YOU CAN NOW RENT A PS5 #shorts

We at PlayStation are happy to announce that you can now rent your PS5 over the cloud for £10 every month with our new subscription service. Wait, did you just say RENT your PS5? So, PlayStation doesn't even want their customers to own their consoles anymore? We just think it's more convenient for customers to be subscribed on a monthly basis instead of having to pay out of pocket for a console. No, that's an awful idea! No wonder you guys just announced the God of War trilogy remake.

You're trying to distract all of us from the fact that you don't want us to own our consoles. We have also patented a new asset streaming service which aims to lower download sizes. Instead of downloading heavy graphics locally on your PS5, you will stream the assets from the cloud servers from Sony. Oh, so now if you even own the game, you don't own the graphics because you'll have to stream

Oh, so now if you even own the game, you don't own the graphics because you'll have to stream the graphics from a server. This is ridiculous!