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First libretto of the day, without further ado. Now Chad, did I make myself clear on the ground rules? No more egghead, no more bald sack face, no more scrotum head, no more humpty dumpty, no more Jonjo Shelby. Are we locked in? Get well soon. Cool, mods ban them as well. There is no get well soon.

Guys, I'm well! I'm fine! It's not get well soon guys I'm well I'm fine it's not get well soon Berkeley today Berkeley today coming from Timmy now let me say this off the rip his gamer tag is Timmy he's probably in copper you're using a suppressor on a Rooney DMR congratulations, you're the first human being in the world to ever do that. Congratulations.

I didn't even know she had a suppressor.

What are you doing? What is it?

Wait a second.

He's cooking.

THAT! THAT IS PERFECT!

THAT IS PERFECT! THAT IS THE BEST ANGLE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! OH MY GOD!

Why'd he stop holding it? Why'd he stop holding it? Alright, I'm gonna take back everything I said, this guy's probably a champion.

The fact that he knows that an angle, this guy's probably a champion. The fact that he knows that an angle exists is probably a champion. I'm stealing this. I'm stealing this. That's the- DOWN BOY! I'm erect.

In my pants right now. That is the best angle I've ever seen in the history of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six

Seven.

Not a fart, that's my chair I'm feeling it's gonna get another kill I'm feeling it's Went to the roof! He went to the roof! YOU HEAR HIM ON THE STAIRS! Wait another smart angle? Another smart- Changing maps. No, no, it was so good and now it's so bad. It was so good though. Daddy, milk this Johnson.

OH MY GOD! I am using this angle every time I play cafe! OH MY GOD! I mean, dare I say, not best clip of the day because your aim did suck on Ash. Most creative clip of the day. Most creative clip of the day. This is why Siege is the greatest FPS of all time because you can create new ways to win every day.

He's getting Jackal trapped, what's he gonna do?

Let me give you a little bit of a pro tip

Timmy There is barbed wire and a blue sea on on white stairs and I've seen you death-staring white stairs for the last two minutes. SPOILER ALERT! NO ONE'S COMING UP THE STAIRS! AND IF THEY DO, YOU'LL KNOW ABOUT IT! WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE STAIRS?!

But still most creative

Fuck love this angle. I like wait good a zombie strategy. Oh good a zombie strategy You could make this angle tighter pause Pause, unpause. You could make it tighter though. You see him? You see him?

Behind the desk! Down to 15 seconds. 10 seconds to go. Five seconds. He's inside, jackass.

He's right.

No.

All right. All right. He's right! No.

Alright. Alright.

Bro, TantanoChamp, you just held the best angle ever, but then had the worst game sense and aim. So here's what my guess is. The only reason why you know that angle is because you probably saw it on TikTok. But, because of you, Timmy, I Just found the best angle on cafe. Thank you Timmy because of you I just found the best. I just found the best angle on cafe Love from Indiana see now. This is the wholesome positivity. I'm talking about Love from Indiana my boy scrambled

Preplaced drone. No. Okay. Let's boy scrambles pre-placed drone. Okay, let's see. Scrambles 91. Now this guy gave us a caption. I want everybody to pay attention. His caption said pre-placed drone, no utility on solar.

He's probably a high rank. Stop, if you're thinking like this, you're probably a high rank. Stop! If you're thinking like this, you're probably a high rank. By the way, who is finding this camera? It would take literally Prime Itachi with his Sharingan activated to find this camera. This is what I'm talking about. This is the level of passion I want to see you carrying into year 11.

This is the shit that wins games. Putting your drone on the floor? Cowards do that. Play the clip, Baldi. MONS! CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!

MONS! CLEAN THIS CHAT UP!

You're my favorite egg. Hate from the UK. Stop. This is what we call the art of taking space. Now, if my penis is correct, I believe you heard an enemy combatant footstep on the master bedroom doorframe. Let's rewind this 2.3 seconds.

You're gonna hear an enemy combatant in 3, 2, 1. If you didn't hear that footstep, you're a silver. All right, now you're sprinting too much. I can tell you're a Call of Duty player. Brother, there's 2 minutes and 38 seconds left, and you're in the objective. Let's slow this down a little bit. The only thing sprinting solves right now is giving away your position.

You're making way too much noise. Luckily for you, Goyo's probably playing through a Wii and or Kinect. On the rotation hole!

RIGHT!

Stop. This is such a simple round-the-win. On the rotation hole! way.

Stop.

The fact that Marusi doesn't kill you there tells me everything I need to know about this

rank.

You have a sledgehammer in your hands looking like prime Michael Myers and you don't die.

Left!

It's silver. I mean, it's not silver, but it's probably gold or black. Scrambles, what I will say out of you though, scrambles, I like how you're prepping cams and I like how you're taking space. What you've got to stop doing, scrambles, is when you're in the objective, slow it the fuck down.

Brother, there's two minutes and 38 seconds left. If you do that bullshit in my lobbies, if you do that in my lobbies, I'm going to hear you and rip your head off of your shoulders. Is that, do I make myself abundantly clear? We don't do that in champ. If you're in sight, you crouch. You don't run around and make noise. It's all about stealth, brother. Let's clean that up. Other than that, yes, I was listening to Springsteen by Eric Church. Holy Pete's all Absolutely, there is no ifs ands or buts about it We gotta clean that up point blank period into the next clip coming in from a lawn. Let's check it out

The other team has a Caveira this means this is automatically a low rank disagree argue with the wall i remember this guy this is the guy that does the sledgehammer window rush every game he does it every game and for some reason it works every time Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, like, I kind of want to try this. I feel like this strategy is good.

Laning down. Good grenade.

What? How does that work? What rank is it? What rank is that for that to work? Oh my God! I want every mod we have to permanently ban lawnmower from the stream.

I don't look like a goddamn sperm cell! Fuck! Holy shit! Alright, this is the loudest chair in North America. I did one micro movement and it goes like what? Okay, I like that you're pinging the legion mind.

My standards are low.

Yes. See, because you ping the leisure mind, Hobart was able to shoot the Guma. Yes.

See, because you pinged the leisure mine, Habata was able to shoot the goo mine. It's that easy.

It's that simple.

Really good aim. Not only that, really good recoil control too. Milk my titties. We're looking good. He shot to cut off the noise of him vaulting in the breach. There's a legitimately high chance this is champion.

Never mind. You're using a rubber ducky charm? Brother, that right there is the lowest skill charm in the game. If somebody's using this charm, they're automatically bronze. Nevermind! HE'S IN CHAMPION! I have never, and I mean never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, Never mind. He's a champion! I have never, and I mean never, in my life, seen somebody with a rubber ducky charm play that good. Oh my god! Oh my god! I've never seen that! I've never fucking seen that man! Oh my god!

Wow! Rubber ducky charm?

Next thing for the day. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Next thing you know, you're dead.

Stop!

You're spinning around. What are you doing?

You have the composure of a deer in fucking headlights. With a 2,000 ton semi-truck barreling down the highway. You're the deer. You're spinning. What are

you doing? What are you doing? was a good idea to clip this and then show Are we fucking serious? All right 1v2 now this this will be respect if you clutch this All right asking politely.

Perchance, are you aiming with your dick?

Because bro, I don't know if you can't control the sensitivity or if you haven't been on season six months. This isn't a clip. Chat's gonna be typing, L bully, but this is about improvement. I don't even know what I'm- this aim is sucked. How many bullets did you reload with? How many bullets did you reload with?

We don't reload with 12 bullets under no circumstance ever! Do you understand me UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE EVER DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME MOTHERFUCKER WE DON'T RELOAD WITH 12 BULLETS PERIOD

We're landing on the same spot

Okay Okay, zero out of ten. You want me to be honest? The first guy wasn't looking at you, you whiffed. The second guy wasn't looking at you, you whiffed and got the kill. The third guy, you killed him on a four foot gunfight. That's a zero. Brother, with all due respect, and that is with all

due respect, this is a zero out of 10 clip. Nothing about that clip was inspiring. Nothing about that clip was motivational. Nothing about that clip was funny. Zero out of 10. In every sense of the word, zero out of 10. Darío channel. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Yeah channel I see you. I see you. Now channel here is a first time clipper. Let's see what you got channel. Let's see. I always, always love when I see a first time brings a tear down my lap always. Alright let's check it out. Okay this is looking a little bit shaky. If my ears aren't mistaken, which they never are, there's an enemy combatant on the A bombsite window crouched

What did I say

For last operator you have the diffuser there's no reason to peek here

Standing. Oh my god twitch. take a dump on my face, please.

Yeah, this is another 0 out of 10. Everyone involved, and I mean everyone involved, is horrible at this game. I don't know if I've ever seen a worst execution of a plant and a cover ever That was disgusting legitimately Okay, this makes it better this makes it slightly better I'm not gonna lie this is a cute kid I'm not even gonna hold you. This makes it slightly better, dude.

React, I can help you get diamond. I'm a real plat. Is this a Rock Lee clip? Let's check it out. Dude, let's see. Male, let's see what you're working with, dude. Let's see what you're working with.

I'm a real plat? What does that even mean? So you're plat? Are you saying I'm not a real plat okay the clip starts off with you allowing a goal Yeah right! A platinum player can speed boost, yeah right!

If you're plat, I like men! There is no way this guy's black! Actually that kind of wasn't a speed flip maybe this guy's plan Okay, you're boot starving him.

Alright bro, this is the longest- this is the lon-

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD! You're not even good! You're not good!

Okay, that was clean. Tap it.

Yeah, bro. Okay, that was clean.

Tap it.

Yeah, bro. Congratulations. Most mid clip I've ever seen in my life. But maybe you are black because at first, shush your mouth. Yo bro, your gamer tag is some grippy. Sending to spies from Germany.

Your gamer tag is some grippy.

Alright dude.

Watch your language please. Yeah, what boost is that? Yeah, what boost is that?

What boost are you using? I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it.

I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it. Great question man. Great question. Oh, yeah, we're six hours into the stream

We're six hours in

This is a low fucking rank this is a low fucking rank Three players first off your gamer tag is playing with franks second three players missed the ball what rank is that bronze I

Stand corrected

Is that a goat or a cow? I stand corrected. I stand corrected. I thought that was going to be bronze. I'm out of control. I thought that was going to be bronze. My God!

Next clip of the day! Chat, next clip of the day! GAT. Clip's like already over. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what the hell are these clamps bro oh my god next one today coming in from Long Chode. That's not even possible.

No!

It's not loading! Oh my god, my Xbox is breaking! Bro, my Xbox is breaking dude. Cortez thank you for the prime dude. Duelers thank you for the tier 1 dude. This is why PS5 is better.

It's actually not better. We've tried doing clips on PS5 years ago and the clips take up half the screen. It literally is shit. On Xbox it take up half the screen. It literally is shit. On Xbox it takes up the full screen. PlayStation is literally inferior in every way, shape, or form. Yo chat, you want a space in your gamer tag?

Can't do it on PlayStation. Can do it on Xbox. Oh, you want to make a party chat in literally 0.4 seconds? Can't do it on PlayStation. Can do it on xbox oh you want to make a party chat in literally 0.4 seconds can't do it on playstation can't do it on xbox oh you want to toggle to spotify in 0.3 seconds to play a song and you can adjust the volume right there oh can't do it on playstation can't do it on xbox xbox mugs station malt next to that next to it Valorant on console now I'm gonna be honest if you play Valorant on console I

legitimately think there's a 2% chance you're either a current criminal or an ex-convict because bro who would play Valorant on console there's got to be something wrong with you okay why does he look kind of flicky why does he look kind of flicky is this guy him. Alright, no! No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! Absolutely not!

That is not a controller player. See bro, this is the problem with Valorant on console. It's absolute cheating. It's not a controller player. It's a game. It's a game.

It's a game.

It's a game. ABSOLUTELY NOT! That is not a controller player. See bro, this is the problem with Valorant on console It's absolute chad muffins like yourself that you sip Chat this isn't controller that's not good Jonah

One enemy remaining

You can't see him on Val Well, he's cheating no cuz he's he's not legit He's doing something a if he's not cheating. He's trying he's doing he's doing something Because bro, bro, if he's not cheating, he's at least trying to cheat or some- Cause chat! There's- There is no goddamn universe where that's legit. Not a single one. There's no universe.

Not one.

Obvious cheater, Amosis. Wait. Vateran has Amosis? Vateran has Amosis? Are we dead, Raz? this Dr. Dre, don't you stand there, operate. That right there is a Siege X champion charm. This guy's gonna be good. Now, he's using Warden, which literally everyone does,

but it's because Warden's broken. I'm a window. You're cooked! He knows your exact position. Rest in peace. Okay, so this guy is either Cronus or the best controller player to ever exist. Okay, what the fuck was that? Oh my God. He just quoted them.

He just wanted them, bro. But I just, is he legit? You see the,. He just broke. He just actually That was a quad in like 12 seconds Bro, the first kill was the most sauce. I'm not gonna lie The other kills were not that sus, but I'm gonna keep it a buck. The first kill was very fucking sucks

Very sucks like incredibly sus You could never shut the hell up My tip is tomato red right now JP appreciate you for letting me know that bro JP what's the point of typing that again? AJ with the prime AJ with the prime PJ with the prime was what with the prime. What's what a type of that? What's what a type of that? Who do you think you are?

Didn't somebody say that to Moose? Yo brother, how's your day going man? Ummm 8 out of 10. Jinxie let me revive your sex life. Already saw that.

I think you typed that the other day. Yo, brother, I'm good, man. Appreciate the offer, but I'm actually gonna pass on that. Thank you for the offer. All right, these are the clips I like to see when you're in the thick of it. 3v5 scenario, match point, there's Grim bugs everywhere, there's a floor I still haven't Why are we aiming at dick and balls level?

Is there any reason? Why are we aiming at dick and balls level? Do you want to be bronze forever?

Aim your gun up! Wait a minute, that's a diamond charm actually. Got him. Wait a minute. Best clip of the night!

Oh my god! A actual 1v4!

Wow!

Uh, One Piece enjoyer. Why is TeeNemo thinking about- Chat, want to know which one piece character has the most aura We're gonna say it on three two one three two one Aokiji Aokiji Aokiji dude Aokiji. Aokiji, dude. Aokiji.

Zoro, Luffy, Shanks. Nah, it's Aokiji. In terms of pure fucking aura, it's Aokiji.

Trust.

How about instead of saying, bro thinks he's a good streamer. All right, bro. Yo, I hope you're enjoying your weekend as well. How about instead of saying, bro thinks he's a good streamer, why don't you come into the chat and be like, hey Jinxie, how's your weekend going? Somebody said Levi. I said, One Piece, not Titan.

We already know Levi absolutely mogs. We already know Levi absolutely mogs. We already know Levi absolutely mogs. That's not new information. That is not new information, dude. Everybody and their mother knows Levi mogs. Bro chat, I have a massive booger lodged in my nose but for the life of me I just can't get it

out of there.

I have an absolutely gigantic booger lodged in my left nostril but I can't get it out

of there.

Next one today coming in from Mr. Boom. Mr. Boom let's see what you got.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Boom! Boom!! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Brat, they're gonna 5-get this. Stop. What the fuck is this plant strat?! Wait, y'all are actually cooking. Osa, Gridlock, Capitao, Grim, with the smoke? They don't have any C4s either. Wait, y'all are actually cooking, never mind.

Alright, listen to me and listen to me clear. Your grenade privileges are revoked for the remainder of 2026. If your teammate is entering the window, why'd you throw a grenade?

What are you doing? I'm bringing you over.

If your teammate is flying through a window, maybe don't throw the nade in the window, dimwit. I'm a defuser. Nevermind, it all makes perfect sense. For a moment I was confused. Nevermind, it all checks out. You're actually protected at all costs.

Reloading!

So you clipped yourself Killing a teammate then getting one kill And then you abruptly ended the clip which means you guys probably sold a 1v3 I I'm blown away I I'm blown away

I'm i'm blown away