Yes I tested for COVID, I am negative

Day 8000 of being sick, let me take you around my house and show you all the things that I've been using to feel better. First of all, I don't venture out into my kitchen much, but when I do, I get ice and some liquid. This is Body Armor. Let me go show you my favorite kinds. I've been taking my vitamins. Why is it not working? And when I'm not drinking Body Armor, I'm drinking liquid IV. You girl has lost 15 pounds in four days

from being dehydrated. Allow me to show you my assortment of body armor in my fridge. Strawberry banana, peach mango, watermelon strawberry. This is my favorite. Also Michigan people if you know you know. You might be wondering Jessica what do you have? Well, I thought I had food poisoning. It ain't food poisoning. I'm wearing my glasses near constantly

because the thought of putting contacts in my face hole feels awful. I have nightmares every night. Every hour I'm waking up with anxiety nightmares, drenched in sweat. I think it's a fever, I don't know.

I started off with a colt, so I've taken a lot of DayQuil and NyQuil, but then I got some sort of a stomach virus. So a follower sent these to me a while ago. It's for what you think it's for. I have to sit down because I'm dehydrated and exhausted just from walking around my house. I took a bath once.

It didn't fix my life. And the other day, my husband was restocking my supplies in my bedroom while I was in the bathroom and Unfortunately, he witnessed me running from the toilet to the sink Using an emesis bag and that's a show no one wants to stick around for he promptly escaped when I'm sick I specifically use my pre-pasted toothbrushes so that I don't infect all the toothbrushes in my house Specifically my good electric toothbrush this This outfit it's a necessary evil. Do I

look like Tweedledee? Do I look like Pugsley? My husband said no you look like Tweedledum because you ate culvers while being sick and it made you sicker and honestly it tracks. And you're probably thinking Jessica you said you lost 15 pounds while being sick. Yes this is my scale. Should we weigh ourselves together? This is fun and not at all horrifying to do on the internet. For the first time in my life, I'm under 300 pounds. And I recently noticed that I can see bones and ligaments in my feet that I normally can't.

And my husband says, that's where you lost all the weight, on the top of your foot. I think he's right. These are my slippers that I use when I go outside to sit outside in the cold. It's not very cold here in Michigan but early in the morning and late at night it is and when I feel like I'm burning alive from the inside I just want to be outside somewhere cold. But I can only be vertical for about 15 minutes before I have to lay down. Currently finding the urge to sneeze. I'm not gonna cry, I just had to sneeze.

And my sneezes come in pairs of four. But one thing's for sure, I didn't get raptured today. So, I'm still here. So, I'm still here.

But we knew that.