‘Yung isa!’ - Dogshow Divas with Baus Rufo & Macoy Dubs - Joy Barcoma (pt. 1 of 2) with Pitik Queen

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Oh my God!

Oh my God! It's Majoy Dobs!

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Welcome back to me!

I was laughing at the villain, because you're already done. Okay, so Joy is here because Makoy is not available. The scheduling is crazy right now. I think this episode will air sometime mid-April,

but we are shooting this March 13.

It's Friday the 13th!

There!

You're just imagining things.

You're not even in the frame!

So that's why you're here. Thank you so much for answering the call. I thought that was for the last episode. You know, our ritual here is to thank you first, Sathar.

Okay, you're welcome. It's an honor.

Okay. Oh my God, what now?

What now?

What now, Makoy?

So here it is, you're finally back. You know, it's a record-breaking, earth-shattering, life-affirming, critically acclaimed episode with you here. And now you are here. How has life been? Thanks for the validation. I feel validated. I love it! I think a lot has changed. Like, I don't know.

When I look back, it's amazing to be part of the Dog Show Diva episode that ranked number one. But I think it's even more fun that I'm here as Majoy Dubs today. But I think what is more fun is that your PF is bigger now. It's more fun in the Philippines! So it's just money, not your body. If it's your body, it's more expensive.

Oh my!

Okay.

And the people will clip that and will use that out of context. Right? Use it as you wish. Yes. Use it, don't abuse it.

I love that. Use it, you wish. Yes. Use it, don't abuse it. I love that. Use it, use it.

Because you're using it.

Okay, so it's great. We're so very happy for you. You're really stealing our racket. Very good. You're very good at that.

Yes. Your nemesis has arrived. Nemesis?

Sister of Nemi Bro.

Yes!

We were just starting!

Wait, that's just the intro.

But people are complimenting you a lot. And honestly, thank you for the clout.

I mean...

Yes, because I'm on clout nine.

You know, I'm really going to eat here for sure. But you know, since we've talked about compliments, I think it's time to talk about the different compliments out there. Of course, I asked you what you want to talk about. So you have these suggestions.

True. This is my fault.

Yes, this is your suggestions. True. So this is my fault? Yes, this is your fault. So of course, there are obduse compliments or backhanded compliments. Like, there's a compliment somewhere, but why did I get hurt?

True.

Or maybe there are compliments that are positive, but why did I follow it? Correct. Like, you know, that's good for your age.

And you're also smart!

Right? Are you stupid? Is that what you want to say? Truly. There are compliments that if you don't spot right away, you'll remember it for the rest of your life. Because you didn't clap back right then and there.

Correct. So what are the have you received in your life? Like, you want to give her a hug after.

A hug?

Yes.

This one, every day.

You're so beautiful in person!

Oh my God! My job is to make people cute on social media. And that doesn't end with me making you guys cute. Crazy. I'm going to make you guys look cute. They really say that? Yes, in the personal. You're so beautiful in the personal. I was like, why am I in the picture?

Why am I in the video? You know what's weird about that?

I have a filter in my sock.

Whenever I have a filter, I'm always chocked. But that's okay. I feel like, I would actually prefer that I'm more beautiful in real life. Really? Because there's an element of surprise, right? Because, right?

When you're with someone, it's more expensive. So in person, you'll be able to charge more. If you're more beautiful in person. Correct. How about you? What are the backhanded compliments that you received that you didn't know if it's just my feeling, but I feel like she's insulting me because I get insulted in everything. Okay, as a very insulting person. Correct.

There's this thing where, Oh, you're so tall in real life. I mean, thanks? I guess that's what I wanted to say. I don't know if I can say that it's bad to be short, but they're really surprised.

That you're tall? Yes. You're supposed to take a picture of me. The camera is supposed to be facing the other way. Yes, actually, the camera is facing the other way. Yes, and the camera is supposed to be facing down. So that it looks longer. Yes, like a daddy long leg.

And it's supposed to be a fish eye. If ever, right? Yes, and the point five is facing the other way. But let's admit, there are certain phones that have better selfie cams. That's true, and not the iPhone. The iPhone produces all the gossip about my face.

We're actually sponsored by the iPhone.

But we're talking about quality.

The quality is good, but the result is not good for us. Correct. You're also a gay. Oh, thank you.

Example of a backhanded compliment. Hey, that's not thank you. Example of a backhanded compliment.

That's not for you. Sometimes, you look like, honestly, yes, I'm an iPhone user. But I notice that my face register is better on Android.

Me too.

But there are built-in filters. There are AI features. It makes your face smaller.

It makes your eyes bigger. It's beautified. It's like your face is getting smaller, your eyes are getting bigger. But it's fine. It's beautified. So we have those obtuse compliments. We also have supplementary compliments in a very geometric fashion. That's true. I always hear,

You're beautiful for a Filipino. Oh my God. Yes, I've heard that during Miss Earth.

You're beautiful for a Filipino. Are Filipinos ugly? For a Filipina. Why? Oh my God. Yes, I've heard that during Miss Earth. You're so beautiful for a Filipina.

Are Filipinos ugly? And if you say that, it's like you're criticizing the whole country.

Yes, you are a racist and a racer.

Wow, for a Filipina.

I've heard that.

You know, as somebody who is known for her beauty, her brains, and her brain rot.

And brain damage.

What's the compliment that you get when you hear that? You know what? I'm very good today.

I made it.

You're so smart.

Yeah, you're so smart.

You're so smart. But you don't have the...

sense of accomplishment.

Because sometimes, it's a bit conditional. You're so smart! So before, I was stupid. I didn't pass the exam, right? I might lose to Linda Walker. Excuse me!

You can do it! Since you mentioned the name, who's Linda Walker? I noticed earlier that she said, My friend, my friend. Pipito, my friend. Farewell to you, my friend.

Thank you so much. This is from my stylist, Ken and Jevi. My mom in the Philippines.

I love it. It's my friend, Batare. Yes, right?

My friend.

Bibito my friend.

It's like a Jamaican accent. That's my friend.

That's my friend.

It's like Rufa May.

My friend! I think we can talk about the Rufa May of it all.

Ah yes!

So we were with Rufa May in a Garnier explosion.

True.

It was life-changing.

True! My perspective on life changed. And my speech! Correct. Because when we saw her, we were like, we're going to talk like this after.

You know, I didn't listen to my designer and stylist. They said, when you talk to Rufa May,

after that, you're like, sis! Rufa May doesn't seem to have any siblings, right?

No, no, no!

It's like she's cold.

But I feel like the most iconic moment for me, that I'm not sure if we can include in the edit, is when you stole Rufa May's susso in one take. You stole the booba.

Yes, the booba herself.

The booba itself.

Yes.

When I stole it, I was like,

Oh my God, I made it.

Who in this life has stolen a booba?

Correct.

So what happened, the full story was, we took a full story. Joy answered, she was so into her performance, she just moved her hand,

BOOM!

I held the stick.

Correct.

I didn't know what to react to. I was like, Oh my God, I held the stick.

Because,

Ate, when I said, move, she just stopped. She really moved. Then I said, oh my God, wait, let's cut. She said, no, it's okay.

I was like, oh my God!

I saw that. It's like, so it's okay to hit? It's okay to be mad? It's like, I mean, at this point, if you're Rufa May and you have the grace to know that your relationship was not intentional,

who are we?

Right? But that's her personal space.

That's her personal belongings.

And personal body.

And personal attack from you. But I just want to apologize to Ma'am Rufa.

Yes.

But she accepted it after. She said it was okay. So I think that's the only validation I need.

But on set, she was a true mother to us.

True.

Honestly.

Like looking after everyone.

Correct. And I remember you were still in the dressing room, right? True. I didn't get that story. But what was your war story with Rufa when you were in the dressing room? I was surprised because aside from putting on makeup, he also did nail art and waxed his nails.

Oh my God! And it's not just waxing, it was Brazilian waxing!

And then, of course, we had a table read, right? He said, I'm still getting waxed, do I still have time?

It's just fast, because I only have a little bit left. I don't need that information, but thank you. Thank you. You know, in the whole cast, it's like,

she's okay, she's still so young. It's just that it's fast.

I want to volunteer. It's just that it's fast.

But I mean, the fact that we got to experience that and we get to live and tell the tale. Thank you, Ms. Rufa. Yes, thank you so much for touching us with your presence.

Thank you for being in our lives.

Correct. Thank you and it's not her demand.

True. Thank you and you held me. You held me.

It's an honor.

Correct. Of course, we're also with the iconic episode, the one and only Pitik Diva.

My God, the icon.

The...

The a-ching?

The virus. We'll cut that out. We'll include the part where I breathe.

Right? That's the authenticity.

Correct.

Wait, it's in my nose.

Okay, do you wanna let it go?

Let it go, let it go,, do you wanna let it go? Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go.

Can't hold it.

Wow, she's like Carla. The echo.

Echo, my God.

Oh my God, we're not even halfway. Not yet? Not yet. It's like it's all gone. What time is it now? How many rackets do you have now?

Third. But who will I blame?

You!

Why me?

Because whenever I see,

Whenever I see girls and boys

So I'm the one who's girls and boys?

Wasn't it girls first?

Boys and girls. No, I'm a feminist. So girls and… Boys.

Boys, beautiful. Whenever I see boys, beautiful. Repeat it!

Whenever I see boys, beautiful. So whenever I see my Nakshiko, they already know I'm Jusa. But what's surprising for me are the Titas of Manila. And the Millennials of Makati.

That's how my markets are.

I'm so happy for you. You should be. I'm so happy for you, I'm proud of you, I admire you, I adore you, I worship you. What else?

I like that compliment. It's not backhanded.

I adore you for a Filipina. I like you for a Filipina. I like you for a Filipina. If anyone told you that, he's an award. He's not an award, he's a clapper. Wow, that's amazing.

But he's kind in a way. In a way.

That's a backhanded compliment. In a way. And that way is a no way.

And my way.

We're here with Ian Marc Amangka.

Yes.

Ang Lala. Ang Lala, even the name Ang Lala.

It's like a mistake.

You just made a mistake.

It will change the trajectory of our lives. It will change the intercourse.

And it will change the vowel.

And it will be vowel, sabihin. Vowel tumuwin. Bawal lumabas by Ken Chiu. Bawal syndrome.

Okay, let's go back.

Ulo-ulo lang, di kasama katawan.

Kasama katawan, sabog pati laman.

Ulo-ulo lang. Okay, so nakasama natin ang nagiisang pitik diva.

So... Perfect din siya sa ulo- the head, right? Not with the body. Because she's isolating. So to honor, of course, the one and only Pitik Diva, let's acknowledge the different pitiks in our lives. What are the pitiks that you don't like? I don't like the one who calls without a message

about the reason.

Correct.

What was the reason?

Having said that, if somebody texts you and they want to call you, would you like to receive a message that, hi, free for a call, or even that is a little anxiety-inducing? I can say no, I'm not free. I mean, she asked.

Yes, I answered that I'm not free. But the one who calls me at 8 or 9, I'm not a morning person.

Oh my God.

Without any... And if I just ask, why po? The reply is, can you call me?

No! I can't!

Do you call people just like that?

No. But I get voice messages. I love voice mails, voice messages. Me too, but I'm thankful for the feature of Facebook and Instagram because I can just 1.5x or 2x it. You can do it quickly. It's very repetitive. You know what, Greg said it. And it's perfect for gossiping. Correct.

You just have to wait and avoid screenshots. Yes, and also, can't gossipers also be quick to tell their stories?

Yes, there's no need to rush. But I'm a bit guilty. I have to go through everything. This is the context, this is the backstory,

this is the main story. Because you know, you can deliver the build-up with a great pay-off.

I'm not sure.

So you really just enjoy their time. Yes, but if you want to know the gossip,

wait until the end.

Correct.

It's like anyone, right? Even in a movie, sometimes you're really hot but you have to finish it.

So the group chats with friends, the names are funny. Because it's like, the little angels, but inside the group chat, they're arguing people's lives, but there are still little angels, right?

That's true, like, I love my family.

Correct.

But in the chat, you're all like, where are you? You're still a kid! You're all just being cheap!

Correct, right?

For me, I feel like I can cancel for this, but the name of our group chat is Bisaya. Because we went to Cebu. So all the people who go to Cebu are included in our group chat. And we had to learn how to say, Maayang gabiin! Daghang salamat!

I have a group chat because the expression, Noted with things, is popular. The name of my group chat is Noted with Homophobia. Oh my God! I have a friend, who has the same nickname as our GCI. I identify so sorry. I'm an ally, but that's his name.

The honesty and the bravery to admit that you are a helicopter. True. I mean, what are the odds? Let's start with my other pet peeves. I mean, people who suddenly decide to talk to each other before they go up the escalator. Or before they go up the elevator. Right? It's like, you know.

Where are you guys?

Right?

I mean, don't you have a group chat?

Don't you have a group chat of people who are going up the escalator?

Yes.

People who are going up the third floor. Another pet peeve for me is that they walk slowly. And I see them in front of me.

Are you short-legged? Because I'm long-legged.

And we have the same fire sign. So I feel like if they're slow, I'm like, oh my god. Can they do that? But what about you? What happens when you're slow? Is it okay? When other people are the slow ones, they get mad? Well, I'm never slow.

Really? Or you don't measure your speed? I measure my weight.

Oh, that too! I also have a pet peeve, you're so slow! I don't need that kind of compliment. I have an instance. I met him for the first time ever.

I was hosting a pageant and she said, Mie, you've lost so much weight. I was like, Ate, it's our first time meeting.

What right do you have to say that? You should've answered, you're not in a good mood in person. I was like, Ate, you're ugly. Even though it's our first time meeting. But of course, she felt the pinch in my voice. But she continued,

Yes, it's because you're Chan.

Really? Yes, she continued.

I said, you really continued.

But when you're in a tense situation, for example, in hosting gigs, because so many things will go wrong, you know that, right? But you have to make it work. How does the pitik manifest?

It's in the voice. The more calm my voice is, the more pitik I am.

Same. Oh my God.

What's your best calm pitik voice? Like, are you ready?

Just like that.

For me, I say, this is what I'll do. Oh, you're not that bad! I'm so scared! I try to just be concise and short, but my voice gets lower when I'm emotional.

Oh my God, I feel like, oh my God, I like that voice. For ASMR.

I feel like because you're hosting an event, you've experienced SM, you've talked to them, and they're like, what do you want to do? I didn't write the script.

I'm the host, not the producer.

Correct. I'm not the director. That's why I say, tell me what you want, I will execute it. I'm so English. Because they're giving directions, and we just have to do it. True. And sometimes we don't know what you want to peg for the brand,

what you want to peg for the program.

Correct.

So even if you're giving us freedom, I don't want that freedom. Correct.

Give it to someone else and double it. But it's true, right? In an event, when I see a stretch on the floor, it's scary. I can stretch for 1-2 minutes, but for 10 minutes, dear,

I'll just do a hefeporing. I have a host who can stretch us for an hour.

My God!

We don't have anything to talk about. This is a pageant. We're already at Christmas. What's your Christmas plan?

We don't have anything to talk about.

That's how it is with your crowd work. You'll ask everyone, right? Who's your crush?

And people are tired of asking,

Are you guys awake? Yes! We're going home! Are you guys okay? Yes!

I heard all the yes and affirmations. Correct, right? Are you guys okay? Yes! I heard all the yes and affirmations. Correct. So for those who are asking for a stretch, we don't want to stretch.

You can stretch, mention sponsors, stretch. Thank the sponsors, thank the judges. That's why we mentioned them. What about your pet peeves? People who watch TikTok in the elevator

and it's on max volume.

I get it, sharing is scaring but not in the elevator, and it was on max volume. Ah!

I get it, sharing is caring, but not in the elevator. And in public spaces, like the train. I don't want to hear you hold the beat. I'll do it again.

I know you're just practicing, but not here.

Right? In the play, I was with someone who probably saved a lot of videos. We heard everything she played. Oh my God. What was it? What was her gallery? She watched Balita.

So, thank you for updating us about the stock market.

At least when you go down, you know where you'll invest.

They said this is what they said in Balita.

It's crazy.

I have another pet peeve. People who PM sent. And when you check the PM, it's crazy. I have another pet peeve. People who send PMs. And when you check the PM, it's gone. What is this scam?

Correct. I'll adjust. I'll look for it.

Right? It's like, oh my God, this is so wrong.

Those are the crazy people. But I think there's one person that we welcome.

Yeah, he's not annoying.

And we've experienced her. I think it is time to bring this icon. How else would you describe this figure?

Beacon of hope.

I think a trailblazer. Yes. I feel like she's the one who started the creation of the brilliant Beat. Correct. She's Asia's Neck. That's true. And the queen of vertigo. Ian Mark, Kamangkang! We interrupt this program for a special report. We are the ChemElec!

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Hello!

Hello!

Oh!

You're already shy!

She's already a shorty with soft moves!

Correct!

She's a long-shorty!

Oh, a long-shorty! Like a long bond?

I thought you meant long-shy! You have a long bond? I thought it was long-mihiya.

You have a long-pitik. First of all, we're filming this during your week-long tour in Manila. How are you so far? I'm tired but I can still do it. I like this. What else did you like? The way you hold the beat. I love it! What else did you like? The way you hold the beat. But wow, you said earlier that you were here in March. Your leave from work was probably over, right?

Yeah. Actually, my leave from work is,

I was in your office for 30 days. How many days have you been here? How many days was that? 7? Seven days.

He still has 21. Wait, he's short of breath.

Sorry, his leave is only in February. Oh my God. But thank you so much for being here. He said he's the one who's holding the beat. And he's the one who's holding the beat.

Yes. Do you have a to make the beat yours?

That's just mine.

He's still thinking about it. He's still thinking about it. That's just mine. How did you get the beat, Mama?

How did I get it?

Like this.

That is very visual. Correct! So since you're the only one who can hold a beat, and no one else can hold a beat, describe the beat to us. First of all, what is the texture of the beat?

It's heavy.

Heavy?

Does it make you feel dizzy while you're playing?

Or while you're playing, Or does it make you get used to it?

No, because I'm already used to it.

So, we'll only hear it now on a national podcast. Correct.

That the beat is heavy and it's addictive.

Correct.

What else? Describe to us. When you first held the beat, what was it like? Where were you when you first held the beat? At first, it was short. Short at first, then?

Long.

How long? Say stop.

Ma'am.

Okay.

Ma, this is too long.

We're like lightsabers.

We're like lightsabers. You don't want to stop?

So it's longer?

It's longer.

Longer than San Juanico Bridge?

It's like my nipples.

Oh!

So there are a lot of classifications for nipples, in fairness.

Thank you, everyone!

Thank you! You saw the prompter, right? So you know what's next. But you said nothing, so we'll leave the baguette.

Thank you!

It's up to you! It's up to you! This is your show right?

We're a guest. It's up to you!

I forgot my role!

You forgot?

Because it's already 1 o'clock in the evening, my miss!

My K-Dogs are going back. There's a lot of big texts. I'm so tired! I'm so tired! I'm so tired! I'm so tired! I'm so tired!

I'm so tired!

I'm so tired! I'm so tired!

I'm getting a hosting. We had a briefing earlier. At least you're at your age.

That's why I'm just a guest.

I don't want to, Lord.

Sorry.

You go first. I can't breathe.

Okay, go. He's getting asthma.

So going back, there are different types of tits.

Yes, there are.

What's your favorite?

Half.

Half?

The one that hasn't been revealed yet. Oh!

Okay.

You reveal the half tit.

Like this.

Huh?

Just like that.

It's like he's been poisoned.

Medical condition.

It's a no. Are you happy with what you did, Ma?

Yes, of course.

How do you invent things like that, Ma? What's your thought process for that? Sometimes, when there's a shoutout, I'll see if the audience is happy or if there's a twist.

So this is your twist? Half-pitik?

Half-pitik. So it's the first time you'll hear people say half-pitik. And there's also Chihuahua smile. Chihuahua smile. Chihuahua smile. And then, you did that. You did that. You did that suddenly. We're ready.

Let's do it again. We're on camera.

Show it again.

I'll do it again. Show us again.

Can you do a combination of all of those? Half-pitik, long-pitik, and twitchy mouth.

Like a chowking laureate.

Combination. So the first one is the long-pitik?

And the whole thing?

It's like an A-A-B-I-N-G! I was surprised! The word is not yet finished! We need to follow it!

Because it's too fast in real life, guys. Yes. As in no joke. Faster than the speed of light. Fast and the furious. That's true. Fast and the furious.

That's true. We're fast lane. Correct. So that's the major. What else? And the soft moves. Oh, the soft moves. The soft moves depend on the music.

There's a hard, there's a half.

Just like this.

It's okay to be fast. Okay, sure. I'm so nervous! Mama Ian is still laughing! Is there a happy ending too, Mama? There is!

So let's show them how the combination of all of them is.

Yes, the Shotsworth. So let's just show them how to do the combination of all of them.

Yes, the Shotsu.

Or the traditional Tosa.

Okay, let's go. Of course, the first one is the soft.

The half.

It's like a drum.

It's like a Korean drum. Soft. The half. Like a gun. Yes.

It's like a Korean drama.

And there's music at the end.

Like a gun.

Like when you're on a TV set.

You are my everything.

When you're on a TV set, Rica, I want you to shoot the next take exactly. Look at me. But the design, because it's for a close-up, the wide shot of the gun, 3, 2, 1, go!

Lumpy text! I'm sweating! I can't take it anymore! This is what you're teaching us. This is what you're teaching your students.

I want to know what your students are saying right now.

That I'm a bad teacher. That I'm a bad teacher.

That I'm a bad teacher.

That I'm a bad teacher. You're teaching us? Is this what you're teaching your students? Yes, I know. I want to know what your students are saying right now. They're confused.

Sir is good at smiling.

Your voice is really like this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

From ASMR, please.

Party boy.

Yeah. From AARC, Malay, Tagalog. Wait, wait, we can't breathe. What did you teach in school? Tribal education.

Tribal?

Tribal? Tribal? You're wrong! Tribal! It's like our elective subject in school. We teach practices as indigenous people as to Bali.

The practices of the way of living, arts and crafts, the weaving, brassing, embroidery, Breast Casting. Breast Casting?

Brass Casting.

Ah, Brass Casting!

I'm also a Breast Casting.

Oh, he's already standing up.

Breast Casting, I heard that.

You're the one who asked me if I'm interested in Breastfeeding. Brass Casting. Brass Casting, yes. I asked him if he's a breast PD. Breast casting. What is breast casting, Ma?

Breast casting is... The brass is different. The brass is gold, the silver is melting.

The KBP is the head of the breast casting.

And sometimes, it's like he made... Brace... Bracelet? Brass Caster Brass Caster Sometimes she did

Bracelet

The bracelet And also the Brass Belt Brass Belt

Like Karate Brass Belt

Brass Belt Station

Okay Well... Brass dot station. Okay, okay.

Okay, so because you're teaching us tribal, we thought it was travel. Because your videos have different locations. My shoutouts, I want to show my followers that I came where I come from. This is Lake Cebu. This is the real beat. Yes, he's holding the beat. So the locations are different because you want to show them that I've been here. Queen Pitik is here.

What's your favorite place? What's your favorite place out of all the places you've been to? Seven Falls. Seven Falls? Yes, you've been to? Seven Falls. Yes, it's like Ariana's song, Seven Rings. Ariana? Who did you say?

You said Rihanna?

She has a rendition.

I'm just releasing it.

Seven Falls.

Seven Falls. So this is my first time hearing Seven Falls. What's Seven Falls! That's Seven Falls! So, this is my first time hearing Seven Falls. What is Seven Falls?

Of course, there's a seven that's a fall.

That's so cool!

Honestly, that's right!

Right? I thought it was just six.

Why seven?

And that's where Catriona Gray shot her. If you were to follow Catriona Gray, what would you call your walk?

Walkathon? Walkathon! That's right!

Even you're going crazy, Ressa, what happened today? Not really.

Okay, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

It's normal. It's normal.

It's normal.

Sorry, Mia.

Apologize.

Okay, apologize. Apologize. Apologies.

Apologies.

We were told, we thought, travel education. And what did you apologize for?

I have braces.

When was that? Yesterday. What? You asked me a question. I'm not going to answer. I have braces. When was that? Yesterday.

See? You asked me a question and she answered you! I can't adjust.

Yesterday. What's the name of your dentist?

Juno.

Juno?

Oh, it's like Juno by Sabrina Carpenter!

Hills. Sabrina Hills. Carpenter Hills? Carpenter Hills? Sabrina Hillspenter! Oh, heels. Sabrina Heels?

Carpenter Heels?

Carpenter Heels?

Sabrina Heels?

Yes! Congrats! What is that?

I like working.

This is the real trial education.

Carpenter Heels? Is that for us?

But enlighten us, what is that? I don't know. He doesn't have a reference.

He doesn't. He just wants the carpenter here. Mr. Jun. Do you know how you feel right now? That's how we felt when we said yes.

I was like, where did this come from?

But you're making me laugh. I'm like, what is this? Do you know how you feel right now? That's how we felt when you said yes. Like, huh? I was like, where did this come from? But I'm asking about the carpenter heels. I don't know where it came from. So where did the carpenter heels come from? Is it just one?

He answered it.

He answered it.

Correct.

Circle of life. Correct. Okay. So, you're an icon. She answered her question! Correct! Circle of life, correct! Okay, so... You're an icon. So, we're going to go through your legacy. She's dead!

Are you here?

Yeah, I'm there.

She answered it!

Okay. Oh my God!

We're going through this.

TB as in tribal. Yes, tribal. Let's flash your legacy. You really did make a splash

on social media.

You saw that?

It really popped up.

She said, Ma, sorry, we saw you earlier.

Where's the other button?

Yeah, me.

I was like, oh, this one.

Hold this. Where's the other button?

It flew.

It flew. It's like a jump team.

So when you took this photo, how was that day like? What did you go through that day?

She said, is that me?

It's like AI.

It's like you can't say anything.

I can't explain.

This photo, what I went through was nothing. No problem. I love it.

It's like the beauty of nothingness.

Correct. I have a photo of this. I've been through nothing.

No problem. I love it. It's the beauty of nothing.

Correct. I really like high-waist and fitted jeans. She can be the secretary of DPW. Department of Public Works and High Waist. And when she manages, she's called…

Waste Management! We talked about that earlier!

I know you forgot, but you're making me fall in front of the camera. She should be in DENR, not DPWH.

Do you want to be a politician?

So right now, you're really fitting in. You're really fit. So if you were to be asked to sit on a bench for an underwear fashion show, of course you'd say yes, right? And who do you want to be with in that lineup?

You.

I asked her, right? She answered. Okay, aside from Baus, who do you want? So you're in the middle. Where's Baus? Right or left? In the middle.

You're both?

You're both?

A pair.

Who else do you want in the fashion line-up? What's the name of the other one?

The one you said! The other one! Sorry, I forgot!

That's the title of the episode!

The other one!

What's the name of that one? It's like a new lot, do you know us? What's the name? The other one. Hahaha What's the name of that? Hahaha Before we start, do you know us? Hahaha

Do you know where you are?

Hahaha Do you know yourself? Hahaha I don't want to! Hahaha Hahaha

Even the calmness that you have, Mommy. You're so funny.

This is just one picture.

Yes, there's a picture. There's more.

Okay, let's move on. Let's go to the art of shoutouts. Yes, because shoutouts are beautiful. You have variations. You have five pithecs with soft moves. How do you choose how many pithecs you'll give in a shoutout?

How many pithecs, how many soft moves? Is there a formula for that? It depends on the birthday, it depends on the age. If it's 35 up, of course, the kicks are longer.

So if it's 35 up, how many kicks are there?

10.

Has anyone ever greeted you with 35?

How old was the oldest person to greet you? Maybe 50?

How old was that?

10

I'm just kidding 35 and up

She's okay with that, 35 and up

One execution I'm just kidding How do you choose your backgrounds? That's okay, he said. Just one execution. And then the backgrounds, how do you choose?

It's different sometimes. Yes. Restaurant, sometimes. Sometimes, mountains. Sometimes, the backgrounds, if it's my child at the moment. So you're just suddenly in the mountains.

So he's just suddenly in the mountains. If it's in the mountains? Yes, I was just in the mountains. So he was just looking at me. I was in the mountains and he suddenly shouted, Sir, give me a shout out. Wait, I'll do it. I'll look at you. So for you, what's the craziest place that you got a request to look at?

When I was in the mall. Because when I went up the stairs,

one of the followers said, Because when I went up the stairs,

one of the followers shouted, Sir, please send a shout out to Amco, I might fall.

These are our pet peeves.

That's him. You're the one we were talking about earlier. We were talking about the escalator.

You're the one.

He was doing a TikTok in the middle of the escalator. So where did you you're the one who's walking. He's the one who's doing the tiktok in the middle of the escalator.

So where did you go? Did you leave?

Oh no.

Oh no?

He's embarrassed.

Sure.

You know what?

You should... You should...

You should...

I love it.

After that... After that, Oh. After that, he stepped backward. I might fall. And then, I did his shoutout.

How many clicks did you give him? Because he put you in danger.

Three.

Why only three? Or if possible, half. It's already done, right?

You can go home now. How can you regret it?

He doesn't deserve the three.

He should've just split it.

Okay, here it is.

Urampa.

Why did you call me Queen Tintek? How did you turn around?

Hi!

This is from Avior.

Where is this? Avior Hotel. Avior Hotel. You know, when I got my flight to Manila, I thought it was Saturday. So I slept at Avior Hotel. Because your flight is still the day after tomorrow.

Is this the one in construction?

No.

What is this? Rest house.

Ah, rest house! Who's in the construction? No, this is not a construction. This is a rest house.

Who?

My aunt.

With a colony.

Where is this?

This is also a rest house.

Who?

There's an auntie.

Oh, really?

You have a baby?

This is the rest house.

This is the front. And at the back, there's a cow.

We connected!

Because sometimes, there's no cow in the house. The construction budget was reduced. So, the back no back at home. I lost my budget for this. So, I'm using my back.

Where is this?

At the hotel. Oh, the shoot. Your butt is so big. It's like left and right. When you're dancing, you're covered. So, when you're covered, what do you see?

Where do you put yourself?

When I close my eyes, I see myself.

That's your moment. Don't you get dizzy when you close yourself? No.

So if you were to get an endorser from Bonamin, would you be game?

I can. Now?

Negotiator! So if you were to get an endorser, what message would you want to convey to them? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't care about the dead end! I don't care! I don't know you! I'll wait for you there! My hair is so long! Your hair? That's Bonamin right? Do you know Bonamin?

Is it Bonakid? Even Bonakid, why did you choose to be a monk? He was thinking of Anmang! He was thinking of milk!

You guys, Anmang, how did you get to be a monk?

You know, it's an honor if I get to say that.

No, just the guy. You know it's an honor if I get to say that. No, just the guy.

So Bonamin is a medicine for... Anti-healing. Anti-healing.

Thanks for the information.

Moving on. Unbothered Queen. I'm not gonna lie again. Unbothered meme. Unbothered meme. What do you want to talk about, Meme?

You're the one who's supposed to be next.

What do you want to talk about? You're a good talker. What do you want to talk about? Me.

If a talk show host asks you something,

what do you want him to ask you?

Who am I?

Why is the truth okay? Let's give it to Mama. Who is Ian Marco? Who is he? Actually, I guess if there's no camera, if it's just you, what are the things we don't know about Pitik Queen? Are you the Pitik moves? The energetic dances? Because behind that, there are also the sadness that happened to me.

Oh, inside out.

Joy?

Joy, sadness! Where's the other one?

The other one? The other one?

Let's talk about the sadness. We might say that his experience was not serious.

First of all, thank you for the vulnerability. It was serious, right? But take us through the emotions that we didn't see.

The experience. But take us through the emotions, the experiences.

In December, my first video went viral, Arizona. In December, I had four problems. Did you pass? I passed in the next year.

So, you passed in 2026.

First, I didn't pass the next year. So it's a good thing that you passed in 2026. The first reason is that I didn't pass the board exam. And the second is, I and my friend, because I like to walk when I'm in Cebu, I do walking every day, morning and afternoon, to lose weight and to be sexy. And the worst thing that happened was on December 25

at Christmas party, we got flooded all my documents including my passport got wet

and the water up to here, so we had to take the highway Wait! So you're the one who's got the line!

It's TBWH! This is blood control!

So that's why you're doing highway! Thank you for sharing that!

I want you to be the first one to do a dog show in my story! Thank you! But I guess you know, it's only been 3-4 months since your 4 problems but how are you now? How's your peace of mind? How's your mental health? Well, last year, I had a lot of problems but now, thanks God, thank you for all the blessings.

The morning after I went for another engagement.

Oh! Hahaha! Even the crying! Why did you cry?

I didn't cry. Because, of course, oh my God, thank you for all the blessings. And sometimes, my earnings from February for monetization on Facebook, I donated it for my community service.

Oh! We stan a queen of public service!

And a queen who gives back. A queen of compassion. A queen of reciprocation.

Queen of pitik.

Land control! I'm the real land control queen!

Yes! That's why! And we walked for almost 16 hours. Because it's the very farthest place we've ever been to. That's where I went. 16 hours of walking, 8 mountains, and 5 rivers. Oh, he's the new secretary of DENR.

Correct. Right?

Correct.

Oh, that's so funny. Thank you for sharing that. So now, we will end with a happy ending to the game. So what will happen is, we will put a word behind you and we will give you a clue one word at a time. After we give you the clue, we will ring this bell and you will guess what word we are asking you to guess. So this is the game that we call,

PIKIT QUEEN! PIKIT QUEEN!

PIKIT QUEEN!

Why did we repeat it so I'll be the only one? Okay, so the first word we'll flash is... Don't look.

Don't look.

Dog shoe divas.

This is the podcast... Of one... What's the podcast of… One! What's the name of that?

I'm so sorry, Makoy Dubs.

Oh, sorry.

So, Makoy is the first one.

No, he's the second one! No, it's No! Wrong!

The first word is a vegetable that can be put in the eyes and mouth to eat and be beautiful.

Cucumber.

Cucumber. No more. Cucumber. Cucumber. She's a shark. She's a shark. Cucumber. No mark. Cucumber. Answer! Cucumber.

Is there a question mark?

How about titino?

Titino.

There's a mark.

Okay, next word.

One.

No, it're supposed to say it after! I told you, you're just a guest. Confirm, you want to be her host, right?

You're just a guest.

You said I'm smart, right? Yeah, what?

Surprise!

Can you guess the next word? Okay, game. Okay, go. Isang Tawag Sa Mga Taong

Tinatawag

Na

Bakla

O Ay! Let's do it again.

O Bakla

Let's do it again. We'll put that in the edit.

Let's do it again.

Let's do it again.

Let's do it again.

Let's do it again. Oh. Back na.

Ulitin natin dahil nagingin natin sa edit yun. Ulitin natin.

Okay.

Tawag.

Hindi.

Makalala ko lang this is Miss Earth. Sorry, I have an inclination towards bells. I'm just live-selling.

How many lives are you doing today? Third? This is a reflex. I'm so sorry. Okay, you go first. A member of a community that is...

Be happy.

...is...

A human.

...is gay... ...and... ...is sometimes... ...called...

...a... ...tomboy. Tomboy. That's so inclusive. Sometimes you're called gay, sometimes you're called tomboy.

Last chance. Let's do it again, in a group. Okay. People who are happy and always

snap their fingers.

Me.

Look at the right answer, Ma.

Why? Me, too. Ouch! Me too!

That's it! And that is our episode! Thank you so much!

Yes!

Thank you to the two guests!

Oh my God! Mommy, thank you so much. Of course, we're filming this on March 13. You'll go home for a while, but you'll be back by March 20. We're so happy for your success.

True. And we know that we've been through a lot. But thank you for sharing that to everybody. Correct.

Thank you for sharing your pitex and sharing your joy with everyone. Yes, and your vulnerability. And that is it for this episode. Let's clap our hands for our patience. Let's clap our hands. Our ears are full of happiness. Correct.

Because we are full of happiness.

Correct. Thank you very much.

We'll see you in the next episode. Thank you, everyone. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go for it.

I'm going to go for it.

I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go for it.