Your TERRIBLE Clips...

Send in some clips. Let's get it. Let's go. We're 15 minutes early first clip of the day coming in from lawn Oh my god, it's him again Lawn, why do you only play seeds to rush with sled shotgun? What are you capable of providing me with any other clip other than this? Brother brother brother lawn. I've racked it like five of your clips every time it's just you rushing with sled shotgun is there a rock in your head

that's not an optimal way to play the game gotta keep my look I'm not gonna rage today I'm gonna have perfect cortisol doesn't shoot the camera why what is the point of playing siege if you're not gonna improve one the camera is right above you do you have eyes Stop. Lon, ask yourself this, have you ever seen a pro do this? I'll answer it for you, no! No pro has ever done this! Ever!

In the history of this game! Stop doing this strat why is this movement kind of good rewind that why is his movement kind of good he literally made the perfect decision here I'm not exaggerating why is this movement good Xbox don't do this.

Xbox don't do this.

That's perfect movement.

He, dude, because he knows his shotgun had to reload, he prone behind the pool table for half a second and then pop back up. That was perfect decision making. I'm not even trolling.

Good nade. Wallbang.

Does he know I'm here? good nade wallbang does he not have a headset how do you not hear the explosion behind you what rank what rank yet, what rank is this?

Zero out of ten clip.

No one in the lobby has any brain cells, bro.

Actually, three out of ten. Your movement was good. Hi, Vyse. I'm not opening a case right now. What is this profile picture? Hi guys stop!

Enough!

Chat, tell me what that profile picture was? Hive mind and sperm head? I mean are we serious? Chat are we we serious? Are we legitimately serious? Gold, gold, gold.

He didn't get a gold. He didn't get a gold. He's playing a very... Stop, stop, stop. Brava, why are you aiming at the floor? If you see an enemy, what's gonna happen?

Are you just gonna shoot the floor

Left left

Bravo how much weed have you smoked? no one's there this is the worst this is the worst human being to ever play this game brother he's not even scoping in he's just like a wandering toddler stop rewind that microanalyze this. Jarvis, jerk it a little. He sees Valkyrie, right? Clear as day. Everybody can see Valkyrie.

Matter of fact, Stevie Wonder can see Valkyrie.

So what does he do?

He aims at a wall. Yet again! Does anybody wanna improve? Or should I just shut the stream off? He makes direct eye contact with Valkyrie. This isn't even like bad gameplay.

This is like, not even human. human So never mind that's a zero out of ten. Ah, what was AHHHHH! What was- No, you didn't. How does Xbox not have any security whatsoever?

Was that my head or a pair of nuts?

I don't understand. Is there anyone out there that's like moderating Xbox literally anybody is Any human being out there moderating Xbox? What language is this the Bruna? What language is this? What language is this? Chat Oh Brunaona what is that Oh Brona what language chat what language what language polish go that Go! That was clean. Okay that's definitely Polish.

Stryzal na bramki. Stryzal na bramki. Guys um I like with all due respect bro I don't look anything like Voldemort You can't just crudely paste my face over Voldemort and think people aren't gonna notice twins real image so accurate I Can't unsee that so when y'all are sitting there watching Harry Potter and you see Voldemort you actually think of my face Guys, I'm not that ugly.

I'm not that disgusting. I'm not that gross. Yes, every time. Wand reveal when? So I'm sure that you're not referring my wand. I'm sure you're probably referring my penis.

We are never doing a wand reveal, guys. Thanks for showing me the entire intro. Next clip of the day. This guy sends in a three minute clip. We have the whole intro, the whole operator pick face, and we even have the music. Guys, there are editing softwares out there.

Like, you can edit your clips. Why is this the longest clip in mankind? Oh, heavens, Betsy, and never use the SMG-12 again. I mean, guys, I've said this a million times, why do players with the worst recoil control use guns with the highest recoil? I don't understand. Using 10 seconds to insertion.

Five seconds.

Shields up. Bomb located by off force.

I'm reloading.

Is this

your first day on earth? I've been watching your gameplay for the last 20 seconds and like it's I don't even know Like I don't even how'd you get a platinum charm? Did you hop onto your brother's account? Mike Evans got traded! One more person says that, I'm ending the stream!

I know! Welcome back. Don't hit the ground. You can't.

You can't hit the ground.

You can't hit the ground.

You can't hit the ground. You can't hit the ground. rewind the skill rewind the skill i wish xbox clips had slow motion rewind the skill watch watch this close out of your xbox buy a lottery ticket you're the luckiest human being on this planet you are the luckiest human being on this fucking plan how is that a headshot how in kitchen in kitchen in all right hang it up do me a favor bro quit now how did he get a plat

how did he get a platinum chart? Are plat players that bad?

No, they're not.

They're not. They're not. I'm telling you, he had to have got like on his brother's account or something. I guarantee it. I'm telling you, he got on his brother's account or something. There is no reason that a plat player should ever be that bad.

Mike Evans got traded, again, for the 9000th time I'm fully aware. I've never been more aware of anything in my life. I know Mike Evans got traded. Thank you for telling me again. Alright, so this clip got off to a roaring start. So typical Ash player, we're 20 seconds into the round, you rush site, you don't even take

the time to put out your primary gun, and you sprint directly into a frost map. So you're terrible. Why-

What's the clip?

What's the-

Stop. Why the fuck do you guys have three shields in one hallway what is this I don't know if I have the best years in the world, but I'm 99% sure legions flanking staircase. I'm gonna vomit I'm going to fucking vomit And we got blue balled. I really wanted to see how that ended. I- Kirby, why would you blue ball? I really wanted to see how that ended.

That had all of the makings to be the worst clip of all time. I'm not even kidding. Two different clips, react to both. Bro, what do you mean react to both? Nobody gets two clips in a session. Two clips react to both. Okay, 1v4, now I'm invested.

Now I'm invested. Tote, thank you for the Prime, daddy. daddy what are you doing sir they're inside friendly operator remaining left left up for the deployed okay changing his position he gets a killed and Run! OPFOR last operator standing.

Located the defuser, destroy it. of Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You I'm gonna go get a drink. Okay, where's the clip at? Close right! Close right of that door! Close right of this door 100% How did you manage to throw a c4 out of bed how do you even manage to do this bro how Look bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. Second best clip of the day. Second best clip of the day.

Still muted, still muted. Chat, do y'all think this works? No like legitimately, do y'all think this works? No like legitimately, do y'all think this works? Chat try that. No legitimately try that. Send that to a girl.

Actually no don't do that, don't do that. Chat don't do that you might get arrested. Don't do that. Poppo John let me see. Please speed I need this. This is not speed stream bro. This is not speed stream, bro.

It's not speed stream, dude. This is the only thing I want. Mike Evans traded. Jacob, I can tell you just strolled in here and were thinking about like ruining my day. Jacob, I already know Mike Evans got traded.

I've known for 30 minutes now Could just tell by how this guy's moving This is by far the best player of the day Not even close like you can just instantly tell like this guy actually has his wits about him Really good aim.

Really good aim!

Really good aim. Wow, you checked! Brother, you checked for the cap can and saw it! That's the fastest I've ever seen somebody ruin a clip! The clip was good and then you ruined it! Check- look, he checked! Look!

He checks, sees the cap can, then runs- Brother, if you're gonna check for- If you're gonna check- If you're gonna check for a cap can't really check like don't just do it really check take a second Shut up to this guy man Shut up to this guy

Travel they get it back you you're so disgusting shut up shut up, dude. Shut up, dude Seriously, shut up, dude. Shut up, dude. Seriously, shut up.

Mogged, mogged.

Tego, think of a prime sub, Tego. Finish the clip. The clip's over, bro.

Shut up!

Any tips, any tips, any tips? All right, let's see your clip, bro. Chat, you know what I need, bro? You know what I need 2026 chat I just need an e kitten Chat I need an e kitten, do you feel what I'm saying bro? Chat it might be time for a Valorant era, might be time for a Valorant era Hunter they gave me 2-1

Chat can I get a retweet? Can I get a retweet? Can I get a retweet?

Okay, your aim is mediocre and your opponents are bad See here's the problem when you're peeking this tight of an angle with a gun that has as much recoil as the F2, your aim basically needs to be perfect to get the kill.

What a whore. He just wallbang-ing

It's just luck it's pure luck.

Oh my god, I'm about to fart. I'm about to fart. I'm about to fart. I'm about to fart. Oh my god I'm about to fart. See anybody that would listen? Anybody that would listen? Anybody that would listen? Come on, bro. I want to do clips. Why is my clips not working? Chat I'm not opening cases yet relax 5k win clutch brother did you send me a fucking YouTube clip next I'm coming in from Dexter Dexterxter, let me see. Dexter, zero ping. Definitely a Fortnite kid. Alright, stop. I love that you didn't red ping Valkyrie. I already love that. Did you just red ping after I just said to not red ping?

Did you just red ping after I just said to not red ping? No he yellow ping, he yellow thing he yellow thing. Sorry

Stop aiming so high. I like my god

You go on the camera. You see that he's crouched. Why are you wallbanging head level? Why?

But you even know do you think do you think in your head you're on the camera you see that he's crouched chill no I'm not gonna fucking chill you see that he's crouched and then't like wall bang clips guys. It's just luck Is this AI bro, this is is this a real cat But I'm not trolling that looks like Kevin Hart that looks like Kevin Hart on a cat mugged mugged Chat am I the only one that sees that?

Am I the only one that sees that, chat? It is Kevin Hart. What do you mean, no shit?

It is Kevin Hart, right?

It is. Okay, it is, it is. I wasn't 100% sure. It looked like Kevin Hart.

Alright, there's a lot to unpack on this clip here already. First and foremost, why the fuck are we using Amaru shotgun red dot?

Second, why is your teammate acing open the bunk wall from big window?

I already know it's actually crazy.

I already know this is going gonna be a horrible clip.

What is this? Ace, J Lawrence 004. You're getting a voice message shortly after this, J. So what does breaching this wall accomplish? Does anybody know, Chad?

Anybody?

Literally nothing. Breaching this wall makes it to where the defenders have an easier way to see you when you enter site. Breaching this wall is literally terrible. Go through the flash. It was J Lawrence, of course it was.

I forgot Ace had flashes. Okay, J Lawrence Lawrence died of course. What's happening? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Are they having sex? Vigil's scooting! He's scooting in the corner walk see what did I say and right here this explains everything

literally everything got explained chat yep boom it all makes sense now I was saying it's like you can just see a clip and watch for that's why I love this

game you can watch for one second and you for, that's why I love this game.

You can watch for one second and you just know it's a low rank. You don't even have to watch the whole thing. Like there was so much insane. This is one of the most interesting builds I've ever seen. I can't tell if he's like 30 or like 16. This is one of the most interesting builds I- what do you mean MOGGED? You guys say MOGGED anytime there's a

human being on the screen. Like I actually think you guys would say MOGGED if you saw like a brick wall. Sarah, thank you for the prime. Drifter, thank you for the prime. Drifter, thank you for the prime. Pet, thank you for the prime. Guys, not everything's a mob. What is this?

Every, Minecraft, okay. Minecraft.

Ahem.

It's actually good rain. It's actually good rain. I'm confused. What did I miss?

Did I miss something?

Aura? Oh, it was like an air dribble? It was an air dribble? Air dribble and MC? I see. Guys, all right, look, let me me say this we had our fun while it lasted

yeah this spermhead thing I'll give it to y'all this was funny for two days okay chat I'm out the other day I'm out the other day with my buddies golfing right and chats gonna say cat because it's impossible for you to have a friend I understand I'm out the other day with my buddies golfing and before we start the round I'm on the driving range. This kid's passing by on the sidewalk on a golf cart and says and I quote, what up sperm

head and just keeps driving. I chat, God can strike me down if I'm lying. What up sperm head and keeps driving. Like not even a what's up, not even a haha, I'm just kidding man. No, I never saw him again. So this is at a public golf course, by the way, in front of like grandparents.

This kid drives in a golf cart and said, what up sperm head? Never saw him again. He didn't come back. He didn't say I'm kidding man Just drove off. What up sperm hat?

I

Don't even know what his face look like. I just heard it in turn Do a golf stream terrible idea, why should I do a golf stream so someone in my chat can like Attack me or something?

I'm not doing IRL stream chat. I don't trust any of you guys

Do you read the chat?

Bro, I don't trust I'm never doing IRL again. I Don't trust anyone in here. I

Went live and someone said thanks I can finally goo like I'm not doing IRL stream that's why we drone like that's why we drone wait you sent in a match replay clip? Next clip guys, no match replay clips, please! If a moment happens in a game, clip it bro. Don't do a fucking match replay clip man. I despise you, thanks bro, appreciate it. Happy Monday to you too. Just wait until the charity match.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Yo bro, HiVice, report him to like the FBI. Just wait until the ch- like, bro, what? Is that like a threat on my life? HiVice, I'm pretty sure we have grounds for a lawsuit here. Just wait until the charity match, period. That's all he types. What the hell does that even mean? Legitimately, bro. Are you threatening my life? I have to know

Like I don't want to go What does that mean? I? Will find you what a waste of space Mind you this is the first message. This guy's's typed in the stream. What a waste of space. Next message, please. Let me bust on your head.

No. Mikey, diggity barda. All right, chat, next one coming in from Bentley. Bentley, Bentley, Bentley.

Voice message.

Chat, I don't know if you guys could hear but he is like literally 14 maximum. His voice message was 1v1 me right now. Please don't act tough dude.

Alright.

When have I ever acted tough? I've never once given off that vibe. Wait this kid. I've never once given off that vibe Got it in Wait this kid, okay, if I 1v1 this kid I might actually lose He looks kind of good, he looks good. Bentley, I see you Bentley.

See his foot.

Yeah, I don't know if I would've won without this kid. His aim's actually solid. Good positioning here too. Not exposing himself to any. Yeah, I mean... Dare I say clip of the day?

I mean...

Aside from that profile picture. Dare I say clip of the day? Chat, can anyone in the chat surpass that though? Like chat, really dig deep. Guys, go to your clips,

find your best clip you've ever hit. Like, I wanna see a 10 out of 10 today. Cause that clip was like an 8. Speedy kia ora, thank you for the gift tip. Thank you for the gift tip.

Mogged, mogged.

I want to dig in your asshole Mods just honestly just bad just report him forget the band just report him. Let's just get it banned on twitch in general. I Know you can't type that into it. I know for a fact that's against guidelines Speedy Kyoto big they get a bad gift appreciate it

Got ready Thank you, oh

My god, okay. this is the best clip Good grim usage good grim usage. What did grim say?

Got a knife.

Brother man, brother man. I mean clip of the day. Clip of the day. Clip of the day. I mean hands down clip of the day. Really? There's about an 11% chance I just came in my pants.

Jinxie Stinks with the 10 gifted. Jinxie Stinks with the 10 gifted. Jinxie St stinks with the 10 gifted. Jinxie stinks with the 10 gifted. Jinxie stinks with the 10 gifted. Wjinxie stinks at a chat. Wjinxie stinks at a chat. Auster, thank you for the prime sub Auster, appreciate you. YouTube stream, I'm live on YouTube. I've been live on YouTube. Get in there, man. I mean, I know you're an ass player and like by default you have to be an idiot, but have

you even thought about droning? Brother, you're just venturing into the unknown. Blake Carter, I'm almost there. Again, bro, it's like there's people in the chat that need to be banned. But then there's other people who literally need to be like Analyzed mentally like you are deranged Why are people retweeting it you shot the out of clone? Are you dumb?

Go to rain! Close wrap.

Right!

Right! close right right right brother you can't hear shit you can't hear shit can you I apologize I did not know DJ was in that quarter I beat four out of ten why I

Beat four out of ten. Why are we clipping this round?

How many times did you drone zero you shot it out of my clone you whiffed multiple times you potato

Like what is this bro? What is this?

Nice here today coming in from Mary. That might be the longest gamer tag I've ever seen. What about, what about? Good fake. Wow, really good fake.

Wow.

Really good, really good fake. I'm not even gonna hold you. Really good fake. Yo, Nathan, thank you for the tier one, Nathan. Nathan, do me a favor, kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantic. Dollar bills, thank you for the tier one, Nathan. Nathan, do me a favor, kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantic.

Dota bills, thank you for the prime sub, dota bills. Lonely, thank you for the prime sub, loaded, appreciate you. Almost out of the 100k! That is insane, bro. That is insane. Wait, stop. Do you have a rubber ducky charm by any chance? All right, so Chad he's using a rubber ducky charm which means is the highest rank you could possibly be a silver Also this Mira setup is like atrocious like literally awful and there it is boom it all makes perfect sense now copper copper bronze bronze bronze copper bronze bronze copper copper see what I

mean like I could just I could just say it soon as I see the rubber ducky charm I could just tell you what rank it is. Don't tell me that's the whole clip. Don't tell me that's the whole clip. Don't tell me that's the whole clip. Don't tell me that's the whole entire clip. Don't you dare. Open cases dude.

Stop rushing me. God I hate being rushed he got two two wall bangs you're the luckiest player of all time how do you get two individual wall banks she's She's up all night to get sound. Pure skill daddy. It's love dude. Chat it's love.

All right.

I want to express I'm gravely concerned. He's using reflex on the P90. I've never even seen that before, chat. And if you look at the top of the screen, it's a casual game, which means he probably has an unlock ranked. Everybody, That might have been one of the sloppiest kills I've ever seen.

Insight!

Insight!

INSIGHT! THEY ARE INSIGHT! THEY ARE INSIGHT!

THEY ARE INSIGHT! of death of death of death of death

of death of death of death death of death

of three five five five

five The The fact that you're 10 and 1 in this lobby literally sends chills down my spines. The fact that you're by far the best player in the lobby actually scares the shit out of me. Like that is terrifying. That is legitimately horrifying bro. Lewis, thank you for the follow. Best clip of the day? Yeah, that's a pretty loose sentence there. I don't know if I would agree.

Okay, this is what I would call like a Star Wars scope. I don't really see people ever using this like seriously. Good aim. Wait a minute. Okay. got it aim glancing glancing right got it aim. Glancing glancing.

RIGHT!

Got it aim.

Defuse defuse defuse defuse. Not bad bro. Hey, not bad dude. Not bad bro, legitimately not bad. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go seven out of ten not a bad clip not a bad clip at all by any means

not a bad C4 lineup. Like I see the vision here. Very smart. very well played. You can use your ability.

Oh!

I was going to say, why are you peeking that?

Not bad! Oh, I was gonna say why are you not bad? Good a my god for last outstanding

Okay, really good fundamental player Not bad at all. Was that deer bleeding? What was that?

What?

See how deep they come into prime. Mike Evans was traded and thanks man. I didn't know

Dude, you're the first person to tell me that there definitely has not been 800 people that have told me mike evans was traded

Bro, thanks like legitimately if you wouldn't have came in here and said that I would have had no idea. Thanks, man

Bomb located by op four Hi guys, what are you doing? Bye. No, don't you dare, don't you dare, don't you dare, HiveEyes, HiveEyes, STOP! HiveEyes, STOP! This is not your stream, HiveEyes! This is not your stream, HiVice! This is not your stream! Move the camera back! Move it back! Jack, can we stop typing MAUG'd? I mean, come on. Seriously, guys. Can we stop typing mocked? Okay, stop.

It's two to one and it's match point, which means it's casual, which means there's a 90% chance this guy doesn't have ranked unlocked because who the fuck would choose to play casual. He's champ? He's not champ. If that's a charm that looks like champ, he's not champ. That's a charm that looks like champ.

He's not champ. A lot of people use that charm to gaslight people. Good rain.

We don't, we don't, we don't.

Good rain.

Love that we're using our goggles. Like a lot of warden players have like four brain cells so they don't use their goggles love that using your goggles In if he's in he jumped in he jumped in Okay, there's another one on the window. That's my bad, bad call.

Goggles, goggles, goggles!

Goggles! You are warden! You brain-dead idiot! Just use your goggles and peek This is what i'm talking about. This is what i'm talking about right here Average warden player I'm not opening cases yet. Stop rushing me!

Thank you, could you shoot the drone? You were looking at this drone for like 8 years.

Thank God you shot it. Where's the clip?

Are you just sitting here?

Where is the clip? He's not on the window anymore, asswipe! Op 4, last operator standing. Thank god you used your goggles! Fuck!

Clear as a limestone spring.

Alright, brother, I'm gonna be honest. Nothing about this clip was inspiring honest Nothing about this clip was inspiring Nothing about this clip was motivational. Nothing about this clip had any potential to it, bro

quit now

Brother you got yinged and didn't put on your goggle Again chat like if you think I've ever once looked like this, you just have no ball knowledge. I've never, chat, what do you mean, mogged? So what, I got mogged by my 500 pound self? What does that mean?

I got mogged by my 500 pound self? What the hell does that mean? Chat, we're gonna do 10 more minutes of clips and then we'll do cases. Everybody get off my cock. We might do some Agario runs too. We might do some Agario runs.

Potentially. High fives, high fives. I'm gonna do cases! Relax high fives! Alright, these are the clips I love because there's 15 seconds left it's a 2v2 scenario anybody can look good normally how good do you play when there's pressure on how do you

play how good do you play when there's pressure on 15 seconds left all right man you got 10 seconds I don't know why we're crouch walking

You have eight seconds, why are you crouch walking?

You have four seconds, I mean

Anybody home? There's no time for this Run in the site. What are you doing? Dead head in there you dick RUN IN THE SIGHT! What are you doing? 2 seconds left. GET IN THERE YOU DICK! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT?! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, In my- That is individually the lu- DO NOT PLAY HOW HE PLAYS, CHAD! That is the luckiest human being to ever touch a controller. EVER! That is horrible! He gets a no scope headshot wallbang. I don't know if I've ever seen that. Literally enters the site with two seconds left and starts aimlessly shooting without scoping in by the way which messes up

his accuracy by about 500% and still gets a headshot. I've actually seen it all. I have legitimately genuinely seen it all. Sharpies thank you to prime to boss. Thank you, but it's your one bros jealous. I'm not jealous That's gonna work one out of every eight thousand times that clip was literally one in eight thousand What an eight thousand if you should do that seven thousand nine hundred ninety nine other times it would fail sending love from Florida thank you legends yo hey let's get some W's let's turn this chat around let's make this a positive environment thank you man L High-vis types ban that fucker. Okay. Have us cool

So just stop you have not droned a fucking thing it's always good to be flashing these doors instead Good vision on the back. Not bad kid. Not fucking bad at all kid. Not bad kid

Really what wait, wait, wait, wait, wait what? Why are these turning into like the luckiest clips ever what is happening?

I completely lost my train of thought dude. Who is that bro? Is that even real?

Is that a real?

I'm such a fucking child chat. Yeah. Who is that? Who is that?

Who is that who is that

Bara That's your girlfriend Queen of Norway Norway But I gotta go to the Norway do chat chat is anybody the chat from Norway or like Finland you know what though chat I don't even like bro chat I don't even you know I'm saying guys you know what I got bro I'm gonna get a chat I'm gonna get onorant. I'm gonna get on Valorant this week, and I'm gonna find an e kitten

We're literally gonna do a Valorant stream this week where we just try to find an e kitten I'll be barking and everything bro. Yeah, that's literally all I'm gonna try to do this week oh God no dear god please stop shut up bro only tortas what what guys clips are lagging it might be case time clips finally froze clips finally froze it might be case time open up we got one more one more clip chat, maybe two more clips then case time If we don't get a goal today, I'm going to fucking lose it

Yeah, so you could have literally added that out of the clip. That did not help your case. The mission has been compromised. It's starting to change.

Got an A. The defuser is down. Good day. Good day.

See bro, you should have just cut out the first part.

Good day. Someone exposed you. Bro, why didn't you just edit it? Why would you keep this in the clip

Why would you keep that in? Oh my god, zero out of ten. Why would you keep that in? Oh my god, zero out of ten. Alright, see you guys in the next clips.