You have to earn their trust! #chef #comedy #hospitality #service

Sorry, who are you, mate?Oh, I'm new here, it's my first day.

Right, and why are you in my kitchen?Oh, I was told to come in and ask for the food.She's going to stop you right there, mate.Get out, I never want to see you again.What?Ow!

Sorry, mate, we've got another order of burgers.Yeah, first of all, it's chef.Right.And second of all, the order's come through on the tickets, mate.Why are you talking to me?Oh, sorry, I forgot.

Yeah, mate, just think before you speak.Okay.It's not that hard, is it?Sorry, chef.You're still here.Just letting you know, two of five said they've got a potato allergy.

Right.But it's more like a preference, so you can kind of skip over it if you want to.Right.Yeah.Okay, well.That's actually quite helpful to know.

No worries, mate.Anyway, I'm busy!Okay!Chef's just letting you know that last table were a bunch of arseholes, by the way.Really?Yeah.

Fuck them, mate.Yeah, man, so I told them we sold out of dessert.What, for real?Yeah, so you can start cleaning up now, man.Bro.Pal, you hungry?

Yeah, man.Yeah, mate, there's a little bowl of chips and a little pasta for you.

Really, for me?Yeah, nip out back, have a little snack, mate.

You alright, boysy?Guess what time it is.What time is it, mate?Fine and quiet, mate.You fucking legend.Diamond, mate.

Oh, thank God you're here, mate.What's up, mate?Bro, you couldn't help me wash up for ten minutes, could you?Of course I could, pal.

There he is, the myth, the man, the maverick.Last night you were unhinged.Same again tonight?I don't think I can do it again, mate.I'm not worthy.

Bro, we've outgrown this place, man.Dude, I've been thinking recently, we should fucking quit.And we should start our own business.Dude, small plates.And natural wine.Oh my god, we're gonna change the fucking game.