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I'm gonna be honest this my first season in diamond, but the last like four seasons. I've still acute emerald and
That's why I'm having been done
If you can okay this kid swaggy, I'm gonna let you know this kid is very toxic. This kid is very mentally unstable He's gonna try to get in your head as much as possible So I do not let this little twerp get in your head So I'd be if you can beat this guy if you can beat him in a 1v1, I will pick you up in my main 5 stack on the new season of R6.
And we'll get you to champ. Remember, like I said, he's mentally ill. He's mentally unstable.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, Squirtle.
Diamond thinks he can beat me. Yo, Squirtle. Alright, alright. So, yeah. Squirtle, Squirtle. How do you feel right now about Swaggy basically saying if he had a 5 stack, he would be champ.
How do you feel? How do you feel, Squirtle?
It's year 11. If you can't hit a champ, bro bro just quit the game. You are awful at the game. I'm gonna be real with you bro. Appreciate it dog.
Okay so, uh, Squirtle, why do you think he's awful if you've never seen him play Siege before? Because he's not champ! Like yo, you can be champ and you can still be awful at the game. So if you can't even hit champ you're even more awful. is like the top 0.5 but there's levels to the game there's levels to champs and
then me there's levels to this game you can't even beat me
Sporto explain explain what you're saying again like how there's levels
what does that even mean so like so let's explain in these terms so emerald is about a guy named Jinx and then a diamond is this guy and then there's like, you know Let's put Richie at the bottom of the barrel champs and then there's me like at Stompin's level, you know Okay, I'm the best player in the world. Like let's pipe down a little breath when it comes to stuff like this. I'm unstoppable
So what is the percentage chance of you losing to swaggy right now squirtle legitimately being?
If I lose to this guy, it's up to four
Video game first before again in my life, bro First of five so no, you don't run you don't run this squirtle. You don't run it I don't run this you little you know, let me tell you off. Let me tell being a good little content voice flip pharma for you? Let me say this, Swaggy, do you hear me Swaggy?
Oh boy, oh boy.
Ignore him, this kid's deranged. Okay, Swaggy, since you're the underdog here, what map would you like to select? I'll give you eight options, alright?
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What type of rigged is this?
Alright, I'm muting him, I'm muting him. Hey, grab a juice box and shut up until the game starts! Okay, so you got Oregon, club, border, chalet, cafe, bank, coastline, and sky. Which one do you want to select, Swaggy?
Let's just run Oregon.
Alright, Matt, get in here.
I gotta turn my noties off though. I'm getting spam. Do you need help turning off your notice? Squirtle, shut up.
Yeah, where do I go to settings? You are an idiot. You little puppy on orgy.
Yo, ignore him for a second. Click the home button, go to your profile picture, scroll down to settings, then scroll down to preferences, then click notifications, notification banner's off.
Alright?
Do I even get to I against this kid?
Swaggy what gentleman's rule do you want before this no shield? Squirtles you want to honor the gentleman's rule just start the game, but you know my answer So swaggy, I'm gonna let you know this kid doesn't honor anything. Alright, so yeah, good luck.
I'll honor it if I'm winning. But if I'm losing I'll bring out the shields no matter what.
Ha ha ha.
So, if he's losing, he'll- wait. If he's winning, he'll honor it. But if he's losing, he's gonna start using shields.
So he's winning he'll honor it, but if he's losing he's gonna start using shields. So he's not honoring
The streets kill me last question for you swaggy. Um before squirtle
blabbers
What is your score prediction locate and it's first for right? Yeah
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Get started freeSwaggy um
First of four
so uh
Go for three. Okay. Now it's fertile. What is your score prediction for this one? We won suck my dick God damn it! Yo, yo, I mean like Alright, I'm muting, good luck guys This kid is deranged Literally, this kid is deranged bro This, I'm telling you
This kid is mentally ill
Hey C4 bro
Squirtle, wait C4
Yo suck this dick bro
Uh, Squirtle, when did you start cussing little guy? Like can you stop?
Yo, shut the hell up, bro.
Okay. He's like literally 12 talking like this. We are so cooked as a society, dude. This kid is 12 telling people to blow him.
I mean, what is this?
Holy crap, how nervous are you?
Okay, Squirtle trying to get into a high vibe.
I'm about to to go to bed,
bro.
Chad, I'm telling you, I've never in my life wanted squirrel to lose more. If swaggy wins, this is to be the greatest moment in like live streaming history. swaggy is a diamond five literally the lowest rank in diamond and squirrel is a multi time champion. Oh, stupid stupid bro. Okay. I'm not sure why he's stupid.
You are so dumb. Like what are you doing? You have to push through a doorway because you're an idiot and you picked twitch. Buddy this is the biggest moment of your life. I've been here a thousand times. Don't choke, buddy. Good little boy, stay quiet.
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Get started freeStay quiet like a good little boy you are. Chat, I'm telling you dude, this kid is legitimately ill.
Like mentally deranged.
Um...
You are a little... You're a peasant in my game. You're a peasant in my game
Swaggy how do you feel around? Yeah? How did he feel round? But what do you think you could have did better out there against the champion?
No, I'm not rent which I didn't know he was onward
My name is swaggy, and I think I can't let me it like let me go twitch and I can't open up any single bomb Cuz I'm in it
Attackers need to locate and defuse the three bombs
Um, Squirtle a good opening round bro
10 seconds to insertion
Yeah shut the hell up bro you can't get this work after this too
OH MY GOD I'M TRYING TO COMPLIMENT THE GAME I said Squirtle well played and then he said shut the hell up I'm like who is raising this kid All right, so I'm gonna be on Fenrir squirtles on the ash Come on swaggy. It's you know, like the clear house. It's like I'm playing like that against you the Come on Swaggy. This would literally be incredible.
To watch Squirtle's ego deflate just live.
What are you doing? Yo. Nah bro. You got me out of bed for you to play like this bro? What the hell are you doing bro? Squirtle! You haven't even said a word. I'm in that head
dirt random. Suck your weiner. You ain't nothing bro. Squirtle, all right first off ground rules. Squirtle stop telling people to suck your weiner. Uh Squirtle you're literally like 14 bro. Yo you're a fake friend don't talk to me you're a fake. Okay so Squirtle here's my question for you, dude. Yup. How do you have a 3.6 KD?
Okay, I think you're not used to it.
Can you be honest?
I can explain it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can explain it to you. So there's something on every operator, right? You know what it's called? A gun. So when a round starts and I usually kill them. I
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Get started freeKnow that's like not something you're used to but I'm used to it just letting you know, so squirrel Here's my next question for you. All right You said you've got my powers bed for this. Were you in your bed at 440 p.m. Squirrel, bro
I woke up like 40 minutes ago
bro
you woke up at 4pm and you're 13
i don't even play this game
no more bro this game is horrible
i just play
but are you still the best player in the world like you said?
yes i don't bro that's how boring the game got bro i'm the best in the world i've been the best in the world for over a year yeah like it's how boring the game got, bro. I'm the best in the world. I've been the best in the world for over a year.
Yeah.
Like it's just boring. I would legitimately, I actually think I would suck somebody's Johnson to watch Squirtle Lose. Like it would just be the funniest thing ever.
Good, Hank. Pathetic.
I would suck a random dude's Johnson just to watch Sportaloos.
Pathetic.
Chat, that's so valid.
He's a good boy.
What do you mean, bad? Mine. No, not you, chat! I'm a random dude. Yo, chat, I'm not blowing you guys. Come on, Swaggy,gy at least went around, bro If he's winning around six seven
At least put it around swaggy, please do
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Get started freeWait, that's good
That's good drum work from Swaggy bro. Hold it up Swaggy.
You ho you are putrid. Oh hell no. Nah bro this is a waste of time nah bro
ADS headshot bro congrats
Oh hell no bro
How are you gonna feel when you go back to your friends?
Hey I was finally at a chicky party I'ma feel great honestly
And I got 4-0'd
I'ma feel great I'm not gonna go send my bed to one o'clock like a degenerate loser
I've made more money off this game than you'll ever working a minimum wage job
Congrats, bro. I do this for fun, and I'm still competing against you as I feel squirtle
All right, then keep quiet, but oh my god, it's quick ass kid
It's
I'm back. I'm back broke boy. Just
boy
Yo, you can't say anything you're getting through yo, you're a little puppet in this game bro,'s hands. There's big dogs. I'm a big dog
Attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs
I own you Waste the time bro. Waste the time. I'll quit now. I would quit go ahead. I would quit the game now Yeah, I give you like a little round No, no, I'm just out here to play bro. Out here to play what? Because you're getting destroyed.
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Get started freeYeah, so.
I'm on Jinx's stream bro, I can offer us anything else.
Oh you're on Jinx's stream, been there, done that lad.
Made him, I made Jinx's whole career.
Okay.
Miho. Okay. Being bit. Mijo. Chat, I'm telling you bro, this kid is like legitimately deranged. Like legitimately deranged.
Take a sip of my coffee.
God, he drinks coffee? I forgot about that. Teach him manners. Bro, you don't know how many times, like, do you know how many times I've spoken to Squirtle? It goes in one ear out the other. Squirtle hates me. It goes in one ear out the other, dude. Like, it's, I've probably spoken to Squirtle 500 times.
Yeah, but he's not even a rage baiter. He's literally just deranged. I've met twertle 500 times.
Yeah, but he's not even a rage baiter. He's literally just deranged. Bro, I met twertle when he was like 12. Don't type Jitty. He's been the exact same kid for like four years, three years. Come on Swaggy, please just win a round. Come on Swaggy, please just win a round. Come on Swaggy, please.
Just win a round Swaggy. It's not jitty bro, it's not jitty. I'm not jitty! Bro I don't like this angle that Swaggy's holding. Swaggy's... Oh that's a good angle.
Oh why did he get off?
Ha!
Hak toa!
Wait Swaggy kinda lit him up.
Oh.
Geez. Appreciate you Jinxy.
Such a waste of my time bro.
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Get started freeHoly crap.
Say whatever you want bro. it's not even like fun like like I said before there's levels to the game and I'm a big dog okay you can't do nothing about me stopping couldn't even do nothing about me that's why you quit
you thought you could appreciate you bro have a good dog I'm looking at your statistics here.
It says you have a,
Oh, let's just don't mind that.
Don't mind that.
It says you have a 0.83 KD. Are you absolutely positive that you deserve?
Yes, I do. Me and my, I have a buddy that's in champ and I usually in his champ lobbies I go pretty positive But you have a 0.8 KD though topics Yeah, it's you know, you gotta you gotta respect the player for what he does. I'll prove myself this game. Oh
so you're like confident so you're saying like Okay, I would say score prediction. I would say
Score prediction. I would say defend against two rounds on being diffused by attackers
You're pretty confident bro for a 0.8 KD plat 2 of going up against that emerald player, but I respect the confidence bro I'm not gonna sit here and act like I don't respect it.
Attackers must locate and defuse a bomb.
So Sal, how do you feel about Cooler and what he's saying right now?
If I'm being honest, I was not paying attention.
Aura, holy aura.
Yeah, Sal, you're Emerald with a higher KD. So Cooler's a lower rank with a lower KD, bro. This would be interesting if Cooler won, but I'm gonna mute up and let you guys lock in now. All right, good luck. Cooler is currently platinum three.
He's peaked at platinum two.
So we're both nervous. This should be a fair game.
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Get started freeOh yeah.
And he's only ever had a negative Katie's never been positive I've never had a positive He's been playing for two seats Okay quarters gonna hold an angle Sal gonna play behind the bed Sal shoots the camera almost hit that Wow Sal actually almost shitted on him right there.
Mid of 50 on the clock.
In!
Aw, terrible aim, holy shit.
Wait, what?
I gotta lock in.
Cooler, oh my God! Cooler, I'm seeing the confidence, bro. You're not only talking like you're confident, you're playing like a confident man. You jumped right in there, you know
Emeralds emeralds usually just sit inside in the anchor because they don't know how to roam so I can take control
Wow, okay cooler Cooler I'm not gonna lie. Um, yeah, you might be the most confident platinum I've ever seen in my life.
Legitimately.
You know, you gotta respect it though.
Bro, I'm not kidding bro, I do respect it. You just jumped in sight with zero care in the world and private.
So basically right there, my drone, like emeralds like the anchor so I know he's gonna be sitting there Even though I checked it with the drone ten seconds earlier
What let's keep it a high-ass ego
Protect your bombs from being defused by attackers now, let's get around that
This is most black shot I'm gonna hop in. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Oh, sorry, I'm gonna mute. Good luck, guys, good luck.
This is most plats, chat. I'm gonna be honest.
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Get started freeI feel like- You're gonna be wrong.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, but.
This kid is hilarious.
Yeah, I did not expect you to hop in.
That was a good round.
This kid is hilarious. Like 70% of plats have like ginormous egos because bro Platt is the first rank where you hit it in siege and you actually are like Starting to get to the higher ranks. So when people have flat for the first time, they just get a ginormous ego 70% of the time I did it when I had black for the first time But that was ages ago that I had plat back when plat was white and teal now it's uh Blue, but I hit it when it was like white and teal like years ago
It's like rocket league. Yeah, it kind of it's like probably dude like the first time somebody it's but to be fair though hitting plan rocket league is Easier than it is to hit in siege.. Like, if you're Plat in Rocket League, I mean, Plat in Siege is like top 50%. Like top 50%, to be fair. I mean, in Rocket League, like Diamond is probably top 50%.
No, I think that's like statistically correct. I'm pretty sure. What a failure. Bro, Cooler has the most ginormous ego I've ever seen in Platinum history. This is awesome. This is what it's all about.
I kind of love him history. This is awesome. This is what it's all about. I kinda love him dude, he's hilarious. Good flash. Dodges it, wow! Bro, the thing is, Sal has a drone on cooler and cooler has no idea.
Damn bro. I should've went Ashe, bro. I can't get the zombie.
Damn you good ass aim for our fucking play. Thank you. I'm telling you, I'm telling you my aim might be shaky. I played one game today. I haven't played since like-
I should have warmed up. This is bad. I'm about to get shit on.
You're kind of like... I mean, Koolder, you're walking the- Like, you're talking the talk, but you're walking the walk, dude.
Like, seriously.
You know, that's what I do.
I- I'm impressed.
Hold on.
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Get started freeI'm playing fucking terribly.
Koolder, everything okay? Just like, screamed?
Oh, yeah, yeah, nah, it's all good, it's all good.
Cooler, you said Sal would win two rounds. Do you still think he's gonna get two after you're up to two?
I believe he'll still possibly win two rounds, maybe one.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah, you know, it's just really what I do in these one situations.
I don't fall under the pressure and I represent Ohio.
You're from Ohio Topics?
Yes.
Okay, bro, you're doing good.
I mean, you might like, from me to you Topics,
you might have the largest ego I've ever seen in my life, but it's not really an ego if you're backing it up, you know what I mean?
It's like yeah, I have an ego. Yeah, I had the skill which I had for the plan
It's just what I do really holy aura, I mean what if he four oh's what if he just four oh's Now if he loses it would be hilarious
if he loses it would be hilarious. Does anyone ask you how your day's been today?
Nah man nobody actually asked bro it's been good man thank you for asking.
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Get started freeEl Chet, El Chet.
Thank you bro appreciate you. What a guy I like this guy. Rocket League tournament I'm gonna make play the second chance one I'm not gonna make it to the one right now.
Forgot what op I was playing for a second.
Don't mind me.
So chat, it's L Glaze if somebody asks me how my day is going. Are you fucking serious, chat? Are you guys like evil? Topics gonna jump out of the bottom garage door. Topics!
Yeah, it might have been the worst C4 of my life.
What was the point of looking at the C4? Now Chad, if Topics wins this round, he'll be up 3-0. Splashing a warden player. I Don't know if I would ever flash a warden player I Mean it's not bad to make him turn on his goggles to force out Intel I didn't tell. Wait, he nomads these doors? Oh my god, he missed the nomad. Why? Why is
he using this? Sorry, I uh, my cat like kind of jumped on my screen, can't see it.
I feel that, I feel that, I feel that. Yeah, it's just the way it goes.
Your cat jumped in front of your window?
Yeah, so yeah, my cat was selling my game, essentially.
Is that why you flash-banged yourself and then gnomed out of the window?
Exactly, exactly.
Are you fucking serious, Coulter? window exactly exactly are you fucking serious quarter
i guess i'm gonna be a little shaky i'll be a little shaky dude quarter i actually respect the vision of what you were going for if you would have no matted off both the doors you could have actually took sight but the problem is you yeah i was mad yeah the problem is you missed your nomad so then as soon as you jumped in Sal just swung you and shit on But the vision was there though. The vision was there. So
Jinx II I'm gonna show you a quick strat the plats use
You're gonna show me a strat
Yeah, I'm gonna show you a quick strip. Let's use this
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Definitely never seen this. Nah.
So basically, just watch. This is called no man's land. Did this motherfucker just put four malusies on one staircase? I Me how what do you what is that strut that is terrible? Good night I'm gonna get you.
Good night.
Knock him out.
This kid is funny though.
He said a cat jumped on his screen.
Okay.
Fuck.
Wrong man. Four Malusi's on one staircase, I mean to be fair though It would be funny if he ended up losing this game after What is he doing the fuck what is he doing pro strat the most egotistical plat ever versus he actually took ground, wow, well played by Topix. Is he gonna go for the wallbang?
Is he gonna go for the wallbang here?
Bad aim, I am surprised he killed you, I missed every shot. Oh
The nurse the nurse to get you after a while God colder what's happening, bro? Yeah, we're set like basically what you were so confident, bro And now you've lost you it. Yeah, you were talking a lot of shit to South
Yeah, you were talking a lot of shit to South, uh, yeah, so
You know, you got it you got to respect the player for what he does
Yeah, these are champion bands I'm doing
Yeah, oh So, Cooter, um... Yeah? What were you saying again, bro? Oh, you gotta respect him though, like... I was cocky, but he kind of... He kind of mugged me last match, kind of put his, uh...
Willy down my throat, if you will. Okay. Um... Alright, let me stop you right there. Cooter.
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Get started freeYeah?
I have an overarching hypothetical question for you.
Yeah? If I was to like cool. I need to locate and let's say you were thrown into a diamond lobby
How would you match up really realistically?
realistically realistically check our six tracker I
Usually frag out I'm just a little shaky locate. I've never done something like this.
Yeah, and I never do 1v1s, so this is new to me.
Kuro, the thing is, I have checked the R6 tracker, and you have a 0.8 KD, so when do you frack? Kuro, when do you frack? Why do you have a 0.8 KD? What even happened?
How did that happen? So, when I first started to play the game, I played my buddy that was in champ lobbies
So I was going against players that were way better than me already
Down
Your Katie's lower than it should be yeah, it was actually it was actually a 0.6. I've got it up Okay Yeah, it was actually, it was actually a 0.6. I've gotten it up. Okay.
You know what? I'm gonna let you lock in, Kuroda. Remember, bro. You can't lose after talking shit to your opponent. That's rule one of gaming. Yeah, I kind of want Kuroda to win because of aura, but then again though,
it would be aura to just like... Okay. But then again though, it would be aura to just like Okay, it would be aura to beat emerald but uh, what was that But then again like I don't know dude, I don't know Gotta respect the player for what he does. Yeah, I don't even know what that means. Quarter's going to the window.
Shake up, refrag.
Barely missed him.
He barely missed his head.
C4 coming out. Oh my god!
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Get started freeSomebody put me out of my misery! Damn. Damn I can only see your head on that.
Wait I thought I got you way lower.
That's crazy.
The SB12 does no fucking damage.
Yeah Ace actually just got a buff.
He's bulletproof.
Yeah Ace get banned in every rank man so yeah I looked at your account I looked at your KD like you literally have a lower KD and a lower rank than Sal I'm not gonna lie and you had a map and you did have a massive ego coming into this I thought you were gonna get either swept or for want The fact that you even have three rounds and might win I'm gonna give you your props bro, but yeah
That's like a lose-lose for me. Thank you. Thank you
Like I'm gonna give you your props bro, you know, I got to respect the plaque immunity We don't get enough respect nowadays Like only person that was implied those gain respect was rich hackers need to locate and diffuse as many bombs as they can
quarter
You're representing the plats pretty well right now, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm telling you. Thank you. Chat, he's going Caveira? In the last round, he's going Caveira? Oh no, he got droned! Well, he lost the element of surprise there. Dude, I've never used this operator
chat the rocket league tournament starts in seven minutes Dude, you guys think I'm gonna make it? Be honest. Be honest, be honest. I have to literally get a teammate too. Ryan, do you wanna play? Wait chat, the second chance tournament starts at 615 right?
615?
Alright Ryan, Ryan or balls? Oh my god, what a wallbang from Sal. Topics gonna take a little bit of damage here. Topics gonna take a little bit of damage here from Sal. Topics rotates over to the logistics wall. Sal gonna roll out a drone. The thing is Sal did tag Cooler for like 10 damage but he is running out of time
there's only a minute left and he has two drones left. What the fuck? the I actually don't know where you are. Don't forget this is a game of cat and mouse. I'm the cat.
Oh my God.
Damn bro.
That was a terrible fucking game.
Like I said, two rounds Jinxedy. Two rounds. Damn good game.
I'm gonna say this to you bro.
And I mean this with the utmost honesty Yeah You're the most egotistical platinum I've ever seen in my life, but my god. Did you back it up, bro? You back that shit up, dude. So you know what is it?
Yo, Jinx, uh, I Just wanna say thank you for that. Yes, sir, bro. Thank you guys for playing. Thank you. Thank you for the opportunity Yo, Jake, you got a light over again. I know you I got no eyebrows and you're bald but like, you know, you look good
Thank you, bro. Thank you
Have a beautiful day, man. If I know I browse. I would know. All right, I'll see you walnut Wolfies why again? Do you feel you deserve gold? Well, because, what's that, I've been solo queuing and then the one season that I actually grinded I was just solo queuing and played like a couple games on my duo and like you kind of sold and I also have teammates that are also like kind of brain dead, so.
So it's your teammates fault that you're in silver?
Kind of, yeah. That was true, I wasn't paying attention.
Now Twan, how were you able to reach gold? Because you said you just solo queue, right?
Most of the time. I mean, I play with my friends sometimes.
Okay. Word to bro. Majority of your games, are you solo queue, Twan?
I mean, like, it's like 60%, bro.. So majority of your game to sort of kill Yeah
Now my aim is horrible
Wolfies, how do you feel about that bro? Because twine also does so look you do and he had go
Yeah, I mean that's cool to like attackers. Like I said, I'm just here to have a good match. Feel you.
Wolfies, I feel you bro.
Best of luck to you my boy.
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Get started freeTwan, you're representing the Golds. Wolfies, you're representing the Stars.
I got all my friends texting me right now.
Oh shit, really?
Well, Rose, don't let him down, dude.
I don't know.
He's a Gold 1.
I'm not sure about this. I don't know
How dare you request somebody to edge you bro, I don't even know you you want me to edge you
What if you're an 87 year old man?
No Me first no What if you're an 87 year old man? No!
Me first! NO!
Who just typed exclamation point and stream? Okay, Wolfie's gonna try to drone Tuan here. Wolfie's gonna tryaching the objective. Pause. Really good objective breaching. What is he? What?
Okay, he's definitely still, oh my God. That angle, that angle is tighter than my eye.
Marusi, shoot the Marusi, shoot the Marusi. Shoot the...
Shoot the Marusi.
Nice, oh my God, wait, Wolfies! We could have our first upset of the day! Twan's on about 68 feet right now. Really good start for Wolfies, representing the Silvers.
This is sort of a hard watch. Just walk it and plant! Walk it and plant!
There you go. Oh my god, it's literally one HP wolfies represent the Silvers and beat a gold one One is literally one HP Oh my god! Oh my god!
Woofies! Woofies!
My brother! You are a silver 5 beating a gold one!
Woofies, you're the gold one!
Don't jinx me, Jinxy! Don't fucking jinx me!
Okay, alright, alright, I know you're locked in. I know you're locked in. But Don't jinx me, don't jinx me.
Okay, all right, all right. I know you're locked in. I know you're locked in, but Wolfie, I just want to say I'm proud of you, bro. You are a heavy underdog. Heavy underdog. Now, Twan, um, what the fuck, bro?
Did you like that aim?
I was watching Wolfie's that round, but this round I'll watch you. Twan, um...
Yeah, it was horrible.
Oh my gosh.
Brother man, Twan, Twan, a lot of goals are really angry at you in the chat. A lot of goals are really angry.
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.
So, Twan, it's time to tighten up, dude. Also, Twan, what is your gamer tag? Is that Hasbura in the background? Or not Gamer Tag, Gamer Picture.
I have no idea.
I'm pretty sure that's Hasbura in the background. Chad, that is, right?
It's not Hasbura.
No, Chad.
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Yeah, it's Has big backstory behind that one.
Yeah, it's Hasbrilla as Kratos. Alright, chat, this round, I said to Chuan I would watch him. Chuan's the gold, remember. This could be a massive W for the silver gang. This could be a massive W for all the silvers out there if Wolfies could pull off an upset.
Like, I think the skill gap between silver and gold isn't that big but I do think
Considering wolfies is silver 5 the jump from silver 5 to gold 1 is pretty big
So it's pretty it's pretty big Get well soon. Yeah, I saw somebody type that the other day. I don't I Don't like thank you. I guess bro. What do you mean? What are you saying? All right, this round we're gonna be watching Twan the gold player. Really nice play by Twan, he's gonna buck into the breach. Wolfie's playing back at him.
Wolfie!
Wolfie! What an angle. What an angle. Wolfie's, but how's's your aim though brother? How's your aim? Here's him. Wolfies, you can put off a miracle right now and represent the city. He peeked in the wrong direction. Instead of just holding an angle, he decided to step out four feet, crouch, and then lean
the opposite direction. He like fully exposed his body when he did not have to do that. Fully exposed body. Wow. When was the diagnosis? What? What? What? What are you saying? Hey fatty, where's the predictions? First off, watch your tone. Second, you probably joined the stream too late bro. Okay, Twan, how are you feeling bro? You tied it up.
You feeling confident?
Oh, I don't know.
Mid.
You're feeling mid?
Yeah, I don't know.
So, not playing good right now.
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Get started freeInteresting. Is there any reason why you're not playing well, you feel?
I haven't been on the game in a few days.
I'm'm pretty nervous
Understandable, if you think about it, bro, even if you feel nervous wolfies is also probably a little bit nervous to
Five seconds to go. Yeah, I'm way too fucking nervous. Yeah
Y'all are both locked bro. Y'all are both locked
Good luck. Yeah
Yeah, I think this is has the the the the the
the the
the the Bro, don't tell me that. That's like telling me someone took a dump on my chest. It's all good because Madrid's just gonna bottle the league anyways. They're just gonna bottle the league, y'all. Even if Madrid's winning right now, they're gonna bottle the league, dude. Trust. Can I get a retweet? Check out that booger right there, dude.
I'm such a chad.
Alright, Tuan is at the objective here. Wolfies might walk down the...
Where is Wolfies?
Uh, Wolfies?
He attacked from the top down. Hey Jinxy, you look like Voldemort.
Wolfie's gonna walk down the main steps here.
Wolfie's trying to put up an upset and represent the Silvers. Twan, heavy favorite here as he is the highest division in gold. Wolfie's gonna walk down the main staircase.
Bad aim, oh. Oh my god!
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Wolfie's just flicked on his head! Oh
Wolfies
Holy fuck that might have been the greatest flick I've ever seen in the history of silver ever in my life
Dude the bait and switch worked by Tuan.
Tuan, that was a good bait and switch. You impacted the wall, then swung the door. You actually caught him off
guard.
Wolfie's just hit, like, the greatest flick in silver
history.
Now, this is set it up on 1v1, boys. This is set it up. This is set it up. This is going to go 3-3. I can feel it in the tip of my rod. Y'all are 18, right?
Oh, nah.
Janks, I'm 13, bro.
What 13 year old sounds like that? No, legitimately. Chat, I'm sorry, but dude, this guy's 13 and actually sounds like he could have his own radio show and he's 35. How is, it's not Jittyty he doesn't sound like a third, I'm sorry
What a 13 year old sounds like he's 30 Wolfies is winning two to the one right now. Twan pulling off one of the most generational fumbles in the history of Rainbow Six, seven. Abdul, I thank you for the prime, my boy. Love you, bro. Abdul, appreciate the prime, my baby.
There is a legitimate chance that Wolfies successfully pulls off this upset. He's got a two to one lead. He needs two more rounds and he secures the greatest upset of the day.
A bomb has been located.
Dude, I love Chalet. Chalet is such a like pretty map, bro. Like, you know what I mean? Chalet is probably like the coziest map in Siege. I wanna just like go here and drink a cup of like hot chocolate dill. Can I get a retweet?
Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on? Okay. Pretty interesting question there. Twan gonna walk up the blue steps. Tuan is the one playing with more pressure on him. Bro, that's the thing about you versus the rank you deserve is it's fun to be like the favorite or whatever, but it's honestly better to be the underdog because if if
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Get started freeWolfie's loses like it doesn't even matter he's supposed to lose but if Wolfie's wins it's like cinema the higher rank is kind of just playing for they're kind of just playing for like they either get embarrassed so they don't kind of thing you know what I mean?
Chat I feel like it's always better to be the underdog no matter what it's always better to be the underdog
Good drone work from Tuan. Really good drone work from Tuan. Goes to the wall, bang, misses! 48 seconds on the clock. Tuan representing the golds. Good yellow ping.
Good lion scan!
Alright, that's the best thing I've seen so far.
He hears him proning. Oh my god they're both 1 HP.
They're both 1 HP.
Okay.
I want to coach Tuan.
Okay.
Tuan I have a really good coaching advice that I'm gonna give you after the game, okay?
All right.
I can't give it to you now, cause it wouldn't be fair, but you keep doing this one thing bad, all right?
But good round, good round.
Chat, what he's doing is he keeps on shooting when he doesn't even see Wolfie. And all it does, bro, is it just messes up his recoil control and gives away his position. Like, I've seen multiple times throughout this game where Tuan is like shooting without a purpose.
It's not even really a prefire. He's just like, he's just shooting without even seeing him. Like, when he was in the Fenrir, he shot and then at the end there he shot without even seeing him. Like, all that does is when you shoot without seeing anything you get the kill probably 5% of the time and then 95% of the time you give away your position waste ammo and mess up your recoil. I think if Tuan wasn't doing that he'd probably be winning 3-1 right now.
The one round where Wolfie's flicked on him, that's uncontrollable. Wolfie's just absolutely flicked on him.
There's like nothing he can say.
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GOD!
I don't know, maybe because I'm a champ, bro.
SHUT YOUR STUPID ASS UP! Not a beer can, this is a bottle of water. Okay, Wolfie's gonna climb the ladder.
Great red ping from Tuan. I feel like Tuan should've yellow pinged though. Wait, Wolfie's just taking space here. I actually, I disagree with what I just said. That was a horrible red ping by Tuan. He should almost never be red pinging there because he already knows Wolfie's position.
I mean, unless he literally doesn't know the map, but he has like 300 games played of ranked. So I feel like he should know the map. Chat, it's not vodka. It's a bottle of water, dude. It's not a single bottle of vodka
that says San Pellegrino on it. Also chat, if I was sitting here just pounding vodka, I would be like unconscious. Guys, I'm taking a swig of this every round. What do you mean? Vodka. This is the best 1v1 yet.
The first 1v1 was a blowout. Two to two. Chuan opts to C4 this wall here. I'm guessing he wants to create another angle he can peek off of. I almost disagree
though because if he gets up this ground, Wolfie's could end up taking sight off of this. Both of these players are nervous as fuck. They both openly stated that. Wolfie's at the top of Mezzocine. He's gonna walk up here. Wolfie's gonna take a lot of space here. He could maybe blow this wall up with a heart breaching charge. Nice! Okay, that's good. Now he has an entry point into the clock.
Oh my god!
Bro he's actually good for a silver He is actually really good for a silver I'm not gonna lie. He's actually good for a silver Wolfies you might be like one of the best Silvers I've ever witnessed, brother.
Thank you, bro.
Do you have experience in other like FPSs or did you just play Siege?
I like only been playing Siege on the console. Like that's it.
Nothing else. You've never played like COD or anything?
No.
Actually, no, I have played COD. What the fuck am i saying i played all the war zones okay okay okay i don't know bro you you look better than like probably 95 of silver's eyewitness that's because i watch you and stomping my god bro appreciate that man all right bro one more round wolfies and you pull off uh one of the biggest upsets we've seen. You deserve it, you deserve history. Twan, how do you feel over that?
I mean, I don't know, it's pretty good.
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Get started freeWe're both nervous, bro. I don't know if I'm like gold skill level. I don't know.
You don't know if you're gold skill level, Twan?
Yeah, bro. Bro. But Twan, you're at the- We can do a silver and a- You're at the highest rank of gold
and you have a positive KD.
I don't know how I pulled it off.
Twan, don't beat yourself up, dude. You definitely deserve gold. Look, the only players you could say that don't deserve gold is like a gold five who literally has like a 0.7 KD and gets-
Bomb located by attack. Bro, you're gold one with a 1.1. You definitely deserve gold, dude. Don't beat yourself up, man, all right? Don't beat yourself up, dude. Everybody's had bad games, bro. Trust me, I'm known as one in 10 bad, bro, okay? Tattletwants wanted to beat himself up, bro.
That makes me sad. That makes me sad. Everybody has bad games. I'm literally known as one in 10 bad, dude.
All right, man.
Now see, now I'm kind of cheering for Twan, bro. That was sad. Now I'm kind of cheering for Twan. That was really sad. Yeah, Chad, hilarious, bro. That made me sad, dude.
I kind of want him to win now.
Come on, Tuan.
He didn't shoot the default cam, which I would say in a 5v5 is really bad, but in a 1v1, not really, because you don't want to give away your position unless you absolutely have to. Okay, as I said that he shot the cam.
I mean, to be fair though, I feel like in a 1v1 you should only shoot cams if someone's on the cam. If not, just take space. When is Rocket League? Probably in like an hour, maybe 45 minutes. Good yelping pink take space bro. I don't want one to lose man
Broke has flame wars on Bach, but that's chopped Good refire I'm gonna go up to the other side. I'm gonna go up to the other side. I'm gonna go up to the other side. I'm gonna go up to the other side.
I'm gonna go up to the other side.
I'm gonna go up to the other side.
I'm gonna go up to the other side.
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Get started freeI'm gonna go up to the other side. He should he should plan to draw wolfies forward come on Yes, let's go to one Well played one there you go, man Shit good day my boy But don't say you don't deserve gold dude. I've seen some trash goals., you definitely deserve gold bro, alright? Alright. Chat, Tuan is literally gold 1 with a 1.1k dmg. I mean like, if that doesn't deserve gold, then nobody deserves gold bro.
Chat, Tuan needs one more round to clutch this shit bro.
Oh he's gonna go Thor! Bro!
Chat, I didn't even know this. Bro, do y'all know Thor got a buff
Bro the thorns detonate like way faster. She's actually good now
All right, hopefully
Hopefully it's one could win this dude. Hopefully it's walkable in this Attackers need to locate and defuse as many bombs as they can. 10 seconds to go.
Was it a month ago? Bro chat, I was solo queuing ranked. I was solo queuing ranked like a week ago. And I hit barbed wire and I saw a thorn. And I immediately instantaneously died. And I remember I'm like, well, back in the day, thorn took like a full second to go off or like a second and a half or like two seconds. It was more than a month ago.
Well, I don't know, but I'm glad thorn got a buff because Thorne has a really unique gun. It's like the Yeah, what is her gun like the Uzi or whatever? I like her gun a lot, which is it's cool But like it always felt like you could never use Thorne, but now that she got a buff. She's actually usable Play Squirtle, I might. I don't know. I might, I might.
Good aim.
Yellow ping. I Don't think
Dude wolfies didn't shoot the default cam that might end up being a fatal mistake later on in the game He comes into the site now wolfies isn't sight What a game what a cinema game match point Juan playing the shield wolfies's might go for a plant. Come on Twan. He's laying down.
That was a good play there. Thank you bro, ggs. You're a fuc play, man. Thank you, bro.
GG's.
You're a fucking stud, man.
Wolfies, you're the best silver I've ever seen, dude. Hands down.
Yeah.
I think y'all both deserve gold. Like high gold, man.
Like high gold.
Hey, maybe we should run Rek later. Hey, maybe we should run Rek later.
Y'all should like, y'all should like add each other, bro.
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