¿Zion Hwang trajo el covid a Colombia? - The Juanpis Live Show

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Now, now, what did you invent, man? What are you going to invent here, man? Collaborate, collaborate with these. The last one, the like, the like.

Let's see, run it.

Very good.

Ah, I'm throwing it, but it's crushed, man. Good evening,. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. What country is that? Canada Look how they scream. They are immigrants there, you idiots. Canada, you dog! There in the shit, for God's sake. What other countries?

Mexico.

Mexico, where? That's me, Mexican. Thank you. Get up. Up. What are you doing there, dude? Where, where? Get up. Where? You can't even see. Imagine the color of the lens.

Hello, good evening. Are you from Mexico?

Yes, we already know. I already told you. And no, you're from Bogota to begin with. That you're from Mexico is different.

Yes, certainly.

What's up, man? What are you doing here, man?

We come here whenever we have the opportunity. foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign I

Stood in Baja California

Quinta Quinta see you I don't eat the simple table for poor as a

Simple get a opportunity to tell me family a vacation our a Bogota is for care. What was that?

May also much of a was gusta bueno me gusta Colombia me gusta Okay, so say I pareces Presentador it or any mother. Yo soy director de una radio en la paz con razón Si soy locutor pero en la paz en la paz Es la capital de mi estado

Okay, okay,. Yes, but what do you do in Bolivia?

Okay, okay, okay.

Yes, I'm a speaker.

Yeah, I noticed. Long live Colombia!

Long live Colombia, dog!

That's it!

To the egg!

To the egg, bastard!

Que chille, wey!

I just got a tattoo. Hey, hey, hey, stop a second. is Persona Lee a segundo es de donde viene y el color no es ya lo dijimos no te veía está muy bien graba le paso ver el pinche video porque mira mi esposa está no nada de no ni pero de pedo pasar eso cabrón

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Me encanta como la trata eres de los míos pégale con los tenis de la selección way Me encanta es como un guapís negro the Main contest come on puppies negro is cool We went on OHS Mama's the one piece life show program a six mill 400 I want to give a big round of applause to all of you! I want to give a big round of applause to our guest today, who thinks he's more Colombian than the guy from Baja California Sur.

I want to give a big round of applause to Una Wang.

A big round of applause!

Good evening, how are you? Good evening, how are you? Wow, I can't believe it!

I can't believe it either!

Wow, I feel like I'm dreaming!

Excuse me! Welcome!

This was made for me?

Yes, yes, yes.

God bless you!

God bless you! You can tell that my life is negative.

My motherland. Your motherland is... Yo le pague se nota que vivian en Gatiwa Mi tierra madre

Tu tierra madre es Corea del Sur Si porque en el norte no estarias aca No podrias llegar, aunque podrias escapar

Como te sientes aca?

Yo mejor no digo na

Como le hablo a uno que dice mi perro? Como esta mi perrito con oreja? I don't understand. How do you say... What does my dog say?

How is my dog with the...

This is going to be great! Give it up for Una Juan!

How are you?

Thank you very much.

Sion.

But Sion, for Mormons, is the promised land. The search for the promised land. Practically, Sion. That's how it's called.

What? I don't understand.cticamente, es Zion. ¿Cómo se llama?

¿Cómo así?

No entiendo.

Zion.

Eh, bueno, después lo entendes.

¿No me explica?

Zion.

No, ya le tocó mi perrito. En busca de la tierra prometida. Dicen Zion. Tierra prometida. Tierra prometida. Lo que para usted es Colombia. What for you is Colombia? The promised land? Yes. The one that has given you to eat?

The truth, I love Colombia a lot because it saved my life.

Ah.

Really, it saved my life.

Ok, let's start talking, but a little drink first. What do you want? Do you want chicha? Do you want sake?

In Japan we have all the cultures here because you are all the same, so it's ok. No, different, different. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. I'm going to be in the hospital. I'm going to be in the hospital. I'm going to be in the hospital. I'm going to be in the hospital. I'm going to be in the hospital. I'm going to'm a I'm a

I'm a I'm a

I'm a I'm a I'm a Jet lag. Jet lag. Jet lag. Halag. Halag. Halag is another thing, right?

The halag.

In Chinese.

Yes, yes.

Eh, lie down, relax. Sit down. The sofa is also for you. All of this is made...

So pretty.

Look, that is in Korean. What does it say there?

It's your fault. We broke it.

It's over.

Oh! Oh No, please take a little tractor shirt to the sunlight Because I'm a chachi PT. Oh, yeah, but I don't intend to

It's one of the letters that was considered

One piece live show You want to know? JuanPis Live Show

I haven't seen that picture! What is that picture?

Oh, it's just a friend Are you serious?

Yes, yes

Intimate friend

North Korea

Yes, yes Do you want to drink something? A sake?

Sake?

Yes, I'll have a chicha or a beer.

But, but why? Can't you raise the level?

No, chicha is very cool. What's cool about chicha? Well, chicha, I tried it in Guamal, where there are ladies who have 60 years of experience like that. And they give it in Coca-Cola, that 3 liter, there, full. Delicious, that son of a bitch.

And you also know what happened?

I feel like a Chinese rice commercial, right? It's spectacular, I don't believe it. That's why I said it's going to be a great show. And people can't go to the bathroom? You look like a liar. People can't go to the bathroom, why? I am I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh Say Serena como para dentro porque no sir

Como que la risa is fine. Yeah, I'm Tino muy bien espanol no entendió es de frases

Entienden muy bien espanol pero lo hablas como un culo no

Momentos veré mucha gente

Confunden si que si mi mamá o papá es latinoamerica Porque yo hablo muy bien espanol y yo digo que no señor mi papá mamá todo de asia solamente yo soy muy pilo My mom or dad is from Latin America. Because I speak Spanish very well. And I say, no sir, my mom and dad are from Asia. I'm just very bad at learning Spanish.

Okay, very good. Let's go slowly. Guys, what do you get paid for? How do you feel? In all this audience, for you, there are people who say, oh, what's the matter?

But you're going to love it. But you're going to love it. I'm gonna mark Pero lo van amar como no amar un extranjero

muchas gracias por esta

Escuchar me hoy no pelis toco o sea

Muchísimas gracias receive a

Pero we push a sake este hop on yo soy de corea

Si por eso es que te dije que había muchas culturas mezcladas porque para mí son iguales por eso era por eso Oh Oh Kissing I'm like, what the fuck? Multimillionaire a Papa's Colt assoy Kaden in progress a terminal Viviendo in a motel Toast to stateros Entonces vamos con el restaurante la publicidad arranca tranquilo

Una Juan o sea a publicidad gratis acayo aprovecho pues hablar lo que se te de la gana hola como esta yo tengo La restaurante en usaquén

Pues hablar normal no es como que es un comercial realmente Usakin, Santa Barbara. Can you speak normally? It's not like it's a commercial.

I mean, I'm all packed up.

Hello, yes, I have a restaurant.

But don't make fun of me anymore.

Normal, normal.

I set up the restaurant before this pandemic. That son of a bitch made me very hard. Because I rent it very expensive, like 19 or 20 something million. And I just opened it. I wanted a concept. People who can sing

in families or in public like this.

Oh!

Hello.

Thank you very much. Is that chicha?

Chicha.

But if they mix all that drink in my stomach, what does it do?

Oh, my God.

It makes poop. It's okay.

And I wanted another concept. And I set up a restaurant. Oh, pass on us. Yo quería otro concepto. Y yo monté un restaurante. Se llama Koreatown. Es en Usaquén. Por la persona que quieren probar.

Que quieran ir. Los que quieran ir.

Quieran ir.

Muy invitados.

Muy invitados.

Muy rico.

Muy lico.

No, rico.

Lico.

No, rico, maldita sea.

Lico.

OK. I know you haven't been able to say it, and you love it when someone from another country comes up to you and says, Hey, say conorrea. You haven't been able to.

Wow, man. I've been trying to say that word for like six years, but I can't. I always say conolea. My lips?

It's beautiful!

Manica!

But my lips?

I've been trying for six years, I don't know what I'm missing. I love it, I love it. Because I already have an Afro. I already have my bonsai. I'm missing you. It would be spectacular. That's why I invited you. Because I want to buy it.

It looks cute. It's not for sale. I'm not for sale. Or it's not for sale.

I'm not for sale.

That's it. Everything can be done with money. Spanish is very difficult, right? I've been learning for 9 or 10 years. But you went to Germany to learn German, but you didn't learn. They sent you to China.

How do you know all that? I've never told anyone.

Because I speak with your dad.

But my dad doesn't speak Spanish.

No, but I speak Korean.

Yes?

Well, there's an application, damn it. Continue. So, let's start a difficult story. You start a millionaire family to start, right? Your parents or your dad with escorts, very important.

That's the reason why I came to Colombia. It's that I, when I was.

But let's not go too far forward, because first you went to China to study, right?

What happened is that I'm from South Korea.

We know.

And my mom and dad said, hey, Xion, China is going to develop a lot, go to China. And when I was six or seven years old, they sent me to China to learn Mandarin.

Imagine, at six years old, they told you, that's the language of the future, right?

And the hardest thing, you know what it is? I got there. It's that school is usually more fun, like an activity, right?

No, zero.

You go out on Saturday afternoon and come back on Sunday morning.

So you live all day in school.

Yes.

And you get food there, but you have to cook eggs, and also wash clothes alone, and also a room has to live with 12 classmates, and you only have one bathroom. And it's that hard. And at 4 in the morning, you get up and run,

and study, and have lunch. You eat and sleep for an hour, and then study again. And then dinner, and then an hour of sports, and then study again. Until like 11 or 12 every day, that's very normal.

And that's why you're the first world. Look, Colombia, dogs don't do shit.

No. I like the education here more.

No, which one do you like more?

Each one, their part, what they like. But there, it's your turn, they don't like chemistry, I'm not going to do chemistry, and chemistry, and everything they put in. And the worst thing, I didn't know how to speak Mandarin. To enter a Chinese school, you know what's the hardest thing? You have to take an exam. It doesn't matter anything. You have to take an exam. It doesn't matter. I have to take an exam to get into a Chinese school.

And since I don't know anything, they sent me to a place where there are bad kids. And there I almost committed suicide because I was bullied for seven years. They threw soup on me and hit me. And what was it called?

They threw rice on you.

No, soup. It was very? You would throw rice on him.

No, soup!

The soup.

And at night, when the teacher leaves at 10pm, they come to my room and steal all my things. And then they hit me. And that's why I have a lot of scars on my body. I suffered a lot. And I was like, I'm not going to let that happen again.

I suffered four years of bullying. So free or mucho you can't get push a general way of the heart muscle free reso Joseph a quattro a no de bullying me tenia. Yo nunca tengo foto de a c manga corta Niño por eso porque me pegaba y yo tengo miedo a mi papá porque mi papá era muy Millonario porque tenía una empresa gigantismo Y yo de que huy pucha me a mucho miedo a contarle eso Mejor yo es cuando yo siempre con ese camiseta si dormía ni igual casi no vea porque vivía en I always slept with that shirt on, and I didn't see much, because I lived in a school, right? And I was like,

I said, that's it, that's it, bullying. I'm going to study Mandarin. Oh, yeah. And I called the teacher, please help me. And I slept for two hours for eight years.

Well, and then?

And then I studied like that for two years. And in China, one grade has 1,000 to 2,000 people.

One grade.

And there I won 11th place. And then the school paid me and everything. But the men keep hitting me. They say I'm a worm that they look at the book every day like that. And it made me angry. I say, hey, God loves me.

Can I do something? I can so angry. I said, hey, God loves me. I can do something. I can do it. And I stopped studying. And school paid me everything.

It's amazing that among so many people, because they reproduce there tremendously, God has chosen you. Like among so many people.

I'm a son of God, really. And that's how it happened, right? I said, everything is fine. Study, that's it. And I stopped studying. And I started playing basketball to earn respect from men, right?

I started playing basketball, basketball. And I started having friends and everything. My dad broke up.

Calm down.

My dad broke up. I said, what? I have a future. I'm relaxed, I study and that's it. But he broke up. My room is really big. And it broke.

And we had to go to Korea. And we left China to Korea.

God.

And you know where we lived?

In a motel.

Motel.

And a room like this, all our five families lived.

It's normal here in Gatiba.

No, but...

Yes, in Bousa, Bolivar City.

And I...

And I said, I'm the head of the family. I'm going to get my family ahead. Because my dad was in a bad, bad, bad depression. And I was also in a bad situation, but I'm young. And I said, I'm going to work.

And I started playing basketball on the street. And, God is helping me more. And I started to get 3 points and I was winning everything. And I was like, mom, let's go to another motel. And we got a bigger motel that has a bathroom. Not a public bathroom, they already have a bathroom in the room.

Oh, in the other motel, everyone was like... No, no, no.

Spit it out, spit it out, calm down. That fucking phleg flea came from Korea. I'm so excited to spit it out.

Why did you put me in front of the mic?

I would have left.

Go, go, go.

And I started winning. My dream was to be a professional basketball player. And in a game, they picked me for the national team. They said, Shion, you're going to the national team. And they got me out.

And it was in the paper. And I was like, wow, finally. And I went to tell my grandmother about it.

With all the fruits and everything. With fruits. And there's one thing, the fruits are very expensive. Wow, dude, very expensive. Buying fruits there is like celebrating.

Guacamole, what's it called? Avocado? Avocado, because it makes you guacamole, of course. This is very expensive in Korea. Like 40,000, 50,000 Colombian pesos.

Okay.

Super expensive. I bought a lot of things, I'm happy, and I took it.

In a car, it costs the same, practically.

Very expensive, right? In Korea. I arrived in Colombia, what I like the most is a paradise. People don't know, but it's a paradise.

They have so many fruits and so delicious.

Yes, wait a second. Don't come to Colombia yet, you're missing the German.

Yes, sir.

Let's go in order, let's go in order,

because a shitty life, right? And I say, no, finally, God has decided my future. And I already have my path to the future. And I say, ready, God, I'm going to celebrate with my grandmother. And I went, and my grandmother needs to walk because she has bad legs. And we went out for a walk. I was chatting and I lost my grandmother. And I, where the hell is my grandmother?

My grandmother can't run, but...

Don't worry, I know how to serve. What a mess, and attentive man. Look, the chicha, try it. We're going to drink too. The idea is to see you drunk.

Cheers.

Cheers.

No, it was a pucha.

Ah, sake.

Sake.

Sake.

But you didn't drink the whole thing.

Of course.

No, look.

You want me to get drunk and... No, all drunk. I have to control.

No, controlled, uncontrolled, all drunk here. Go ahead.

Well, then I went. I say that now, professional basketball, they already pay me monthly. And I was happy. I went to visit and I walked and I lost my grandmother. And I was like, where is my grandmother?

You lost your grandmother? You didn't lose her?

And I was running and looking. And there was a bridge over the sea, right? And I was crossing. And I crossed. I barely saw that green light. And I crossed and BAM! I got hit by a car.

A car hit in the car. You got hit in the car?

Yeah.

I got hit.

And you can see here...

Everyone is like, what happened? I'm lost in the story. Hit in the car, hit in the car. Me.

No, man.

You got hit in the ass. And then, there, injured. He went to hell.

And look, all those scars on his hand.

Pass it here. Don't be afraid. You're shaking. Relax.

Master Chifu.

I always wanted to say that.

Master Chifu is from...

Where is it?

Kung Fu Panda.

No, I don't want to tell anymore. Every time he cuts me off. I already forgot where he's going.

No, no, no.

The one...

The one...

The one...

The one... What do you mean, dance? I was at that table, in the hospital, like this. And there was an island, it didn't reach that. It was very slow.

And you know what I realized after? I mean, what?

Poo, and poop, and blood, are mixed on the floor. When someone is going to die, I open all the holes.

No.

He opened all the holes for me, and all the poo came out of my body. And you said, dance. Dance. I was like this. It hurt but I felt sorry for the doctor. But I was like this. Dance. My life.

Marica, you are great. Cheers.

Cheers.

Look, double.

I have tequila.

And sake.

I have pee. Dance. Yo, chicha.

Oh, payla. Yo, payla. Ay, en cama. Y saben qué me pasó? Partió acá tres huesos, y partió acá dos, y también entró a vidrio acá, y yo acá también tengo un cicatriz.

El vidrio del carro entró a todo el cuerpo. Y yo me toca quedarme en...

Uy, ese en música.

Es que es triste. I had to stay in... Oh, that music... It's sad, your life is sad.

And I said... No! I was very positive, I said... No, man, that's an operation and that's it. And dad went to a hospital and he moved me to another place

and I said, dad, it hurts a lot. And I moved to another hospital. We changed three hospitals and you know what he told me? What? To stay in another hospital. We changed three hospitals. And you know what he told me? He was going to be bedridden.

Because here are all the sensitive parts of the body. He said there was no solution. And my dad didn't have money either, but he owed and paid, paid, paid. He said, no, you're going to be bedridden forever. You're going to pee and poop, everything, bedridden. And I, ah, fuck. How is God going to do that to me? I had been bullied for so many years, I was beaten up and everything.

And then, finally, I achieved my dream. And the judge took it away from me again. And I said, God doesn't love me anymore. And I cried every day. My parents didn't believe in God. And I prayed to God.

And I did this. I did this, pee-pee, lay down.

I... I said, why should I dance? I went there and after four months, very strange, very strange, the doctor said it was very strange, he started moving his fingers. And with that, I went to the coach, I said, teacher, I can move, I can be a professional basketball player, give me a month, I'll recover.

The teacher said, dance. Because I stayed six months lying down.

And he said, dance. Profe dio que ya baila. Porque yo me quede seis meses acostado. Y dio que baila.

Hey chicos, chicos.

La abuelita no dice que pueden participar? Que tal esto? Se volvio pues...

Como asi?

El pueblo habla?

No!

No tan horrible.

Que tal?

Que horror, que horror. Yo vomitar con comentario. I Vomit our concomitant are you Entonces Bistro que tu abuela que paso con tu abuela

Ano me abuela se asustó casi a y desmaquia también porque veo todo ese chichi popo y sangre Claro casi la masa y y también toca ir el mismo ambulancia juntos adentro imagínese Ya ya que son bien longevos cuantos tiene mi abuela tiene I'm I don't know where to live grandma Grandma? On the island On the island? She didn't leave the island? No, always on the island

She always got trapped on the island?

Yes, always inside

On the island? Ok And why didn't she leave the island?

Because she likes nature Who knows?

That's spectacular

Hey Chanda, so that happened to her She goes to sleep at the Damir I said, I don't believe it. I said, I don't believe it. I said, I don't believe it. I said, I don't believe it.

I said, I don't believe it. I said, I don't believe it. I said, I don't believe anything, motherfucker. I'm going to live like this. And I locked myself in the room. And I peed in the room, can you believe it? But that poop, they change it hard and you get used to it.

Because I don't want to go out at all. And I even wanted to die. And I went up bad, very bad. For a week, my uncle and auntie were going there. And my uncle and auntie were going out the door. My mom was cleaning and crying every day.

And my dad said, Sion, give me one last chance. One last chance. Listen to me. Go to Germany.

But, let's see, let's see, go to Germany. But wait, wait, wait, I'm getting lost in the story because they're broken.

Broken.

And how are they sent to Germany?

Debt.

Debt again? No, but, I mean, are they still in debt?

No, not now. Now they're already...

Did you help them? Did you help them?

I also helped them and he also went up alone, strong.

Okay, okay.

They are strong on the island. And he sent me to Germany. He said, go. And I said, ha. No, I don't want anything anymore. I was really bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. And he sent me. And I said, let's go.

And I left. I don't know. I'm not saying Germany is bad or anything. But to me, the truth,

for me, I didn't like it that much because people do their own thing and the country is like... I don't know, they do their own thing.

There's no flavor. And I was like, no! Juepucha, dad! No, Juepucha! I'm still living here, I get more depressed, nobody talks to me, nothing! Just the same! And I was like, no, no, no, the last chance for me. And he said, Dad, let me live like this. I don't want anything.

But how was he in Korean?

Adra, give me one more chance.

Dad, I...

And I said, no, I thought a lot. I said I don't want to go back to Korea and stay like this. Because God doesn't want me. There is no solution. If God doesn't want it, there's no solution. If God doesn't want it, and I don't, and I don't worship God, I say no. So, let's go. Where is it? And he tells me, Sion, Colombia.

I say, Colombia?

Wait a second. That jump is very strange. One, from China, goes to China, returns to Korea, goes to an island, goes to Germany. At what point? I'm is When will Colombia be on the list? Oh, there's an important fact that I love about the information you sent me. People in China hit you because you were a foreigner. How did they know?

I don't know.

How did they not get confused with someone from there?

They're the same.

I didn't know either, but I watched TikTok a while ago. TikTok said that a Japanese Korean did something like that.

But still, everyone looks suspicious. You see them and say, everyone is sleepy over there.

No, I'm for jet lag.

For jet lag.

Jet lag.

If you had slept well, you would have been Halak.

Ok, and did they hit you for that?

For being a foreigner and not speaking... Because I didn't communicate anything and stuff. And they didn't do homework and stuff. Like, I don't know why. It's just that kids bullying is the strongest thing that adults... You know why? Because there's no limit to kids.

Yes. Or adults, oh, fuck, if they kick me, I'm going to jail. So, no, I kick. But that motherfucker, the kid, no, hey, my dad will fix it. So, it was very hard for me. He hit me everywhere. No, you don't, my brother.

That stick of that cloth, I have a very hard tail for training that. So your ass is for that training? Because it hits me all night. So to get a tail you have to hit yourself? No, no, no, it's not like that but... But can you show me the tail to see?

No, what am I going to show? No, but if he talks about having a tail, then show it. No, but what am I going to show? No, no, no. I I'm gonna go stop. Oh yeah, I'm gonna love it. You'll be starting a costume impression on the

Body case there most of Karen dragon a comedy to know if you can sushi aka El Colombian Sushi Colombian, oh, sorry, I'm sushi Colombian. Oh, yes, it's a spectacular

I mean, I'm a gustamonte, but I think you say seguramente

Most a channel me gusto. It's good I don't like it much, but I know you'll love it. You take it. I don't like it anymore. I'll spit it out.

No, I don't drink what people spit out.

Me neither.

Look, over here, of course.

Look at this delicacy.

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

How? No, I said what.

How? I'm going to try it. Muchos gracias. ¿Cómo? No, es que... ¿Cómo? No hay nada más rico que comer frente al pobre. No tiene nada raro, ¿no? Miren la maña, él sí sabe comer, no?

El colombiano, ahí. Creyéndose elegante.

Mire, doble, lengüemadre, doble. Es que no se ne.

Mmm. ¿Qué es esto? and No para los asistentes de todas maneras gracias el pueblo generalmente no come Hace ayuno intermitente Una comida al día Hay lo pasas con sake muy bien y como hablo no se me dan comida no haya fun no haya fun Nadie te está diciendo que tienes que hablar chicos

Y este sushi colombiano que es espectacular

Me gusta me gusta And this Colombian sushi, which is spectacular. I like it.

You like it?

Do you want to try it?

No.

No?

No. So you don't talk either. Please.

So it's good.

No, but here you can take four or five.

Thank you.

Try it, since you like it.

Mmm. This is more delicious. It's a good idea, right? It's called bat. Bat. We chop it like this.

Hey, before we continue with this interview, we know that now you're dedicated to music. Do you want to make a song? Of course. Do you have a band? Of course.

Do you have the whole group here?

Let's cheer people up. Of course. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. music you want to sing a song? of course you have a band? you have the whole band here?

lets cheer up the people

my bands where are they?

oh and sing this song well

oh but you are colombians

yes

very good

good I foreign see Jeffrey. Oish. Ya viene eso canciones. Ah, bien, bien.

Vamos paso a paso.

Si porque lo siento ahí como,

ah, ah, ah, como tranquilo. Yo quiero es que, fin, que rompamos esta mierda.

De una va?

Eh, no, no, no, ahora. O sea, con calma, no haya afán.

Voy de una.

Quiere una romper entonces? No, esperamos. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. You have to be up top. Okay. I'm not up top. Okay. I greet with both hands. I can't drink like this, like a friend. I have to turn my head and drink.

Ah.

And serve too. I can't show what brand it is. I cover it with both hands up and serve like this.

Ah.

Oh.

That's why I put this base. Oh. That's why I said no, no. Oh

Yeah, conras on this yeah, no no

No, but if they say yeah, they're all cool to see a cell me know

The total I've ever seen in my normal man

Easton political pero no mirar marca es That's it. Serving. Oh. Well, you learned. Ready. What's up, man? But what's that for? So you don't realize how much we're putting in your pussy. Do you put in any of that shit? Or what do you cover the brand with?

So that older people don't feel... Oh, let's say, that bottle. Oh, no. That brand? Oh, no.

They go in hard. So, cover it up so they can hide it. It's not a cheap brand. And ding, ding.

Mmm.

I don't know who's sucking there. What is that? A tree?

Uh, tobacco. Tobacco.

Tobacco? Tobacco.

Do you want some? No, I don't know. No, I don't know how to do that. No, no, no.

That motherfucker is so long, motherfucker. I'm not a fan of the Key tengo traiga los grandes para que la prenda traiga metodo los tabacos I'm on the catacomb que uno le ofrece a Luis y asusta como si le dieran palo otra vez como si papá estar detrás tuyo pegando te no calm arte Esto es para esto para ustedes es enorme no

We push a kid on a condo

Okay, I'm most ranking No, I don't think it's the condo. I'm pretty We've seen movies and it's true. It's like a little navel. If we don't have anything, you guys are really

There's a lot of cases. A lot of asses. I'm different. Oh yeah?

But where do you get that? In Colombia? I Feel the second in Colombia Don't be sad Honda don't decrease Don't decrease around a condom free or say this minute So I get the style of a cool em, oh god

No, but I house is not open.

In a motel, like being hot and living with a lot of people, did you go?

No, motel, only us, family, we slept there. We didn't do anything.

No, I didn't expect that. You never know.

Oh, that's good.

And your tobacco? What else is he going to show me?

They are going to bring several tobaccos, but no worries, we can keep talking. The thing is, because he is small, he is a little bit shorter. So, running is like walking.

Do you understand?

No, I don't understand.

But to be in 11th place among a thousand, you are very dumb't understand. I don't understand. But to be in 11th place, you're very dumb. Look, come here. And he lent us all the trees from the family garden. Look, spectacular. Look, I'm going to give you some tobacco. Do you smoke or not?

No, I don't smoke. So, don't give me tobacco. Don't waste it. These are the same size.

God.

That tree has a lot of presentations.

Look at this beauty.

What is that? And that one you use like this?

You smoke it like a cigarette? Yes, but this one is to hit you and get your tail out. But look at the size. Like this, they get their tail out.

Oh, but oh!

No, but smell it! But what does it do like this?

No, but you are very damaged.

I just want to smell it, I've never seen it. Don't worry. Calm down, but it's just...

Shut your mouth. I'm not going to be damaged. You don't want to give it away? It's just going to smell. I've never seen it. Don't worry. Calm down.

Just close your mouth.

Ready, give it away.

Look at the emotion.

But it could smell from the side. No.

Does it smell like tamal leaves? No. Oh my God. You can tell they lived in Gatiwa. They dried it and scratched it, right? I Know Yeah, I

Stopped a store must they took off

The tosses our ass in Babos and trembles I st. Oh, China a la Colombia profunda I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. You know, leaving your family, your grandmother, everything. Yes, leaving everything, everything, everything.

We know that.

Yes. But explain it. That story is very good.

What story?

So, you appeared in Colombia the other day, you son of a bitch.

Well, I felt... I was very depressed. I didn't want to live. There was no taste of life. And my dad said, okay, Asian, Bahia Columbia, but I think we're not me go.

Me, my whole amigo de colegio, yes, I send a pastor. And I got to go to Lafayette. I just met the other mother.

I got to go to the other pastor.

He gave me a lot of shit. He got better at it. He said I'm not sure. en la noche y yo apenas llegue y es en la noche y ellos hacían culto y yo llegue y hacían culto y yo no entiendo español yo digo que no mejor me voy a salir a comer

algo y yo lleve ese maletica antes de mi papá quebrado yo tenía una maletica puppy ok pero como era el culto del pastor como hace que hacían culto no yo solamente unos gatos hay que quemaban ya abogadas pues no pastor de una iglesia I was just... Some cats that were burning, you know, lawyers. No, a pastor of a church.

Yes.

What time was the pastor's worship being done?

At eight, nine.

But look how cute.

Yes, and I left at nine thirty. I left my suitcase and looked and greeted like this and I left to look for food. And I with that cute backpack and cute flip-flop inside I had like 6, 7 thousand dollars with passport and everything

I said,

Huepucha,

it's my... I've saved all my life and I said, Huepucha, I have to take good care of it and I left

In Engativá

No, but there is my motherland

in Engativá, La Faena

I grew up there and then I arrived first experience I grew up. And then I got there. First experience. I was like, I don't know why my life is like this. And I was walking. Everything is closed. And I was like,

why is it closed? And I kept walking. I passed a soccer field, there's a microphone. And I passed, and a knife came here.

Ding.

And I, obviously, I got scared and I... Ay! And that son of a bitch couldn't control the knife and he sucked me a little and blood came out and I... No, son of a bitch, I'm going to die here with the knife. And I heard before... If you look at the thief's face, you kill me.

And I... I didn't look and I...

Hello?

He didn't say anything.

I just got here. I... Hello? Hello? And he was talking a lot of things I didn't understand anything And they were grabbing me like this and that And I was like, what do you want? And he pulled his feet out And I was like, don't dance And he didn't leave

And I was like, what happened to him? What do you want more? And I closed my eyes Hello, hello And I was going to pray to God But since I'm going to pray, I abandoned it a long time ago And I felt sorry for God, so I didn't even... I was like,

No, thank you. I came this far in my life. And that son of a bitch kicked my leg. And what happened to me? He wanted my flip-flop too. I knew it. The bastard took the flip-flop.

Damn, he ran back there. I looked at him. And that second... No, I was in that second... foreign foreign I'm gonna read it. It's like time stopped. Hey, Sion, if you die with that knife, or if you die without a passport and that plate,

everything is going to die. And I didn't even think that deep. I thought like this, and I ran after him, without shoes, right? And that floor hurt so much. And I grabbed his hair and I hit him.

I was like, oh, now what do we do? He literally fell like that, boom, like that. And I was like, motherfucker, I killed him, what do I do? No, no, motherfucker, no, no, no, my life is so...

Motherfucker.

But what do I do, what do I do? Can his friend come or something? I was like, motherfucker, let's take out the things. And I checked like a doctor, but I didn't feel anything because I was nervous. I took it out and ran. That was my first experience.

Welcome to Colombia!

But look, I still love him so much. Do you know why? Not only in Colombia, everyone goes through that. Only me, by bad luck, not being careful, and it happened to me. Not only in Colombia, it happens everywhere. And now, the funniest thing. No suerte, no cuidadoso y me pasó. No, eso solo pasa en Colombia, pasa en todo lado. Y ahora, lo más chistoso, este man es el único colombiano

que conocí acá en Colombia, ¿cierto?

Sí.

Lo encontré en el colegio.

No, pero, OK, OK, espera, espera. Sion, espera, con calma. Llegas acá, te atracan todo. You come here, you get everything. You go to school the next day, the week, how is it to adapt? How is it to live in those little houses in Yadiva?

In Yadiva, the work inside is like a Christian church and foundation. How people help, how they go to colabasto. I always go at 3 or 4 in the morning and they take all the ones who voted. And I take it and we arrive, and we give lunch to everyone.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

That's how it started, living every day. And then I have to study.

No, that's a shame.

But...

And I was like, something happened to me.

What happened to you? And I said that there in Colabasco. I'm a bebita que chan todo a guardiente y como

Mela macho

Mero macho No, no, no, no Say pero el otro si haces el amor que estás activo trabajando en la misma Pero anaconda no estar por frío

Yo lo de descansar un ratito Y ya me ofrecí esto y yo todo va esto y ya me costumbre I offered myself this and I drank this and I got used to it. And every time I go, I buy one and I drink it and they give me strength. Those sons of bitches give me strength. And I would get up like this and I would get a potato and I would get a lot of those donations. And they arrive and you can't rest.

You have to wash everything. And then, remove the damaged parts. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. And then, some people make juice, and vegetables, they make soup and everything. But there's the funniest thing. In the church, I lived like 5 years, 6 years in Engativá Lafayette, right?

5 years.

And there, I couldn't talk to women.

Oh.

In the church. I think young people should be focused on developing and they didn't let me talk.

Only between you, between men?

No, no, there's nothing like that. Well, I had those rules in church, right? Well, I think it's very cool. And then I went to school.

Okay, so it was an important time lapse. Yes. To get in. That's why. The other day, you were already looking at the attractor.

And there I found my only Colombian I know.

Because there are many Koreans in the church at that time.

Oh, it can't be.

Almost everything was Korean. That's why I almost didn't learn well. Five years lost, imagine.

No, and for example in San Victorino there are a lot of Chinese, that's their thing.

No, really, laugh, it's their thing.

Or Venezuelan.

Yes, but they are the slaves of the others. Yes, yes, yes, yes, really, and the Japanese too. They own San Victorino.

And then I started, in the tenth, second semester I was in. I was in the school for the tenth and second semester. I was in the school for the eleventh and second semester, but my Spanish is not good. So, I said, hey, one year down. And I went in for the tenth and second semester.

And that son of a bitch was in the eleventh and second semester. And I, the only Colombian... I forgot everything. I was scared and everything.

I said, hello! Imagine, the only Colombian I know.

No, totally.

And I was like, hello!

And he looked at me like I was a fool and graduated.

Man, it all seems like a lie. I still don't believe it. I knew it was going to be great. Good stories, very good stories.

And I tell another one?

Tell whatever you want.

I'm like... And I tell another story? Tell whatever you want. I am... And there I started to live in Colombia and I fell in love. When I go to eat empanada, and the lady sells... At that time, when I arrived, small empanadas,

but stuffed with meat,

that's 300 pesos or 200 pesos. Yes, meat and also dogs. They kill dogs there. No, lees. Lees. ¿Eso es 300 pesos o 200 pesos? Sí, de carne además de perro. Van matando perros ahí.

No, les. De les.

Gato, mareca.

Y yo compraba cinco.

A 300 pesos una empanada. ¿De dónde será esa carne?

¡Ja, ja, ja!

Esa señora me enseñó español.

Okay.

En colegio yo no entendía nada.

Claro, era la profesora. Y lo chistoso es que le pagan también a los profesores en este chochal que ellas las tardes vendían empanadas. ¿Cierto? Tenía su puestico de empanadas.

Sí.

Sí, sí, sí.

Es una señora, pues, chiquitito, vendía empanadas saborosas. Y me dicen, yo compré cinco. Y me regalan una más. And I was like, oh my god, what a country that tastes like human. And I want to eat something different. And they offer me. I don't know how, I don't know.

All of this is just a part that I'm telling you, right? But I feel Colombia is a paradise. Do you know why? It's because people know how to enjoy life and they know that love with people. Do you know why? Look, in Korea, they kill themselves a lot, unfortunately,

because of pressure from studies and family. If they don't get into a good university, a lot of people commit suicide. But in Colombia, what do they do when they're stressed? Nah, we do maraná with all the partners on the street. And ping, ping, ping, ping.

And with the pole, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I You're a beautiful Person who can be somebody's a sit-down to it. He's not a disorder now

No

What can you say no bad expression as in now? We said trabajo in tresemana in fin de semana disfruta by las ajitas ito a mi me gusto mucho the también sancocho en el lío sabor de humano no de verdad la verdad yo me siento muy como orgulloso como estar a high colo y yo estaba en depresión Colombia me dio la vida yo estaba de presión yo no quería hacer nada por eso agradezco tanto Colombia mucha gracias en serio Colombia He know it's gonna be

Me cambio la vida a kiesa don't de me cambio la vida oiga

Ya muy bonito. Eso muy raro que paso una gente a ya tu anera gritando

Te mi perro In Gatiwa. In Gatiwa, present my dog. My countrywoman. No, which countrywoman?

I'm from there.

No, dude. She comes from Korea and calls her neighbor.

Fuck.

And I tell you something. I like it so much, but a lot of things have happened to me. At first I didn't understand one thing. People kept their cell phones in their chests. That never happens in Asia. I thought, that's weird. Why do they keep it in their chests?

Maybe they are a little more stubborn than there. No, but...

A little bit.

I didn't understand. I never knew how to speak and I didn't ask anything. And I, thank God, passed IGFES and went to college to be a teacher.

No.

But wait, let's not get out of the cell phone and boobs.

Yes, no, no, no.

How do you recognize who you are? Because PRM is a number.

There's a connected story. There's a connected story. Okay.

And I passed first semester because all my classmates threw paper at me and I copied everything.

And I passed the semester. And I was like, oh, man, I'm very proud of you. And I felt very proud because I didn't understand anything and I passed the semester. And I was like, oh, man, I saved money and bought a new iPhone and headphones. For a new iPhone.

Alone. The next day, hello!

No.

I was all proud. I said, no, Juepucha, there's nothing better than Transmilenio to go at dawn. Because it's a university. I lived in Suba before. I went to Gativá and I went to Suba.

So, from bad to worse. Portal Suba. And from that portal, Suba up to the center of the waters. Taxis don't come. And very expensive. Who's going to pay for that to go study? No. And I, ding, Transmilenio, I picked up. And I, I didn't understand, right?

And I, oh, man, how cool. I put on my headphones and my cell phone, ding. And I, oh, how cool. That's the flavor. And I got to the water station. Ay, y llegó Estación de las Aguas y puerta abrió y paró la música. Y yo... Y yo, ¿Quién me pagó la música?

Y yo miré abajo. Ese hijuepucha cable solo tirando así. Y yo aún no entendía qué pasaba. ¿Por qué quedó solo cable colgando y tirando así como le loc? Y yo, no, hijuepucha. I still didn't understand what was going on. Why was there only a cable hanging and hanging like crazy? I said, no, you bitch. And a lady comes and says she gave him papaya.

I said, lady, which papaya? I'm brave.

I'm going to eat now, respect.

And there I understood why they keep it. And I said, ready, you bitch. I couldn't stand that taste of headphones and music. And I was like, no, man, I have to buy another one. I bought another one. And when I go up, man, I go inside. I don't listen to music.

Inside, I don't go out. And then, like, three or four days later, you know, when you go toium at dawn, at 5 or 6 in the morning, if there's a chair, it's a blessing from God. There's light like this. And I'm like, man, today I have to buy a ball. And I'm like, man, that son of a bitch,

seriously, no one is going to sit there? And I sat down, and I'm like, oh, man, there he gave me papaya, but here it's not going to work. And I took out that motherfucker deep, he was all wet.

We didn't want to know that, thank you.

No, it's just that there's a plot.

Yes, because of Anaconda, it's hot.

And I took it out and I put on the earphone. I was like, ha, here's how it's going to be. And as soon as Transmilenio started, a hand came out of that window, that one, and he grabbed it!

No.

Bad, right?

In two weeks, all that happened.

Wednesday, only me. And I got very angry. I screamed in the sky and everyone was looking at me. And now, dance. What am I going to do? Transmilenio is already on. He's not a taxi. Stop and look for him.

Marica, it's great. It's great.

How was your relationship with God?

I was fine. I said, God did this to me for something.

For not giving papaya. And I said, no, I did this to me for... something. For not giving papaya.

And I, no, wepucha, everything is fine.

That's it.

Very well, there is something very nice and it is, I imagine that in the pandemic you suffered a lot.

Oh, wepucha, I felt like a virus.

You were.

No, you know what happened to me? First, it hurt a lot because they closed the restaurant and I have to pay rent. ¿Qué me pasó? Primero, me dolió mucho por cerrar un restaurante y tengo que pagar arriendo. Y segundo, después salió de eso un poquitico, ya pueden salir con tapabocas, ¿cierto? Yo caminando normal en centro.

Y ese hijo de pucha piedra me salió y me pegó acá espalda. Y yo, ah, hijo de pucha, ¿quién me pegó? And a Chinese guy came, and he was talking all the rude stuff I've never heard in my life in Colombia. And I was like, what's wrong with this guy? Why is he talking to me so rude and aggressive? What did I do? I was walking, and he was like, is this your street? And I was like, is this your street? Why are you hitting me? And the other guy was covered up so he wouldn't get infected.

And I was like, that gonenally, what are they? Super offended with Olaya

No, but it's a movie Claro porque de la sensor la gente se bajaba

Final to be a no saving kids look at my so-called a seman me conto I was just about to see you. No, you know what happened to that man? He told me. A lot of people, because of that virus, left the world. They went to heaven. And then, their family, their parents, left the world because of that virus.

So, I said, it's my fault.

Yeah.

And I said, fuck, I was talking about how this virus came from where, what country, what country, and I said Korea. And he said China. All the same. And I said, no, I didn't do anything. I've been living here for six years, what virus am I going to bring? It hasn't even come out of Colombia. And I felt offended, but what am I doing there? I said, I'm sorry and I left. I went to the restaurant. I went in and everyone left.

The elevator too. I went in and everyone got off. I felt like a virus. I said, why is my life like this? They can't give me like this. They give me like this, like this, like this.

I think I got three more and I'm done. Calm down. I was like this, this found it. We know. Yes. I went to social media thanks to Jeff, Cynthia, Joan and all of them. They came, they saw you in the restaurant. They taught me everything. They created Facebook, Instagram and everything.

And I had nothing. And that's why I started making videos and everything. And people started to make me racist and started wanting me, asking for pictures. And I was like, no, man, this is more wonderful, Colombia. I don't want to go out anymore. And then, what happened to me?

One day I was going with my girlfriend, with mom and dad, to the farm. And dad was playing popular music. And I was like, what is that song? So sad, but they sing with all their pride. And I was like, I really want to drink and stuff. How weird that song is.

And there was Aventurero. That song is my first song. Applause.

Applause.

That song is my first song that I learned. And that song was playing and I said, Oh, I love that. I learned and I sang it. I uploaded it on TikTok. That was the first step.

And then a lot of likes started to come. And shares and everything. And it was a lot of songs. an event in Campin. Yes. He's going to be there. Ah, yes, the concert. OK.

No, but it's not Campin. It was another event.

And but...

Very good. And with Jesse? Did you play?

With Jesse, yes.

He is my salvation.

OK.

Because I released a song. It's called Culpa de Quien, right? No, Juepucha, I don't want to sing the song of... Of others. No, it's like, I don't feel like it, because I... No. And I want something from my story. Whose fault? When a couple ends, whose fault?

Yours or mine? We don't know.

He left.

Boom, he became Chocapic.

He left, that son of a bitch, that's the subject. And we released it. And it started to go up, follower. To the United States.

And I was like,

I'm a shower singer, how are they going to give me so much love? God, are they giving me another chance?

What will come after this?

And I released it.

And then, it out. And then?

Well, it was good, the song was cool and everything. And Jesse Uribe, what do you need? He has everything. He's already a top number and he sings super cool. He didn't need anything, but he took my hand. They want to support me.

And he said, Conolea, make that song with me. And I was like, really? Are you going to take my hand? I'm nobody. And that day I started to buy the singing and dancing course. But dancing... I think that money is already lost. I was born dumb, it doesn't work.

And Jesse said, Conolea, let's do that song together. And he wrote me. And we did that song, K he wrote me. And I was like, oh! We did that song. It's the fault of who? Remix.

OK, OK.

Very good. And that's where you're going with the band.

Yes.

Hey, Chanda. You were bullied, but when you got here, you were also bullied, right? You started bullying others.

No, I didn't. But they made me like this. Chino, chin chong chong, chin chong chong. And I was like, respect, mother fucker. And there was a chin like this. And I was this big. And there was a chin like this. And it was annoying.

Mother fucker, it was annoying. I was going to the bathroom. Chin chong chong, chin chong chong.

Chino, chino malika. Well, I'll hold it. And I just hold it three times. And that son of a bitch, I have to teach him.

But with that kick, it's true.

But how am I going to kick the little one? And that bastard, you know what he did? I hit him so softly, he went to coordination to tell me. And the pastor has to come for me.

Okay, tell us a little bit about that overcoming, because all the stories you've told, and the magical saltpeter that your life is a roller coaster.

The truth is yes.

How has it been, how is the process at this moment, how are you feeling? Calmly, calmly. I know you're happy. Me, happy? Being happy? Colombia, get me out of depression.

No. How did you get out of this? And the people who have gone through this and thought about it, what can you say to those people who feel that everything in their life is shit and you did literally get shit?

Yes, a lot of poop.

Yes, yes, yes. No, it's just that the truth is I wanted to commit suicide and everything. It's just pure mental thinking You know, I wanted to die, I wanted to die I'm useless When you start thinking like that

Really, you enter that world And you don't want to do anything Everything looks ugly That flower looks ugly This one looks ugly Everything looks ugly

The way you think Let's say in Colombia I take this, let's say It depends on how you think I really suffered say in Colombia, I take this, let's say, it depends on how you think. I really suffered everything, everything, everything. I wanted to kill myself, I wanted to open here, and I wanted to throw myself, but I was afraid. And I don't serve for nothing, I don't serve for nothing.

But God always has a plan prepared for each one. And the most... Work, dog. Work. No, no, no.

There he got the idea. Dog, you have to work.

No, no, no.

No, what I'm saying is like, you can't be like a lazy person at home. God has a plan. He said, no, you have to work. And if you don't work, God will give you the opportunity. You won't take it. You have to be active and move forward And God gives you a little bit of patience And you save your life

It's all mental, I think I put experience, it's not the correct answer But I feel like this It's pure mental, thinking, how you think Let's say you say, oh, I feel horrible today Oh, I'm lazy

Oh, I'm not doing well all day But I get up with a fresh mind

Hey, today I'm going, I'm not doing well all day. But I get up with a fresh mind.

Today I'm going to do well, God is going to help me. I'm going to win, and I'm going to do well.

That's how it is.

Very good, very good.

I live like this, now I live like this, I think like this.

Look how important this show is, and that's why I wanted to do it. Because we knew a little about life,, the ups and downs, going from one country to another, having a very strict dad, having a strict grandmother, having a strict mom, everything is strict. Um... Does your dad live in Colombia nowadays?

No, they live in Panama.

They stay in the island.

Oh, in Panama?

Yes.

They're all weird, right?

Do you have more siblings or...?

I have two siblings. One, I'm the oldest. And I have a second one. He came to Colombia, got a girlfriend, and left for Korea.

That Colombian girl was smart. She said, get me out of this mess now!

She's a dancer, so she left. And they're doing well. And my little brother, I'm taking care of him.

You're taking care of him?

Yes. And how old is your little brother is the one I'm in charge of. You're in charge of him? Yes.

And how old is your little brother?

He's 22.

Oh, you don't know, but you're in charge of him very well. No, it's just that I can't remember birthdays and everything. My mom and dad, on birthdays, they tell me on Facebook. I don't know why, I can't remember anything. No, we've noticed that. How long have you been living here in Colombia? Like 10 years. That's why you speak so shit, you weren't going to memorize it.

10 years and you can't say, and it's because the Chinese, man.

Hey, wait.

We'll tell you the time I lived in church with the Koreans.

Ah, ok, sure. Because you're ready. So you've been here for 5 years. So it doesn't look so dirty. Perfect. So, what have you accomplished since the moment you changed that mentality?

I've accomplished everything. Let's say, after I changed that positive mentality, I always in the morning, and I have to be with God. I always, I don't have, I'm sorry for you who have religion, I don't have religion. I believe in God. I always say, I don't have, I'm sorry for you guys that have religion, I don't have religion.

I believe in God. I always pray to God. Oh, you know what?

What?

God almost killed me again.

Why? Why?

I went to the United States with all my girlfriend's family. You've told so many terrible things that I would have already voted, really. No, but really. Look, I say, we work very hard.

We go to Miami and we rent a car, expensive, beautiful. I say, oh, fuck. And I'm going to drive.

And how many were riding there?

The four of us.

Ah, I thought the Chinese fit everywhere.

And you know what? I drove, but the highway from there and here is very different. There it is 180, 200. And I, oh, damn. And I, and I, driving, I sweating, man. Because if you drive on the highway slowly, it's bad for them. Also, accidents can happen behind. I have to follow their rhythm. And I, and I started sweating. And I, damn, what do we do? Ah, I forgot.

And I, driving, and I was driving and something very important happened. Before driving, I had to make a blessing. I said, I'm going to make a blessing. I closed my eyes and I made a blessing. I crashed the car with glass. That moment, everyone's face was looking at me with so much... And I said, what happened to him?

I made a blessing. Well, do was like, what happened to him? I said, well I did a blessing, well do it and see what happened to him. Well, God hears me when I close my eyes, right? And I was like, fuck, there I was, and it came out expensive, I was happy, I was like, fuck, God almost killed me again.

But what I mean is...

But look, sometimes you talk to God, you it up. But God always has a plan. For one. And I don't do blessings by driving anymore.

The plans you've told God have not been the best, right?

No, but they've always given me like this, but I liked life. Then positive, I started to think like more cool, bigger. And when my mind is positive, I found people who also had success and were positive I don't find people like that I started to get cool people around me

and they started to teach me and everything and I set up my own restaurants and also beer and how they did those businesses and also networks and networks also go like, thank God

and music, I'm like a lot of things started to God, I'm also getting more and more music. I started to release a lot of things, but then my mentality changed. And I don't keep quiet anymore.

I'm always positive.

God has a plan.

Very good.

Your life was painted to be an absolute failure, and look, it's not. Very good. Hey, you also got in and they stole you in the restaurant, right? Oh, fuck.

Now that I think about it,

everything happens to me. Yes, really. What were you asking God at that moment?

Well, it's that... What did they steal from you? My mom and dad vino a visitarme. Y mi mamá peleó con mi papá. Y mi mamá se fue para apartamento. Y mi papá estaba con embajador en el...

No, embajador, no. Una jefe de Corea muy grande. Y estaba allá. Y hablando en salón chiquitos. Y salón grande y todo. Y subió. It was a mouth cover time, mouth cover. And some people came up with mouth covers, a girl.

And she came and looked like that, because I always look down. And she looked like that and she got down. I said, what happened to her? And she brought friends. She went up and there were a lot of guns, like six armed people and me. And I wasn't there, I wasn't there.

I'm telling what I saw on camera, right? There were a lot of guns. They all came with guns. And they robbed all the customers. And there was a guy who went to the box. And he said, open it. And he opened it. And there were only like 4,000 or 5,000.

And he got angry and he closed his mouth. Out of anger. And that's where we captured his face and everything. And he got angry. And there's another fat guy. He goes over there. And I say, my dad, don't go out, don't go out, don't go out. Look at the camera, right?

And dad went out to see what they were doing. And that fat guy is in front. And they hit him here and blood came out here. And everything was open here. And they put everything in the kitchen. And I didn't know he was there.

That area is good. He don't know sabian k less of a jazz or nice again. Hey, you can say can over and ready I pass away

How I know

There's a pass over you know, it's not yet I

Get is a swing you can talk when I get on canis

No, say no. Yo, no, but I'll create your way up But I hardly mean being primero you this place or for the near to get out. You know, I think I'll come past a disco

You're I get very cool. We saw phone. So sweet. They're young. We We sell phones. We stuck up with the lapel. so stuck up where tell applause always alpha no mentira Yes, no tenerous of flannels preparo's money

Yeah, but I say

De la gente Como nunca había visto un coreador... Pero como... Me encantó, fue emocionante, pero sabemos que quieres... Grabar con el, no?

Claro, se dio un honor.

Ok, ok, te lo conseguimos.

Cualquier cosa para que puedas...

No, ya no lo creo nada. Invitó a Luis Alfonso y no hay nada.

Oiga, Sion, gracias. Gracias por venir, por estar here, for joining us. Is there anything you want to say to the audience that is watching us from their homes and from here?

Well, thank you very much for listening to all my stories and God bless you. God multiply you. Thank you. ¡Fuerte el aplauso a Sigo que estuvo con nosotros hoy! Para que oigan su música aquí en The Quokka's Live Show.

No se lo pierdan. Cada ocho días, todos los domingos, aquí en mi canal. See you later, alligator. Nos vemos dentro de ocho días. ¡Chao, chandas! ¡Gracias!

Un aplauso para Sigo que estuvo brutal. Espero que lo hayan disfrutado. Oh and that's being beautiful. I want us to give a big round of applause to all the people who make this possible, those who are not here, those who are behind these montages, the Riaño Producciones team, the technicians,

the backstage people, all the accommodators, the people from ASEO, a big round of applause for them, for absolutely everyone who makes this possible. Because this type of project, and especially you,

thank you very much for these 8 years, because without the public we could not be an independent project, without your input we could not have the team of 80 people, which in addition to 80, there are 300, 400 indirect. It is a number of families that, thanks to this project, to what we say, to what we want to report,

we were able to make a company. Normally in the comedy there are always three people, the sound, the manager, the comedian, and in this case we wanted to do something big to be able to raise the voice. This is not a project of center, left, right.

This is a project with a sense of humanity. We want to go a little further and be a little deeper. The mere fact of denouncing this type of character, denouncing machismo, racism, classism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia, everything that is wrong for us. And the invitation is always for you to reflect, that's what comedy is about, inviting reflection,

to think about what we are laughing at, what we are normalizing, how much of Juan Piste we are here, absolutely all of us,

even though we think differently, that's what it'snemo we are here, absolutely all.

Although we think differently, that's what it's about, we are the same. There is no one more than the other. Here they all fit when we make the joke of Venezuela or another country, or whatever, is interpreting this type of characters who really believe that the world belongs to them and this world belongs to us all.

The borders... We humans created the borders, we humans created the divisions, we humans created the flags, and we kill ourselves for those divisions, for invading, for one, for the other, for oil, for power, like Juan Piz González. And we are ready for this wig to send us to hell.

To be spitted on a button and sent to fly. Here we talk about a sense of humanity. We are human beings and the least we have is humanity. I want us to give a round of applause to Angelito, who plays the role of Nanix. Actor.

He is also presenting himself in a play right now. Do you want to say it? Let's take advantage of it.

Thank you. It's beautiful. Thank you, Alijito. Hello, how are you? How was it?

Great!

Thank you very much. Well, guys, I introduce myself. Nice to meet you. My name is Ángel. This is a cordial invitation so that you can go with the children, if you have your children. A presentation every weekend, especially on Sunday, Teatro Santa Fe,

a play called The Ringmaster, a dream theater. I'll be waiting for you there every Sunday at 3pm. I'd like to invite you, from Alejito, from me, Sion, welcome. Thank you.

Thank you, Angelito. Great actor, go and see him, because he has a very cool play, right? It's very good. The invitation is that. I want to thank you for giving us the opportunity to continue having this important voice,

to continue doing the social projects that we have been doing. I always communicate it because you are part of that. With monetization on YouTube, with the entries here, we can do that kind of event, what we did in Movistar. Also have the push

to do or achieve what we did in Cartagena, which was already a fact, the change of the animal to electric cars. It's the most beautiful project I've ever seen.

I know that many conservative people say that tradition is lost. It's the same car, 19th century, the same size, the same people, it's electric, it lasts longer, and there's no animal walking around the vanities of the people.

So, people who don't understand this, we see each other every eight days here, keep supporting us, thank you very much. Don't take this as a personal topic, but rather analyze why we say everything we say here. Although it looks improvised,

many of the things are also thought to make you uncomfortable because what this character is, there are many people and it is what us what we are as a society. We are like a mirror, and this is the kind of character we would like to avoid. Although I grew up in privilege,

there are two ways when you have some kind of power or you are privileged, to use it well or to use it badly. Unfortunately, we see that many people use it badly. We have seen that for more than 213 years of political history, we have been a sea of blood, where we have always been divided,

left, right, liberals, conservatives, always killing each other, always thinking that one has the reason or not. I think that the most important thing here is that we have to raise our voice whenever something bad happens. We see the violence that continues to happen, that will continue to happen. And now, because of what is happening now, the people from before, the people who have always had this bad, now they are heroes.

It is very sad, but those of us who move this country and the country you fell in love with, we are the ones who are Colombian. So, really, let's not kill each other. Let's let people think however they want to think as long as there is respect and we don't have to kill each other, which is the most important thing.

We just had some debates. A few years ago, I decided that it was better to stay away for a few years because of very simple reasons. I'm not alone anymore, I have a family and I think it's not worth exposing my children for things that keep happening and for people who think that in the end they will take power to another place.

There is no moving truck. All that money that you, the politicians who are watching me right now, have stolen, you are not me right now, have stolen, you're not going to take it anywhere. It's very sad because once I said, the poor is poor because he wants to,

being from Juan Piz, and the saddest thing were the comments of people applauding that. And the poor is not poor because he wants to. The poor is because the politicians of this country have taken away the opportunity from people forever. They have taken away the education, the health, and the desire to live.

We live in a country full of riches that the same politicians who do not know and all those people to whom they worship, they sold them. That is, even heaven does not even belong to us because it belongs to

other countries like China, even with its satellites, and we do not kill ourselves for them. Let's keep doing what we are doing, is to a candidate. Thank you, thank you, Sion, to you. See you next Friday. We have an amazing show every Friday. A lot of big people are coming.

Today was no exception. Thank you, really, it was amazing. And thank you very much. See you in eight days here. See you in eight days here.

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. The One Piece Live Show!