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Breaking news!Here at Batshit Bonkers Britain we've got a lot to get through so keep up!First up, Makefield, Andy Burnham, now the Labour candidate.Labour didn't actually need a candidate for Makefield because they already had a Labour MP.He stood down in order that Andy Burnham can now run, so that Andy Burnham can become an MP and then challenge Keir Starmer for the leadership of the Labour Party.

Andy Burnham's now walking around Ashton, dressed like he's a homeless guy who got dressed probably in the dark, pretending that he couldn't be more Ashton.I've lived here, I was born here, I built that school, I know that library.My mum's buried over there.I don't even know what he's saying.

Keir Starmer is going to go into constituency and campaign for Andy Burnham, which is a brilliant laugh.I imagine Keir will be about as welcome as a rat on a cruise ship, or indeed an ex -wife at a wedding.In other news, Labour say they're going to introduce price caps in supermarkets on things like eggs and cheese.

Any decent economist will tell you this is a nightmare.It's a market distortion.A market distortion has strange impacts on different things.

The supply chain doesn't like a market distortion because it costs a lot to produce things.Energy prices are so high.Consumers don't like it.It makes them act kind of crazy.They hoard stuff when they think the supply chain is going to be impacted.And supermarkets need to find the money somewhere else.

You get even more shrinkflation.you get poorer quality goods all round.It's basically like having a cancer and putting a sticking plaster on it.It's not the answer.And finally.

Xmas pavilions in the West Country cancel Chubby Brown, 81 years old, one of the nation's best loved stand -up comedians, hurting no one.He had his tickets on sale.You want to go?You buy a ticket.You don't want to go?You stay home.

Well now there's new management and they say they want to be inclusive.Inclusiveof everybody who thinks the same thing as you do.Why are they the arbiter of what other people can hear?I urge you to support Chubby Brown and I will be going to Exmouth pavilions and I will be making my own one woman protest group.That's it my darlings, batshit bonkers Britain.