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Ow. I can't read that. Can you write it here?

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Wait, maybe Hold on, maybe Time to because I can see I can see the book says something right there. I can see you writing as we speak

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No, what does it say? You don't see anything?

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The book is it's writing. It's a magical book. It's writing. It's it's writing. How is it doing that?

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Stop pissing if you turn into a fish at the end of this I'm gonna shit

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You can write it I didn't even know. Tucker once had a sponsorship with McDonald's in the middle of it

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He referred to a big bag as a whopper and it literally ruined all future stream deals. That's so weird Wait, wait guys. I have an idea.

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Guys!

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This is a dangerous man.

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You gotta kill him as soon as he turns from a fish. You gotta understand. You gotta believe me. Oh! Oh, it's one of those. Okay. I thought it was not that. Look how good these chairs look.

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Arrow!

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Ow. Don't worry. Look how good these chairs look. Arrow! Ow!

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Oh, you killed him!

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Say offer to this guy.

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He gives us, he gives us, he gives us stuff.

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Wait, really?

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Okay, I'm... Yeah, say offer. Bro, get your boogies off the statue, bro. Where is he getting that piss from?

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You try, you try.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Take the gross wand.

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Okay.

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Whoops.

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Oh. Oh, you got two.

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That's not good.

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Oh.

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I broke the offer statue. I think I think we got we gotta leave Yeah, let's get out of here. Yeah, yeah

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Let's get out of here

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Hey, not bad Arrow where's the pot what pot there's some laying around

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Nice all right There's something laying around. Dude, dude, dude. Nice.

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Alright. He put a drone out in the world! Shrink on him. Are you gotta be kidding me bro? There's something wrong with you.

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You are a piece of garbage. I hate you.

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Poof you.

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Stop! Why?

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Why?

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Oh no! Arrow!

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No! Oh Oh, yeah, this is the big boss. This is the big boss bro. Don't worry. That's mr. Moon Bro, he's like me in the morning. Oh my god

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All right, I'm gonna go to the basement

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Let's go purchase wand of minor Alright, everyone go to the basement.

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Purchase wand of minor? Yes sir!

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Woah!

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I wish there was like a-

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I don't know what the hell is going on here.

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What the fuck is going on?

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This is what you've been doing to people, you little asshole!

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I'm trying to make this shit fun!

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This shit!

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Holy crap! This is- I'm really watching a friend video dude this is crazy welcome to our potion room where we could make wait for it wait for it potions not just any potions though a very special potion which we need to make right now no look at the other page dude come on oh that cold that what that is how are you able to do that like what you do that? How are you able to do that like? What you do like eight? How'd you what is that only for that one piss yuck? Yes, right? Right, that's for this one. But then you do duo piss yuck And it's a secret modifier for this one, but then you do oculus piss

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tempest

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oculus piss tempest Tempest Oculus Piss Tempest What?

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What?

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What?

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Alright little guy, okay little guy Alright that's enough little guy, let's get you in here Put him in the potty, be quiet little guy, be quiet Alright, let's start brewing this little guy, come on little guy

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Laughing Tired of my little cousin Alright, let's start brewing this little guy. Come on little guy

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Tired of my little cousin explaining shit to me bro putting them in the tub and brewing them

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Bigger quota this time guys so lock in grab Anna. Oh

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We got it. Oh you get in the way and the incredible work. We need to find small. There we go you need to do another one you got you got one clog

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Yeah

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Gotta be a small item okay as previously said Dog up dog up dog oh my god Anna teleport port tell Anna I

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Saved my life. I go just save my life there dude. I was look that ain't me, bro

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What is that that's I haven't seen that before oh

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My god, you killed it off. If you have items to extract you should do it because it's Oh buddy, let's go dude

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what the hell there's things in this game I've never saw oh my what Okay. Yeah, Tucker died. How did Tucker die? The fucking, uh, the gargoyle got him. But I found something! I got something really cool!

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What'd you get?

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I got a... it's called a Wand of Destruction.

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Check it out.

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Wham wham.

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Tucker's dead. We could go back and get him. But he's next to the... Oh yeah, we could go back and get him. the wand of destruction check it out wham wham Tucker's dead we could go back and get him but he's next to the oh yeah where is he he's next to the guardrail that's the only problem we could also do another thing ah it seems I have picked the right door how do we bring him back

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oh it's real easy buddy you just got to say a few words you know you just gotta say a couple words go ahead PORPUS Come on Get into it Hey, man a little more uh gusto, you know

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CORPUS ANIMA

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ANIMA

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That's just an oculus

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ANIMA

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There you go

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ANIMA That says Oculus. There you go.

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Little-

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You're not doing too great. You- you're- you- what are you doing? Look! It says Lumen!

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Oculus!

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You're tripping. You're not doing it right.

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Lumen. Oculus! You fucked it up Dude I saw ramen

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That's what I wish I could wham wham

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wham wham

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Oh no, oh god

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No, not my wand, oh god Uh, no not my wand. Oh, this is it

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Yeah, I was just running to you. Damn. We just lost that good-ass wand

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Look at that guys guys. We nailed that quota. Yaaaaay!

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I'm a pirate!

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Arrow.

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It literally sounds like a baby crying.

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High five, little pirate. Oh, there we go. There we go. Yeah, there we go. Okay, then this in the middle open? Check this out.

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Yeaaaaah! Wait. Come on, baby. Come on. This in the middle open check this out. Yeah

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Wait come on baby come on

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I got him I got him. I'm way more

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About dead 200 slam my ain't gonna die boy

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Ignis boom

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Ignis tongue I Remember Thank you, hey can I buy one back I'm surprised you gave it back to me. Wham wham

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How much help does that take away? I Think you just died I'm pretty sure you just died I need to see your POV Guys, guys, guys I'm still alive, I'm still alive!

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I'm still here. Where are you?

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Take this balls.

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No way.

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What the hell? I'm still alive, I'm still alive! I'm still here. Where are you? Take this balls. No way.

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What the hell? I'm still alive, I'm still alive! I'm still here.

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Where are you?

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Take this balls. No way. Oh my god! 🎡

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Wait, how did you do that?

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Wham, wham, achoo!

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🎡 Where'd Tucker go? He's gone!

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Wait!

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Oh, there he is!

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You dumbass.

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Wham, wham! 🎡 Anna Portello. a dumbass wham wham and a portal ignis wham wham tempest piss yuck

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damn did that work Oh no.

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Ignis boom. Ignis boom. Ignis boom.

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Ignis tongue. AHHHHH COME OVER HERE YOU ASS. I hate this guy.

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Causing a ruckus. There we go. There were so many dude.

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There's another one that came from the corner we just lost we just we're in debt baby we're Tucker pick up your wand of fire Tucker pick up your wand of fire wait did you just start it without regular- Bruh. He started- He started it with the wind wand. Bro, I wanted to grab a wind wand too. We're so cooked.

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There we go.

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Okay, nice, nice, nice.

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I'm putting it down.

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We can- We can- We can definitely do this.

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Okay, we can clutch. We can clutch.

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Now we gotta-

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The wind wand is crazy. Now we gotta... So we burn things, we gotta remove guard helmets. We can do that with the wands... The wind wand, which only Tucker has.

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So that's a start.

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Ignis tongue!

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Ignis tongue!

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Oh, that's a different guy.

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Arrow piss tongue!

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That's not a guard.

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Arrow piss tongue!

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Ignis tongue!

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Ignis boom.

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Ignis boom.

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Watch out!

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Oh! Watch out! They didn't watch out. Damn bro.

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Oh no Tucker!

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The wand of genuine terror. Guard helmet! Guard helmet helmet remove the guard helmet Tucker. I need you to use the arrow Tucker You can arrow that shit off his head. I don't have air. Oh, yeah, you're right You got to be close. You got to do it multiple times You didn't have it hey, you got to do it multiple times. Did you get it? Nice bro looking at me like

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Performance of a lifetime, let's go corpus

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Altus.

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Lumen.

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Altulus.

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Anima. Vita.

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Corpus.

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Altus.

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Lumen.

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Altulus.

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Anima. I am... ...not an issue... ...anymore! Let's get out of here. I hope we make it.

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Yeah I hope so too.

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I think we should reach it.

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Okay yeah we got it.

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No penalties?

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W.

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Fist dude.

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Ignis boom.

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Man. Yeah!

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Yeah!

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I'm a real boy!

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Fishyuk.

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Egg.

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Alright, what are we doing? Alright, what are we doing?

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Thanks for playing, thanks for

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